Just Have Them All Put to Sleep: Angry Georgetown Student Calls for All Members of the gop-er party to Be "Put To Death," Then Doubles Down on that Leftist Death Wish!

In the mind of partisan ideologues, the concept of violence is often a tolerable one just so long as we're talkin' violence aimed at people on the other extreme (errrr, side) of things... 

To wit -- this deranged exchange last week as Georgetown students blamed gop-ers for the recent increase in student loan interest rates (for which, BTW, both parties appear equally blameworthy), with one genius calling for all gop-ers to get whacked out:

-Demented Student (Big Bearded Lug above):  "I don't think I support anything the [gop-ers] do. I think all of them should probably be put to death."

-Somewhat Less Demented Student (Short Bearded Dork):  "That was a little harsh."

-Demented Student (Big Bearded Lug):  "No, it wasn't!!!"

My reaction: While I can't say that I'm a supporter of the euthanization of either the gop-ers or the democrat party, the country would certainly be greatly benefited if all of them would just go away. And I'm not about just tossing out ideas without a concrete plan for implementation over here...

Here in Kansas, we have vast expanses of unused prairie lands in the western half of the state, which I think may have the gop-er and democrat parties' names written all over them.

Round up these creeps of both ilks (starting with demented Georgetown assclown), I say, and put them all out to pasture right out there on the prairie. Having thought long and hard about it over the weekend, I think that's the most humane thing to do.

http://www.campusreform.org/blog/?ID=4836

This'll Teach 'Em to Celebrate the Fourth:Crazed Independence Day "Party Pooper" Allegedly "Pours Gas Near Kids, Flips Over Man in Wheelchair" in July 4 Florida Rampage!

I would suggest next time celebrating the 4th of July around this guy with something that doesn't make noise -- like sparklers or smoke bombs -- but the deranged-looking 72-year-old Richard Rice (pic above at the top/link below) apparently doesn't care how quiet the firework might be: He's still gonna come after ya! (Allegedly)

Grandpa Michael Jones says he and his grandchildren were just having a modest July 4 celebration at around 9:40 p.m. when nutty neighbor Rice showed up from next door with a big can of gasoline. And that's when the real fireworks started...

"Party's Over!", the frothing fireworks hater allegedly spouted. Rice then reportedly "dumped the fuel near Jones' grandchildren, who were holding sparklers."

When Jones tried to confront the maniacal holiday madman, he says Rice overturned Jones' wheelchair right out in the middle of the street.  And just to emphasize his point, Rice allegedly sprinkled some gasoline on the fallen Jones as well.  Thankfully no one was hurt (or set on fire) in the alleged demented incident.

Now Rice may have to spend some time stoking fires down at the local hoosegow, as cops have lit up Rice on a charge of abusing an elderly or disabled adult. So maybe Rice will be exchanging the gas can for the real can -- I'd call that a good trade for the lunatic lout (allegedly).

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/08/richard-rice-gas-kids-flips-over-wheelchair_n_3560876.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

C'mon People Now, Spy on Your Brother:Barry Milhous Obama Orders Federal Employees to Spy On & Report Each Other For "Suspicious" Activities! LOUT.

Says the late Tuesday report (link below):  "In an initiative aimed at rooting out future leakers and other security violators . . . Obama has ordered federal employees to report 'suspicious' actions of their colleagues based on behavioral profiling techniques that are not scientifically proven to work."  But who really cares if these tactics (called "the Insider Threat Program") are proven to work or not, right Barry? Since the only bad spying is no spying at all, no?

This foolishness apparently includes Obama's orders to federal employees to report and/or monitor fellow workers (1) who come to work early and/or work late (can't have that!), (2) who may be under stress in their personal lives (Oh the Humanity!), (3) who may face impending divorce and/or personal financial difficulties (damn pesky real life!), or (4) who may have something considered to be "unusual" or fishy in their lifestyles, attitudes and/or behaviors (My God, now I'll never get a government job!).  For good measure, employees who fail to spy on and make a report of their co-workers "face penalties and criminal charges."

