They Weren't Developing Kickball Strategy in that Office (Allegedly): "Female Gym Teacher, 26, Had Lesbian Affair with Girl, 14, She Was Coaching"

Good Grief. Just when I think I've heard it all when it comes to these school teacher sex scandals, a whole new apple gets polished on top of Teach's desk. The latest sick twist in these sagas comes from Texas, where the pictured bosomy PE teacher, Rebecca De La Garza (26 years old), stands accused of having an eight-month-long lesbian affair with one of her 14-year-old girl students (links at bottom).

Maybe the busty Rebecca had watched one too many Deauxma porn flicks. Either that, or she just really wanted to express her appreciation for the young lass's performance on the dodgeball field. But regardless, cops say the buxom gym coach went at it with the 14-year-old girl over and over at various times in Teach's office as well as in a storage closet in the school locker room. (On the bright side, there's absolutely no evidence that any school shithouse was involved in the alleged sexcapades).

To wit, "some of the school's employees reportedly told police that the girl spent an extensive amount of time in De La Garza's office." That's one way of puttin' it, I guess.

And when Teach and the little girl weren't "spending time" in Teach's office (allegedly), they were apparently spending every waking hour of the day on the phone with each other. It never ceases to amaze me how these accused student-bangin' teachers leave these incredible trails of evidence (photos, calls, texts, etc.) of their alleged dirty deeds:

Here that trail would reportedly stretch most of the way around the civilized world, as cops say that the shapely Teach Rebecca exchanged more than 22,000 text messages with her alleged highly underaged lesbian lover. Maybe Teach can pull an Obama AG Eric Holder or former Missouri basketball coach Quin Snyder and claim she was unconscious during all of those communications? Implausible deniability, Baby!

But still the chesty Teach may have to limit her future phone communications to one side of a plexiglass screen, since the Robust Rebecca faces 20 years in the freezer on charges of sexual assault on a child and improper relationship with a student. Not to mention, her alleged lesbian lifestyle may also take a huge hit since they have a rule against babe-on-babe sex in the hoochie hoosegow. Course...

http://www.myfoxhouston.com/dpp/news/local/111014-pe-teacher-accused-of-inappropriate-sexual-relationship
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2049292/Rebecca-Delagarza-Female-gym-teacher-26-accused-having-sex-GIRL-weekly-basis.html

Top Me Off, Daddy, & Bring Me My Damn Smokes! Two-Year-Old Girl Allegedly Taught Cigarette and Caffeine Habits By Mama...

This wasn't the typical case of the overbearing mom having baby Jane pose with a cigarette and cuppa joe as props for purposes of some dumbass YouTube video. Not only was this shit real (allegedly), but Mama even allegedly took things one step further by fully indoctrinating the two-year-old tot in the filthy habit of cigarette smoking and the adult behavior of coffee-drinking -- rendering Baby fully addicted to both (allegedly)!

Things reportedly headed south for this tokin' toddler when Mama (28-year-old Elena Ursu) and Daddy (30-year-old Gabriel Burulea) got divorced a year ago in Romania. Mama was awarded custody, and all hell allegedly broke loose from there. Daddy says Mama proceeded to teach and encourage the little tike to smoke cigarettes and (what's more) to always enjoy a smoke with a good cup of coffee.

Of course, Mama shot and posted the obligatory YouTube video (pictures above and below) of all this foolishness, but that's to be expected. What's more crazy to me is how Mama allegedly tried to instill cigarette smoking and coffee drinking as positive, habitual behaviors in Baby!

In particular, Daddy says Baby has so taken to her cancer sticks that she becomes quite the nicotine fiend when forced to go without her smokes. Said Daddy: "When I am allowed to visit her I can see that she is so desperate for a cigarette that she even grabs [cigarette butts] and puts them in her mouth. It's sick!

In fact, says Daddy, Baby doesn't seem to be overly interested in much of anything anymore except for her coffin nails and cappuccinos: "Our daughter doesn't want milk -- just coffee -- and instead of sweets she wants cigarettes. It's terrible."

