Tuesday, July 31, 2012
Big Apple Mayor Bloomberg Ordains that Hospitals Should Lock Up Baby Formula & Give New Mothers a Good Talking To to Try to Coerce Them Into Breastfeeding: Dirty Old Man!
Today's edict shows the Good Mayor is most def(initely) interested in seeing as many Mamas breastfeeding in public as possible. Compare that with his recent decree to regulate and ban certain cup, jug and can sizes in Metropolis...
And then there were his statements following the Colorado massacre expressing support for new laws controlling the ability to buy, sell and possess guns and big bazookas. Bloomberg's also on record as being a leading advocate of NYC dictating people's behavior when it comes to the two giant twins of so-called restaurant health vices (cigarettes and salt).
I mean, what's next from this guy Bloomberg? Banning large headlights in the City? Renaming the local NBA team the New York Knockers? Replacing every cab and newspaper stand in Manhattan with a damn wet nurse?
Someone really should get this leftist 20 percenter a little help. He's sick. Please, some professional help before Mayor Suckling next tries going out on the street and giving suck off his own breast. In less than 16-ounce increments, of course.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbyH9w8zaWY ("Larry David's Obsessed with Breasts")
Monday, July 30, 2012
Filthy Frisbee Freak: Buck Naked Bozo Allegedly Makes Jackass of Himself, Raisin' a Ruckus on Disc Golf Course Before Hiding from Cops in the Hole of a Damn Portable Outhouse!
Cops in Brunswick, Maine say this was one sick stinkpot (link to full story at bottom). Instead of heading to the local frisbee (or "disc") golf course looking to work on his long game, the deranged 29-year-old suspect allegedly went short on sense and clothing, stripping down buck naked and going ape right out there on the damn frisbee fairway!
Yep, this demented disrobed divot dork allegedly "went on a tear" out there, gettin' his buck naked business on by first tossing over a bunch of smelly trash cans down by the Leaderboard. And this daft denuded dufus apparently has a bona fide dirt fetish, since his next step on this rotten piece of work was allegedly to "roll around in the mud" for no good reason.
And what's a putrid depraved punk to do after expending that kind of underdone energy? Have a seat, of course (and no, we're not even to the shithouse part yet). Cops say this stitch-less stinkweed creep topped off his little lunatic-of-the-links act by depositing his kooky, bizarre bare-ass in a bunch of (appropriately enough) those diaper-looking little baskets where the frisbee golfers try to toss their big round things.
That's right, that was the maniacal malodorous madmen maneuvering around "in the bottom of the portable toilet," although truth be told I have no freakin' idea how cops could tell it was him from a giant stinkbug wallowing around down there in the stench-mired muck.
But regardless, check out this dilemma that was created for cops when their suspect was located down at the bottom of a shithouse! Cops reportedly first had to "eventually" endeavor to "fish out" this stinky strange brew from his crapper crevice (what, did they let him stew down there for awhile first?).
Next up, they had to garner some garden hoses in order to "spray down" the nasty naked nut-job before they could haul his bonkers breakwind behind off to the hoosegow. Yep, straight from the shithouse to the big-house. I'm still pondering whether one would consider that a good or a bad trade for the perp (?).
Friday, July 27, 2012
...So I bought a couple of Monster Thickburgers down at the local Hardees joint, and then I tossed one of them out in a cattle pasture on the outskirts of town. It really gives one a warm feeling inside, being ecologically friendly.
Postscript: I might have instead grabbed some Chick-fil-A and then made a beeline for the nearest chicken coop, but patronizing Chick-fil-A just ain't politically correct these days. (Or put another way, I'm just not much of a chicken sandwich dude, truth be told).
Thursday, July 26, 2012
"I Love Abusing This Kid!" Is This Connecticut Broad the Worst Mom EVER After Allegedly Documenting Her Extensive Abuse of Her Toddler Daughter in Videos and Texts?
This sleazy lout (allegedly) is 20-year-old Kellie Park of West Haven, Connecticut (Facebook and mug pics above and below; the infant in question in not pictured). She was arrested earlier this month after her little daughter's Old Man turned over an assortment of videos and texts to the cops which allegedly show Mama repeatedly going to town on the little tot. Actually, that's an understatement:
-At one point, Mama's allegedly says about the kid, "I'll fucking break her face in!"
