Rush Slimebaugh: "For the First Time I'm Ashamed of My Country." Why Don't We Leave "Country" Out of It, Partisan Ideologues?!?

And I'm talking about both sides. Just recall Michelle Obama's famous (and more than once repeated) line that she was never proud of her country until 2008.  But the USA -- the greatest country in which to live in human history -- ain't the problem nor the proper target here...

Rather leftist 20 percenter and right-winger ideologue freaks like Slimebaugh and the first lady are the issue. Put another way, if you want to be ashamed of something, be ashamed of our rotten, corrupt political system and the skunk politicians and talking heads on both extremes (the "bases" of the two rat-bait parties) who inhabit and prop that system up.

That type of shame is not merely excusable, but actually very much warranted and advisable. It's a shame I've held for a long time when it comes to our political system.

But alas, after several decades on this planet, I've come to realize there's very little I can do to change that same sleazebucket system. But no matter. That just gives me all the more motivation never to shut my mouth about it.

http://www.politico.com/story/2013/02/limbaugh-sequestration-ashamed-of-my-country-87920.html

Political Skunks Eating Their Own: "Tea Party Group Pictures Rove as Nazi"! Now How Long Before This Gives Leftists Ideas?

I think I've now officially seen it all after seeing this story (link below) Tuesday:  Partisan ideologue slimeballs, apparently no longer content with simply calling everyone else Hitlers, Nazis and Stalins, have now taken to hitting up their own membership with this sort of vile foolishness!

After the right-winger tea party's blast towards gop-er sleazebucket Rove this week, I'm fully expecting leftist 20 percenters to soon get in on the act by tossing a few Hitlers and Stalins (as they love to do in general) at some of their own democrat party members. Just for good measure, maybe they can even fit in a few sophomoric "racist" accusations while they're at it?

And why not attack your own in addition to everyone else, after all? They're there, aren't they? Or so goes, I would assume, the partisan ideologue mentality (regardless of side).

I'm left to posit little more than this: These people are sick. They need help. Just don't ever look to me for any, you creeps.

http://www.politico.com/story/2013/02/tea-party-group-pictures-karl-rove-in-nazi-uniform-87793.html

"Illegal Immigrant Tells Congress Not to Call Him Illegal." I've GOT to Try Using That One!

This illegal immigrant dude from last week (link below) has given me a great idea...

After receiving nearly countless speeding tickets from my years out on the streets and open road (including two more just in very recent months), I'm going to take a page from this illegal immigrant the next time a cop sticks his big snout in my window and asks for the ol' license and registration...

"Hey copper, so I may have been going 88 in a 70, but don't call me a speeder," I intend to bark at said fuzz.  Yeah, that's the ticket (in more ways than one).

And if the fool then tries to write me up, I'm gonna threaten to sue his flatfoot ass for discrimination against lawbreaking speed demons, as well as for hate speech ("speeder").

You see: You can learn a lot from an illegal immigrant.



http://www.washingtontimes.com/blog/inside-politics/2013/feb/13/illegal-immigrant-tells-congress-not-call-him-ille/

Now THIS Is a Makeover! And Can I Get the Contact Info on Pepper's Makeover Artist So I Can Send It Along to Some Political Slimeballs?

For months late last year and early this year, I knew her only as "Pepper" -- the grotesque, yet personable little lunatic on FX's "American Horror Story: Asylum."  Yes, Pepper could get down on the dance floor (see the "Name Game" music video from "Asylum"/link below), but she sure was a bit of a frightful freak to look at. Leastways, that is, 'til Pepper Got Pizzazz...

The photos above and linked story below reveal that since the end of Asylum's filming, Pepper (actress Naomi Grossman) has undergone one of the most miraculous makeovers since Alice Brady turned into cousin Sergeant Emma on the "Brady Bunch."

And now I want a little taste for myself. Just enough to wet my beak over here. I want to know the name of Pepper's makeover artist and want to pass along said artist's Outlook Contact or business card to others similarly in need. It's just my helpful nature.