Daddy says Mama's motive in teaching Baby to smoke and drink coffee was to "taunt" Daddy through deliberate mistreatment of Baby. But that little plan may be blowing up in Mama's face like a big blast of secondhand smoke, since Daddy's now suing to get custody. And I can see why. I wouldn't want my child support payments going towards cigarettes and coffee, either.

http://www.iol.co.za/news/back-page/dad-seeks-custody-of-smoking-toddler-1.1156525
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2049194/Gabriel-Burulea-taught-daughter-2-smoke-drink-coffee.html

Whatchya Gonna Do, Obama, When One of the Biggest Names in Wrestling Goes Sour on YOU? Hulk Hogan Suggests Obama Take a Flying Leap Off the Turnbuckle

This news had to hit Obama and his minions like a sledgehammer wielded by Triple H. Like a fork right to the forehead from the "Madman from the Sudan," Abdullah the Butcher. Like a giant fireball from the hand of Jerry "The King" Lawler. Like a staple gun blast right to the kisser from "Original Gangsta" New Jack. Like a freight train bump from Rufus R. Jones and a 747 splash from the One Man Gang all rolled into one. And it couldn't have happened to a nicer leftist 20 percenter.

So it is this week that 2008 AD Obama supporter Hulk Hogan has renounced his support, telling Fox News that he's now looking for a new tag team partner from the political realm. (Link and video at bottom). No kayfabe involved nor maintained. Instead, Hogan laid it all out on the line:

Hogan says he's "no longer a fan of the president" because Obama's presided over a regime in which "nothing's happened" over the past three years. (Here I'd beg to differ with the Hulkster -- plenty's happened, which is much of the problem. But I digress...)

We may also need to book a cage match between Hogan and Obama since Hogan appears to have a real bone to pick with the Great One. In particular, Hogan's very clearly pissed that Obama used Hogan's old entrance song ("Real American" -- video below) to make Obama's entrance at the "White House Correspondents' Dinner" (a laughable name for that celebrity event) in late April 2011 AD.

Leaving aside the absurd fact that a sitting American president is using an "entrance song" when appearing at a public event (what's next, His Majesty wearing a robe and a title belt when he gives a speech?) -- Hogan says Obama should have asked Hogan's permission before using "Real American" as Obama's entrance song at the event.

(Interestingly, Hogan refers to "Real American" as "my music" -- therefore requiring Hogan's permission prior to use -- when actually that song was written and performed by Rick Derringer. In fact, the song was initially conceived and used as entrance music for the tag team of Barry Windham and Mike Rotunda. But let's not get too bogged down in pesky little details.)

As for whom Hogan might support now and in 2012 AD? He ain't naming any names, but since he says he's a big proponent of a "flat tax across the board," I'm assuming Hogan may soon be jumpin' aboard the Herman Cain Train and its 9-9-9 Caboose. But even if not, one thing appears certain: Hogan ain't gonna be stinking up Wall Street with anti-Semitic spew and incomprehensible drivel anytime soon. Even he's not that dimwitted!

http://www.politico.com/blogs/click/1011/Obama_loses_Hulk_Hogans_support.html?showall

These Broads'll Give Ya a Tailgate Right in the Mush! Motor City Cops Cry Personal Foul on Lap Dancing Ladies Doing Their Thing in NFL Parking Lot...

These prudish cops ruined a perfect thing. Football tailgating already had it all. You gots booze. You gots eats. You gots smokes. You gots tunz. Sometimes a zany hobo or midget might even stumble by. But this great thing got even better at this week's Monday Night Football game in Detroit, as the "Booty Lounge" rolled into the parking lot to offer up a bit of boobs and bare ass to top off your bratwurst. (Link at bottom)

The "Booty Lounge" mobile strip club hit the Ford Field tailgaiting scene before the Lions/Bears MNF game, charging a paltry 10 bucks for admission onboard right there in the parking lot. The interior of this bazonga bus reportedly had patron seating on one side, and stripper stages (complete with poles) on the other side.

But the fun bags apparently came crashing down like a Ndamukong Suh sack victim once some grouchy parents complained that the Booty ladies might expose little Junior to a little too much pigskin out in the parking lot. So -- despite Detroit having no ordinance against mobile strip clubs -- cops did their best to concoct something, anything, to get the Booty babes' offense off the field.

As a result, cops impounded the peeler party bus -- headlights and all -- based on some unsportsmanlike drivel about failing to comply with state inspection and licensing requirements. Curmudgeons. The injury report: A tailgating Utopia ruined like the buffet at the Harrow Club this morning; a rotten blow to the gut much like a 99-yard kickoff return for a touchdown that gets called back for a damn clip.

