Friday, June 28, 2013

GOOD GRIEF! Is This Really Necessary at Age 18? Not that I Imagine Anyone's Complaining Much...














That's 18-year-old "reality TV personality" Courtney Stodden, who just ratcheted up the ol' rack from a C-cup to a DD (which now puts Stodden in the same big fake balcony ballpark as Kim Kardashian, Dolly Parton and Anna Nicole Smith).

Fresh off her fake boobs surgery, Stodden in recent days made sure to prance around an LA shopping mall to show off those new freak-sized mammalian protuberances.

Right behind her all the while was Stodden's sick old man -- 53-year-old Doug Hutchinson, who somehow was able to legally marry Stodden when she was just 16. Which begs the question:

What's the more deranged -- A teenager married to someone 35 years older, or a teenager not believing she was already plenty well-endowed at C-cup size? I'll call it a tie.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2346024/Courtney-Stodden-18-shows-new-DD-chest-goes-shopping-husband-Doug-Hutchison-53.html