This is what happens when you get on the wrong side of the witch community, apparently. And I guess it makes perfect sense: You would expect that if you try to arrest a witch stripper, then she or one of her own kind is probably going to look to put a curse on your ass...
The Witchy Woman is 25-year-old Angelique Catherine ("A.C.") Griffin (pictured above and below) of Salem, Massachusetts (Where Else?!?) -- who, when she's not casting spells as a witch or getting buck naked as a stripper down at DB's Golden Banana Gentlemen's Club -- apparently likes to get her drink on with friends.
That's what reportedly let her to down some vodkas and beers before getting behind the wheel a few weekends back to drive her and boyfriend Dillon Renard home. Cops say that the car slammed into a flat bed truck, and that Renard was "impaled on impact and died in the passenger seat."
Now charged with DUI and motor vehicle homicide in the fatal crash, this stripper witch is reportedly trying to establish a brand new "stripper" defense within the realm of American DUI jurisprudence, claiming the crash only happened because dead boyfriend "would not stop trying to fondle her as she drove" -- like he was some kind of demented TSA agent or something.
But the witch stripper and her shaky defense are not without their supporters, including a "coven of witches" who showed up at A.C.'s court appearance the week before last to offer up their full evil support. That motley crew reportedly included the coven's official "Warlock" who just happens to be the stripper witch's uncle.
Uncle Warlock's support for witch stripper reportedly Uncle Festered itself in the form of a big "Hex" which he threw the way of anyone wishing any bad will towards stripper witch in connection with the dead boyfriend incident. Now, while I might otherwise cry jury tampering over here, I'd prefer to stay on the Warlock's good side if you don't mind.
http://www.bostonherald.com/news/regional/view.bg?articleid=1061139876&srvc=rss
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2161820/Salem-witches-support-stripper-arrested-deadly-drunk-driving-crash.html
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I have witchy powers sometimes =) It's true =) Just haven't figured out how to harness them and target them at the right things....I'm still working on it though!
ReplyDeleteTry conjuring up a big ass spell on the deranged right-wingers and leftist 20 percenters. It need not wish any real ill will on them or anything like that. Rather just prompt them to go away. But Shit, I don't think even the Wicked Witch of the West or Yoda from Star Wars could call up that sort of power!
ReplyDeleteIt's gonna take a few witches to pull that one off....I'll work on it though, it needs to be done! I'll rain down a pox on all their heads...
ReplyDeleteMy thing is that while I don't really believe in any of that witch curse or spell stuff, why chance it? I need a witch taint like I need a damn hole in the head.
ReplyDeleteI don't really believe it either =) I do have strong feelings about fate & karma & other things like that....you know, negative energy & auras floating out around in the cosmos. I believe most people bring bad things on themselves via their actions & sometimes it's a happy coincidence when karma bites them in the ass! ha!
ReplyDeleteOnly J.R. on Dallas gets away with being a scoundrel all the time. Anyone else, it eventually comes back on them in one way or the other.
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