Are you happy, Grumpy Gus parents? Did you wake up on gameday and say, "Today, I'm gonna ruin some men's dreams"? But regardless, to the Booty Lounge: Hightail them tailgating hoochie mamas down I-75 and I-70 to Camarohead Stadium in Kansas City. The rig's already the perfect red color, and I got a 10 buck note and a bunch of singles just burnin' a damn hole over here!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2048353/Booty-Lounge-mobile-strip-club-impounded-police-Detroit-Lions-tailgate.html

Forget Liar; Now He's Accused of Being Laggard-In-Chief. No Wonder He Seems to Be So Chummy w/ Fellow DC Insider Boehner Away from the Political Realm

He likes to knock off for the day at 4:00 p.m. That this week from a new article on Obama from the New York Post entitled, "Aimless Obama Walks Alone" (link at bottom). And why wouldn't he hightail it out of there, Fast & Furious like, everyday at 4 and go hit the links? Nothing better for him to be doing, after all, than just some damn pesky presidential work. In a once-great nation spiraling into an economic and monetary abyss.

But it does explain how Obama -- away from political jockeying -- has always seemed to hit it off so well with the so-called speaker of the House and republic partisan John "Party Time" Boehner (who was equally responsible along with his good buddy Barry for S&P's credit downgrade of America a few months back). More specifically...

...It's long been common knowledge in DC that Party Time -- when he's not crying a river, puffing on his smokes, golfing with Obama, or lying in the tanning bed --routinely closes up shop in his House office between 3 and 5 in the afternoon to go hit the nearest happy hour. My oh my -- birds of a fat, lazy feather a' flockin' together!

And these are the two most powerful political figures in the country? Given the current state of things, I guess that pretty well figures. But at least the two of them do have some things in common. Too bad the best interests of the country aren't among them.

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/aimless_obama_walks_alone_OUgoMTkORRJioLl7B6ZYmN

It's in the Wind: High Profile "Independent" Presidential Candidate Is Likely in 2012 AD. But Excuse Me If I Don't Throw a Big Keg Party Over Here...

(...although if I can line up a couple of hot ladies like those above to plant a big smoocheroo on each other, then I might reconsider my keg party stance.)

Faster than you can say "Ross Perot Was Crazy," multiple links at bottom make clear that there's a growing push (by "Americans Elect" and others) for a viable third-party and/or Independent presidential candidate next year. I think it will probably happen and I felt compelled to say a word or two about it here, although I'm not firing off any fireworks over the notion.

Sure, I'd probably vote for such a candidate. After all, I always vote for third-party candidates at the presidential level. I've never voted for a republic partisan gop-er for president and only once did I ever vote for a member of the leftist 20 percenter democrat party (slimeball Bill Clinton hoodwinked the young, dumb Rager in 1992 AD).

But make no mistake: The candidate would have no chance. Our rotten two-party system is THAT entrenched in an American political culture that's evolved into this subhuman sort of slime creature dead-set on ending this country as we know it. Look no further than Exhibits 1 and 2: 12 years of doctrinaire, destructive sleazebuckets like George W. Bush and His Majesty Barack H. Obama.

I've often pointed out the statistic: The best third-party presidential performance in American history came almost 100 years ago in 1912 AD, when ultra-charismatic former president Teddy Roosevelt managed to garner only a paltry 27% of the popular vote. (BTW, he and the gop-er candidate lost that year, and in a big way, to leftist Woodrow Wilson).

But I don't want to come across as totally defeatist, because that's not even my main reason for having scant enthusiasm for some "savior" third-party candidate. Instead, I have little doubt that any such candidate is going to come straight out of one of the two corrupt, out-of-touch parties that we already have. For example: A Hillary Clinton; A Ron Paul; A Colin Powell. No Thanks; No Thanks; and No Thanks.

However, as stated many times in this space over the past year, one such person whom I would welcome as an Independent candidate remains The Donald Trumper himself. I'm on record: Doubt I could ever vote for his crazy ass, but I'd sure love the high entertainment of him running a campaign and participating in debates against the sad likes of Obama and stand-for-nothing partisan stiff known as Mitt Romney.