Gosh, must be a great time to be a federal worker!  Spy on your friends, rat out your co-workers, and put them on report, or else we'll toss your ass in the hoosegow, ordains His Majesty!  CREEP.

I've frequently stated in this space that Obama along with W Bush is one of the two worst and most destructive presidents of my lifetime (and I'm old enough to have lived through the original Nixon as well as Carter) (BTW, I've often stated and repeated the Nixon-Obama comparison since 2009 -- long before the right-wingers absolutely stole my material earlier this year)... 

But despite my prior placement of W and Obama on equal planes of infamy, the individual we currently have as a president -- and I have no qualms in stating -- is truly disgusting. I'm this close (not quite there yet) to proclaiming Obama The Worst president of my lifetime, following some of his deplorable second-term behavior and scandals.

What I still can't understand to this day are the people who originally (and the many still today who) consider this individual to be some sort of transcending, almost Messiah-like figure. He sure as hell ain't that or anything even remotely similar.  Only three-and-a-half years left and counting down, now.  Thank God.

http://www.kansascity.com/2013/07/09/4336970/linchpin-for-obamas-plan-to-predict.html
http://www.mcclatchydc.com/2013/07/09/196211/linchpin-for-obamas-plan-to-predict.html#.UdzEBTviigZ

"It's Outrageous!" Long John Silver's "Big Catch Platter" Garners the Scorn of Leftist Nutrition Police, Wins Distinction of Being "Unhealthiest Restaurant Meal in America." Giddy-Up!

The tantalizing platter consists of a giant slab of fried fish (three times larger than LJS's normal-sized piece of fish), an order of greasy onion rings, some savory breaded shrimp, and some fried cornmeal hush puppies just for good measure. And the dish has certainly earned its notoriety, delivering stats like these:

-1,320 calories.
-3,700 milligrams of sodium.
-33 grams of trans fat (more than the leftists think you should have in two weeks).

"It's outrageous," crowed some leftist nutritionist at Harvard named Walter Willett, as he called for the FDA to ban any food having any trans fat. Ivy League leftists are the ones who know what's best for all of us simpleton flyover dumbskies, after all.

Meantime leftist advocacy group "Center for Science in the Public Interest" echoed its agreement, bestowing the "Worst Unhealthiest Meal" title on the platter last week.

Funny thing is: I'd never heard of this platter and probably wouldn't have if I hadn't seen the linked story where Willett and the CSPI are bitching about it. And I'd like to thank them both...

After seeing the story, I made a point over the weekend to get a Big Catch Platter down at my Kansas City-area LJS joint. And I gotta tell ya: Mmm, Mmm! Deee-licious!

Now don't'cha hate me too much, leftist 20 percenters: You should all be happy to know that I did use low-fat tartar sauce (nearly an entire bottle's worth) on that big giant fish fry.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/03/whats-in-a-big-catch-long-john-silver-worst-restaurant-meal_n_3536145.html?ir=Healthy+Living
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2354314/Move-Big-Mac-Long-John-Silvers-Big-Catch-platter-crowned-Americas-unhealthiest-restaurant-meal-containing-TWO-WEEKS-worth-fat-1-320-calories.html

After Being a Bit of a Debbie Downer & Grumpy Gus on Memorial Day, I Feel More Like Looking at Some Broads This Fourth of July Weekend...

And, taking a cue from that La Guardia worker dude this week, I'd like to load up some of these hot little numbers on the back of an airport stair car and drive it down Broadway in Kansas City as a float in this weekend's Independence Day parade.

Then, in the real spirit of the Holiday, I'd head that rig over to Kansas City's Independence Avenue and put on a bona fide rolling show for all the hoes, hobos and meth freaks down there.  Hell, it would be something new -- bet they'd appreciate it.

'Course, first I'd need to procure a stair car. Plus the broads. I'm thinkin' -- maybe next year.

At Least He Left the Baggage Tractor Behind:"La Guardia Airport Worker Drives Stair Car to Pizza Joint"!

Either it was a second-story pizza parlor or this worker was very, very famished. But there's now apparently quite the uproar in the Big Apple over this "lunchtime joyride" (link below/pics above), since it seems that operating stair cars on public roadways is not all-the-way legal for some reason.

