Wednesday, July 11, 2012
I'd Hate to be the Prosecutor: "Warlock" Puts "Hex" on Anyone Wishing Ill Will Towards His Stripper Witch Niece, Who's Currently on Trial for Fatal DUI...
This is what happens when you get on the wrong side of the witch community, apparently. And I guess it makes perfect sense: You would expect that if you try to arrest a witch stripper, then she or one of her own kind is probably going to look to put a curse on your ass...
The Witchy Woman is 25-year-old Angelique Catherine ("A.C.") Griffin (pictured above and below) of Salem, Massachusetts (Where Else?!?) -- who, when she's not casting spells as a witch or getting buck naked as a stripper down at DB's Golden Banana Gentlemen's Club -- apparently likes to get her drink on with friends.
That's what reportedly let her to down some vodkas and beers before getting behind the wheel a few weekends back to drive her and boyfriend Dillon Renard home. Cops say that the car slammed into a flat bed truck, and that Renard was "impaled on impact and died in the passenger seat."
Now charged with DUI and motor vehicle homicide in the fatal crash, this stripper witch is reportedly trying to establish a brand new "stripper" defense within the realm of American DUI jurisprudence, claiming the crash only happened because dead boyfriend "would not stop trying to fondle her as she drove" -- like he was some kind of demented TSA agent or something.
But the witch stripper and her shaky defense are not without their supporters, including a "coven of witches" who showed up at A.C.'s court appearance the week before last to offer up their full evil support. That motley crew reportedly included the coven's official "Warlock" who just happens to be the stripper witch's uncle.
Uncle Warlock's support for witch stripper reportedly Uncle Festered itself in the form of a big "Hex" which he threw the way of anyone wishing any bad will towards stripper witch in connection with the dead boyfriend incident. Now, while I might otherwise cry jury tampering over here, I'd prefer to stay on the Warlock's good side if you don't mind.