So Give Me Trump, or Give Me Nothing, in 2012 AD. Otherwise, you're just boring me over there.

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1011/65508.html
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44794647/ns/politics/
http://www.politico.com/politicoprimary/

He Put Him Through a Meat Grinder -- Literally: Ruskie Accused of Whacking Out In-Law, Then Serving Up the Old Guy in a Batch of Pies at the Kremlin!

OK, enuf already! If you must snuff out a relative on an empty stomach, then go get a damn Big Mac after the piece of work's done and leave the corpse alone! Geez Louise. First we had the story earlier this week of the broad up for parole after bumping off and cooking up her old man for Thanksgiving dinner, and now this:

Cops in Moscow, Russia have busted a Kremlin cafe chef for allegedly adding more than just pepperoni and sirloin to his pies. It's not clear what led the chef to push a button on his father-in-law in the first place (allegedly), but I'm guessing bad economic times may have forced the chef to look for cheaper alternatives to the butcher chop for his pie meat...

That's because cops say the chef hacked up the old timer and promptly put the stiff to use in his popular cafe near the Kremlin. No word whether or not this deranged cookie first shouted, "I'm gonna make mincemeat outta you," but the fact remains that father-in-law met the chef's meat mincer right after the rotten deed (allegedly).

And what makes this maniacal meatman arguably even worse than the Thanksgiving dame is the fact that she only sliced, diced and dipped her old man in barbeque sauce for personal consumption. Cops say this demented beast chef in Russia served up his daddy-in-law to unwitting members of the public right there at the cafe!

In particular, this meat-mincing madman is alleged to have stuffed "dozens of pies" with the old codger's remains and then sold the foul pies to unsuspecting customers (least I hope they were unsuspecting).

This crazy chef's little pie parade came to an end, however, when "the exact nature of the ingredient was discovered." Yes, I'd guess the customers would get a little antsy when they spy an eyeball in the pie filling.

Now this butcher of the Baltics may have to live in a real shanck-house for some time to come, since he faces murder charges. Just keep his ass out of kitchen detail, please.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2046521/Russian-chef-murdered-father-law-ground-meat-served-pies-customers-popular-cafe.html

Liar-In-Chief: If Obama Would Lie About Something As Trivial As Meeting a Dude and the Guy's Employment Status, Then What Else Would He Lie About?

This item was largely glossed over Friday by the "mainstream" media (predictably) and the right-wing media alike (probably because deranged right-winger Rick Perry did something similar recently). But it still was significant to me. Obama was caught very clearly in direct lies from his Thursday press conference concerning his new spending bill. So what did he lie about?

The total cost of the bill? How it'll be paid for? His latest changing definition of "millionaires and billionaires"? Nope. None of those things (at least as far as we know). And if he was going to tell some lies, he should have saved the lies for things like that, because at least then he would have been putting the lies to good use. (After all, never let a good crisis -- or lie, for that matter -- go to waste, no?) Instead, we get this:

Said Obama at the presser: "I had a chance to meet a young man named Robert Baroz (a school teacher) . . . In the last few years, he's received three pink slips because of budget cuts. Why wouldn't we want to pass a bill that puts somebody like Robert back in the classroom teaching our kids?"

But as reported by the Boston Herald (link at bottom): "Two problems: Obama never met Baroz. And Baroz remains happily employed." As the Herald further reports, Baroz has visited the White House before, but has never met Obama. Further, while he did get three pink slip, "in each case his job was saved." Translation: He's not out of work and never was; and regardless, Obama sure as hell never "met" the guy.

Now, I know the typical partisan response when one of their jerkwads is caught in a lie: "Well, who cares, because all politicians lie, especially the ones on the other side." First off, as detailed many times in this space, the second-grade-style "two wrongs make a right" argument (i.e., "yeah but, you guys do it too") doesn't work with this Independent. I couldn't give a rat's ass if slimeballs in the other party lie because I'm not a member of that party.

More importantly, don't give me the "all politicians lie" line of bullshit when it comes the damn PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. Excuse me over here, but I hold the president to just a little higher standard than Patty "Wasserman" Simpson running around the halls of Congress.

That's the reason why Clinton pissed me off in 1998 AD. I could have gotten past him getting a consensual Lewinsky from a young intern at the White House if he'd admitted what happened and had said let's move on. But I don't get past him looking the American people in the eye and lying about what happened.

