Friday, October 14, 2011

Whatchya Gonna Do, Obama, When One of the Biggest Names in Wrestling Goes Sour on YOU? Hulk Hogan Suggests Obama Take a Flying Leap Off the Turnbuckle



This news had to hit Obama and his minions like a sledgehammer wielded by Triple H. Like a fork right to the forehead from the "Madman from the Sudan," Abdullah the Butcher. Like a giant fireball from the hand of Jerry "The King" Lawler. Like a staple gun blast right to the kisser from "Original Gangsta" New Jack. Like a freight train bump from Rufus R. Jones and a 747 splash from the One Man Gang all rolled into one. And it couldn't have happened to a nicer leftist 20 percenter.

So it is this week that 2008 AD Obama supporter Hulk Hogan has renounced his support, telling Fox News that he's now looking for a new tag team partner from the political realm. (Link and video at bottom). No kayfabe involved nor maintained. Instead, Hogan laid it all out on the line:

Hogan says he's "no longer a fan of the president" because Obama's presided over a regime in which "nothing's happened" over the past three years. (Here I'd beg to differ with the Hulkster -- plenty's happened, which is much of the problem. But I digress...)

We may also need to book a cage match between Hogan and Obama since Hogan appears to have a real bone to pick with the Great One. In particular, Hogan's very clearly pissed that Obama used Hogan's old entrance song ("Real American" -- video below) to make Obama's entrance at the "White House Correspondents' Dinner" (a laughable name for that celebrity event) in late April 2011 AD.

Leaving aside the absurd fact that a sitting American president is using an "entrance song" when appearing at a public event (what's next, His Majesty wearing a robe and a title belt when he gives a speech?) -- Hogan says Obama should have asked Hogan's permission before using "Real American" as Obama's entrance song at the event.

(Interestingly, Hogan refers to "Real American" as "my music" -- therefore requiring Hogan's permission prior to use -- when actually that song was written and performed by Rick Derringer. In fact, the song was initially conceived and used as entrance music for the tag team of Barry Windham and Mike Rotunda. But let's not get too bogged down in pesky little details.)

As for whom Hogan might support now and in 2012 AD? He ain't naming any names, but since he says he's a big proponent of a "flat tax across the board," I'm assuming Hogan may soon be jumpin' aboard the Herman Cain Train and its 9-9-9 Caboose. But even if not, one thing appears certain: Hogan ain't gonna be stinking up Wall Street with anti-Semitic spew and incomprehensible drivel anytime soon. Even he's not that dimwitted!

http://www.politico.com/blogs/click/1011/Obama_loses_Hulk_Hogans_support.html?showall