Friday, May 17, 2013
IRS Henchman Implicated in Obama Government's Targeting of People with Whom Obama & democrat party Disagree -- & NOW This Person Runs Obama's IRS Obamacare Division!
(Link below; Hall Ingram pictured at the top).
Now, THAT dude is almost as scary as the underlying story. Good grief.
Tuesday, May 14, 2013
Nixonian: Obama's Government Runs Historically Amok, Harassing Organizations with Which It Disagrees, Perpetrating "Unprecedented" Secret Seizures of Media Phone Records, and Continuing Its Outright Lying About the Response to the 9-11 Benghazi Terrorist Attack...
Of course, Obama and his minions deny until the cows come home any direct involvement or culpability in these stories, but I have little doubt their slimy little fingerprints are all over them. Involved, after all, are Obama's Justice Department, Obama's State Department, Obama's CIA, and the same IRS tasked with being the "enforcer" for Obama's Obamacare. But Obama claims, "I don't know nothing, I just work here!" R-I-G-H-T!
Over the past four-plus years, I've repeatedly pointed out examples (and before anyone else out there made the observation) of how Obama, his administration, and his federal government agencies have pulled off the best impersonation of the ol' Tricky Dick Nixon Administration since, well, that very same administration. There have been a steady stream of examples, but never quite this sleazy, meaning three instances all in the same damn week!
To wit over the past week:
-Revelations of widespread IRS harassment and targeting of groups having political views with which Obama and his fellow leftist 20 percenters disagree. This includes viewpoints such as the merits of limiting the size of the federal government and national debt, the desire to improve the performance of the federal government, the virtues of teaching people more about the U.S. Constitution, the expression of pro-Israeli sentiments, and the use of the term "patriot." Gee -- can't have any of those things, now can we?!? Louts.
-The Associated Press' story yesterday that Obama's Justice Department (under the direction of shameful Obama appointee Eric Holder) has conducted a "massive and unprecedented intrusion" into the press activities of a news organization (the AP), including secret seizures of the telephone records of over 100 AP reporters and editors. Imagine any gop-er president's agency doing that. It would be Game-Over for that gop-er president (and likely rightfully so).
-The Benghazi "whistleblower" hearings, in which it has become even more irrefutable that Obama's flunkies (next-president-in-waiting Hillary Clinton, Susan Rice, etc.) told bald-faced lies to the American people last year when they claimed for weeks that some obscure anti-Islamic YouTube video had caused a "spontaneous" attack on the U.S. consulate in Libya (resulting in the rape and murder of the U.S. Ambassador and the murders of several other Americans) when, in fact, it was very clearly (and known from the start to be) a well-choreographed Al Qaeda attack having nothing to do with "The Video." Even now, and in the face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary, Obama's acolytes (see Obama press slug Jay Carney) still claim they were just spouting information fed to them by the CIA back then and that they did absolutely nothing to influence that completely false narrative. Joseph Goebbels might be proud, if only the lying wasn't so sophomoric.
As I've asserted for multiple years, Obama and his rogues aren't just garden-variety slimes and skunks; rather, and much more significantly, these scaly individuals (including His Majesty himself) are downright scary liars (with a huge authoritarian streak) who pose direct threats to the political, economic and informational freedoms that Americans have so long enjoyed. They're Nixon. And no better.
But what makes Obama and Company arguably even much more dangerous than Nixon on his worst day is the fact that Obama does not have an "R" next to his name. If he was a gop-er, he would be so Gones-Ville right about now (and I'd fully support that) for all this wholly un-American, totalitarian crap. But with a heavily left-leaning and advocacy-driven "mainstream" media to back (or, where convenient, to ignore or downplay) Obama and his lackeys' every move, they get away with these disgusting sorts of nefarious shenanigans almost all the time. An historic presidency, indeed.
Monday, May 13, 2013
Kansas City Named the #2 Most Redneck City in America, Beating Out Some Real Heavy Shit-Kickers! Who'da Thunk It?!?
The new Redneck City List (link below) comes from some skirt real estate blogger named Natalie Grigson in Austin, TX. It finds that Kansas City is second only to Atlanta in terms of its redneckedness. And shocking to me are some of the joints that KC beat out, such as Dallas, Nashville, Oklahoma City and Tulsa. Quite the statement, there, my home city of Cowtown.
