Friday, September 19, 2014

Wardrobe Malfunction: democrat party National Chairman Patty "Wasserman" Simpson in Trouble With party Slimeballs for a Litany of Sins, Including ... Panhandling for New Threads?!?

I'm frankly not sure how "Wasserman" Simpson has made it this long as democrat party Chairman.  She's not exactly what you'd call an appealing face of the leftist party, and her steady stream of lunatic-like gaffes make me think this broad's a few chains short of a Biden (most recently: "Wasserman" Simpson compared right-winger tea partiers to wife beaters).

But her ineffective leadership of the party seems to be the least of her problems. As reported in this week's Politico, democrat party partisans have "turned" on "Wasserman" Simpson for a whole host of reasons, not the least of which are her repeated efforts the past two years to get the party "to cover the costs of her wardrobe."

"Wasserman" Simpson's begging has reportedly included conniving in 2012 for a new free wardrobe for the democrat party National Convention, in 2013 for Mr. 38%'s second inauguration, and again in 2013 for the White House Lackeys' (errrr, Correspondents') Dinner! All such overtures, apparently, were rebuffed by the democrat party (leastways atop the table).

But here's my question: WHY deny this old battle axe some new stitches? Why NOT extend the entitlement state straight to her highly entitled DC front door?

I mean, just take a gander at this silly bastard up above! What, with her steel-stringer hairdo, beady little eyes, gun moll green earrings, and that necklace looking like a yank-chain from an Alabama shithouse...

If ever there was a creature who could use a little charity in the ol' wardrobe department, I'd think it would be this broad. Why not show a little more compassion, democrat party? Your stinginess towards this woman is rather unbecoming.

Tuesday, September 16, 2014

Match These Two Misogynists in a Cage: GA Man Allegedly Starts Knife Fight w/ Female Pit Bull at Petsmart, While PA Groom Allegedly Feels Up & Tries to Force Drinks Down Pregnant Reception Employee After Wedding!

It could be billed as the Battle of the Sexist Louts, with the East Coast Championship on the line, and I have a definite prediction (besides pain) as to who will win:

1. Cops in GA say a man there allegedly went berzerk and hacked up a female pit bull inside the Petsmart while a gaggle of terrified kids witnessed the butchery. The little bitch's crime had apparently been to nibble on the ears of this knife-wielding maniac's Westie Terrier.

2. Meantime in PA, in an act that may officially cast the perp as Worst Groom since Henry VIII, a 33-year-old newlywed allegedly used the reception as his own personal groping ground -- feeling up a 20-something reception broad while trying to foist booze down her pregnant piehole (allegedly). A bloody melee ensued between Groomy and the broad's 20-year-old BF.

So who wins a grudge match between these two male chauvenist creeps? I put 10-1 odds on Jason from GA, to wit: If that guy slices up a canine to death for tugging on his pooch's ears, just think of the number he'd do on a Groom who took to tugging on his old lady's tits? Just hope the Lucky Bride is a jigsaw buff.

Friday, September 12, 2014

right-winger Website: "Ten Birthday Presents Bill Clinton's NOT Allowed to Have" This Summer, Including Irina Shayk & Kate Upton. Really right-wingers?

Jeezal Peezal, right-wingers!  It's been 16 years since Bubba (who just recently turned 68 this summer) was last caught (or even accused) of prodding a young female subordinate to speak into his married mike or to clinch down on his contraband stogie.  What difference, at this point, does it make?!?

I might even call statute of limitations on these deranged right-wing creeps, if not for the loony leftist 20 percenters still blaming that idiot W Bush daily for every car accident, upstart terrorist organization (see ISIS), natural disaster, murderous act or common cold that pops up anywhere on the human grid.

But that is the incessant mindlessness that is just about any right-winger or leftist whom I've ever known: Once a light bulb flashes and a talking point is thunked up by one of their so-called minds, they feel it best to run it into the ground for years and years and then some.

That sort of foolishness, after all, is what non-intellectual partisan ideologue buffoons of all stripes are best at, regardless of the letter (D or R) next to the name.  But don't blame the feeble-minded.  They can't help it.

Tuesday, September 9, 2014

Good Grief! Just Look at Her!