-At another point, Mama reportedly rejoices and takes heart in the fact that "I love abusing this kid!"
-And apparently the kid eating anywhere but from the floor was a big issue with Mama, since the videos also purportedly show Mama "throwing food at the baby while she is still in her high chair."
-After that awful treatment, the video allegedly shows Mama next putting the tike in a crib, "which she then proceeds to shake until the baby falls out."
-At another juncture, Mama allegedly kicks a big gate on top of the crying little girl -- just for good measure, apparently.
But good news for now, as the kid's been taken away from Mama, who faces charges of "assault, cruelty to persons, and risk of injury and threatening." Here's hoping that Mama's next Facebook pose sports a nice bright orange set of new threads.
Wednesday, July 25, 2012
"Mysterious Goat Man" in Utah Confirmed (By Authorities) to NOT Actually Be Part Goat. Boy That's a Real Load Off...
Well, mystery solved this week, reportedly: State wildlife cops say the odd beast is really just a male hunter decked out in a "goat suit," fleece and all (where does a person go about finding such a suit, anyway?). (None of your business why I'm askin').
Cops also confirm that the man is 100% human and not at all (or in any part) goat -- not even in a 1/32 Elizabeth Warren hokey ancestry claim sort of way.
So as for his story, this non-Giles Goat-Boy in Utah reportedly told cops he was just "testing out" the goat suit because he wanted to "prepare for an archery hunt of mountain goats next year." Course, that goes nowhere towards explaining why he felt compelled to root around within a pack of wild goats while sporting said suit.
And if you're planning to participate in a hunting season on a particular animal, wouldn't disguising yourself as the animal perhaps be the last thing you'd ever want to do?
But I maybe I'm being a little hard on the goat boy. As an anonymous "agitated" caller implored cops last week, "Leave goat man alone. He's done nothing wrong."
Tuesday, July 24, 2012
Almost Four Years into Obama Presidency, a New Poll Shows 18% of Likely Voters Blame Bush for the Rotten State of the Economy...
...In case some wonder what I mean when I use the phrase that I coined, "leftist 20 percenter"...
Monday, July 23, 2012
Drunk Meth-Head Mayor in Missouri (Allegedly) Pisses Away Taxpayer Dollars Down at the Strip Club: But Give Me This Cat Any Day Over the Politicians in Washington...
His name is Nathan Grellner (pictured above), and he's the mayor of Valley Park, Missouri. And the Mayor's reportedly been very busy lately. Just not with his mayoral duties (link at bottom)...
I mean, this guy's been out there partying like a damn rock star (allegedly)! To wit:
-Last month the Good Mayor checked himself into the hospital, claiming exhaustion. Turns out, however, that he was reportedly there to be treated for methamphetamine abuse.
-Two days earlier, he was hospitalized after being arrested on suspicion of driving while intoxicated and resisting arrest. But he was allegedly able to escape police custody by fleeing the hospital when no one was lookin'!
-He also allegedly used the card to buy a $2,500 washer and dryer, a $575 Bosch shop vacumm, and also a "miter saw and hammer drill" to renovate his home.
-Then, apparently being famished by that flurry of activity, this Mayor McCheese allegedly ran up $2,000 more in charges at local restaurants, ranging from grub at McDonald's to $80 in eats down at the local TJ Wings joint.
But at least for the credit card business, the Mayor does have a defense. Or, at least, I guess you could call it that. He says he mixed up the city credit card with his own credit card (apparently over and over again) because he "was 'not in a state of mind' where he could distinguish between the two."
For his efforts, the Mayor is now facing a vote of no confidence -- which I find to be a bit short-sighted. Since oftentimes, the very BEST kind of politician is the one that you can't count on to do much of anything.
Friday, July 20, 2012
Dumb Control: Colorado "Dark Knight" Movie Theater Massacre Garners the Pat, Predictable, Exploitive Response from American Leftists & Their "Mainstream" Media...
