Friday, January 22, 2016
This'll Teach Him to Try to Break Out the Hoosegow: Kansas Man Given "128-Year Sentence for Attempted Prison Escape"...
Either Cap'n Hadley would've beaten him to death down in the hole, or Warden Norton would've had his head blown off by a tower guard out in the yard. Or, they would've just fed him to The Sisters.
But alas, the times they are a' changin', and this Gilbert should be counting his lucky stars. See ya in 2144, pal.