I CANNOT believe how so completely tacky and shamelessly gaudy that awful necklace is!

I guess I never realized before that they have Dollar Tree five-and-dimes in Manhattan proper!

Next time, hire a personal shopper, Princess Preggers.  Puh-UKE.

Friday, September 5, 2014

The Ol' Bait & Switch? Kansas democrat party U.S. Senate Candidate Quits, Leaving Only "Independent" Greg Orman To Take On right-winger gop-er Incumbent Pat Roberts. And POOF Goes My Enthusiasm for Orman...

I know. I gots some 'splaining to do! Let's start here:  It's rare to see an Independent candidate make waves amongst the democrat party and gop-er candidates in a national political race. And it was fun while it lasted here in Kansas. But no longer...

"Independent" Greg Orman had been polling decently enough against democrat party candidate Chad Taylor and career politician right-winger fat cat Pat Roberts (scowling pic above). Hell, Orman was even bringing in enough campaign cash to run a steady stream of campaign ads on TV stations in Kansas City and elsewhere in the state. I was enthusiastically looking forward to voting for him. Until Thursday.

The democrat party Taylor's sudden, unexpected departure from the race (even if the right-winger Kansas SOS Kris Kobach still requires Taylor's name to appear on the ballot) was almost assuredly due to extreme levels of political pressure from democrat party slimeballs having tentacles all the way up (or down, depending on your perspective) to Senate Majority Slug Harry Reid and even that individual we currently have as a president (or should I now just refer to him as "Mr. 38%"?). I wonder what assurances Orman might have given to those sleazebuckets before they put the ol' screws to Taylor?

And, look no farther, as well, than the leftists' reaction to Taylor's withdrawal on Thursday: It was all celebratory pats on their own back (see, e.g., the Daily Kos' linked treatment of the topic) for increasing the chances of Roberts' ouster and increasing perceived democrat party chances of keeping the Senate after the November midterms. If the leftist 20 percenters suddenly say that they love a candidacy (here Orman's), excuse me if I suddenly sour on it.

(For good measure, the leftists even went apeshit Thursday night (see, e.g., second Daily Kos link below) at the thought of the Kansas SOS leaving the democrat Taylor's name on the ballot following Taylor's withdrawal!!! The absurd hilarity! Although not difficult to understand.)

My from perspective, Jennifer Duffy of the Cook Political Report, as quoted in Thursday's Kansas City Star, absolutely nailed it: "Orman might have been much better off in a three-way race. Running now as sort of the de facto [d]emocrat does change what this race looks like and changes how voters will see him." BINGO! Orman now smacks of little more than a lackey (whether true or not) for the democrat party.

I'm not saying yet that I won't still vote for Orman (sorry for the double negative, Jeeves), but my prior certain vote for Orman is now in definite doubt. Instead, I now may well vote for a third party candidate. I'll decide that over the next two months. But make no mistake: My previous Independent enthusiasm for Orman is now gone. Damn shame.

Tuesday, September 2, 2014

Got Dementia? "MSNBC Host Mike Dyson Says Barack Obama & Eric Holder Would Be 'Great Choices' For the Supreme Court." RIGHT!

...Just like Whitey Bulger and Tony Soprano would be outstanding choices for FBI Director.

And like Mel Gibson and Archie Bunker would be ideal picks to head up the U.S. Commission on Civil Rights.

Or how Elizabeth Warren or George Custer would be perfect selections to head up the American Cherokee Tribal Council.

"You Didn't Build That Sweat Lodge!," I can already hear the angry leftist 20 percenter Warren ordaining from on high.

Friday, August 29, 2014

Eating Their Own: Hyper-P.C. Leftists Actually Have the Gall to Accuse Left-Leaning Billy Crystal & Robin Williams of "Racism" for Crystal's Tribute to Williams at the Emmys! REALLY?!?

Is there anyone, anything, at any time, that leftists do NOT scream "racism" over?  I've commented before that most leftists (as well as most right-wingers) don't strike me as overly intelligent human beings (few group-thinkers ever do), and the linked story is only proof positive of that of which I speak...

