Monday, March 28, 2016

Anarchy in the U-Konn: "Parents in Easter Egg Hunt Ramgage; Adults Push Children to Ground, Steal Their Buckets" in Connecticut...

One four-year-old  was "left bloody" and "many toddlers were pushed into the mud" by the "marauding parents," according to the linked story.  Little surprise that a story replete with depraved anarchy, anger, violence, and madness would come from Connecticut -- the state that's seen repeatedly fit to elect old-fangled socialist grouch Bernie Sanders as its U.S. Senator.

Gets me thinking. Maybe I should usurp one of the more controversial ideas of the crazy, cartoonish gop-er frontrunner Trump and espouse building a wall instead along the Mississippi River to keep all the eastern leftists the hell away from all the rest of us? Then at least the kids on Easter could still be kids without the fear of a riot breaking out.

Saturday, March 26, 2016

Big Doings in the democrat party Agenda:
Hilary the Hoary "Pushes 'Area 51' Reveal."
But Why Stop There?

While she's at it, Clinton ougtta go the whole nine yards and really add some meat to the democrat party platform for November.  I'm thinking along the lines of creating a new federal Department of Cryptozoology that could once and for all get to the bottom of that whole Bigfoot thing...

And maybe -- finally -- a blue ribbon federal panel (or at least a red ribbon one) to tackle the unsolved mystery of why extracted spiral notebook paper always seems to dump those white little chads all over the damn place (can I get a Racism, please?).

Or maybe a new federal committee to get at the heart of the obvious longstanding conspiracy to preserve the sperm of Joe McCarthy for future nefarious genetic experimentation (see Ted Cruz).

The possibilities are truly endless.  All we need is a frail, pallid old septuagenarian like Hilary to conjure 'em all up for us!

Wednesday, March 23, 2016

Thumbs Down?: "Three Women Pick Up Hitchhiker, Force Him to Have Sex"...

...You know, when Walkin' Joe Teasdale (pictured above with the late Jimmy Carter) traversed the State of Missouri by foot in 1976, I think maybe the guy was on to something. I wonder if a gang a' broads ever "forced" him into a foursome too?!?

Regardless, I'm thinking of giving this shit a try and hittin' the shoulders of I-70 once things warm up a little more. You may see me out there, ladies. Just look for the the guy with the sign reading, "Have Thumb, Will Bang Ya."

Wednesday, March 16, 2016

Super Dupe Old Poop: Hilary the Hoary Lays the Smackdown on Old-Fangled socialist Grouch Bernie Sanders on Tuesday. Makes Me Wonder...

In recent days we've seen the Sanders supporters pouring their efforts into organizing protests and disrupting crazy Trump ramblings (errr, rallies) for the general election. Well, you might've instead just wanted to spend a little of that time and focus on helping Bernie, ya know, actually win something on Tuesday night in the primary elections (rather than Bernie getting squash matched by the Hilary and democrat party Machine like a Long Island louse -- officially relegating the Feel of the "Bern" campaign to Brooklyn Battery Tunnel Toast).

But then again, few would ever accuse radical leftists like Sanders supporters (see, e.g., His Majesty King Nothing) of exactly being the brightest bulbs on the ol' Christmas tree. As long as they have a good park bench or street gutter to occupy, these angry acolytes seem as happy as Larry David tokin' the schwag during a bad Curb episode.

Sunday, March 13, 2016

Party Like It's 1984: Marco Rubio Wins D.C. gop-er Primary, Piling the Beltway On Top of Minnesota in His Treasure Trove of Campaign Wins!

District of Columbia and Minnesota.

My goodness would Fritz Mondale be proud!

And Nancy Reagan nostalgic.

The Robotic Waterboy sure has a certain sense of timing and repeat.

Wednesday, March 9, 2016

Tuesday Primaries: Big Winner in Both Parties is Old-Fangled socialist Grouch Bernie Sanders, Who Upset Hilary In Michigan! But...

