Thursday, July 12, 2012

Country Singer Luke Bryan Blasted by Right-Wingers for Reading National Anthem Lyrics Off His Hand at MLB All-Star Game in Kansas City: Better Shoot Him!


Bryan reportedly wrote the lyrics to the Star Spangled Banner on his hand as a sort of crude crib-sheet so that he wouldn't forget any words.  The Twitter and other online reaction from deranged right-wingers (link at bottom) has not been positive, as Bryan reportedly received widespread "major criticism."  For example:  "Unpatriotic!", many of them exclaimed.  Said another: "He needs to learn respect and remember the lyrics!"  Yesterday, Bryan apologized.  Two reactions as I saw this story:

1.  Having watched Bryan's rendition on Tuesday night:  Upon seeing nothing but the headline on this story ("Singer Luke Bryan Apologizes for National Anthem Controversy"), the first thing that occurred to me (seriously) was that the "controversy" must relate to the extremely tight-fittin' jeans he wore that night.  Dude looked positively silly.  Like he'd just fallen out of a bad episode of "Seinfeld" (if such a thing exists).  I hadn't even noticed that he was apparently looking at his hand during the performance.

2.  I really couldn't care less that he was cribbin' the lyrics.  Better that than to screw 'em up.  How many freaks over the years (sometimes intentionally, but usually not) butcher the national anthem in one way or other, including forgetting or tripping all over the words.  If anything, I think it's a sign of Bryan's "respect" for the song and its performance that he cared enough to make sure he didn't stink up the joint by mangling up the words.  So as usual:  S-T-F-U, right-wingers.  We'd all be so much better off if you and the leftist 20 percenters would not go away mad, but just go away.

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2012/07/singer-luke-bryan-apologizes-for-national-anthem-controversy/#.T_4DfUCMmLw.email

9 comments:

  1. Good Grief! I'd think they could cut the guy a little slack (unlike his tight jeans!) over this....it's got to be enormously unnerving to try to sing in front of a huge crowd like that, I'm sure he just didn't want to mess it up.

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  2. His jeans were SO TIGHT, I just laughed at him. But I have no problem with him cribbin' the lyrics to make sure he didn't screw it up. I don't think he had much of anything to apologize for, but I can understand why he did: He doesn't want to piss off any potential CD and Download buyers nor concert goers, and plenty of right-wingers love country music. (But at the same time, plenty of NON-right-wingers, like me, love country music too, for the record).

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  3. Okay, I just you-tubed it and those WERE some tight jeans! ha! Probably squeezed all the blood to his brain and made it hard for him to remember the lyrics...hehe =) He actually had a muffin top look going on there! haha! I'm not sure what's worse, the super tight skinny jeans, or the sagging, bagging jeans that guys wear with the waist line under their buns....That's a look I thought could never last but I was so wrong. They just keep wearing them lower and lower....so goofy!

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  4. I hadn't even heard or considered that theory: He knew he would be wearing them britches, knew it might tend to make him a bit light-headed, and so he wrote the lyrics on his hand knowing he might be singing the anthem while on the edge of physical collapse. He should've just fessed up instead of apologizing.

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  5. He was probably dehydrated too (b/c tight pants squeezes the fluids out of a guy!), which led to exhaustion....should'a been hospitalized most likely =)

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  6. Many things squeeze the fluids out of a guy. Tight britches being one of the most pathetic examples. He needs to stop apologizing to political extremist freaks and, instead, just get a better set of more-comfortable fittin' jeans. He'd be much better off.

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  7. He needs to let it all hang out like Kramer did when he was trying to get his sperm count up =)

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  8. Commando Luke is a lot catchier than Luke Bryant.

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  9. You got that right! Someone needs to tell him =)

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