First, for the record, I have a very low opinion of suicide.  I view it, at least most of the time, as the act of cowardly, highly self-centered and self-important individuals (and I've known a few of those), with no regard for the profound impact such act has on all the people in their lives.

But my opinion is still not fully-formed when it comes to suicide people who suffered from severe clinical depression at the time they whacked themself out.  Perhaps such folks are more acting from mental illness than cowardice, selfishness, or narcissism?  I'll admit I haven't resolved that one yet in my mind.

Williams may have well suffered from such a level of depression, and it's been hard for me to know precisely how to react to him offing himself. But that aside...

I found Crystal's tribute to Williams at the Emmys to be exceptional. It was thoughtful, non-judgmental, and moving.  The Rager, being a person who never becomes emotional in front of anyone, actually had a tear brought to his eye by Crystal's heartfelt tribute.

But, as usual, many leftists just couldn't leave very well enough alone -- taking to the rot-gut culture that is the American social media in order to accuse two of their own (Crystal and Williams) of "racism" for a Williams joke in the tribute that is said to have poked fun at the disgusting, oppressive, murderous and maniacal Islamic "Republic" of Iran (link below).  Good God -- Can't Have That, Now Can We, leftists?!?

And some actually wonder why I oppose these creeps with every single fiber of my being. 'Til they stick me in the ground, leftists, I will be your opponent.  Always.  Deem it a promise.  You slugs.

Tuesday, August 26, 2014

2014 Emmys: "Breaking Bad" Wins Just About Everything It Was Nominated For (Nostalgia/End of Series Factor?), While "True Detective" Is SHUT OUT of All the Top Awards!

Frankly not sure how "True Detective" could be completely left out of all the top Emmy awards Monday night, but I do know two things...

(1)  Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson are guaranteed to be saying tonight, "This is the last freakin' time I ever do television -- Fuck This Shit!"

(2)  "True Detective" picked the wrong damn year for Detective Rustin to stop sniffin' smack.


Postscript:  Not just "Nostalgia/End of Series Factor" that might've broke in Bad's favor -- I also wonder if there wasn't a blow back from the voters of the "academy" upon HBO for submitting True Detective as a drama, whereas an almost identically postured series (American Horror Story) has always been submitted under the "Mini-Series" category?

The two shows are identically postured because they involve new seasons with completely different settings, time periods, and stories, with any common actors from previous seasons playing entirely different characters.  My simple solution to the "academy" (whatever the fuck that is):  DEFINE and REQUIRE these submissions to be consistent amongst offerings, such that AHS and TD can ONLY be submitted one way.  This Ain't Rocket Science!  Regardless of which category you require, Make It Consistent!  Duh!

Friday, August 22, 2014

There Outta Be a Law! Bosomy Broad Strolls Around Topless in Public Trying to Fool People with Spray-Painted Bazongas!

This cannot, or least should not, be legal. This Danish model walked the streets recently with what appeared to be a tight-fittin' Chanel T-shirt.  Only problem? It was as fake as her honkers appear to be!

Whole thing was spray-painted on to look like a sexy Tee. But instead of any shirt extending coverage, this big-jugged jokester had 'em out there, uncovered, just a floppin' in the breeze!

However, looks like her melons weren't the only thing she failed to pull the wool over, as onlookers up and down the street saw right through this floozy's little bare-racked ruse.

And naturally, this well-rounded prankster dish needed to sit down for a moment for the obligatory "selfie" (man, I still hate that word) while soaking up everyone's undivided attention.

But I come full circle: Why isn't this little paint job in the freakin' hoosegow? What if I engineered a little Tit for Tat, and took the ol' paint brush to my John Thomas before letting it all hang out in public?

"Those are my gym shorts," I'd implore the copper who would invariably have the cuffs slapped on my sorry bare ass in a New York minute.

So Where's my Equal Protection against such a double standard? There's something rotten in Denmark. And please don't tell me to call Holder and Justice to seek redress. Me's way too pale and way too male for any help from them.

Tuesday, August 19, 2014

"Working Moms Have New Breastfeeding Rights Under ObamaCare": I Take Back Every Vile Thing I've Ever Said About that Leftist Legislative Monstrosity!