I mean, just in the sleazy political world, you've got plenty of gruesome trolls long overdue for a good makeover: We're talking, just by way of example, the loutish likes of (1) literal greaseball Ted Cruz (gop-er senator), (2) multi-chinned Mitch McConnell (gop-er senate minority leader), (3) Captain Kangaroo offspring David Axelrod (Obama's rather hideous hatchet man), and (4) the notorious Anthony's Weiner (whose still-aspiring political career itself needs a complete makeover), just to name a few.

But I'm officially reserving the first politician makeover to an individual who perhaps needs it the most: A peculiarly slippery creature who needs a new hairdresser even more than Rihanna apparently needed a bath. Ladies and Gentleman, I give you the pathological, hypocritical, and always unbearable -- Patty "Wasserman" Simpson!





http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2277817/American-Horror-Storys-Naomi-Grossman-unrecognisable-smoulders-new-photo-shoot.html
http://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_855559&feature=iv&src_vid=3e37NtAYb5g&v=5MG4UnjnI_k

If You Missed Obama's State of the Union Last Night, I Gots Ya Covered Over Here...

Here's a quick summary (and, truth be told, about all you need to know) from Obama's latest February snooze-fest:

"I," "me," "my," "mine," "fair share," "fairness," "balanced approach," "revenue," "reckless cuts," "deficit reduction alone," "progress," "reform," "invest in growth," "corporate profits," "wealthiest Americans," "the wealthiest and the most powerful," "the well-off and the well-connected," "billionaires," "grow the middle class," "roads and bridges," "guns," "thank ya honey," "climate change," "heatwaves, droughts, wildfires and floods," "Green energy," "unfinished task," "finish the job," "Executive Order," "If Congress won't act, I will," blah blah blah, blah blah...

There you have it. So many fresh, new transformational ideas last night. Ya know, after three years of actually (and for no good reason) doing full-length blog posts following these late-winter leftist laugh-a-thons by Obama, why would I bother again? I thought I'd just go ahead and rest on my laurels (why do people always say you can't do that?).

Plus, it was such a better use of my time last night just to take in this SOTU crap as background noise, like so many bad TV shows. And not for nothing, but I did have better things to do Tuesday night. The weekly supermarket flyers had just come in the mail. And the shithouse was much overdue for a good cleaning.

Deranged: In Advance of State of the Union Address, Obama Claims "Job of Debt Reduction Nearly Done"!

If that piece of work is truly "nearly done," it gives a whole new meaning to the concept of a half-ass effort. But regardless of whatever incredibly disingenuous, demented spin Obama and his fellow leftist democrat party minions try to put on the issue, the facts here are pretty simple:

-The national debt has exploded during Obama's presidency and now stands at $16.5 trillion.  (It stood around $10.6 trillion when Obama took office thanks to almost equally reckless spending by that idiot, W Bush -- something which Obama back then actually called "unpatriotic").

-Obama's federal government has been running annual budget deficits of $1-1.5 trillion every single year, with no end in sight.  That means adding $1-1.5 trillion to the national debt every year going forward.

-Obama has done nothing to change this course or to try to make some reasonable headway towards a balanced annual budget, let alone any actual reduction in the accumulated national debt.  He couldn't care less.

-Obama's democrat party-controlled Senate hasn't bothered to pass a budget since 2009.

-When Obama and the leftists talk about "debt reduction," they typically mean this: "Well, there was supposed to be such-and-such amount of large spending increases in the years to come, but thanks to us, the spending increases won't be quite as large as they were supposed to be!"  They call that "debt stabilization." Please.

Don't listen to this crap. When Obama likely says something similar in his State of the Union tonight, feel free just to laugh at him.  That always seems to work well for me.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/business/economy/obama-job-of-debt-reduction-nearly-done/2013/02/11/3e5b8008-7458-11e2-95e4-6148e45d7adb_story.html

So: "Marco Rubio to Deliver gop Response to State of the Union Address in Spanish," While Obama to Deliver the Main Address Tomorrow in Leftist. I Gots to Thank 'Em Both...

