Tuesday, December 29, 2015

Dis-A-vowing the A-Word: "Bristol Palin Gives Birth to Her Second Child"...

...So much for the Abstinence thing.

Ya know, some families really should try to practice what they preach...

For the better good of all humanity.


Friday, December 25, 2015

Tuesday, December 22, 2015

Life Imitating Literary Horror: "Politically Correct Universities Killing Free Speech," and "Inclusive Terminology Guide at Mizzou Raises Awareness of 'Adultism'"...

...It rather reminds me of a passage from a most depressing book (written almost 70 years ago) that seems to resemble, increasingly, the direction where things are heading this century:

"With those children, he thought, that wretched woman must lead a life of terror. Another year, two years, and they would be watching her night and day for symptoms of unorthodoxy. Nearly all children nowadays were horrible. What was worst of all was that by means of such organizations as the Spies they were systematically turned into ungovernable little savages, and yet this produced in them no tendency whatever to rebel against the discipline of the Party. On the contrary, they adored the Party and everything connected with it. The songs, the processions, the banners, the hiking, the drilling with dummy rifles, the yelling of slogans, the worship of Big Brother -- it was all a sort of glorious game to them. 

All their ferocity was turned outwards, against the enemies of the State, against foreigners, traitors, saboteurs, thought-criminals. It was almost normal for people over thirty to be frightened of their own children. And with good reason, for hardly a week passed in which the Times did not carry a paragraph describing how some eavesdropping little sneak -- 'child hero' was the phrase generally used -- had overheard some compromising remark and denounced his parents to the Thought Police."  [All emphasis added]

And if that ain't a cheerful holiday thought to brighten your Xmas week, then my name ain't Ebenezer.  But never forget, kids: Group-think and authoritarianism, whether they come out of the right or the left, are the incessant enemies of free human beings.


Friday, December 18, 2015

Speech Is Overrated: "Yale Students Sign Petition to Repeal First Amendment." In Related News...

...Midwesterners in droves sign new petition calling for repeal of the Declaration of Independence, enthusiastically offering up Yale and the rest of the east coast back to the British Crown.


Tuesday, December 15, 2015

Just in Time for Xmas: "ISIS 'End of World' Film Shows Final Battle with Crusaders"! But Methinks I'll Instead Take in the New Star Wars Picture This Week...

...I just never seem to be quite in the right mood to watch some good beheadings, maimings, rapes, burnings, tortures, suicide bombings, and world-ending catastrophes until at least January, when the Holidays have passed.

As a result, these radical Islamic extremists, domestic and abroad, can feel free to paint me as one big Scrooge over here, if they please.  Guess I'm guilty as charged, creeps!


Friday, December 11, 2015

Weird News, December Edition: "Michael Vick to Lobby for Law to Protect Animals in Hot Cars." In Similar Bizarro Biddings...

...Donald Trump offers an exception to his immigration ban for any Muslim who agrees to help out with building The Wall at the Mexican border...

And Hilary Clinton calls for harsher sentences for accused rapists who lie under oath.


Tuesday, December 8, 2015

Deaf Star: George Lucas "Says He's Stayed Off Internet for 15 Years!" But There's Really Nothing to See Here...

...After all, a lot of old geezers around 70 struggle to grasp even the most rudimentary basics of modern technology.


Friday, December 4, 2015

No Praying: Leftists, democrat party, & Their Media Now Openly Mock People Who Offer Thoughts and Prayers After Horrific Tragedies, Such as San Bernardino...

Don't you dare pray. Or say pray. Or think pray. Or even bray pray. Because we sure can't have any of that kinda thing, now can we? Just ask American leftist 20 percenters (and the party and media through which they exercise their power) -- links below.

Ya know, for all the deranged, extreme spoutings that routinely come out of the right-wingers, these American leftists really do take the cake: Kooky, loony, and frightening to the last...

I mean, who wants to be around any of these people? Even so, my thoughts and prayers go out to them.


Postscript I noticed the story this afternoon about democrat party House members going to pray at a mosque in Virginia in a "show of solidarity with Muslims" following San Bernardino. But before you level any charges of hypocrisy or inconsistent positions at the ol' leftists, I think it goes without saying that Thursday's admonishment against prayer was clearly intended towards Christian prayer only (and should be accepted as such). In contrast, you wanna chant some Muslim prayers following San Bernardino? More power to ya, baby! [Certainly, boycott or put me out of business in advance, leftists, if I'm misstating your position over here.]