...Make no mistake, Bernie still has ZILCH chance at the democrat party nomination.  The Corrupt democrat party Fix has been in on this guy from Day 1, with mentally challenged democrat party chairman Patty "Wasserman" Simpson and the entire Hilary and democrat party Machine in full effect to ensure the viability and victory of the ever-corrupt, perpetually-dishonest Hilary...

HEY, as even I have told the young 'uns recently, at least radical leftist Bernie is an Honest Man!  Hilary and His Majesty King Nothing Obama wouldn't know an honest thought if it promised them a guaranteed election victory down to the ol' Crossroads that Robert Johnson used to sing about.  Although, to be be fair, Hil and Barry would both certainly and always try to "pivot" towards anything the Crossroads Boss might require.

Friday, March 4, 2016

Stop the Press: "Obama Staying in DC After Presidency." Sometimes Drudge Report's a Bit Slow on the Uptake...

The fact that Obama has bought a house in D.C. and plans to stay there after his presidency in order to stick his snoot in everything and be the most obnoxious and repulsive ex-president in history is, like, yesterday's news from at least 2-3 years ago.

Maybe tomorrow I'll learn from Drudge that Dewey has defeated Truman and that the Krauts have bombed Pearl Harbor? Or again that gop-ers "are trying to woo whites"?

Regardless, I get it, already, Matt: His Majesty King Nothing ain't going nowhere next year. Did you really have to remind me? And on a damn Friday where I was lookin' to unwind this evening with a good porno? Freakin' Killjoy.

Wednesday, March 2, 2016

Marco Super-bio on Tuesday with gop-er Elites, But Not Much of Anyone Else, Making Waterboy Tuesday's Super Loser (& Voter Enthusiasm the Big Winner)...

The young Cuban Waterboy from Florida, Rubio the Repeating Robot (does this guy know any insult other than "con artist"?), has certainly coalesced most of the gop-er non-street elite (a/k/a "establishment") vote around him.  Only problem? There simply aren't enough of those old moth-ridden slimeballs to make much of a difference...

Result: Rubio after Super Tuesday has still yet to win a primary in a single real state (I don't count Minnesota, the same joint that once elected Jesse Ventura as governor and was the only state to vote for Fritz Mondale in 1984), and failed to get 20% (and therefore nary any delegates) in Texas.  What's more, Rubio likely loses even his home state in a few weeks (if he's still in the race at that point).

This leads to a related point (bear with me): While Hilary the Hoary (the certain democrat party nominee) remains a decided favorite to beat the gop-er nominee (almost certainly Trump), it would still make me a bit nervous on the leftist 20 percenter side of things that the gop-ers continue to turn out in record numbers at these primaries, whilst democrat party turnout is mediocre at best. This ties into the gop-er elite discussion above...

At first blush, I'd almost be inclined to say that the lack of democrat party enthusiasm this year might be largely offset by the fact that so many of the gop-er elites -- notwithstanding heavy gop-er turnout overall -- have been saying they will under no circumstances vote for Trump.  But I have to very much question whether such offset will be of any significance at all, since I just don't think the gop-er elites have much in the way of total numbers (except in their massive bank accounts, of course) -- see Rubio's Super Tuesday performance.

So I'm officially now downgrading Hilary's chances of winning the presidency to 65% (down from my prior assessment of 75% last October).  The ever-corrupt, inherently dishonest Hilary continues to retain every general election advantage imaginable (electoral map demographics, lapdog media, etc.) over Trump or any other gop-er nominee -- except for that enthusiasm thing...

Don't completely discount that factor come November in a very non-conventional presidential year in which the typical rules don't apply to the crazy, cartoonish candidate (with an increasingly novel and interesting support coalition) that the gop-ers are likely to be putting up. From a pure political analysis standpoint, 2016 is as much uncharted water as any presidential election the ol' Rager has ever seen (and he's been watchin' for awhile now).