...Since either way, I won't be understanding a word of it.

Gives me a great excuse to pay absolutely no attention and instead focus efforts on much more constructive pursuits tomorrow night...

Like servicing the wood chipper, or hitting the shithouse for an extended stay.

Still, though, I may (or may not) still watch.  Will probably largely turn on whether both Obama and the right-winger provide me with an interpreter. 

http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/02/06/rubio-to-deliver-state-of-the-union-rebuttal/

Dicey Ding Dongs: "Doctors Warn of Worrying Rise in DIY Penis Implants" Using Dice & Other Household Objects! How (Non) Hard Up Would You Have to Be?

I've seen Do-It-Yourself ding-a-lings before, but this takes the tallywhacker (link below). Why they're at it, maybe these guys can also give themselves a DIY heart procedure, some amateur head-and-neck surgery, and maybe even a little homespun frontal lobotomy for good measure?

The linked story (which warns of the risk of fatal infections -- glad they let us know) says these nimrods have been using such objects as "dominoes" and "toothpaste caps, buttons, dice and deodorant roller balls" to try to plus-size the ol' peter.

"Dice," BTW?  I'm sure the old lady really appreciates that one!  There's a reason why they don't sell a Rubik's Cube dildo down at the sex shop, after all (they don't, right?).  Blockheads.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2273323/Doctors-warn-worrying-rise-DIY-penis-implants-lead-fatal-infections.html#axzz2Jygg5BrA

"Smelly French Family" Given the Boot from Paris Museum When French Patrons Complain of the Awful Stench! But Wait a Damn Minute: FRENCH People Complaining About ANYONE's Stench?!?

This one represents a new low (link to story below) even by French standards. Sure, the French will surrender at the drop of a girlish-lookin' hat...

Sure, they're a bunch of snobs for no good reason, even when their greatest contribution to American culture comes in the form of fried strings of potatoes drenched in saturated fat.

And boy, they sure do stink on the whole (or so I've heard). Pepe Le Pew!

But now add to the list a new description of the French after this new incident at the Musee d'Orsay Museum in which French people actually fingered other French people for their putrid body odor!: Hypocrites.

At least us Kraut-Micks don't go around casting stones at others for getting all liquored up regularly, eating corn beef, cabbage and wiener schnitzel all the time, or blowing their stacks at the drop of a hat. Jeezal Peezal.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/france/9834828/Smelly-French-family-ordered-to-leave-Musee-dOrsay.html

Saved By the Boobs: 80s Teen Sitcom Broad Tiffani Amber Thiessen Garners Huge Page Views for New Sexy Spread on Tumblr.Com. But She Was Never the ONE I Had the Hots For...

Just take a look above at this late-30s-something hot little number Tiffani Amber Thiessen, from her new appearance on Tumblr.com's "Me and My Place" blog -- which searches out D-through-Z-list celebrity hotties to show in scantily clad attire within their own homes (purportedly "without makeup," but I ain't buying that one)...

Tiffani Amber Thiessen, the daughter of the NFL's Boomer Esiason and niece to Boomer's old man, Joe Theismann (after he changed the pronunciation of his name), is of course the actress who played Kelly Kapowski (she never looked Polish, although I get the "Ka-Pow" part) on late 80s/early 90s sitcom, "Saved By The Bell"...

The linked video below (provided by St. Louis' Brad Choat) explains that Miss Tiffani Amber's new pics have become some of the hottest and most viewed ones in the history of Tumblr and "My Place"...

Which only goes to show, huge hordes of Generation X males (and likely, females) are still out here who have always lusted after the young hot tail (about their same age, truth be told) that they watched back in the day on "Saved By the Bell."

Regardless, as mentioned in my headline above, it was never Tiffani Amber who got me going.  Nope.  I had a Big Thing for one Lisa Turtle (see below), played by the (back-then) ultra-hottie, Lark Voorhies.  And to think, Lark never needed a big huge Boob Job to gain attention.  B-U-S-T-ed, Tiffani!

http://video.foxnews.com/v/2137271311001/florida-community-grieves-after-12-year-olds-suicide/?playlist_id=903226511001

Best Yankee Switch-Hitter Ever? Mayor Bloomberg Comments on BOTH a Young Lady's "Ass" and a Senile Old Man's "Balls" in the Space of 48 Hours This Past Week!