Tuesday, December 1, 2015

As Broads Prepare to Sue Sheen For Not Revealing His HIV, Piers Morgan Says Ease Up on Charlie Because He Ain't as Bad as ISIS!

Say what? (Link below).

Since when does being a smaller lout than a pack of creeps make one any less of a lout?

Morgan's plea would be like me imploring you to take it easy on Obama and W Bush because they're only two of the worst presidents in American history, not serial killers or something!

And while you're at it, give Bill Cosby a break, since it's not like he ever packed his heat into any underaged little numbers!

And why does everyone still condemn Lance Armstrong to this day? Dude only tried to tour de France, not kill it, like so many radical Islamic terrorists recently.

And please do not even get me started on that deranged Missouri media professor who actually makes Sheen appear, by comparison, somewhat competent to stand trial (if it comes to that).

So give this slimeball Sheen a pass, begs Piers Morgan. And I may still do that, leastways just as soon as medical science gives a pass to those unwittingly infected by Mr. Winning's cream of wheat (allegedly).


Thursday, November 26, 2015

Country Down the Crapper: "1.1 Million Americans Don't Have a Toilet." So OK, I'll Give Some Thanks on This Day of Pilgrims & Indians...

For starters, I guess I should feel thankful for having a working shithouse at my joint. Oh Thank You, Dear Leader in the White House, for still permitting some of us to have these sorts of water-wasting luxuries which we don't absolutely need (when ya really think about it, right?).

I'm also thankful to presently have a job during a time when a record number of Americans do not have jobs in this thing (21st Century monstrosity) referred to as Obama's and W's America. Just think "Progress," people!

And I'm thankful that for now I still have my First Amendment right to tell leftists and right-wingers exactly where the hell they can go with their group-thinking, intolerant, boring (Y-A-W-N) dumb asses. But how long until my dissent becomes just a bit too "offensive" to tolerate for so many of these loony fringe inhabitants of the left and right? We're never more than about one Supreme Court decision away, I've grown to say.

But until then, I'm just gonna stay right here and keep talkin', shittin', eatin', drinkin', and having a good time, as usual. Rager never goes away, you see. He just sleeps it off.


Tuesday, November 24, 2015

Campus "Protests May Move From College Campuses to Ballot Boxes," Happily Chirps Leftist Kansas City Star: So No More Hiding the Motive and End Game!

See, the leftist 20 percenters and their democrat party have a little problem in 2016: Their candidate, Hilary Clinton, is really really really old, and really really really white, and as a result is not likely to turn out nearly as much of the 20-something-moron or black vote in next year's election as His Majesty King Nothing turned out at historic rates in his two coronations...

If the drop-off in turnout is too drastic, it just might threaten the leftists' hold on the presidency and bureaucracy -- i.e. Their Everything these days since they've been pissing away state and federal legislative seats the last 8 years like a gutter wino around 6:00 a.m.

But what better way for democrat party minions to gin up the turnout than choreographing widespread, Astroturf, faux movements led by student lapdogs across the country and made to seem "mainstream," rather than radical fringe, by the leftists' adoring and fawning national media?

But alas, before I cast too many stones at the nation's yutes, I must proffer this question: Good Grief, was I also this stupid, group-thinking, and gullible when I was a 20-something?

Actually, I'd prefer not to answer that question. I will say that slimeball Bill Clinton owes me (and plenty of others) an apology from '92, and never forget this, kids: You remain a lackey to these creeps going forward (on both political extremes) only if you allow it. Unlike the leftists, and their fair share of the right-winger gop-ers, I believe that you're much better than that.


Thursday, November 19, 2015

Crapping on Their Own: Leftist "Princeton Students Take Over President's Office, Demand Erasure of Woodrow Wilson"!

Sometimes I think these leftist 20 percenters just need to make up their minds, or at least take a history course, or probably better yet just have their brains examined by a professional...

Sure, Woodrow Wilson (a democrat party man) was probably the most racist president the country has ever seen. But C'Mon! Since when does conviction (or slimy attributes, for that matter) ever get in the way of leftists supporting any person with the correct letter next to his name?

Moreover, Woody was also the most left-wing president not named Obama in the nation's history -- a sort of father to the modern disingenuous, hypocritical, group-thinking, unenlightened, loony leftist movement.

I mean, this guy should be some kind of iconic hero to these radical black-livers and their fellow leftist goofs all across the country!

Instead, look at what they're doing: Shitting all over the man's legacy!