And it begs the question for me -- why can't you take one of these stair rigs out on the open road? It looks like a pretty sturdy vehicle to me. I mean, unless you got a bunch of punks and broads runnin' around and playing grab-ass on the stairs or something, I see no reason for these cars to be illegal on the roads.

Besides, I see crap out on the street all the time that has less justification for being there than that stair car. I'm talking Smart Cars, Volts, skid steers, riding lawnmowers, golf carts, horse-drawn buggies, you name it. I've seen all those monstrosities on Kansas City thoroughfares in recent years.

So leave this worker alone, I say. He should receive no traffic citations nor workplace discipline. Especially if he brought some of that pie back and shared it with the co-workers.

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/step_ping_out_KrZzwLmm7yW4pxY6G46tDL

HATE: "26 Percent of Obama Supporters Believe tea party Is America's Top Terror Threat"! What Al Qaeda?

In my never-ending experience with leftist 20 percenters and deranged right-wingers basically hating anyone and everyone who's not one of them, I saw this absurd item in recent days: 26 percent of leftists consider tea partiers to be the biggest terrorist threat to the United States!

Never mind that I can't recall any tea party freak ever committing an act of terror. Never mind the sort of mass murder and destruction that Al Qaeda and radical Islam have shown themselves fully capable of perpetrating right here on American soil.

Nope. Forget that stuff. The real domestic threat to knock out some city buildings or to set off some dirty bombs are those damn pesky tea partiers!

Of course, the right-winger tea partiers are certainly many things (including largely irrelevant these days, bad spellers, etc.).  But a terror threat -- let alone Threat Numero Uno to the US -- is simply not among those things.

In short, only a hateful little moron would think otherwise. A blind man. A group-thinker. An embecile. A simple-minded sort. But if the shoe fits, right leftists?

http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/general_politics/june_2013/26_of_obama_supporters_view_tea_party_as_nation_s_top_terror_threat

GOOD GRIEF! Is This Really Necessary at Age 18? Not that I Imagine Anyone's Complaining Much...

That's 18-year-old "reality TV personality" Courtney Stodden, who just ratcheted up the ol' rack from a C-cup to a DD (which now puts Stodden in the same big fake balcony ballpark as Kim Kardashian, Dolly Parton and Anna Nicole Smith).

Fresh off her fake boobs surgery, Stodden in recent days made sure to prance around an LA shopping mall to show off those new freak-sized mammalian protuberances.

Right behind her all the while was Stodden's sick old man -- 53-year-old Doug Hutchinson, who somehow was able to legally marry Stodden when she was just 16. Which begs the question:

What's the more deranged -- A teenager married to someone 35 years older, or a teenager not believing she was already plenty well-endowed at C-cup size? I'll call it a tie.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2346024/Courtney-Stodden-18-shows-new-DD-chest-goes-shopping-husband-Doug-Hutchison-53.html

Russian President Putin Refuses U.S. Demand to Hand Over NSA Leaker Edward Snowden; Obama Administration Enraged & Embarrassed...

Comrade Vlad might want to take a step back, however, and realize just who the hell he's dealing with...

Obama may not be able to slap an IRS audit on a Ruski (damn pesky international borders), but getting put on Obama's outside-the-beltway Enemies List mostly assures that His Majesty's agents will find some way of getting at ya -- wherever you may be.

Putrid Putin should understand this as well as anyone, since it's basically the same way he runs his own Red Realm in Russia. Only difference there is, Putrid doesn't have to resort to IRS, Justice Department, or NSA subterfuge or dirty tactics if you disagree with the president. The Ruskis just toss your ass in the hoosegow ("gulag" no longer being P-C).

But aside from such trivial procedural distinctions, Putrid and Obama would actually appear to have much in common. Which is why I'm a bit surprised they haven't reached some slimy tit-for-tat to get Snowden back here...