(Story links below). For the record, I don't much care for Bloomberg. He's the worst example I can cite of an "I(Don't)-No" -- "Independent In Name Only."

There's nothing Independent about that dude. Whatever the hell he may have been in the past (if anything), he's now a bona fide leftist ideologue in most respects.

But all that said, when he recently barked, "look at the ass on her" towards a young lady, followed by complimenting Alzheimers-suspected vice presidential clown prince Joe Biden for his "set of balls," I gots no problem with any of that. Really though...

Mayor likes his balls and ass, regardless of sex, uh? Not my cup of teabag, but you go, Mayor: As I sit here in middle America sippin' out my ice cold 52-ounce sugary soda right about now, I raise my huge, oversized styrofoam container in a big tolerant toast to your chosen lifestyle! Land of the Free, Baby.

http://www.politico.com/story/2013/01/michael-bloomberg-joe-biden-has-set-of-balls-86900.html
http://dailycaller.com/2013/01/28/mayor-bloomberg-look-at-the-ass-on-her/

"Best Looking Contraction in U.S. GDP You'll Ever See!" Only Partisan Ideologues Would Put a Positive Spin on the First Shrinkage of the U.S. Economy in Over 3 Years...

Normally a decrease in the U.S. GDP for a quarter year is pretty dire news (as was just announced today for Q4 2012).  Even by the rigid definition of economists, we're officially back in a "recession" if this GDP decline keeps up for another quarter in 2013...

But leftist democrat party loons didn't let truths like these get in their way, trying to put a good news spin on Tuesday's rotten GDP news (link below) while also trying to blame it on that idiot W Bush.  (So which is it, leftists: A positive thing for which your Obama deserves praise, or a bad thing for which W Bush deserves blame? Make up your so-called minds! But I digress...)

Ya know, as mentioned above, only a leftist or right-wing partisan ideologue freak would try to positively spin something like today's sick news -- leastways, so long as the president at the time had the same letter next to his name as said ideologue.  Creeps.

http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/dems-tout-claim-best-looking-contraction-us-gdp-youll-ever-see_698863.html

Rusic to the Eyes: Cancel Cali, Pencil in Eastern Europe, to My List of Locations to Get to Before I Sleep with the Fishes...

She's been known variously as Rita Rusic and Rita Cecchi Gori (and probably some other things), but methinks I'll just call her Lovely Rita... 

This week the curvy Croation singer, actress and producer was spotted in Miami Beach makin' most of the local little numbers look a bit inadequate.

And oh yeah -- you'd never guess her age.  But when you look like this broad, who gives a rat's ass about such things!?!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2269467/Rita-Rusic-puts-impressive-bikini-body-display-fails-stay-away-beach.html

"Bipartisan Group of Senators Unveils Immigration Reform Plan." Works For Me. So NOW Can We Get Serious About the Debt & Deficit?

Answer:  Who the hell am I kidding over here? Debt and deficit concern? Not when you have one party which couldn't care less about the issue, and another party which routinely gives the issue little more than scant lip service.

Maybe when the DC politicians' new issue of the month (immigration reform) has run its course, we can return to "gun control" for several more months?

Followed thereafter by a little gay marriage and birth control, perhaps?

Always with their slimy little fingers on the most pressing issues of the day, these leftists and right-wingers.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/white-house-embraces-principles-of-senate-immigration-reform-plan/2013/01/28/a539c44a-6974-11e2-ada3-d86a4806d5ee_story.html

Reports Greatly Exaggerated: Mickey Rourke Is NOT Dead!

(Link to hoax below).  Of course, the Mick's face passed away around 1993.  But I'm happy to report that the rest of his old carcass is still alive and kickin', baby!

http://dailycaller.com/2013/01/23/no-mickey-rourke-did-not-die-in-a-snowboarding-accident/

Report: American Interrogators Used "Sesame Street, Rap, Heavy Metal in Torture of Prisoners." But They Could've Done a Lot Better Than That!