And that's precisely what we saw today. First, there was the attempt by ABC News to tie this creep Holmes to the right-winger tea party. The reporter, Brian Ross (a decent reporter in general who tends to embarrass himself whenever he sticks his snout into political angles), pointed out that a Colorado tea party member is named James Holmes. Only problem? So are a lot of people, and the scum who murdered the 12 people at the movie theater was not the tea party "James Holmes." Ouch. ABC News was later forced to issue an apology.
So when Avenue #1 didn't exactly pan out too well (what, wasn't Sarah Palin available?), there's always reliable #2, i.e. widespread calls from the leftists and their media today for "national reflection" and a new "national debate" on gun control. Now, while gun control is a very legitimate issue on which I often find myself somewhere between the leftists and the right-wingers, it has very little (if any) relevance to a situation when some skunk-wad like Holmes decides he's going murder a bunch of people. It's pretty simple: A calculating sleazebucket like Holmes determined to go on a first degree murder spree is likely going to get a hold of his guns no matter how many "gun control" measures you have on the books.
And another thing: Where are these calls for gun control from the leftists when there hasn't just been some gunman massacre? Nowhere. The leftists (most namely, their politicians) frequently go around avoiding the gun control issue like it was the plague since they perceive it as a non-winning, unpopular issue for them. Now there's some real courage and conviction for ya! But much like some drunk old man hittin' on the younger ladies down at the bar on Friday night, the leftists sure manage to work up that courage once some scuzjob whacks out some folks. Pretty pathetic, predictable, and putrid.
Thursday, July 19, 2012
"Michelle Obama's Luxury Weekend Ski Trip Cost Taxpayers at Least $83,000." But Ann Romney Rides a Horse, Damn It!
And truth be told, I don't feel much connection to the filthy-rich, say-anything Romney (and don't intend to vote for him), whom I would not exactly describe as being overly connected-in with the average Joe out there on the street. I credit his lifelong financial success -- but, you see, that sort of wealth (we're talking quarter of a billion, folks) makes it nearly impossible for a man to be overly in tune with Harry the Shoe Cobbler down in the trailer park.
But someone please tell me how in the holy hell Barack Obama and wifey Michelle are any damn different!!! Obama doesn't have Romney's level of wealth, but he's still worth at least a cool $10 million. And when he's not attending seemingly never-ending Hollywood fundraisers, the Ivy League "academic" Obama (whom I also will not be voting for) spends taxpayer money like it's going out of style on his far leftist agenda...
Tossing away that kind of taxpayer jack (whether it be on policy or pleasure) in unending terrible economic times does not smack of two people in touch with the rest of us in any way or with whom we should feel any kind of connection -- that BE the Obamas. But also not a whole hell of a lot unlike Mitt and Ann Romney, sans the spendthrift insanity.
Ultimately, either of these two couples trying to claim they're more in-touch and "ordinary" than the other one is very much akin to a skid row wino claiming moral superiority over a passing hobo. It rings hollow. And many of us just ain't buyin' it, "Mr. President." But go ahead and spend your millions. Since that's what you're best at.
Wednesday, July 18, 2012
Honest Obama Deserves a Few (Belated) Kudos After Spouting: "If You've Been Successful, You Didn't Get There on Your Own . . . If You've Got a Business, You Didn't Build That!"
So since everyone's talking about it, I suppose I'll weigh in. But not to blast Obama all over the block. I credit his honesty (if half facetiously), since he rarely has any, and he's one of the most talented leftist 20 percenter politicians in history at hiding what he truly believes...
Obama's inane quotes from over the weekend -- apart from showing the very sophomoric, petty and condescending nature of his personality ("I'm always struck by people who think [their success] must be because I was just so smart!"; who talks like that!) -- really demonstrates little more than the fact that he's a far leftist. Gosh, like there's something new about that!
I just wish Obama would show some of this honesty a little more often. Dude's such a damn leftist bore most of the time. (He does make me laugh, but for all the wrong reasons). Besides, politicians who entertain me do score brownie points with this Independent. And few things do I find more entertaining than a radical politician or other individual lettin' us all know how he really feels!