I guess at the end of the day, Clinton the liar and slimeball at least showed himself capable of moving to the center and accomplishing some important things with gop-ers (balanced budget, welfare reform) as a result. Obama's not even capable of that. He's just a liar. And a rather petty one, at that.

http://www.bostonherald.com/news/regional/view.bg?articleid=1371584

KILL ALL THE DAMN MILLIONAIRES!

Just make sure to preside over a national day of mourning when one of them dies. Especially if the guy is one of those good millionaires. And also if he's the same color as all the various anti-Semitic, leftist 20 percenter occupiers down on Wall Street. 20% For Life, Baby! That'll snag the Independents, for sure!

Links:
1. "Obama hails Steve Jobs as brave, bold and talented":
http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2011/10/05/obama-hails-jobs-as-brave-bold-and-talented/

2. "GE's Immelt Calls Steve Jobs 'Hero to Everybody In This Generation":
http://blogs.wsj.com/digits/2011/10/06/ges-immelt-calls-steve-jobs-hero-to-everybody-in-this-generation/?mod=google_news_blog

3. "Email: 'Time to kill the wealthy'":
http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1011/65307.html

4. "Dozens arrested at anti-Wall St. protest":
http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1011/65215.html

5. "Occupy Wall Street 'Stands in Solidarity' With Obama Front Group":
http://www.infowars.com/occupy-wall-street-stands-in-solidarity-with-obama-front-group/

6. "Are the Wall Street protests racist and anti-Semitic?":
http://www.examiner.com/conservative-in-spokane/are-the-wall-street-protests-racist-and-anti-semitic

They Voted for Walking Sarcophagus John McCain, Then Made Their Little Son Sleep in One in a "Haunted, Bug-Infested Basement" (Allegedly)...

With supporters like this, who needs the democrat party! No wonder McCain got his ossified old ass kicked in 2008 AD -- if this is the kind of voters he attracted! Now, I didn't vote for Obama in 08 AD. Knew exactly what he'd be all about. But I also didn't vote for tired old man McCain, whom I didn't think at that point had any business being president of the United States. But this deranged couple (allegedly) in Pennsylvania apparently didn't agree...

And are they sure this wasn't Transylvania? Cops in Scranton PA have busted parents (and apparent McCain supporters) Brian Sleboda and Lori Gardner (each pictured individually below) for allegedly forcing their 7-year-old son to wear diapers and sleep in a damn coffin (pictured above)! And that wasn't even the worst of it (allegedly)!

The couple allegedly stashed the casket and the boy in the "bug-infested" basement of their residence (the home's also pictured above). One positive thing for the parents, however, is that they did try to encourage the boy to always get a good night's sleep by painting the acronym "RIP" on top of the box (allegedly). (Although, I think a simple "goodnight" would have sufficed).

This sick couple (allegedly) is accused of sticking the diaper-clad boy in the pine box each night to sleep -- sometimes taping his trap shut with duct tape, while at other times using said duct tape to secure the top of the box so the boy couldn't escape.

As a special added deterrent apparently aimed at keeping the boy in that box, the parents also allegedly told the boy that "ghosts inhabited the basement." They even allegedly added some scary sound effects to reinforce the message -- reportedly "picking up chains and dropping them to scare him."

Apparently the couple also likes their smokes, because they allegedly added to the basement's eerie atmosphere by cutting out all the lights and only "illuminating" the joint with a Camel cigarette "Exotic Blends" light-up sign.

I just hope junior wasn't one of those little punks who likes to load up on the water before bedtime, since this basement reportedly didn't have so much as a pot to piss in (making it even worse than the hole at the hoosegow). Instead, there was only a broken shitter over in the corner that didn't work.

And what kind of a dingy dungeon would this be without some nice bugs? Cops say this wretched hive was wrought with the crawly things, with flies and ticks "swarming" all over the broken toilet in this bug-infested basement.

As for mommy and daddy, they may have to "rest in peace" for awhile to come in the local pokey, since cops have slapped their Camel smokin', haunted-house lovin' (allegedly) asses with felony child endangerment and unlawful restraint charges. Meantime, something tells me that McCain's removed his sign by now.

http://thetimes-tribune.com/news/mom-stepfather-held-in-county-prison-over-alleged-child-abuse-1.1213125#axzz1ZuPLPYNM

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2045130/Boy-7-locked-coffin-bug-infested-basement-days.html

"Who's Van Jones?" VP Joe Biden Claims He's Not Familiar With Obama's Former "Green Jobs" Czar. And You Know What? I Might Actually Believe Him...