Ya know, Obama and his fellow leftist 20 percenters could sure use to work a lot more tits and ass into their sleazy ways. Breastfeeding ain't a bad place to start.

Hows about now, a new ObamaCare regulation protecting the right to bear bare asses in public? We could go places with this, leftists.

Thursday, August 14, 2014

Won't Share Yer Meatballs, Uh? Well, He Gots Some Meatballs For Ya! Chinese Healthcare Worker Allegedly "Cuts Off Four Patients' Testicles After They Didn't Share Their Meatball Stew With Him"!

This one may sound like another horror story from Obama's and W Bush's V.A. system, but instead it comes from China, where apparently they're paying some workers little more than room and board -- with "board" being redefined like so many slop troughs in a pig sty...

46-year-old worker Wang Fan -- whose mental state has been described as a couple chains short of a Joe Biden -- was reportedly hired by a Chinese care home in exchange for "a place to sleep and was allowed to eat the food left over after the patients had been fed."

I guess one could surmise where such a contingency-based renumeration scheme might take things south for a famished care worker like Fan, but not this far below the belt: When several male patients polished off the entirety of their meatball stew without so much as leaving behind a solitary morsel, Fan allegedly went to work on the patients like a cheap butcher on chumpchops...

This crazy cojones carver -- reportedly no Fan of cleaned plates -- allegedly "tied down the men" and did a number on them with a "razor blade to cut off their testicles."

One 62-year-old victim said he "thought [Fan] was tying me down because of some medical procedure but then I realized actually something was wrong and I yelled and screamed, but nobody came."

And in case you were wondering whether Fan might employ the ol' "a man's gotta eat" defense, the answer would appear to be yes:

Cops say this huevos-hackin' half-wit "planned to cook and eat the testicles" for their nutritional as well as "medicinal properties" -- which itself raises a whole host of new questions as to which doctor might have told Fan to take two balls and call him in the morning?

Friday, August 8, 2014

"Pretty in Pink": Victoria's Secret Model Chanel Iman Takes Her Bum to the Beach in Mexico for a "Hard Day of Posing"!

If only they had instead cast this 23-year-old hot little number Chanel in the old John Hughes picture of the same name ("Pretty in Pink"), James Spader might still have hair on his head. Then it might actually make sense to call him "Red" on NBC's "The Blacklist."

But an even better idea? Get this beach broad Chanel into SOMETHING (TV or film) TODAY! Personally, I'd prefer something on one of the subscriber TV networks so that we can see the unclad version of the Chanel in the privacy of our own homes.

I'm going to propose Cinemax's "Banshee," where Chanel can don an Amish bonnet and bang the fake Sheriff.  Or maybe HBO's "Game of Thrones," so that little midget can have a go at her.

Point being: Earn your damn money and Get This Dish on the Set, producers! What the fuck ya waitin' for -- an engraved invitation? Jee-sus.

Tuesday, August 5, 2014

Why Don't We Do It In the Road? 48-Year-Old Texas Science Teacher Allegedly "Had Sex Repeatedly With 14-Year-Old Student For Over a Year," Including "ON A ROAD" Near the Lad's School!

I guess Teach (Kristina Lynn Moore of Katy, Texas) thought no one will be watching us, so why don't we do it in the road?  (Allegedly)

But apparently someone was a watchin', and now this pervert (allegedly) is charged with sexual assault on a child.

On a positive note, now Charles Manson has some competition as worst offender for taking lyrics from the Beatles' White Album way too far. Skank (allegedly).

Friday, August 1, 2014

So All It Takes to Get the Paparazzi to Chase a Broad Around Is To Be a "Former BFF" of Kim Kardashian?: "Nikki Lund Shows of Bikini Body at the Beach"...

I'm trying to follow the logic here (or lack thereof). The Kardashians draw incessant pop culture media coverage for doing, well, not much of anything. As best as I can tell, they have no talent whatsoever in virtually any area other than annoying people and stickin' buns in the ol' oven. What do they have going for them?  Big tits, huge asses, and pretty faces, fobia-surety. But are they even literate?