The report this week (link below), from the always reliable and trustworthy Al-Jazeera news agency, claims that interrogators blasted Sesame Street and another annoying songs to torture prisoners in Iraq, Afghanistan and Guantanamo Bay...

But since many Sesame Street, rap and metal songs aren't at all annoying, methinks the effectivness of the torture would all depend on the selection of the particular play list. Here are ten songs/noise collections that I would personally select to really drive people out of their minds, if need be:

10. "Hail to the Chief":  A somewhat annoying tune to begin with, and that effect's only been sullied and intensified by what we've seen and had to experience rottenly over the past 13 years.

9. "Revolution 9" by The Beatles:  Especially if you're already somewhat mentally unhinged, then I'd wager that about two listens of this 8 minute-plus collage of weird sounds effects, chants, and wailing would officially send you straight to the nuthouse.

8. "You Had a Bad Day" from American Idol:  It would be the dictionary definition of "bad day": Being tortured by interrogators, coupled with having to listen to this sap song over and over at the same time.

7. "Love Is Blue" by Paul Mauriat:  This lovely but haunting old instrumental is OK to hear once, but I can certainly see how it would have a man fully deranged after several listens (see S2 Millennium episode entitled, "Room With No View"). Once every 20 years is about the most any common man could stand.

6. "Elmo's World Theme" from Sesame Street:  Bet this monstrosity was the #1 Sesame Street favorite of these interrogators.

5. "Sweet Caroline" by Neil Diamond:  For my money, the most overplayed and annoying karaoke song of all-time. Good torture never seemed so easy.

4. Just about any Rod Stewart song ever (except for "Young Turks"):  Hot Rod always had the look and the voice; too bad the material typically pulled up the rear.

3. Incessant Camera Shutter Sound Effect from ABC's "Scandal":  This constant camera noise on the show is even more tortuous than the motor-mouthed dialogue of all the actors (which is saying something). Watching this show is like taking a Special Forces course in torture resistance.

2. University of Kansas Fight Song, "I'm a Jayhawk":  Worst. Most Brutal. Fight Song. EVER.

1. "Gangham Style" by PSY:  I hated this one the first time I ever heard it. I can only imagine how demented and broken I would be after hearing it 10 or 20 more times.  Do me a favor and just toss me in the ol' Snake Pit right now.

http://kroq.cbslocal.com/2013/01/21/al-jazeera-explores-sesame-street-songs-as-instruments-of-torture/

Obama's Inauguration Occurs This Week, & I Was Totally Oblivious! And Why Are We Even Spending Money on This Event?

I get why we have big, costly inauguration events whenever a new president is first elected. I'm fine with that tradition. But how about going forward, we end it when it comes to presidents who have been reelected?

Especially when we're still facing awful economic times, stifling unemployment, and an ever-growing $16 trillion plus national debt (which itself is in no small part due to the pathetic fiscal efforts of our current president). If Obama was 1/1000th the "new," "transcending" and "transformational" figure that he held himself out as five years ago, then he would have arrived at and made, on his own, this same suggestion and conclusion that I'm now making regarding reelection inaugurations.

But apart from being arguably the most left-wing president in American history, what precisely about Obama from Day One has ever been new, transcending, transformational, original or different than any other garden-variety slimeball democrat party or gop-er politician or president whom we've seen before? I'd submit: Absolutely Nothing.

http://www.politico.com/story/2013/01/obama-on-offense-for-liberalism-86526.html?hp=l4

Leftists Now Looking to Ban Queen's "Another One Bites the Dust" For Its Myriad Gun References? Now THAT's Going Just a Bit Too Far...

"Steve walks warily down the street,
With the brim pulled way down low.
Ain't no sound but the sound of his feet,
Machine guns ready to go...
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
To the sound of the beat.
[CHORUS]
Another one bites the dust. Another one bites the dust.
And another one gone, and another one gone,
Another one bites the dust.
Hey, I'm gonna get you too.
Another one bites the dust!"