True, there seems to be no shortage of Obama underlings these days claiming they're not familiar with things when it seems obvious from documentary evidence that they are (see Obama's absolutely disgraceful attorney general, Eric Holder, and the ongoing "Fast & Furious" scandal -- third link at bottom). But Biden making the facially preposterous claim this week that he's not sure who former Obama "czar" Van Jones is (first link at bottom) may actually be a distinguishable situation.

After all, Jones -- the self-described "communist" and admitted 9/11 conspiracy theorist -- wasn't around very long following his appointment by Obama in 2009 AD. Once Jones' rather radical (about the nicest way I can put it) viewpoints came to light in public, Obama forced his ass to the curb (errr, to resign) around midnight on a Saturday night in early September 2009 AD.

(Jones, BTW, was back in the news this week as he likened the largely incoherent, leftist 20-something Wall Street protesters (pictured below) to the so-called "Arab Spring" revolutions and called on the Wall Street protesters to mount an "October offensive" here in the United States (second link at bottom). Swell dude, no?)

So we're talking about one of Obama's crazy czars who wasn't around long in that position and then took a midnight train going anywhere so that the story could be buried with scant media attention over a weekend back in September 2009 AD. Given those oddball circumstances, how in the hell was Biden supposed to know about Jones or who he was??? (Not to mention, Biden's never been accused of being the brightest firefly in the Shit House.)

I can still recall the complete chickenshit move that was Jones' "resignation" late that Saturday night (my blog post from that weekend is the fourth link at bottom). But then again, I follow this crap rather closely (don't ever let all my crazy crime and T&A coverage fool ya) -- more closely, apparently, than even the vice president of the United States. Or so he'd have you believe.

Links:
1. http://www.schnittshow.com/cc-common/news/sections/newsarticle.html?feed=124415&article=9202056&65

2. http://www.ibtimes.com/articles/223269/20111002/van-jones-tea-party-rebuild-the-dream.htm

3. http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-31727_162-20115038-10391695.html

4. http://independentrage.blogspot.com/2009/09/van-jones-resigns-tonight.html

Record Rack: Ladies Set New Guinness Mark for Longest Bikini Parade in the History of the Civilized World!

I've never been much into parades. Just a personal thing. The novelty of watching out-of-tune marching bands, evil-looking clowns, people waving at me for no good reason, and old codgers driving around in little midget cars wore off for me when I was about eight. But then again, I've never seen a parade like this one before!

This chesticle spectacle went down over the weekend at a beach called Surfers Paradise on Australia's Gold Coast. They had more broads and cans at this event than a Hotlanta strip joint when the NBA's in town. The Guinness numbers they had to reach to set a new record: 332 shapely dames and 664 dirty pillows.

They got there, but only by the string of their bosomy bosomed bikini. The final tata tally totaled 357 full-figured dolls, which unofficially adds up to 714 fun bags. That makes it the longest bikini parade in recorded history, even going back to an era that Australians seem to hate -- the BC years. Just get a load of this cute little number below -- she's damn proud to be a part of this record!

And guess what: The Guinness record-breaking effort would have been even more well-endowed if it wasn't for the event's damn pesky rules, which required all of these buxom babes to actually have a bikini on as they strutted their balconies down the beach. Reportedly, at least five of these ample dishes were disqualified for not having a proper top on at all. How petty.

But on the flip side, it seems like a good thing that they didn't shatter the old record by too much. That makes it easier to have a follow up event down the road that sets a new record. I mean, say they'd had 50,000 hotties and 100,000 melons out here for this thing? You might've never seen another bikini parade after that since potential organizers would figure the record was unattainable.

So when it comes to the robust realm of the bikini parade, methinks we don't need anything like the 100-point game from Wilt Chamberlain or the 56-game hitting streak from Joe DiMaggio. Let's try to keep the record manageable so that there's something to look forward to (and look at) next year. The ladies demand it!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2044676/Worlds-largest-bikini-parade-record-set-357-women-Surfers-Paradise.html