Now, I tried to break down the methodology behind the List to determine if there were any flaws. But found none. The criteria for the rankings seems as scientific and rock solid as one of those mechanical bulls down at Westport's old Beaumont Club. Specifically, the List took into account:
-Number of cowboy boot stores, taxidermists, and gun stores per capita.
-Number of NASCAR tracks within 30 miles of the city.
-Number of local country and western radio stations.
-Number of Wal-Marts in the area.
-Percentage of the population that didn't complete high school.
-Number of local repair stores for riding lawnmowers or tractors.
If KC is really #2 in the eyes of the redneck gods, then no wonder I can't recall Obama coming here since the 2008 campaign (he visited a nearby town called Osawatomie in late 2011 as a part of his "Fair Share" Tour, but that place is way out in the sticks).
But enough about that, already. I think I shall now go bitterly cling to my non-existent guns and religion down at Tex's Taxidermy Parlor. Ol' Tex is offering two muskrats for the price of one this week, and I gots nothing better to do since my riding lawnmower's on the fritz. Ol' Tex, BTW, has one of those highfalutin' high school edumacations, but I still trusts him.
Friday, May 10, 2013
Oh My! Finland Singer Krista Siegfrids Puts Her Money AND Mouth Where Her Mouth Is, Plants a Big Smoocheroo on Another Broad to Protest Her Country's Ban on Gay Marriage! More Chick Celebs Should Follow Her Lips...
I get real tired of all these female singers and celebrity types constantly doing the P.C. thing and giving only figurative lip service in support of gay issues. You'll get a lot more respect from me if you also give the ol' cause literal lip service by making out with some other hot little dish for all the world to see...
Take, for example, this 27-year-old hottie singer Krista Siegfrids, who at a Eurovision concert in Amsterdam last week "shocked the audience by kissing one of her female backing dancers." (Are they really trying to tell us that there was anymore than a small percentage of the audience that was actually "shocked"? Please.)
And now it seems that Krista has, at a minimum, at least one more pucker plant in her playbook, as she reportedly plans to continue to "make a statement" about Finlands's gay marriage ban when she performs at the Eurovision Song Contest on May 18.
My only comment to Krista would be, why stop at a simple smooch this time around? Ya been there, done that already, doll. Don't bore us over here. I'm not calling for anything pornographic, mind you, but you could certainly get more creative this time around, toots. (Maybe just a bit more tongue, No?) The World (gay and straight) Will Be Watchin', after all!
Wednesday, May 8, 2013
New Poll Finds Jimmy Carter Most Trusted American Politician! But I Personally Wouldn't Trust Him to Change Out the Paper in a Georgia Shithouse...
Carter's the fool who in 2009, and without a damn thing to back it up, stated unequivocally that the "overwhelming majority" (meaning virtually all) of the opposition to Barack Obama is based on racism.
I think Obama is one of the two worst presidents of my lifetime (along with W Bush) and even worse than the hapless Carter was. And according to Jimmy -- who's never met me -- that makes me a racist unless I happen to fall within some amorphous, tiny little sliver minority group which opposes Obama for non-racist reasons. And what are the odds of that, right Jimmy?!
Carter sure sounds like a guy whom we can trust, all right. At the very least, we can certainly trust him to make moronic, divisive, ultra partisan ideologue-driven statements unbecoming of an ex-President. And if that doesn't toss him right in the middle of your circle of trust, then maybe that makes you a racist too. Welcome to the club.
Monday, May 6, 2013
Custard Caper: Cheap Ice Cream Parlor Customer Allegedly Swipes Cone, Then Takes a Swipe at Female Store Worker for Good Measure!
I think this dude had brain freeze before he even went in the joint. Cops in Long Island say 59-year-old William Hotz had the hots for some free cold eats last week down at the Carvel ice cream parlor. But when a female worker gave Hotz a chilly reception, a 21st Century cold war broke out right there in the damn store (allegedly)!