Obama could give up another 1000 US nuclear warheads and the part of Alaska where the Palins live, for example, in exchange for Snowden's return. Anything not to have egg all over your face, right Barry? Better get crackin'.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/06/25/us-usa-security-putin-idUSBRE95O0VE20130625

Tokin' for the Tikes: "Marijuana Moms of Beverly Hills" Puff on the Tree, Say Pot "Makes Them Better Parents"!

Holy smokes. I guess that prescription marijuana thing ain't so hard to come by in Cali, at least not for this group of moms who say drawin' dro out the bong "helps them get through a day" of having to "cope with the daily strains of motherhood and running a household."

"It's just a plant," says 37-year-old group member January Thomas (the blonde pictured above, along with fiancee Henry Hemp -- you just can't make this stuff up). In one darling photo above, Thomas and Hemp read Thomas' daughter a "cannabis themed story book" entitled, "Mommy's Funny Medicine." I guess Drat in the Hat wasn't available.

Some of these moms reportedly liken their habit of lightin' up the la la at least "five times a day" to moms who popped "mother's little helper" Valium pills in the 1960s -- just like the old song goes.

And I can definitely see the pato positives that might inure to these moms' boring ol' everyday routines. For example:

-Mom sits down to watch TV with the kid, giggles through and enjoys the old cartoon "Scooby Doobie Doo" just as much as the child.

-Mom and youngster share a mid-afternoon snack, with a stick of Laughy Taffy for the tot and a jib of Wacky Tobaccy for Mom.

-Tike gets hot at Mom, calls her a fat-ass; but mom diffuses the situation by entertaining the brat with the sight of a real fatty.

-Mom and lad inspire a neighborhood sensation and go viral on YouTube with their newly contrived children's game, Ring Around the Reggie.

-Mom garners special appreciation from the youth by convincing it that Mrs. Grass Chicken Noodle Soup is really homemade.

-Mom and baby take up a shared hobby, tending a backyard groovy garden where onions are the only cash crop and weed-killer is the only no-no.

-Hydro hijinks have never been so fun, as toddler and Mom hit the driveway to simultaneously blow bubbles out of more pipes than one.

-Mom and swaddler start a new tradition on the block with an annual "Hog Leg Days" celebration, complete with Brady Bunch-style three-legged races, a $420 raffle, and free brownies for one and all.

http://www.opposingviews.com/i/society/marijuana-moms-beverly-hills-smoke-weed-deal-parenting
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2343868/The-Marijuana-Moms-Beverly-Hills-say-taking-drugs-makes-better-parents.html

Food Critic Fiend: Florida Mama Doesn't Care for Young Daughter's Oatmeal Recipe, Allegedly Shoots Daughter with a Damn Taser Gun!

Imagine being a Denny's short order cook and having this broad show up at the joint? She's 34-year-old Melissa Neale of Orlando (pictured above), and a report from last week makes it clear that you had better not screw up this woman's breakfast. Lest you'd like her to serve up plenty of pain for payment (allegedly)...

A witness (Mama's friend) says Mama's young daughter was just trying to scare up some oatmeal for Mama's morning eats before the "botched breakfast" went shockingly bad. Mama reportedly didn't care for daughter's culinary efforts that morning and, after taking a taste not to her liking, allegedly grabbed her purse and whipped out a big stun gun!

The pursuit was on from there, says the witness, with Mama chasing daughter all around the kitchen before finally "cornering the girl" and tasering her right in the knee cap -- which allegedly sent the girl screaming to the floor in pain.

But, as with most stories of this kind, Mama has a defense. A two-pronged one, in fact.  First Mama says the taser wasn't even turned on and that she merely "touched" daughter with it while the two were "playing" around...

But that still leaves daughter's damn pesky knee bruises. On that front, Mama says the bruising is not from a taser wound, but instead happened when Mama was merely giving daughter a good "paddling with a spoon" on a separate recent occasion.

So there you have it. Mama may be an admitted child abusing lout, but -- damn it -- that taser gun had nothing to do with it!

