Thumbs Down?: "Three Women Pick Up Hitchhiker, Force Him to Have Sex"...

...You know, when Walkin' Joe Teasdale (pictured above with the late Jimmy Carter) traversed the State of Missouri by foot in 1976, I think maybe the guy was on to something. I wonder if a gang a' broads ever "forced" him into a foursome too?!?

Regardless, I'm thinking of giving this shit a try and hittin' the shoulders of I-70 once things warm up a little more. You may see me out there, ladies. Just look for the the guy with the sign reading, "Have Thumb, Will Bang Ya."

http://www.news.com.au/world/africa/three-women-forced-hitchhiker-to-have-sex-in-order-to-collect-his-sperm/news-story/f733fc544ad7b3d65bd379c81a87da5d