Nine Myths Debunked From Past Day's News: Jon Huntsman; Jackass Ebert; Simona Halep; Gladiators; Obama; Pantie Vault; Minor Milk Run; "Amish Pervert"

From the past day's headlines: Here's the truth, with all fiction revealed:

1. Jon "Spiderman" Huntsman: To debunk the biggest myth yet his week, this new GOP presidential candidate is not exciting or interesting at all to many Independents, including me. I'm interested in (but do not anticipate seeing) a candidate of conviction, character, courage and action devoted to reigning in our stifling $14.3 trillion national debt. I'm not interested in some mush-mouth "moderate" who promises to play nice with Obama -- a truly awful president who couldn't care less about the national debt and the impending economic ruin of the formerly American system.

["Moderates," BTW, are little different from partisan ideologues: They reach viewpoints for the sake of those viewpoints aligning in a particular place in the political spectrum on a nice little totem pole. There is nothing "Independent" about a self-described "moderate". A truly independent-minded person lets his particular views come out wherever they may and doesn't give a rat's ass where that happens to be or who gives a damn about it.]

I'm also not too interested in candidates who once referred to the aforementioned Obama (one of the two worst and most destructive presidents of my lifetime, along with W Bush) as "remarkable." If this Huntsman doesn't have an adjective vocabulary behind that of Missouri football coach Gary Pinkel (who spouts a "remarkable" every other sentence) and (moreover) actually thinks anything Obama's ever done is "remarkable," then he's dumber than the combined IQ's of Joe Biden and W Bush, which is about 27 on a good day.

Similarly, I'm not interested in hearing "civility" preachings from a candidate (Huntsman) who would be going against one of the most uncivil presidents whom I can recall in terms of his rhetoric -- Obama. In 2012, Obama and his fellow leftists 20 percenters are going to go after whomever the republic partisan nominee is (whether Huntsman or otherwise) with every dirty trick, every ounce of rotten, lying and disingenuous rhetoric, and every example of non-civil behavior imaginable.

Why in the hell would anyone ever want to be "civil" to those people (yes, I said those people)? Take the bastards on directly, lest you want to lose. And Huntsman has loser (not to mention DC establishment) written all over him. Maybe that's why the left-slanted "mainstream" media (apparently smelling another John McCain) seem so captivated by Huntsman. Just don't count this Independent among them.

http://www.mcclatchydc.com/2011/06/21/116178/jon-huntsman-to-announce-presidential.html

2. Jackass Ebert: Ebert's tweet that "friends don't let jackasses drink and drive" was funny, even if you think it was in bad taste or "too soon." The movie critic made the Tweet following "Jackass" star Ryan Dunn's fatal (and reportedly drunken) car accident -- before which Dunn had tweeted out a photo of him and his friends drinking in a bar.

http://www.people.com/people/news/category/0,,personsTax:RogerEbert,00.html

3. Simona Halep: Sometimes downsizing your breasts can actually be a good thing (even if it is often inadvisable, in my opinion). Just ask 19-year-old Romanian tennis player Simona Halep, whose effectiveness on the court seems to have improved after she scaled back her rack.

http://nation.foxnews.com/culture/2011/06/21/breast-reduction-helps-tennis-star-enjoy-wimbledon-win

4. Gladiators: There may be no rules in a knife fight, but there were referees in ancient gladiatorial fights to the death -- even if such Hollywood films and TV series as Gladiator and Spartacus: Blood and Sand don't show any refs.

A newly deciphered gravestone from a Roman gladiator blames a ref's decision for the gladiator's death in "the Arena" -- likely making it the first time in recorded history that a sports loser whined about the refs. "You Cannot Be Serious!," proclaims Britain's Daily Mail. (And watch out behind ya, Boys, because Theokoles rises!)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2006161/Roman-gladiators-gravestone-blames-poor-refereeing-losing-key-battle-life.html

5. Obama: It's a complete myth that I disagree with leftist 20 percenter Obama 100% of the time; rather, it's only about 99% of the time. Case in point: Obama is to announce today his plan to withdraw 10,000 "surge" troops from Afghanistan by the end of 2011 and 33,000 troops by the end of 2012. I couldn't be more supportive.

