Hilary hasn't had a figure remotely approaching any of these hot little numbers since her formative years in the Roaring Twenties. Even if she did dance a mean Charleston back then (allegedly).
http://www.majorten.com/popular/21-women-who-struggled
http://video.foxnews.com/v/4800568397001/kennedy-hillarys-an-old-teabag-steeped-in-corrupt-politics/?#sp=show-clips