It seems Hotz (pictured above/link below) was looking to use an old coupon to get his cone for free. But nothin' doing on that frosty front! One of the broads who worked there reportedly told Hotz no dice since the coupon was expired. This soft serve lovin' Hotz suddenly owed $3.50, and he apparently was none too happy about the sorbet situation...
Cops say the alleged pistachio poacher grabbed the cone without paying and made a stone cold scurry for the exits. When the broad confronted the ice cream creep outside, he allegedly clocked her one right in the kisser. But Hotz was just getting warmed up at that point (allegedly)...
Cops say this rocky road rogue Hotz next took to punching the female dessert dish several more times in the mush, resulting in a swollen face and a pie hole that looked something like a banana split.
And when cops showed up, it wasn't like this Hotz was gonna melt like so many fudge sundaes. The neopolitan numskull allegedly resisted arrest, "flailing his arms about and twisting his body" out of cops' reach.
Cops were finally able to put Hotz on ice and scoop his vanilla ass down to the local freezer. And that free cone may turn out to be one of the most expensive ice creams in history, as Hotz faces robbery charges and an extended stay in the icehouse. Wonder if he at least got his coupon back?
Friday, May 3, 2013
Shitter Scandal: Air Passenger Faces Shitstorm, Gets Detained After Allegedly Raising a Stink By Not Flushing the Plane Toilet! But Now HE'S Suing...
It seems like a rather foul way to get back at some stewardesses who diss you (allegedly): I mean, literally stinking up the joint?!? 52-year-old passenger Salvatore Bevivino was on a Virgin America flight from Philly to San Fran when he says the stewardesses gave him a hassle and treated him like a stinkbug for simply wanting a refreshing soft drink...
But the airline says the parched passenger's reaction really stunk. Bevivino allegedly headed straight for the plane's shithouse -- and not to take a powder.
Instead, he allegedly emerged a little later "with a smile on his face," an unflushed mess in the crapper, and an open door behind him. Only adding to the stench, claims the airline, the pissed pooper (allegedly) went potty mouth and started tossing around some obscenities at the stewardesses.
On the ground in San Fran, this alleged stinkpot Bevivino was detained by federal cops as a "person of suspicion" for the ill-smelling incident and his other alleged ass-stink antics -- although he was eventually released.
And now Bevivino has turned the tepidarium tables on the airline, suing it for $500,000 for its "vindictive" stewardesses and for alleged false imprisonment and discrimination. Sounds to me like that smile never left his face (allegedly).
Wednesday, May 1, 2013
Brain Dead: Disgusting New Poll Finds 42% of Americans Are UNAWARE That Obamacare Monstrosity Is the Law of the Land! BUT Is This Really Very Surprising?
It remains a continuing disheartening fact that such a huge swath of the American populace is wholly ignorant of even the most basic of political facts. Ignorance is bliss!, said that bald slimeball from The Matrix.
But note therein one of the myriad differences between me and the leftist 20 percenters. The leftist believes most of the population is downright stupid. Regular idiots. Not capable of thinking for themselves. Not capable of taking care of themselves. So it's up to the great leftist 20 percenter braintrusts to handle that job for everyone. Bleh!
You see, I don't think these political ignoramuses nationwide need a nanny nor a big brother. What they could use, in contrast, is a good swift kick in the ass. Or at least a good talking to, as that Limey Caretaker/Butler dude from The Shining might say.
There is more to life, my fellow Americans, than Entertainment Tonight and Keeping Up With the Kardashians. Better look around once in awhile, or you might just miss it (to paraphrase the famous John Hughes character a few years back).
Monday, April 29, 2013
CNN to Bring Back Old Dinosaur Leftist vs. Right-Winger Debate Show "Crossfire," Possibly w/ Pathological Liar Stephanie Cutter & Slimeball Newt Gingrich as Hosts: Don't Do It, CNN, Without Better Talent than THAT...
I grew up watching Crossfire on CNN. But that was before the dark times of the past 13 years. Crossfire's original time period was an era in which even leftist 20 percenters and deranged right-wingers could speak to each other and debate issues in an intelligent fashion and without all the hate and third-grade style ad hominem attacks of today. But 9-11 and the 2000 election seemed to send all of these people off the deep end, and things have never been the same since...