However, while this makes for good popular rhetoric for Obama, I'll actually believe it's anything other than mere lip service when I actually see all those troops come home. I ain't holdin' my breath over here. You see, Obama spouts all kinds of lofty rhetoric and rarely backs any of it up (although, that's most typically a good thing, truth be told).

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0611/57448.html

6. Pantie Vault: If a woman is discovered with a cop car license plate down her panties, then it's probably not there merely for safekeeping. A woman in New York says she was just "holding it for the cops" after the license plate "fell off" the police car, but the cops ain't buying that story. Woman's charged with possession of stolen property and larceny.

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/brooklyn/funny_stuff_by_cop_plate_thief_3UM77ir2sT3qHCRMt56r8L

7. Minor Milk Run: It's actually not cool to send your 5-year-old on a mile-long walk to get milk at the local 7-Eleven and then pass out before the tike can even get home with the goods. Cops in Charleston, West Virginia, busted Mama's ass for child neglect.

http://www.dailymail.com/policebrfs/201106210508

8. "Amish Pervert": Contrary to what may be popular belief, if you try to have sex with a 12-year-old girl, it's actually not a defense to claim you thought the girl was 13. And it really doesn't matter (either) if you happen to be Amish, or that you drove your horse-drawn buggy so that you could meet the girl and get it on inside said buggy (allegedly).

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2006492/Amish-sexting-pervert-busted-driving-horse-buggy-meet-12-year-old-girl.html

9. The Number Inside My Head Between 1 and 10: Someone guessed 6 over the past day. WRONG! It's actually 9. Turn that six upside down. (And turn that smile into an uncivil sneer -- Rager says you'll feel much better as a result in this day and age -- Jon Huntsman notwithstanding).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Revolution_9#Backmasking

Who Says Anthony's Weiner & Wife Huma's Weiner Couldn't Get Into Porn? Another Former Hillary Clinton Staffer Already Has...

There's been much discussion in this space recently speculating how Anthony's Weiner is going to make a buck now that he's pulled out of Congress -- especially given that he has no particular talent apart from being an obnoxious partisan loudmouth. I dismissed very quickly the notion that he might simply take the Weiner into porn, since I found it hard to believe that his wife (and Hillary Clinton staffer) Huma's Weiner would ever allow that.

The retort, however, was: Why couldn't Huma's Weiner join Anthony's Weiner in the porn industry, much like a political world's version of Evan Seinfeld and Tera Patrick? But I had a similar reaction to that one: A high-level political operative getting into porn? That would be virtually unprecedented...

Until now, leastways. With the same perfect timing exhibited by the democrat party's calls last week for Anthony's Weiner to shrink out of sight, the story comes out this week that a different former Hillary Clinton staffer named Sammie Spades (the blonde pictured variously above) is now a porn star. You just can't make this stuff up.

Spades worked for Clinton in 2006 before reportedly "swapping the pantsuit for panties and a career in porn." But while her "assets" may "include a 32DD bust and 26-inch waist," just take a look above at this broad. Seems to me to be proof positive that just about anyone can get into porn nowadays:

The last time I saw a nose like that, it was trotting around the bridle path. Message to Ms. Spades: Babs Streisand called; she says you can keep the hair, but she wants her mush back. I mean, if this dame walked into a Kentucky shithouse, even the flies would flee.