And moving even farther down the talentless toots trough lands one at "friends" and "former BFFs" of the Kardashians. Such skirts apparently deserve notoriety as well, as we see in the linked feature stories on a recent beach romp by someone named Nikki Lund -- a "former BFF" to Kim and now a New York fashion designer "with her own line" (I'm sure there ain't too many people who have those).

But alas, these are just are minor quibbles. Little more than passing observations, really. Because who the fuck's complaining over here?!? Just look at the tatas and torso on this Lund lassie! I'd love her to model some of her line over to my joint and show me her swallops and assclam. I might even let her mark me down for a blouse after that.

Tuesday, July 29, 2014

Worm Limits: "Disgusting Critters Invade the Upper Chamber, the United States Senate"!...

But I really don't see what the "news" is here.  Last time I checked, Harry Reid, Ted Cruz, John McCain and Bernie Sanders have all been in the Senate for years.

And those are just the worms and bed bugs.  Don't even get me started on the cockroaches, lice, vermin, and slugs.

Friday, July 25, 2014

Hold On, We Ain't Finished! "Couple Has Sex on Top of Chipotle Restaurant in Delaware," But Allegedly Keeps Goin' At It Even After Cops Tell Them To Stop!

Cops say the unsightly shenanigans of 27-year-old Nicole Germack and 39-year-old Michael Suh were quite visible from the street, but the two just didn't want to cease and desist. The responding cop says he told these two enchilada exhibitionists to stop, but they "continued for approximately 15-20 seconds" before finally wrapping things up. (These cops outta know you never put the kibosh on a grown man in mid-bone!)

BTW, the linked story goes out of its way to report, up front, that the restaurant below was, in fact, still open for business when Mikey decided to slip Nicky the ol' beefy gordita up above (allegedly). Oh the Humanity! I guess banging some broad on a public rooftop is more excusable when it doesn't interfere with soccer mom's barbecoa bowl downstairs?

For their messy efforts, Nicky and Mickey (after he finished) got tossed in the hoosegow, where they're facing more heat than the Chipotle hot sauce trough, including charges of resisting arrest, indecent exposure, lewdness, conspiracy, and loitering (since I assume they failed to make a purchase in the restaurant before headin' up to the roof).

Mehopes they've just learned their lesson. If you can't wait until after supper, at least head to the partial privacy of the shithouse next time. And for holy moley guacamole's sake, close the damn stall door.

Sunday, July 20, 2014

Will She or Won't She? leftist "Rock Star" & Sexagenarian Native American Elizabeth Warren Needs to Run for President in 2016 Before Her Final Window Closes. But Will leftists Ramp Up Pressure on Her to Actually Run?

No president has ever assumed office past the age of 69 in American history. Leftist hero and current democrat party Massachussetts senator Elizabeth Warren will be 67 in 2016 and a healthy 71 years young four years later in 2020. Not to mention how very hard it would be for her to defeat a sitting president in either a primary or general election in 2020. Translation: Run now, Chief Left Fist, or forever hold your peace pipe.

For her part, Warren has sent very mixed messages on the issue, from claims of no intention to run in 2016 to her current high profile on the campaign trail helping out 2014 democrat party midterm candidates while her Chief (no pun intended) 2016 democrat party rival, Hilary Clinton, sits out 2014 on the sidelines.

That Warren might well be willing to take on Hilary in the 2016 primary, coupled with her very quickly closing window to run for president and her obvious current "Rock Star" status amongst leftist 20 percenters, would seem to suggest to me that leftists everywhere best be putting on the full-court leftist press (and I mean starting yesterday) for this ill-tempered, fist-shaking, private sector-hating, Oklahoma Indian leftist broad to run for commander in Chief.

And what ain't to like about her? A more pure, devout and angry leftist one will never find -- even more so than Obama himself and much more so than the mealy-mouthed, stand-not-for-much-of-anything Hilary. Hell, it was Warren who invented the famous "you didn't build that [business of yours]" talking point that Obama stole from her in 2012!  Even the hot-tempered Howard Dean couldn't carry Liz's Jock!

Plus Warren would be the first woman president. AND the first Indian president. (Warren, who claims to be something like 1/64 Cherokee, once had her herself listed as a "minority" professor at Harvard based on claims of "family folklore" (and nothing else) supporting that same tall tale of tears).

