Saturday, October 15, 2011

Top Me Off, Daddy, & Bring Me My Damn Smokes! Two-Year-Old Girl Allegedly Taught Cigarette and Caffeine Habits By Mama...


This wasn't the typical case of the overbearing mom having baby Jane pose with a cigarette and cuppa joe as props for purposes of some dumbass YouTube video. Not only was this shit real (allegedly), but Mama even allegedly took things one step further by fully indoctrinating the two-year-old tot in the filthy habit of cigarette smoking and the adult behavior of coffee-drinking -- rendering Baby fully addicted to both (allegedly)!

Things reportedly headed south for this tokin' toddler when Mama (28-year-old Elena Ursu) and Daddy (30-year-old Gabriel Burulea) got divorced a year ago in Romania. Mama was awarded custody, and all hell allegedly broke loose from there. Daddy says Mama proceeded to teach and encourage the little tike to smoke cigarettes and (what's more) to always enjoy a smoke with a good cup of coffee.

Of course, Mama shot and posted the obligatory YouTube video (pictures above and below) of all this foolishness, but that's to be expected. What's more crazy to me is how Mama allegedly tried to instill cigarette smoking and coffee drinking as positive, habitual behaviors in Baby!

In particular, Daddy says Baby has so taken to her cancer sticks that she becomes quite the nicotine fiend when forced to go without her smokes. Said Daddy: "When I am allowed to visit her I can see that she is so desperate for a cigarette that she even grabs [cigarette butts] and puts them in her mouth. It's sick!

In fact, says Daddy, Baby doesn't seem to be overly interested in much of anything anymore except for her coffin nails and cappuccinos: "Our daughter doesn't want milk -- just coffee -- and instead of sweets she wants cigarettes. It's terrible."

Daddy says Mama's motive in teaching Baby to smoke and drink coffee was to "taunt" Daddy through deliberate mistreatment of Baby. But that little plan may be blowing up in Mama's face like a big blast of secondhand smoke, since Daddy's now suing to get custody. And I can see why. I wouldn't want my child support payments going towards cigarettes and coffee, either.