I've never been much into parades. Just a personal thing. The novelty of watching out-of-tune marching bands, evil-looking clowns, people waving at me for no good reason, and old codgers driving around in little midget cars wore off for me when I was about eight. But then again, I've never seen a parade like this one before!This chesticle spectacle went down over the weekend at a beach called Surfers Paradise on Australia's Gold Coast. They had more broads and cans at this event than a Hotlanta strip joint when the NBA's in town. The Guinness numbers they had to reach to set a new record: 332 shapely dames and 664 dirty pillows.
They got there, but only by the string of their bosomy bosomed bikini. The final tata tally totaled 357 full-figured dolls, which unofficially adds up to 714 fun bags. That makes it the longest bikini parade in recorded history, even going back to an era that Australians seem to hate -- the BC years. Just get a load of this cute little number below -- she's damn proud to be a part of this record!
And guess what: The Guinness record-breaking effort would have been even more well-endowed if it wasn't for the event's damn pesky rules, which required all of these buxom babes to actually have a bikini on as they strutted their balconies down the beach. Reportedly, at least five of these ample dishes were disqualified for not having a proper top on at all. How petty.But on the flip side, it seems like a good thing that they didn't shatter the old record by too much. That makes it easier to have a follow up event down the road that sets a new record. I mean, say they'd had 50,000 hotties and 100,000 melons out here for this thing? You might've never seen another bikini parade after that since potential organizers would figure the record was unattainable.
So when it comes to the robust realm of the bikini parade, methinks we don't need anything like the 100-point game from Wilt Chamberlain or the 56-game hitting streak from Joe DiMaggio. Let's try to keep the record manageable so that there's something to look forward to (and look at) next year. The ladies demand it!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2044676/Worlds-largest-bikini-parade-record-set-357-women-Surfers-Paradise.html
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