But all that aside, one cannot take away from Ms. Spades that her porn career has taken off faster than an Obama weekend getaway. Here are ten of her top porn titles thus far (alphabetized) -- limited to only titles that are repeatable in a family blog such as this one:

1. Big Butts Like It Big 8 (co-starring James Deen)
2. Bomb Ass White Booty 13 (co-starring Wesley Pipes)
3. Busty Nurses (co-starring Pat Myne)
4. CEOs and Office Ho's
5. Fresh Squeeze 2 (co-starring Mark Wood)
6. Internal Injections 7 (co-starring Alex Gonz)
7. I Love Ass Cheeks 4 (co-starring John Strong)
8. She Is Half My Age 12 (co-starring Joe Blow)
9. Sperm Receptacles 5 (co-starring Jessica Bangkok)
10. White Bubble Butts 4 (co-starring Mr. Pipes, Ice Cold, and Rico Strong, the apparent brother of John)

So I say go for it, Anthony & Huma's Weiner! You need to pounce while your five minutes of fame is still continuing to run. Don't do a Lewinsky and completely blow your opportunity, over there.

http://nation.foxnews.com/hillary-clinton/2011/06/20/porn-star-i-used-be-clinton-intern
http://www.sunnewsnetwork.ca/sunnews/world/archives/2011/06/20110620-135549.html
http://www.tmz.com/2011/06/20/hillary-clinton-porn-star-intern-sammie-spades-senator-secretary-of-state/

Leftist 20 Percenters Go Ape: Obama Appears to Steal Line from Mob Movie; Media Ignores Key Pentagon Suspect Fact; & NBC Butchers the Pledge...

Actually, that Obama apparently stole a talking point from the script of the mob movie Casino is kind of funny to me. But not so much the other oddball behavior of the leftist 20 percenters over the weekend, as (1) virtually every "mainstream" news outlet ignored the basic core fact of the Pentagon suspect story that the guy was a Muslim and (2) NBC allowed its leftist 20 percenter political agenda to even creep into its sports coverage, intentionally editing the words "under God" from the Pledge of Allegiance during the U.S. Open golf tournament.

What's Next? That He'll Make Gadhafi An Offer He Can't Refuse?

This one I don't view as that big deal of a deal. It's more entertaining than anything. Listening to the radio Monday morning, I was struck by a weekend interview quote from Obama. On Father's Day, with the "mainstream" media playing up what a wonderful old man Obama is, Obama took the opportunity to talk about how once a day, he drops everything so that he can spend a little quality time with his two daughters:

"At 6:30, no matter how busy I am, for an hour and a half, my only focus is them."

You see, I'm a bit of a gangster film buff. Just one of my quirks. So I immediately recognized Obama's line as being eerily similar to a line spouted by Robert De Niro with respect to Joe Pesci's crazy gangster character "Nicky Santoro" in the film Casino. Said Nicky in the movie:

"But around 6:30 in the morning, when he finished his day, no matter where he was or what he was doing, he always went home to make breakfast for his son, Nicky boy."

Judge for yourself. All I know is, if Obama starts dropping "forgetaboutits" and claiming that he's responsible for "whacking out" Bin Laden, then we're going to have a bona fide pattern on our hands.

He Was "Everything BUT a Muslim"

You may have seen the weekend story about some slime named Yonathan Melaku who was allegedly slinking around Arlington Cemetery with "suspicious materials" while his red Nissan (pictured above) parked near the Pentagon set off a "major incident." Reportedly Fox News was one of the very few -- if only -- major news outlets to report a basic, fundamental fact about the story, i.e. that Melaku is Muslim.

But the "mainstream" media did go out of its way to describe Melaku in every other way possible. The descriptions included, "Marine Lance Corporal," a "Marine Reservist," and "Ethiopian," and (the obligatory) "Lone Wolf." And if now they'll just let me know what Melaku had for breakfast that day, I'll die a happy man. (That from Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid -- I give attribution to the movie lines from which I steal).

It's also been reported that Melaku was carrying around a "notebook praising the Taliban." So this does not appear to be the sort of guy whom I would exactly characterize as your typical, non-violent, non-fundamentalist Muslim.

What if Melaku had been some sort of Christian fundamentalist and right-wing extremist? You can be darn sure the "mainstream" media would have not only reported that fact, but would have played it up to the hilt.

And I would have fully expected them to do so. I would want to know those facts, same I want to know if the suspect in a potential terror incident is a Muslim carrying around radical Islamic writings or materials. But obviously that's just a little too much to expect from the "mainstream" media.