What's next from these freaks? Demand Franklin Roosevelt (the third most leftist president ever, and another democrat) be taken off the dime since he presided over a segregated military in World War II? (I do love giving these leftists ideas over here).

You should learn and know the historical hands that feed you, leftists, rather than biting them off! Because Lord knows there ain't too many Woody's or Frankie's out there from our centrist American past. Dumbasses.


Postscript:  Nailed It!

Tuesday, November 17, 2015

Hey Kids: Adapting to the Situation Is One of Life's Greatest Skills -- Just Look at This Guy...

He's 26-year-old cosmetologist James Williams (from across the pond in Wales), and he's become a bit of an autumn Internet sensation for getting down on the floor to cut the hair of an autistic boy who was too frightened to sit in the barber's chair (link below).

Williams' improv is a heck of an example of doing what it takes to get the job done no matter how difficult the circumstances. What a great life lesson.

But kids: Never lay down on a public floor unless it becomes necessary.


Friday, November 13, 2015

As Fall Skies Turn Hazy Shade of Winter in Midwest, I'm Going Australia Dreaming, & Mama Cass Ain't Invited...

...That old broad wouldn't be able to make it, anyway, ever since she failed to negotiate that ham sandwich.

Regardless, that be Ms. Blake Lively above, along with her two buoyant beach buoys and sandy asscot.

I'd go skippin' for pissclams down to the beach with this hot little number any damn time. Ahoy yee salty mariners and behold me lively catch!


Tuesday, November 10, 2015

"I Need Some Muscle Over Here!" Missouri MEDIA Professor Tries to Boot MEDIA From Covering Student Protests on Campus!

You know that spot on my resume that says "University of Missouri"? The J-School and all?

Well, can I get that redacted or something?

Or at least obscured in some meaningful way?

Or maybe just abbreviate it to "University of Miss."?

Then the worst that some will think of me is merely that I hail from Mississippi.

There are worst things than that, after all. Like being associated with having a media-related degree from the University of Missouri these days.


Friday, November 6, 2015

Demented Days: "Man Camps Out for Black Friday 33 Days Early," While "Nearly a Third of College Students Describe 1st Amendment as 'Outdated,'" Too Permissive of Free Speech...

No word yet whether the nation's bright young college students will call for this patient shopping camper to be imprisoned for supporting a date emanating from offensive hate speech. (What, no crackers ever go shopping on the day after thanksgiving?!?)

But I do implore you, you wonderfully enlightened younger generation, you -- at least allow this poor shopper to wait and get his big screen TV before you set out to ruin his life. He, like you, deserves his fair share of being able to behave like a moron, too, no?


Monday, November 2, 2015


I've never seen a team as resilient and mentally tough as this one, and I've been watchin' this stuff for over four decades.  No Outs to Go, and a Team for the Ages!


Friday, October 30, 2015

Don't Make Book: Right-Winger Slimeball Newt Gingrich Gives "One to Three" Odds Hilary Clinton Will Be Indicted! Highly Wishful Thinking...

Fortunately for all of you, I'm a much better handicapper than fat old deranged right-wingers.  Hilary ain't gettin' indicted over anything, I gots news for ya all. It's a 100-1 shot, and 1's about to get locked in Vince Foster's mausoleum. "One to Three" when the democrat party controls the executive branch and bureaucracy?!? Are ya freakin' kidding me over here?! Why the freak do you think Dizzy Biden wanted no part of runnin'?

But if Sleazerich is such a fan of betting propositions, I have one he can try on for his big plus size: There's a 75% chance Hilary is the next president. (This is today's prediction, of course, and it's subject to "evolving" as days pass like so many Hilary and King Nothing positions on gay marriage).

Why 75% chance, Rager, you may ask?  Ans: Because while the gop-er field may be stronger than 2012, that ain't exactly saying much, and I don't see anyone in the current field strong enough to overcome the sizable demographic advantage the leftist party has in national elections these days. There's a reason why the gop-ers have won only one popular vote in a presidential election since 1988, folks.

I could go on, but you get the gist; besides, methinks me has a few bets to get down, come to think of it. And I heard that I might find my bookie down to the student union playing cards here in a few. I gotta catch him in person, don't'cha know, since he ain't much for talkin' on phones.


Tuesday, October 27, 2015

Biff the Lout from the "Back to the Future" Films Was Based on Donald Trump? So Says the Films' Writer, and Indeed Many Politicians Have Inspired Fictional & Real-Life Characters & Places...