Tuesday, July 17, 2012
I Heard Absolutely Disturbing Stats in a News Report Monday Night About Startling Increases in the Rate of Unwed Mothers in the American Black Community Over the Past 70 Years. We Need Independent-Minded Solutions...
Where are the leftist "mainstream media" and their right-winger blogosphere counterparts ever talking about these kinds of terrible stats? The silence is deafening. And that's very much to their discredit, since the fastest way for any kid of any race or nationality to go down the wrong path in life is to have the presence of only one parent in his/her life. Even if marriage doesn't follow a pregnancy, a presence by both parents in the life of the child is completely essential.
Getting back to these tragic and sorrowing numbers in the African American community: I don't purport to have the answer, to say that there are easy solutions, or even to claim that I've given the issue a great deal of thought in the past. But I know this: This is a dire issue that needs serious-minded people of good will to tackle.
What this issue does not need are right-wingers and leftist 20 percenters coming anywhere near it with all of their doctrinaire, extremist, ultra-divisive, partisan Bullshit ('cause guess what, it ain't workin'!) -- their BS always being spewed out of political interests first and foremost, incessantly placed far ahead of doing any sort of good and right for decent human beings in this country.
Monday, July 16, 2012
Obama Says that By Not Supporting His Push to Raise Taxes on People Making Over $250,000, "republicans Are Not Serious About Reducing the Deficit" -- a Quote that in Obama's Beloved Hollywood Circles...
You know, I largely stopped getting upset at Obama a year or more ago. Anymore, I just laugh (literally, and out loud) at most of the things that come out of his mouth. He's that insulting even to my rather modest level of intelligence (yet also comical, in a gallows sort of way).
But even if he knew that I laugh at him, I wonder if he could really care less? Doubt it. After all, to Obama and the modern incarnation of the democrat party, people like me are an anachronism:
I'm in the middle class. I work. In the private sector. Not in a minority. Not in a union. Not gay (not that there's anything wrong with that). Have no need for free contraceptive or abortion services. Shit, I don't even play golf! I guess Obama and I could chat about the weather, but what the hell else are we gonna talk about?
Friday, July 13, 2012
"dems, gop Bash Olympic Outfits" & Are "Equally Upset." But No Bashing Over Here: I'll Take Those Outfits Any Day...
By my way of thinking, if you've got ANY issue (and there are never many) on which both the leftists and the gop-ers can agree and which throws both of their rotten, pathetic political parties into a hissy fit, then you probably want to seriously consider being on the opposite side from them on that issue. Or, more simply put, when the creeps on both sides passionately agree on something, I get nervous.
So, despite my somewhat unfavorable initial reaction upon first getting a gander at these new outfits, I've now flip-flopped faster than Mitt Romney and Barack Obama on a Missouri boat ride. I'm even using Creature Pelosi's favorite word and am dropping any "robust" opposition that I might've otherwise had to the made-in-China angle.
And I'm thinking our American athletes are going to look real spiffy with them white britches, double-breasted navy jackets and funny little hats. You Go, Olympic athletes! And thank you, as well, in the process for pissin' off all the damn partisans.
Thursday, July 12, 2012
Country Singer Luke Bryan Blasted by Right-Wingers for Reading National Anthem Lyrics Off His Hand at MLB All-Star Game in Kansas City: Better Shoot Him!
1. Having watched Bryan's rendition on Tuesday night: Upon seeing nothing but the headline on this story ("Singer Luke Bryan Apologizes for National Anthem Controversy"), the first thing that occurred to me (seriously) was that the "controversy" must relate to the extremely tight-fittin' jeans he wore that night. Dude looked positively silly. Like he'd just fallen out of a bad episode of "Seinfeld" (if such a thing exists). I hadn't even noticed that he was apparently looking at his hand during the performance.
2. I really couldn't care less that he was cribbin' the lyrics. Better that than to screw 'em up. How many freaks over the years (sometimes intentionally, but usually not) butcher the national anthem in one way or other, including forgetting or tripping all over the words. If anything, I think it's a sign of Bryan's "respect" for the song and its performance that he cared enough to make sure he didn't stink up the joint by mangling up the words. So as usual: S-T-F-U, right-wingers. We'd all be so much better off if you and the leftist 20 percenters would not go away mad, but just go away.