Some of my favorite political pundits are old former Crossfire hosts, even if I don't hold with their group-thinking, totem-pole-style, extremist views of the world. I'm thinking of names such as Bob Novak, Juan Williams, Pat Buchanan, Bob Beckel, Michael Kingsley, and Fred Barnes, among others.
I still recall living in the ol' trailer court in the early 90's ("Walnut Hills" on Old 63, baby!) during my sophomore and junior years at the University of Missouri, when my roommate and I would typically catch Crossfire most nights at 6 p.m. as we ate our supper (BTW, I was more of a Hamburger Helper man for my typical eats, while Justin was a much better cook in terms of his grub -- an Aristocrat, you might say! But I digress...)
Which brings me to the current state of affairs: Great that CNN is trying to bring back the old show -- but with the sleazy likes of Stephanie Cutter and Newt Gingrich as hosts!?!?! Why not just turn over the show to a Pinocchio doll and a Georgia shithouse?
IF the show comes back, I want to see hosts on the right and left who can speak like reasonable human beings to each other. Which, alas, brings me to a tandem that I would recommend for CNN to go after: Fox News' Sean Hannity (deranged right-winger) and former Obama cabinet member Austan Goolsbee (loony leftist 20 percenter). Their debates on Hannity's show are always lively and entertaining, and they don't even have to call vile names! Such a novel concept over there.
Friday, April 26, 2013
New "Research": "Parents Who Tell Children to Finish Everything on Their Plates Are Fueling Obesity." Rager to Researcher: G-F-Y!
Keep your nanny state advice to yourself, University of Minnesota. It's real simple what you tell these rotten little punks when they don't feel like cleaning their plate: "YOU TOOK IT, NOW YOU EAT IT!"
And if the little shit gives ya any lip from there (e.g., "boo hoo, I took too much!"), then tell him that "this'll teach ya next time not to be such a damn glutton!" Issue resolved.
See, we don't need Universities or Mayor Bloomberg or Michelle Obama to tell parents (or local school districts, for that matter) how to best raise kids, or how to parent them, or how to police their diets. It ain't your job, leftist 20 percenters. Buzz the hell off, already.
Wednesday, April 24, 2013
Dong So Wrong: A Warning to Ladies Everywhere, as Disgraced Former democrat party Congressman Anthony's Weiner Whips Out a New Twitter Account This Week!
Anthony's Weiner, of course, was forced to pull out of Congress a few years back after Tweeting various scantily clad pics of himself and his Congressional member to young ladies (who were not his wife, Huma's Weiner), then lying about it, and finally getting caught in the lie.
In New York, apparently, these sorts of shaft shenanigans qualify one to become mayor of the Big Apple, as "it's widely believed he's running to be the next mayor of the city" (link below).
But run or no run, I would've thought that the prickly Anthony's Weiner might've learned his lesson the last time about allowing his John Thomas within 10 miles of Twitter. You can't lead a baloney pony to water without expecting the results to stink.
Monday, April 22, 2013
"Gabe the Dog Rescued After Falling into Uncovered MANHOLE," Reports Local Kansas City News Outlets. Let's Clean Up the Language, People!
According to the linked report from 41 Action News late last week, "a black lab trapped inside an Olathe sewer was rescued Thursday night . . . after he fell into an uncovered manhole full of rushing water while being walked by his owner." The very same type of crass language was used on this story by other KC media outlets as well. Just awful...
As I've explained previously, this isn't 1985. The correct term is "person-hole" (or "sewer hole" if you prefer). What, only a dude can toil down inside a hole?
What gets my goat is the fact that these midget-minded media outlets still keep making this mistake. This kind of jive is worse than that stewardess broad in the old "Airplane" picture. I mean, I don't know why a good illegal immigrant would even want to come to this country when we've got a press that acts like this.
And while I've never fully understood why radical Islamic terrorists hate America so much, might just this sort of media behavior be a contributing factor? I'm as dumbfounded as a drunken hobo in a Georgia shithouse over here.
Friday, April 19, 2013
Gallup: Only 4% of Americans See Gun Control As a Top Problem in the Nation, Despite DC's Complete Infatuation with the Issue Recently...
