With supporters like this, who needs the democrat party! No wonder McCain got his ossified old ass kicked in 2008 AD -- if this is the kind of voters he attracted! Now, I didn't vote for Obama in 08 AD. Knew exactly what he'd be all about. But I also didn't vote for tired old man McCain, whom I didn't think at that point had any business being president of the United States. But this deranged couple (allegedly) in Pennsylvania apparently didn't agree...And are they sure this wasn't Transylvania? Cops in Scranton PA have busted parents (and apparent McCain supporters) Brian Sleboda and Lori Gardner (each pictured individually below) for allegedly forcing their 7-year-old son to wear diapers and sleep in a damn coffin (pictured above)! And that wasn't even the worst of it (allegedly)!
The couple allegedly stashed the casket and the boy in the "bug-infested" basement of their residence (the home's also pictured above). One positive thing for the parents, however, is that they did try to encourage the boy to always get a good night's sleep by painting the acronym "RIP" on top of the box (allegedly). (Although, I think a simple "goodnight" would have sufficed).
This sick couple (allegedly) is accused of sticking the diaper-clad boy in the pine box each night to sleep -- sometimes taping his trap shut with duct tape, while at other times using said duct tape to secure the top of the box so the boy couldn't escape.As a special added deterrent apparently aimed at keeping the boy in that box, the parents also allegedly told the boy that "ghosts inhabited the basement." They even allegedly added some scary sound effects to reinforce the message -- reportedly "picking up chains and dropping them to scare him."
Apparently the couple also likes their smokes, because they allegedly added to the basement's eerie atmosphere by cutting out all the lights and only "illuminating" the joint with a Camel cigarette "Exotic Blends" light-up sign.
I just hope junior wasn't one of those little punks who likes to load up on the water before bedtime, since this basement reportedly didn't have so much as a pot to piss in (making it even worse than the hole at the hoosegow). Instead, there was only a broken shitter over in the corner that didn't work.And what kind of a dingy dungeon would this be without some nice bugs? Cops say this wretched hive was wrought with the crawly things, with flies and ticks "swarming" all over the broken toilet in this bug-infested basement.
As for mommy and daddy, they may have to "rest in peace" for awhile to come in the local pokey, since cops have slapped their Camel smokin', haunted-house lovin' (allegedly) asses with felony child endangerment and unlawful restraint charges. Meantime, something tells me that McCain's removed his sign by now.
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