They Weren't Developing Kickball Strategy in that Office (Allegedly): "Female Gym Teacher, 26, Had Lesbian Affair with Girl, 14, She Was Coaching"

Good Grief. Just when I think I've heard it all when it comes to these school teacher sex scandals, a whole new apple gets polished on top of Teach's desk. The latest sick twist in these sagas comes from Texas, where the pictured bosomy PE teacher, Rebecca De La Garza (26 years old), stands accused of having an eight-month-long lesbian affair with one of her 14-year-old girl students (links at bottom).

Maybe the busty Rebecca had watched one too many Deauxma porn flicks. Either that, or she just really wanted to express her appreciation for the young lass's performance on the dodgeball field. But regardless, cops say the buxom gym coach went at it with the 14-year-old girl over and over at various times in Teach's office as well as in a storage closet in the school locker room. (On the bright side, there's absolutely no evidence that any school shithouse was involved in the alleged sexcapades).

To wit, "some of the school's employees reportedly told police that the girl spent an extensive amount of time in De La Garza's office." That's one way of puttin' it, I guess.

And when Teach and the little girl weren't "spending time" in Teach's office (allegedly), they were apparently spending every waking hour of the day on the phone with each other. It never ceases to amaze me how these accused student-bangin' teachers leave these incredible trails of evidence (photos, calls, texts, etc.) of their alleged dirty deeds:

Here that trail would reportedly stretch most of the way around the civilized world, as cops say that the shapely Teach Rebecca exchanged more than 22,000 text messages with her alleged highly underaged lesbian lover. Maybe Teach can pull an Obama AG Eric Holder or former Missouri basketball coach Quin Snyder and claim she was unconscious during all of those communications? Implausible deniability, Baby!

But still the chesty Teach may have to limit her future phone communications to one side of a plexiglass screen, since the Robust Rebecca faces 20 years in the freezer on charges of sexual assault on a child and improper relationship with a student. Not to mention, her alleged lesbian lifestyle may also take a huge hit since they have a rule against babe-on-babe sex in the hoochie hoosegow. Course...

http://www.myfoxhouston.com/dpp/news/local/111014-pe-teacher-accused-of-inappropriate-sexual-relationship
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2049292/Rebecca-Delagarza-Female-gym-teacher-26-accused-having-sex-GIRL-weekly-basis.html