The Biff/Trump connection doesn't seem like so much of a stretch to me. And certainly no more so than the Hilary Clinton/Nurse Ratched comparison that the right-wingers enjoy conjuring up (also to my amusement).

But what about all the other political slimeballs this election season? They deserve equal time and equal treatment as well, lest they not receive their fair share of attention, as King Nothing in the White House might say.  So here goes:

- Ben Carson: Had to have inspired the "low talker" character on the old "Seinfeld" episode. I've little doubt Carson gets away with spouting his share of deranged right-winger platitudes because no one can make out so well what the hell he just said.

- Bernie Sanders: The grumpy old rumpled-suited Sanders clearly influenced the creation of Larry David's exaggerated self-character on "Curb Your Enthusiasm," not to mention A.A. Milne's Eeyore-the-jackass character from the "Winnie the Pooh" series. I'd personally rather back Piglet for President.

- Marco Rubio: National landmark Niagara Falls was obviously conceived with Rubio in mind, what with its constant perspiration of thousands of cubic feet of liquid per minute, as well as its sourcing for countless refreshing bottled water products nationwide.

- Carly Fiorina: Reminds me a little too much of Demi Moore's bosslady cougar character from the film "Disclosure." Only difference being: That Demi broad can feel free to hit on me any damn time. Carly just needs to keep her paws to herself.

- Joe Biden (even if he ain't runnin'): Serves as a constant inspiration for feeble-minded, onset-dementia peoples everywhere -- even for dead ones like Ronald Reagan.

- His Majesty King Nothing himself: I thought Barry was almost assuredly the basis for the eavesdropping school principal character who later turned into a zombie on the recent season of "Fear the Walking Dead." At least Principal Artie (played by Scott Lawrence) exhibited mostly lucid intervals of humanity prior to becoming a full-fledged ghoul.


Thursday, October 22, 2015

Holy Coffin Nails: This Broad & Two Other Ruskie Nicotine Fiends Admit to Robbing a Grave So They Can Get Their Smoke On After Boiling the Stiff's Head to Use as an Ashtray!

For good measure, this tobacco-tokin' threesome also hacked off the dead body's fingers for use as "fortune-telling runes"!

Apparently the authorities over in Russia frown upon this sort of thing.

But not overly much:  These three graveyard goofs won't even have to go cold turkey in the local hoosegow, since they've been set free on suspended sentences.

Relatives of the stiff, however, ain't being quite so lenient, hitting the tombstone trio with a 900,000-rouble (about 15,000 bucks) compensation claim.

Which may make that souped up skull the most expensive fag tray of the modern era.

Next time try hitting the corner smokes store or the Dollar Tree, you zany cancer sticks pricks, ya! I'm bettin' 5-10 bucks will have ya rolling in more ashtrays than a Stalin purge.


Friday, October 16, 2015

So THIS Is What Lamar Odom Was Tryin' to Hit In That Nevada Ho House?

This guy couldn't do any better than THIS?! And now he's lying in a hospital and could die over THIS?!

Talk about some S-L-I-M Pickens! Good Grief.


Tuesday, October 13, 2015

CNN Changes Debate Questioning Approach & Debate Length to Make Things Easier on democrat party Candidates Tonight! As a Result, I Won't Be Wasting My Time Watching...

I had planned to watch tonight's democrat party debate and weigh in with the same "Up" or "Down" votes for each candidate as I've done for each of the first two gop-er party debate spectacles.  But then CNN (even for a left-biased "news" outlet) completely insulted my intelligence over here. And now I'm out.  To wit:

1. After 3 hours last month of grilling gop-er party candidates with questions calculated to get the candidates fighting and arguing amongst themselves, CNN announced this week it won't take that approach with the democrat party.  Rather, the democrat party candidates will be handled with kid gloves and softballs, as CNN says it won't use any questioning that "pits" democrat party candidates "against each other." How completely pathetic. Hypocritical lackeys.

2. Adding insult to injury, CNN won't make the democrat party candidates endure the same exhaustingly long 3-hour format that CNN imposed on the gop-ers. CNN announced this debate will only be 2 hours. (This change I actually predicted back in September, since the democrat party field is ancient, with stale old candidates who may be lucky to go even 2 hours without falling asleep at the podium).

I could've stomached the time reduction (hell, I predicted it), but not the astonishingly biased resort of making the questioning easier for the democrat party candidates. So I won't be watching. And I have a sneaking suspicion not too many other people are going to be watching either. Have fun with your continued irrelevance, CNN.