Wednesday, February 6, 2013

"Smelly French Family" Given the Boot from Paris Museum When French Patrons Complain of the Awful Stench! But Wait a Damn Minute: FRENCH People Complaining About ANYONE's Stench?!?


This one represents a new low (link to story below) even by French standards. Sure, the French will surrender at the drop of a girlish-lookin' hat...

Sure, they're a bunch of snobs for no good reason, even when their greatest contribution to American culture comes in the form of fried strings of potatoes drenched in saturated fat.

And boy, they sure do stink on the whole (or so I've heard). Pepe Le Pew!

But now add to the list a new description of the French after this new incident at the Musee d'Orsay Museum in which French people actually fingered other French people for their putrid body odor!: Hypocrites.

At least us Kraut-Micks don't go around casting stones at others for getting all liquored up regularly, eating corn beef, cabbage and wiener schnitzel all the time, or blowing their stacks at the drop of a hat. Jeezal Peezal.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/france/9834828/Smelly-French-family-ordered-to-leave-Musee-dOrsay.html

7 comments:

  1. If it weren't for the Eiffel Tower, I wouldn't give a thought to visiting France someday....but I really, really want to climb that thing someday =) Here's to Someday!

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  2. I don't care for heights, and I'd be afraid of falling off the top like Lois Lane did. But as long as I didn't have to get near the edge/ledge of a particular level, I would probably be OK.

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  3. I wouldn't let ya fall!

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  4. But that's an old joint. There could be some rotten wood planks to fall through like in an old barn.

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  5. I guess that's a possibility. There's also a possibility of termites, and rust, and erosion, and hell freezing over =)

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  6. Well, I had already resolved to never again walk across the wood-planked Royal Gorge Bridge in Colorado, and now you have officially guar-an-damn-teed it!

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  7. WooHoo! You can do it, you can do it, Rager!

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