You're Allowed to THINK God, But Don't SAY It!

This one gets the award for the just plain petty and chickenshit move of the weekend by the "mainstream" media. NBC purposefully edited out the words "Under God" from the Pledge of Allegiance during the U.S. Open.

To NBC, I have only five words: God, God, God -- God, God! The network, BTW, has today offered the typical non-apology apology over the whole matter ("We apologize if anyone was offended").

But none of this comes as a real surprise from the most far-leftist "mainstream" news outlet in the United States. I fully expect to surf past MSNBC tonight and see a story calling news of the latest fall of the American dollar "highly unexpected," complete with a dollar bill graphic that just says "We Trust" on the face of the bill.

Then next up on the MSNBC evening show lineup will be something they call the "OM" (formerly "OMG") segment, featuring our illustrious president. Tonight's OM feature will highlight how, [CENSORED] damn it, Obama always breaks away from anything he's doing at 6:30 to have a meal with his kids. Don't Obama and these "mainstream" news outlets owe Scorsese a royalty or something? (Although they certainly owe nothing to God).

http://abcnews.go.com/ThisWeek/week-transcript-sen-john-mccain/story?id=13869543

http://www.hark.com/clips/wctccbzlyk-when-he-finished-his-day

http://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/brent-baker/2011/06/17/abc-terrorist-suspect-everything-muslim-marine-lance-corporal-marine-re

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2004750/Man-suspicious-device-detained-Pentagon.html?ITO=1490

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2011/06/19/nbc-apologizes-for-omitting-under-god-from-pledge-during-us-open-broadcast/?test=latestnews

So a Leftist 20 Percenter and a Bunch of Normal People Get on a Train Together...

One of the very few good things about leftist 20 percenters is that they are generally very predictable in their behavior (same as the right-wingers). They rarely depart from tried-but-cruel mannerisms, talking points and viewpoints with respect to the people and world around them.

Case in point -- according to accounts this week and a YouTube video capturing most of the events on a New York City train (link at bottom):

-The woman (pictured above) got on the train and started "talking loudly to a friend, allegedly using profanities."

-One of the train's conductors tells the woman "to keep the noise down and to stop using swear words."

-The woman denies her own obvious behavior and goes ballistic at the notion of anyone having the gall to challenge her for acting inappropriately: "I was not cursing, excuse me, do you know what schools I've been to?"

-As two of the train conductors talk among themselves, the woman again interjects: "I'm sorry, do you think I'm a little hoodlum?"

-As the conductors and passengers persist in failing to realize the woman's obviously high intellect and exemplary education, the woman again reminds them: "Excuse me? Do you know well-educated I am?"

-The moronic masses on the train still not getting the message, the woman has finally had enough: "Stop the train! Stop the train!"

-"Getting ever more worked up, the woman demands her money back and says she'll never give Metro-North her money ever again."

-At that, the rest of the train erupts in applause and gives the woman a standing ovation. [OK, I made that part up.]

-One of the conductors suggests that the woman take her gripes to customer service.

-As the woman departs the train in a huff, she fires off one last closing salvo calculated as a final-ditch effort to persuade everyone around her just how highly educated and smart she really is:

-"No do not tell me to go to customer service. I am not a crazy person. I am a very well-educated person!"

-The woman now gone, one of the train's conductors makes an announcement exhibiting the wise understanding that oftentimes, the best way to deal with a leftist 20 percenter is just to laugh at him/her (and boy they hate it when you do that, BTW):

-The announcement requests that passengers not use profanity on the train, "especially those people who went to Harvard or Yale."

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2004479/Stressed-commuter-goes-nuts-told-voice-down.html

Beach Bum Hobo Celebrates Birthday By Downing TWO CASES of BEER & Raising Mega "Ruckus" at the Beach; But Later Concedes He Had a FEW Too Many!

Now this was some power drinking. Forty-eight damn beers in all! But at least the vagabond was quick to admit that (in retrospect) he should have cut it off at thirty-eight!

