He Put Him Through a Meat Grinder -- Literally: Ruskie Accused of Whacking Out In-Law, Then Serving Up the Old Guy in a Batch of Pies at the Kremlin!

OK, enuf already! If you must snuff out a relative on an empty stomach, then go get a damn Big Mac after the piece of work's done and leave the corpse alone! Geez Louise. First we had the story earlier this week of the broad up for parole after bumping off and cooking up her old man for Thanksgiving dinner, and now this:

Cops in Moscow, Russia have busted a Kremlin cafe chef for allegedly adding more than just pepperoni and sirloin to his pies. It's not clear what led the chef to push a button on his father-in-law in the first place (allegedly), but I'm guessing bad economic times may have forced the chef to look for cheaper alternatives to the butcher chop for his pie meat...

That's because cops say the chef hacked up the old timer and promptly put the stiff to use in his popular cafe near the Kremlin. No word whether or not this deranged cookie first shouted, "I'm gonna make mincemeat outta you," but the fact remains that father-in-law met the chef's meat mincer right after the rotten deed (allegedly).

And what makes this maniacal meatman arguably even worse than the Thanksgiving dame is the fact that she only sliced, diced and dipped her old man in barbeque sauce for personal consumption. Cops say this demented beast chef in Russia served up his daddy-in-law to unwitting members of the public right there at the cafe!

In particular, this meat-mincing madman is alleged to have stuffed "dozens of pies" with the old codger's remains and then sold the foul pies to unsuspecting customers (least I hope they were unsuspecting).

This crazy chef's little pie parade came to an end, however, when "the exact nature of the ingredient was discovered." Yes, I'd guess the customers would get a little antsy when they spy an eyeball in the pie filling.

Now this butcher of the Baltics may have to live in a real shanck-house for some time to come, since he faces murder charges. Just keep his ass out of kitchen detail, please.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2046521/Russian-chef-murdered-father-law-ground-meat-served-pies-customers-popular-cafe.html