Hey, I'm all too happy to get behind a Warren presidential run. Seeing Warren and the democrat party leftist base going to war with Hilary and the rest of Hilary's old-guard democrat party establishment allies on the campaign trail would, indeed, be the highest form of entertainment! (I mean, just look at all the fun we Independents have watching the right-winger tea partiers duking it out at every turn with the establishment gop-ers!)

So you go for it, old girl!  You Can Do It, Lefty Liz! 2016 is shaping up to be a pretty damn boring presidential year otherwise. And all boredom and no entertainment makes Rager a very dull boy.

Friday, July 18, 2014

The Beginning of the End of Days? Yesterday Brings an Awful Air Disaster with Potentially Huge International Implications, an Israeli Invasion of Gaza, & Other Assorted Chaos...

A browse through yesterday's headlines could be viewed by me, by you, or by Gwen Stefani as altogether mighty frightening:

- "Passenger jet show down over Ukraine ... 298 dead ... 23 Americans killed ... Ukraine says 'will present evidence of Russian military involvement.'" (Added bonus: Before scurrying off to multiple fundraisers Thursday night, "Obama gives crash 40 seconds before telling jokes" and "blaming [gop-ers] for slow-walking transportation spending." How shocking!)

- "Israel launches Gaza ground invasion" against Palestinians.

- "Wall Street bubble paranoia setting in," market off 161 points.

- "Autumn-like chill to expand from Midwest to South, East."

- "Cold temps break 128-year record in Mobile, Alabama."

- "Town blasts music to drive out gypsies."

- "Hundreds of dead pigeons fall from sky in Houston."

- "San Diego strippers sue police over naked pictures during 'inspections.'"

- "USGS: Risk of earthquake increades for half of USA."

Good Grief!  So this is it, the Apocalypse? Asked the Imagine Dragons. The end times?  Variously referred to as the Rapture or Armageddon?

ANSWER:  Nope.  Sorry.  Hold off for now on hoarding away them ramen noodle and beans pallets down to the Sam's Club.  The world ain't coming to an end just yet, me predicts.

Not to mention, all of these headlines come from heavily trafficked news aggregator website Drudge Report, where right-winger headline writer Matt Drudge tends to make every day seem like the damn sky's 'a fallin'!

BTW, what's wrong with snapping a few stripper pics or having some gypsies hanging around town?

Tuesday, July 15, 2014

Lowest Common Denominator: Obama Tweets at the Reading Level of a 7th Grader, Says Published Analysis of Celebrity Tweet Sophistication. What a Surprise!

...This from an analysis last week from Time Magazine (not exactly a bastion of right-winger propaganda). And it goes to a point I've made many times in this space: Obama's words (in speeches or otherwise) are always aimed at the lowest common denominator -- the vast swaths of Americans who are uninformed and ignorant (note: I did not say stupid) when it comes to just about anything political.

If Obama ever endeavored to say anything particularly intelligent, thoughtful or inspiring to me (see, e.g., film/audio from old JFK speeches sometime), then I would listen. But as it stands, he's talked to me like I'm a moron for six long years now. I stopped even trying to listen a long time ago. Life's Too Short, Would You Agree?

And if Obama's recent dismal polling is any indication, most Americans have finally come to the same conclusion, do agree, and are tuning out this individual at every turn. This (the middle of Obama's second term) coincides almost exactly to the point in time when Americans also starting completely tuning out that moron W Bush. Rotten, not-so-bright presidents certainly make wonderful bedfellows, do they not?

Friday, July 11, 2014

Lame Excuse: Hilary Defends the Clinton Dynasty & the "Inevitability" of Her Presidency, Proclaiming That "We Had the Two Roosevelts!" Uh, Weren't FDR & Teddy Barely Even Related?!?

When I heard this statement from Hilary this week, my reaction was, "You gotta be freakin' kidding me over here!"  Teddy and Franklin Roosevelt were only distantly related! To the tune of something like fifth cousins many times removed...

Shit, I've read that two other presidents (Martin Van Buren and Zachary Taylor) were more closely related to Teddy than FDR was! Hell, even FDR's old lady Eleanor (Teddy's niece) was (MUCH) more closely related to Teddy than FDR was! (Which is some weird Allah-damn shit in itself, but I digress).