Wednesday, July 11, 2012
I'd Hate to be the Prosecutor: "Warlock" Puts "Hex" on Anyone Wishing Ill Will Towards His Stripper Witch Niece, Who's Currently on Trial for Fatal DUI...
This is what happens when you get on the wrong side of the witch community, apparently. And I guess it makes perfect sense: You would expect that if you try to arrest a witch stripper, then she or one of her own kind is probably going to look to put a curse on your ass...
The Witchy Woman is 25-year-old Angelique Catherine ("A.C.") Griffin (pictured above and below) of Salem, Massachusetts (Where Else?!?) -- who, when she's not casting spells as a witch or getting buck naked as a stripper down at DB's Golden Banana Gentlemen's Club -- apparently likes to get her drink on with friends.
That's what reportedly let her to down some vodkas and beers before getting behind the wheel a few weekends back to drive her and boyfriend Dillon Renard home. Cops say that the car slammed into a flat bed truck, and that Renard was "impaled on impact and died in the passenger seat."
Now charged with DUI and motor vehicle homicide in the fatal crash, this stripper witch is reportedly trying to establish a brand new "stripper" defense within the realm of American DUI jurisprudence, claiming the crash only happened because dead boyfriend "would not stop trying to fondle her as she drove" -- like he was some kind of demented TSA agent or something.
But the witch stripper and her shaky defense are not without their supporters, including a "coven of witches" who showed up at A.C.'s court appearance the week before last to offer up their full evil support. That motley crew reportedly included the coven's official "Warlock" who just happens to be the stripper witch's uncle.
Uncle Warlock's support for witch stripper reportedly Uncle Festered itself in the form of a big "Hex" which he threw the way of anyone wishing any bad will towards stripper witch in connection with the dead boyfriend incident. Now, while I might otherwise cry jury tampering over here, I'd prefer to stay on the Warlock's good side if you don't mind.
Tuesday, July 10, 2012
Tanked Tot? Phoenix Mom Tossed in the Can After Admitting to Pouring Booze in Her Two-Year-Old Son's Sippy Cup, and Letting Him Drink It, Down at the Local Pizza Parlor!
But alas, some methods of chilling out a rotten little punk are probably a little more appropriate than others. Getting the tike all liquored up, for example -- maybe not the top option available.
Which brings us to one 36-year-old Arizona Mama named Valerie Topete (mug shot above; links at bottom). Here this broad is just trying to enjoy her pie in peace down at the Peter Piper Pizza parlor, along with a big frosty pitcher of beer. Only problem? Little two-year-old Sonny is acting up and "kept reaching for the beer pitcher."
Unfortunately, however, the party came to a crashing conclusion when another patron called 911 "after seeing the child fall out of his chair, leading the witness to believe he might be intoxicated."
Upon arrival, cops used a little more direct psychology than Mama had, sending her booze-sharing ass straight to the Stir on suspicion of child abuse. No word yet whether or not cops at least allowed Mama & Sonny to polish off that pitcher first.
Monday, July 9, 2012
Can Ya Hear Me Now?: British Man Allegedly Goes Berzerk, Destroys T-Mobile Shop Which Wouldn't Give Him a Refund on His Mobile Phone Contract!
Cops in Britain says he's 42-year-old Jason Codner of Manchester/Salford, and he apparently has precious little tolerance for mobile phone outlets that won't refund him his dough when he's dissatisfied with the service. Citing to some provision in the fine print of his contract's Terms and Conditions, workers at the T-Mobile refused to give this cat his refund. And that's when all hell broke loose...
He also allegedly "methodically ripped out wall fixtures" and "overturned tables" until finally spotting the perfect device to help him put a real exclamation point on this piece of work...
Now this extinguisher-blowing big man may have to have to put out his fire down at the local Stir for awhile, since cops have dialed UP charges against the deranged cell man that include causing criminal damage and using threatening behavior. And Lord help that hoosegow if it tries to hit this guy up with any extra service charges during his bit.