Must suck to be a leftist 20 percenter (or should I now call them leftist 4 percenters?) or a right-winger ideologue slug in the gop-er or democrat party: Always completely out of touch, them, with the issues that actually mean something to average Americans...
What unemployment rate? What economy? What national debt? Especially when we've got all these partisan sleazes around to focus on the real issues of the day for us.
Maybe next week they can turn their attention back to birth control, gay marriage, and the preferred race of someone who commits an act of terrorism. Only the important stuff!
Wednesday, April 17, 2013
Now That Was Cool: Episode 1 of SyFy Network's New Series "Defiance" Kicks Ass, But I Would Caution That It Was ONLY the Pilot...
"Defiance" (first episode Monday night) tells the science fiction story of a world (in particular, a rundown futuristic St. Louis, Missouri) some three decades in the future following a world war between invading aliens of various and highly diverse species against the humans. An armistice was declared some 15 years earlier, but the humans can only co-exist so well with the aliens, and the various alien species/races are even worse at co-existing amongst each other!, it seems...
But what made the show very entertaining for me was the writing, acting and characters: It reminded me a lot of some swashbuckling 80's (or earlier) action adventure film or series, full of larger-than-life heroes and heroines who enjoy needling each other and being self-deprecating almost as much as they love whipping some slimeball's ass...
Not to mention, (1) the obvious Han Solo angle when the anti-hero pursues self-interest and declines participating in the big battle, only to change his mind and return (as does his badass daughter), and (2) the fact that you can never go wrong casting the likes of Graham Greene and Jaime Murray in the same piece of work!
In short, it was a ton of fun. But alas, I've been taken in before. I've watched many an outstanding pilot for a new series, only to observe how much things went way downhill once the regular episodes began. For now, I'll be looking forward to and watching the next "Defiance." But I've come to hate vouching for anything or anyone. So don't disappoint me, lest you wish to garner some of my real Rager defiance, "Defiance"!
Monday, April 15, 2013
To wit, and from the top:
-Good Gazongas! Salma Hayek struts around Beverly Hills with an unbuttoned, "skin-tight cardigan accenting her assets." Frankly, I never knew she had 'em (not quite like THOSE, Leastways)!
-Bap in Black: Socialite Tamara Ecclestone busts out a "tight black frock" in London. The world could use more of these socialites.
-Balcony Open: I saw a story this weekend that it's actually good for a broad's bazooms to go bra-less. But trust me, ladies, any reason will due. That's model and actress Rosie Huntington-Whiteley above, sans the bra in West Hollywood last week.
-"Rise and Shine": A shapely shoeshine dame on Wall Street focuses on the feet while you focus on the meat puppets. If she starts tossing in a lap dance on top of that shine, then I'm headin' straight for south Manhattan, baby!
[Postscript: Obviously, this post was written over the weekend and posted some 15 hours before the Boston Marathon Bombing occurred. And you terrorists can G-F-Y if you think I'll yank down MY POST just because you went and murdered people like the sub-human slugs that you are. Frankly, I'm inclined not to give you slimes even the time of day beyond this quick mention. I've already written my Wednesday post, and you sleazes are mentioned nary once within it. Ha Ha!]
Friday, April 12, 2013
"Drink Till You Drop: California Bill Allows 4:00 a.m. Last Call"! Contrary to Prior Statements, Maybe I Do Need to Ponder a Move to the Land of Freaks & Nuts...
I'm tempted to take back every rotten thing I've ever said about Cali. Sure, it might be the most far leftist state in the country (although New York would whack me out for that assertion). And yes, Cali treats its taxpayers as if they're lucky to be taking home even one red cent from their damn paychecks. Of course also, Cali heaps more regulations on individuals and businesses than a Fidel Castro wet dream...
However, what's a little incursion into personal freedoms between friends, no? Especially when we're talking about one of the first states that might keep the booze flowing statewide until 4:00 a.m. or a little after every night (link below)!?!
But oh yeah, I almost forget that I don't do that shit no more. If only this new California law had come around a bit earlier -- the loony leftist 20 percenter state of California might've just had me at hello! Damn pesky intervening years.