Now Mama and her alleged frothing food critic antics may have to take their breakfasts down at the hoosegow for awhile, since Mama's been arrested on child abuse charges. To all the lady cons down there in the stir garnering grub hall duty: Wear knee pads.

http://www.wftv.com/news/news/local/orange-co-mom-accused-hitting-child-stun-gun-over-/nYLdb/
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2343159/Woman-arrested-disciplining-child-STUN-GUN.html

Kate Update: She's Actually Still Alive! Must've Been a Slow Day for the Paparazzi, But Kate Gosselin Still Sports a Nice Rack & Ass...

I thought maybe she was dead. There was a time in recent years when the paparazzi chased Kate and her 8 wherever they went. But I haven't seen anything about this broad in ages.

That changed in the past week when the UK Daily Mail ran the above pics of the 38-year-old Gosselin venturing out for a "rare one-on-one grocery shopping trip" (an item dripping with obvious newsworthiness) with one of the sextuplet brood (does the name really matter?).

And while Kate (sans any makeup) did "appear to be a bit worn out," she's still quite the hittable (if always ultra-high maintenance) MILF.

And betcha she looked so worn only because it was like the first time in 3 years that any pap has stuck a camera in her mush. After all, why do the mask if no one covers the task? Slap some makeup and a bikini on this little dish next time!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2339294/Kate-Gosselins-daughter-Hannah-gets-rare-one-time-shopping-groceries.html

"Show Us Your Wiener!" Hecklers Pound Anthony's Weiner at Brooklyn Gay Pride Parade...

BTW, "Show Us Your Wiener"??? Disgraced Congressman and new NYC mayoral candidate Anthony's Weiner has already been there, done that, of course. Do not encourage this prick.

Anthony's Weiner also faced chants of "WEIN-ERRR, WEIN-ERRR" and catcalls of "Send Me a Text" at the event last week.

To his credit, Weiner showed its lasting power by not pulling out of the parade, even despite the heckling.

This latest parade incident follows a recent steady stream of hecklers at just about any event that Weiner pops up at.

But as Weiner continues to hog the headlines locally, his poll has been rising, and methinks he has as good of a chance as anyone to be the Big Apple's next mayor. Word to the wise: Don't discount this dick.

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/brooklyn/weiner_gets_heck_pRPU8FO5dWtFFGd4s13rxM

ANOTHER US Military Incursion: "Obama Decides to Supply Military Support to Syrian Rebels." Leftist Hypocrites Everywhere Remain Largely Silent Since the Current Pres Has a "D" Next to His Name. You leftist & gop-er Slimes...

These absolute Slimes on the left and right will defend ANYTHING if the president has the right letter next to his name, and will protest and go ape-shit in the streets on ANYTHING if the president has the wrong letter next to his name.
H-Y-P-O-C-R-I-T-E-S.

During my more than 4 decades on this planet now, there is only one inescapable conclusion: To be a leftist or a right-winger, and/or to be a democrat party or a gop-er partisan, is to be something less than a real human being -- something less than a real man or a meaningful woman...

It's the equivalent of being a well-trained dog. It's being one who blindly accepted the world view foisted upon him/her by the parents or peers during the tender and teenage years...

It's being a group-thinker. A follower. A zombie, like so many Walking Dead biters. It goes something like this...

"OK, there are gross invasions of Americans' privacy being perpetrated by the NSA -- remind me who the president is? OK, NOW I KNOW what my position is!"

"OK, so I hear that America is about to stick its military snout in another country somewhere (Syria) -- let me think for a second who the president is. Alright, NOW I KNOW where I stand!"

You leftist 20 percenter and right-winger slimes. I admit that I can't stop you, or even hope to to contain you. I can only promise you to make sure that you CREEPS will never get close to the handful of people on this planet that I care about. Just try me sometime. Really Though.  I'm Beggin' Ya Over Here!

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-250_162-57589252/u.s.-syria-used-chemical-weapons-crossing-red-line/

"Minnesota High School Cheerleader Charged With Pimping Out 16-Year-Old Female Teammate"! Where Was This Pom Pom Pimp Broad When I Was in High School?!?

The sick little number (18-year-old Montia Parker/mug above) could've signed me up for that gig faster than you can shout, "Ready, OK!"

