Friday, July 5, 2013

After Being a Bit of a Debbie Downer & Grumpy Gus on Memorial Day, I Feel More Like Looking at Some Broads This Fourth of July Weekend...














And, taking a cue from that La Guardia worker dude this week, I'd like to load up some of these hot little numbers on the back of an airport stair car and drive it down Broadway in Kansas City as a float in this weekend's Independence Day parade.

Then, in the real spirit of the Holiday, I'd head that rig over to Kansas City's Independence Avenue and put on a bona fide rolling show for all the hoes, hobos and meth freaks down there.  Hell, it would be something new -- bet they'd appreciate it.

'Course, first I'd need to procure a stair car. Plus the broads. I'm thinkin' -- maybe next year.