But if that kind of drivel is going to pass for Hilary's defense of the virtues of tired old political dynasties, then methinks we're in for some real lame-ass horseshit from this broad over the next two years for why no one not named Clinton, Bush or Obama should ever be president again (Lord Help Us All). Maybe Hilary can use these ones next:

- "We had the two Andrews." (That would be Andrew Jackson and Andrew Johnson. No relation).

- "And don't forget the two James'."  (Madison and Monroe were certainly historical presidents, even if not related).

- "We had the two middle initial 'A' guys."  (None other than James Garfield and Chester Arthur).

- "We had the two unkempt beard dudes."  (Rutherford B. Hayes and Benjamin Harrison really could've used different groomers during their time in the Oval Office).

- "We had the Kennedies."  (Hey, Teddy Kennedy's presidency was also inevitable until that damn pesky bridge accident and then when he couldn't remember why he wanted to be president on 60 Minutes in 1980).

- "We had the two Gay Presidents."  (That would be James Buchanan and, according to Joan Rivers, Barack Obama).

- "Not to mention the two Black Presidents." (The aforementioned Barack, of course, plus Hilary's old man, Bill).

- "We had the two Idiot Vice Presidents."  (Never thought we'd ever have one as dumb as Dan Quayle again until Joe Biden stumbled head-first on to the scene).

- "We had the two Dicks."  (In reference, of course, to Tricky Dick Nixon and the de facto 43rd president of the United States, Dick Cheney).

So can we please just put all this "political dynasty" talk to rest once and for all?  What difference, at this point, does it make???

Tuesday, July 8, 2014

Smart-Asses: " & Mensa Create Dating Site for People With High IQs." But How's a Boutsa Hook-Up Site For All Us Dumbskies?

I'm talkin' about a dating site specially devoted to all of the idiots out there, like those of us here in here in flyover territory, who obviously ain't so bright. We're people too, ya know, even if we don't happen to be exactly what ya might call flaming wits or regular rocket scientists. We need a And we needed it yesterday, damn you.

And because I'm predicting that we'll see such a site crop up before too long, I'm already toiling away on a personal profile for this new site for nimrods. Here's what I gots so far:

"White Nitwit Neanderthal Seeks Hot Little Number with the Charisma of a Cartoonish Charicature And Who Ain't the Sharpest Knife in the Ol' Drawer. Broads with IQs over 60 OR bra sizes under Double D Need NOT Apply. Bubble-headed Bazonga Babes Welcome. Shoot Me a Line, Go Head Shoot, If You Be a Desirous Dummy Dish."

What well-endowed embecile could possibly resist a charmer like Rager after reading my online ad? No one. That's who.

So I'm beggin' ya and National Council on Disabilities -- throw us simple-minded retards a damn bone over here! Us dim-bulbed dolts needs alls the helps we can gets.

Thursday, July 3, 2014

He Cheated on THESE? For THAT? British Glamour Doll Katie "Jordan" Price & Her Curvaceous Charleys Make Colorful First Public Appearance After Reports That Her Old Man Allegedly Banged Her Best Friend...

What was this fool thinkin'?!?  Let's see here: This guy Kieran Hayler could be with the comely chesticles of wife Katie Price, but instead he chooses the homely vestiges of her former best friend of 20 years, Jane Pountney (pictured immediately above)?? Who is this guy, Wilt Chamberlain tryin' to fill out his daily quota?  Oh Nelly.

Meantime, after keeping a low profile lately following the recent infidelity revelations and a coinciding trip to Splitsville, Katie is back recently with a couple of big bosomy bangs and a full rainbow of fleshy flavor at a promotional event for hair dye removal stuff "ColourB4" (top 3 pics above in all their Gazonga Glory).

No word yet whether Hayler (a male stripper) will now settle into domestic bliss with the not-so-hot homewrecker Jane, whom Hayler just apparently could not seem to pass up for a roll in the hay. But who knows...

Maybe that homespun hussy Jane polishes Hayler's stripper pole like no other? I mean, there's gotta be something more here than meets the ol' one-eye??