(Presuming, that is, that Parker needed to add a gigolo to her hookin' stable).

I was always looking for a quick big buck back in the day. Damn pesky $3.35 minimum wage.

So first it was all these MILF teachers who bang the dude students, and now we gots high school pimp dames. I definitely was born into the wrong era.

http://news.yahoo.com/minnesota-high-school-cheerleader-charged-pimping-teammate-133620967.html

Will Michelle Obama & Mayor Bloomberg Stand for THIS? Dunkin' Donuts Offers New Sandwich Consisting of a Fatty Glazed Donut, a Fried Egg & Some Greasy Bacon!

This chain of donut joints may want to leave it at that, truth be told. Because last I checked, Dunkin' Donuts is still allowed to do business in the Big Apple and DC. And it's always wise to leave sleeping leftists lie. (SOMEONE wants a nice IRS Audit over there!)

'Course, if Dunkin' Donuts really wants to light a leftist fire, I gots some suggestions over here for additional new sandwich items (in no particular order):

-"Lard Lover's Delight on Licorice." (Choice of red or black, and I'm not talking about the licorice).

-"The Manhole": A dozen scrambled eggs flattened like a roadway, topped and inundated with a seemingly bottomless circle of Nestle's chocolate syrup.

-"Hubba Bubba, No Trubba": Bubble gum-tasting goo packed into a plus-sized chocolate-chip pancake.

-"The Polish Bearclaw": You'll forget you're eatin' bear the second you bite into that giant sausage inert.

-"The Smelly Jelly":  Who'd have dreamed it, as grilled scallops and mussels find their way into an old fashioned stuffed grape jam donut.

-"The Worcester Windbreaker":  Channel your inner Brit with an over-sized English muffin smothered with a healthy heap a' quail eggs and a pound of pork'n'beans.

-"Long John Liver":  Generous portions of chicken and cow livers barely beneath your chocolate frosting!

-"The Banana Spit":  Need to get your a.m. nicotine fiend fix on? We've got ya covered with a lot more than just bananas in your morning muffin.

-"The Preggers Po' Boy": You need not be Kim Kardashian to feast on a deep fried dill pickle wrapped in a blanket.

-"My Kraut-Mick Friend":  Buttered cabbage and taters wrapped inside a savory apple strudel. You won't know what hit 'cha!



http://www.latimes.com/business/money/la-fi-mo-dunkin-donuts-bacon-breakfast-sandwich-20130603,0,7746769.story

Canadian Convenience Store Joints Offer Pizza Spaghetti Slush Beverages: Mmm, Mmm.Road Trip!

The "Pizza-Ghetti" slushies are the creation of the Couche-Tard convenience store chain in Quebec.  And while I may not speak French ("sloche!"), I need to get my ass up there...

Maybe even stay awhile. Canada has a lot to offer. Cool climate. Lots of space. Easy-to-spot cops. No gop-er or democrat party. In fact, by all accounts, the Canadian economy's been chuggin' along in recent years, while the Yanks to the south just continue to sputter.

Little wonder, too. When you have entrepreneurial innovation run amok, such as the Pizza-Ghetti slurpee. My only question is whether that quaint little dispenser spews the sludge out hot or cold?

But alas, does it matter? I can go Chef Boyardee hot or The Wiggles "cold spaghetti" cold. I couldn't give a rat's ass. Just give me a ticket for an aeroplane!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/04/pizzaghetti-sloche_n_3380688.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news&ir=Weird%20News

Report: "'She's an Uncaring, Mean-Spirited Person'; Ann Curry Branded 'Neighbor From Hell'" in Her $2.9m Manhattan Joint! Damn, I Feel Likes I Never Even Knew This Broad...

Never knew she had such a nice rack.

Never knew she was married to Gary Busey.

And to think they went with lightweight flunky partisan advocate Matt Lauer over her!

Who runs these Network News outfits anyway -- King Joffrey?



http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2013/05/oh-really-ann-curry-is-a-mean-spirited-bixch-tell-neighbors/
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2332720/Shes-uncaring-mean-spirited-person-Ann-Curry-branded-neighbor-hell.html