Friday, July 27, 2012
...So I bought a couple of Monster Thickburgers down at the local Hardees joint, and then I tossed one of them out in a cattle pasture on the outskirts of town. It really gives one a warm feeling inside, being ecologically friendly.
Postscript: I might have instead grabbed some Chick-fil-A and then made a beeline for the nearest chicken coop, but patronizing Chick-fil-A just ain't politically correct these days. (Or put another way, I'm just not much of a chicken sandwich dude, truth be told).