Friday, June 21, 2013

Food Critic Fiend: Florida Mama Doesn't Care for Young Daughter's Oatmeal Recipe, Allegedly Shoots Daughter with a Damn Taser Gun!



Imagine being a Denny's short order cook and having this broad show up at the joint? She's 34-year-old Melissa Neale of Orlando (pictured above), and a report from last week makes it clear that you had better not screw up this woman's breakfast. Lest you'd like her to serve up plenty of pain for payment (allegedly)...

A witness (Mama's friend) says Mama's young daughter was just trying to scare up some oatmeal for Mama's morning eats before the "botched breakfast" went shockingly bad. Mama reportedly didn't care for daughter's culinary efforts that morning and, after taking a taste not to her liking, allegedly grabbed her purse and whipped out a big stun gun!

The pursuit was on from there, says the witness, with Mama chasing daughter all around the kitchen before finally "cornering the girl" and tasering her right in the knee cap -- which allegedly sent the girl screaming to the floor in pain.

But, as with most stories of this kind, Mama has a defense. A two-pronged one, in fact.  First Mama says the taser wasn't even turned on and that she merely "touched" daughter with it while the two were "playing" around...

But that still leaves daughter's damn pesky knee bruises. On that front, Mama says the bruising is not from a taser wound, but instead happened when Mama was merely giving daughter a good "paddling with a spoon" on a separate recent occasion.

So there you have it. Mama may be an admitted child abusing lout, but -- damn it -- that taser gun had nothing to do with it!

Now Mama and her alleged frothing food critic antics may have to take their breakfasts down at the hoosegow for awhile, since Mama's been arrested on child abuse charges. To all the lady cons down there in the stir garnering grub hall duty: Wear knee pads.

http://www.wftv.com/news/news/local/orange-co-mom-accused-hitting-child-stun-gun-over-/nYLdb/
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2343159/Woman-arrested-disciplining-child-STUN-GUN.html