My, Aren't We Presumptuous, Inevitable, & Entitled: Hilary the Hoary Ordains That It's Still to be Decided What Hubby Bill's Title Will be When She's Elected President...

Hilary's title, in contrast, is largely set in stone. To wit: Hilary the Hoary I (i.e. the First of Her Name), illustrious and esteemed successor to His Lord Majesty King Nothing Obama. Make Way!

But what shall we call slimeball Bill?  Suggestion: Slick Willy should play off the ol' ball-and-chain's title for purposes of his own moniker, but keep it far shorter:  If she's the Hoary One, then he should be, simply put, Billy the Whorey.

Thus: Different meaning and word, but same pronunciation. Voters of the democrat party and gop-er party need that sort of simplicity to keep everything straight.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3524868/What-call-Bill-elected-decide-Hillary-says-presidential-husband-s-title-worked-out.html

No April Foolin': Forget Hilary the Hoary -- One of THESE Broads Should Be Elected the First Toots President!

Hilary hasn't had a figure remotely approaching any of these hot little numbers since her formative years in the Roaring Twenties.  Even if she did dance a mean Charleston back then (allegedly).

http://www.majorten.com/popular/21-women-who-struggled
http://video.foxnews.com/v/4800568397001/kennedy-hillarys-an-old-teabag-steeped-in-corrupt-politics/?#sp=show-clips

Anarchy in the U-Konn: "Parents in Easter Egg Hunt Ramgage; Adults Push Children to Ground, Steal Their Buckets" in Connecticut...

One four-year-old  was "left bloody" and "many toddlers were pushed into the mud" by the "marauding parents," according to the linked story.  Little surprise that a story replete with depraved anarchy, anger, violence, and madness would come from Connecticut -- the state that's seen repeatedly fit to elect old-fangled socialist grouch Bernie Sanders as its U.S. Senator.

Gets me thinking. Maybe I should usurp one of the more controversial ideas of the crazy, cartoonish gop-er frontrunner Trump and espouse building a wall instead along the Mississippi River to keep all the eastern leftists the hell away from all the rest of us? Then at least the kids on Easter could still be kids without the fear of a riot breaking out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TZ_9-rbslo
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3511343/Marauding-parents-Easter-Egg-hunt-rampage-control-adults-push-children-ground-steal-buckets-leave-one-four-year-old-bloody-chaotic-free-event.html

Big Doings in the democrat party Agenda:Hilary the Hoary "Pushes 'Area 51' Reveal."But Why Stop There?

While she's at it, Clinton ougtta go the whole nine yards and really add some meat to the democrat party platform for November.  I'm thinking along the lines of creating a new federal Department of Cryptozoology that could once and for all get to the bottom of that whole Bigfoot thing...

And maybe -- finally -- a blue ribbon federal panel (or at least a red ribbon one) to tackle the unsolved mystery of why extracted spiral notebook paper always seems to dump those white little chads all over the damn place (can I get a Racism, please?).

Or maybe a new federal committee to get at the heart of the obvious longstanding conspiracy to preserve the sperm of Joe McCarthy for future nefarious genetic experimentation (see Ted Cruz).

The possibilities are truly endless.  All we need is a frail, pallid old septuagenarian like Hilary to conjure 'em all up for us!

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/election/hillary-clinton-area-51-files-made-public-article-1.2577744

Thumbs Down?: "Three Women Pick Up Hitchhiker, Force Him to Have Sex"...

...You know, when Walkin' Joe Teasdale (pictured above with the late Jimmy Carter) traversed the State of Missouri by foot in 1976, I think maybe the guy was on to something. I wonder if a gang a' broads ever "forced" him into a foursome too?!?

Regardless, I'm thinking of giving this shit a try and hittin' the shoulders of I-70 once things warm up a little more. You may see me out there, ladies. Just look for the the guy with the sign reading, "Have Thumb, Will Bang Ya."

http://www.news.com.au/world/africa/three-women-forced-hitchhiker-to-have-sex-in-order-to-collect-his-sperm/news-story/f733fc544ad7b3d65bd379c81a87da5d

Super Dupe Old Poop: Hilary the Hoary Lays the Smackdown on Old-Fangled socialist Grouch Bernie Sanders on Tuesday. Makes Me Wonder...

In recent days we've seen the Sanders supporters pouring their efforts into organizing protests and disrupting crazy Trump ramblings (errr, rallies) for the general election. Well, you might've instead just wanted to spend a little of that time and focus on helping Bernie, ya know, actually win something on Tuesday night in the primary elections (rather than Bernie getting squash matched by the Hilary and democrat party Machine like a Long Island louse -- officially relegating the Feel of the "Bern" campaign to Brooklyn Battery Tunnel Toast).

But then again, few would ever accuse radical leftists like Sanders supporters (see, e.g., His Majesty King Nothing) of exactly being the brightest bulbs on the ol' Christmas tree. As long as they have a good park bench or street gutter to occupy, these angry acolytes seem as happy as Larry David tokin' the schwag during a bad Curb episode.

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/03/hillary-clinton-bernie-sanders-democrats-220793

Party Like It's 1984: Marco Rubio Wins D.C. gop-er Primary, Piling the Beltway On Top of Minnesota in His Treasure Trove of Campaign Wins!

District of Columbia and Minnesota.

My goodness would Fritz Mondale be proud!

And Nancy Reagan nostalgic.

The Robotic Waterboy sure has a certain sense of timing and repeat.