But let's calm down now: First off, the above headline is totally fabricated on my part. But would you really find it all that surprising these days, at this moment, if the leftists did try to lead a boycott or ban against such a song (perhaps with even some right-winger zealots joining them)? Methinks not...

Not when you have Obama running around like some sort of Dictator Light and threatening to foist more than twenty different executive orders upon us with "gun control" restraints.

On the substance of a fair amount of what Obama and the leftists 20 percenters propose on gun control, I really can't say I would have much of a problem...

But that's hardly the point: American presidents don't accomplish this sort of stuff with a slew of executive orders, which smacks of an authoritarian regime.

Just imagine if that idiot W Bush had tried to push at us a right-winger version of immigration reform by use of a couple dozen executive orders: The leftists would've been rioting in the damn streets! Hypocrites.

But enough already about "gun control," which is way down on my list of issues of pressing importance. Suffice it say, leftists: Just keep your damn slimy hands off my Freddie Mercury!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE

Right-Wingers, Leftists Conjure Up Nazis and Stalin in "Gun Control" Debate Over Overbearing Extremist Obama Versus Overbearing Extremist NRA...

Nazis and Stalin, uh? (Exemplar links below). And people wonder why I don't want any of these creeps on either extreme hanging around my "Rager's" saloon (as referenced Wednesday) and stinkin' up the joint with their rancid rhethoric and foul breath.

Regardless, after this week's Hitler/Stalin blasts, I'm now officially raising Rager's leftist/right-winger cover charge to TWENTY bucks at my joint just to get in the front door.

And just keep it up, you partisan fringe freaks, you: You're gonna price your sorry slimeball asses right out my joint, you skunks!

http://www.infowars.com/other-tyrants-who-have-used-children-as-props/
http://newsbusters.org/blogs/matthew-balan/2013/01/16/bob-schieffer-likens-obama-taking-gun-lobby-hunt-bin-laden-defeating-

"Conservative Restaurateur Charges Liberals $1 Surcharge on Drinks": Now THAT's an Idea! But What's Good for the Goofs Is Also Good for the Right-Wingers...

Story's from Utah (link below). I start by noting that the C-Word and the L-Word above are in quotes. I never use those words myself, since they're the terms the leftists and right-wingers have chosen for themselves, and they don't deserve the respect of being called their self-chosen monikers. But I digress...

This whole surcharge-on-the-leftists idea, I must admit, ain't half-bad. To set the bar:  Ya know, I've always wanted my own joint. I've heard before that there's nothing sweeter than sipping a drink inside a joint you can call your own. I'd call it "Rager's".

And if Rager's ever comes to fruition, I'm gonna borrow this Utah slimeball's idea -- although with an Independent twist: I think I'll institute a $10 buck per head cover charge for all loony leftist 20 percenters and all deranged right-wingers!

After all, I really don't want any of those partisan freaks near my joint, and it would be my right to slap their loudmouthed, group-thinkin' asses with a nice fat tax (leftists should appreciate that) for the honor of paying me to get f*cked up in my presence, with me there in person.

And as I borrow this Utah idea: Just look at this open-minded Independent over here! Willing to listen to and adopt ideas from all sides. Such a novel concept.

http://www.ksl.com/?sid=23737239&nid=148

"White House Readies 19 Executive Orders On Guns"; Right-Wingers Go Ape-Shit! Do We Even Have a National Debt Anymore?

'Course we do -- A big, stifling $16 trillion of it, and ever-growing.  Between talkin' about the hot broads and stupid crimes, I ain't gonna shut up about it.  And no manner of incessant focus on gun control, gay marriage, legalizing marijuana, free birth control and other such much-lower on the pecking order issues from these leftists and right-wingers is ever gonna stop me from talking about our terrible national debt and annual budget deficits.  Sorry Slimes. 

http://www.politico.com/story/2013/01/biden-guns-executive-actions-86187.html?hp=t1_3