Wednesday, April 10, 2013
"As For the Action, I Liked It!" Russian Pres Putin Praises Topless Protesters Who Put on a Show for Him & German Chancellor Merkel This Week. Why Can't These Broads Ever Show Up for Obama?
All of we get from Obama are the endless campaign speeches (even after the campaign is over) in which he says the same vaguely and not-so-vaguely disguised leftist talking points over and over again (see my State of the Union coverage). Boring!...
Obama's minions should recruit some of these hot little European numbers from this "women's rights group Femen" to spruce up Obama's typically sleep- inducing public appearances...
These cute little dishes apparently dislike Putin's penchant for acting like a "dictator" (including his jailing of the punk group "Pussy Riot" last year), and I'm sure they'd also be willing to take off them tops for the likes of Obama -- who's never met an executive order or other generally overbearing executive action that he doesn't like.
Obama could even ready up a few quick one-liners to say in response to the boob show, ala Putin. I'd personally suggest: "See your rack? You didn't build that."
Monday, April 8, 2013
SHOCK: Georgia High School Reportedly Still Holds Separate Proms for Black and White Students! Is This 1913?
I had to look at the date on this story from late last week (link below) just to make sure it wasn't an April Fools item. It reports that Wilcox County High School in rural Georgia still holds (and apparently only allows students to attend) segregated proms and homecoming dances, meaning separate dances for whites and blacks...
On the bright side of this sad state of affairs, a group of students of both races is rebelling against the disgusting dance policy and is organizing an "integrated" prom where people of both races will have the freedom to attend together. Such a progressive concept over there! (Whoops, I just used the P-Word. Sorry.)
This sick story also got me thinking: Maybe I've been a bit too hard on such places as Alabama and Mississippi, always singling them out and what not as bastions of racism and outdoor shitter use...
So going forward, I'll be sure to sprinkle some "Georgia shithouse" references into the blog. Although, that leaves me with a bit of a quandary: Do I need to specify the race of said shithouse (since I can only assume the public shitters down in Wilcox County remain "separate but equal" to this day)?
Friday, April 5, 2013
She Ain't Shorty, She's My Lover: "Nashville" Hottie Hayden Panettiere, All of 5'1", Appears Set to Tie the Knot with Boxing Giant Wladimir Klitschko! Got Me Thinking...
Oftentimes the short stuff can be the hot stuff. Hot is hot, no matter if you're a damn Amazon or near a midget. And the reported Hayden-Klitschko engagement left me pondering the question of who are some of hottest little tiny celebrities walking the planet today? To wit, here's 10 (and in no particular order):
-Carmen Electra: 5 feet and 2 inches of absolute glamour model, Baywatch love!
-Elisha Cuthbert: There's plenty north of the border on the smallish 5'2" Canadian actress.
-Lacey Chabert: Why in the hell is the 5'3" Chabert known as much for her voice acting as her on-screen work? Get this hot little number on camera for cryin' out loud!
-Lucy Liu: When is Sherlock Holmes finally going to get it on with the 5'2" "Elementary" star? The sexual tension on that show rings louder than a Geiger counter in an Alabama shithouse.
-Sarah Michelle Gellar: Don't ever call Buffy stumpy, even if she is only 5'2".
-Ashanti: This extremely hot shorty singer is actually the giant of my list, measuring in at a robust 5'3"-and-a-half plus. OH MY!
-Tila Tequila: At only 4'11", how in the hell does she lug those big things around?
-Jessica Simpson: Some (including likely her) claim Jessica is 5'3" or taller, but I have it on good authority (i.e. an unsubstantiated anonymous comment on an obscure website) that this blonde broad is really only 5'1".
-Eva Longoria: This 5'1" Latin firebrand (ass pictured above) could be 7'1" or 4'1" for all I care. Good Grief.
-Charlene Tilton: Sure she doesn't look quite the same anymore (who does?), but those of us who grew up in the 80's all had the teenage hots for the tiny (4'11") "Dallas" star who played the "sly, vixenish" Lucy Ewing. The Barbie Doll-esque Charlene will ALWAYS stand tallest on my shorty hot list bench!