Cops in Hudson Beach, Florida, say the vagrant was just looking to celebrate his 58th birthday in style this week. And what better way for James Taylor (pictured above; apparently not the famous singer-songwriter) to pull off that plan than by pounding almost fifty cans of beer?!?

While putting away four dozen cans of beer would (literally) kill a lot of lesser men, this plastered beach bum really knows how to hold his liquor. At least until the "ruckus" broke out -- "such a ruckus that he scared a woman and her young grandchildren" at a local public beach. Now, I will describe the ruckus, Sir:

In addition to letting the expletives fly, Taylor allegedly went Anthony's Weiner and showed everyone his tallywhacker and then -- with Willie Johnson already out the box -- used the open opportunity to take a piss right there "in the middle of the sand."

All the while, he reportedly "continued to shout profanities" at the horrified onlookers. Cops had already run this trashed tramp off the beach once that day, and this time they returned and slapped the ol' cuffs on the blitzed beachcomber.

Taylor's admission to cops that he had just sloshed down 48 beers drew a sharp rebuke from one deputy, who proceeded to give the plastered panhandler a "stern lecture" about the dangers of alcohol over-consumption and the rudeness of shouting obscenities at innocent folk.

And Taylor was not without regret, truth be told. He reportedly admitted to cops he had "had about 10 beers too many" during his little impromptu birthday ruckus.

The next time this hammered hermit wants to get his drink on, he may have to buck up to Red the Freezer Fixer. That after cops busted Taylor on charges of raisin' a ruckus and disorderly intoxication in a public place.

So far unable to raise his $100 bail, this boozin' bum has already traded in the flophouse for the ice house, reportedly. And James Taylor may be coolin' off in the cooler and seeing a lot more Rain Than Fire for some time to come.

I say that only because my best guess is that this Hard-Drinkin' Hobo likely spent every last nickel in his bindle stick on that dee-luxe birthday beach bash the other night. Putting all one's eggs in one bindle can be a bitch, I would assume.

http://www.wtsp.com/news/watercooler/article/197332/58/Arrested-man-48-beers-was-about-10-too-many

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2004860/Transient-James-Taylor-arrested-beach-drinking-48-beers-celebrate-birthday.html

America Says "Bye Bye Pervert" to Anthony's Weiner, But You Know This House Member & His Unit Will Rise Again: I've Got Some Predictions...

Anthony's Weiner didn't go down or finish so well, but maybe it was only the beginning? Sure enough, Anthony's Weiner's Thursday resignation press conference was a pretty sad sight for a sore one-eye. A "circus" of hecklers damn near shut the whole sword down before Anthony's Weiner could even get it up and through his rather pathetic prepared remarks (which focused on everything under the sun except his own mistakes and contrition).

The heckling included cries of "bye-bye pervert!" and screamed questions such as, "Are you more than 7 inches?!" But "bye-bye pervert" begs the question? Does anyone really think this is the end of Anthony's Weiner? I don't. I think this is just the tip of the Weiner.

Following That Dog & Baloney Pony Show, a New Day for Anthony's Weiner?

We've read over the past week that Weiner's gotta earn, as they say, because he ain't exactly what you'd call a wealthy wedding tackle. The need for that paycheck was undoubtedly one of the reasons why Anthony's Weiner stood tall and hung around so long before finally shrinking under the resignation pressure of democrat party slimeballs like Creature Pelosi and Debbie "Wasserman" Schultz. (As stated by one of my (only) favorite liberals tonight, Juan Williams: "Weiner was someone that was rising up.").

Moreover, Anthony's Weiner is now a household hog nationwide. Anthony's Weiner and his shaft are far more valuable and famous today than they were just two short weeks ago. It reminds me of Obi-Wan Kenobi's line from the original Star Wars film: "You can't win, Darth. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."

Well, think of the political establishment (democrat party and republic partisans alike) as Darth Vader (although that's an insult to Vader). They don't really win by forcing Anthony's Weiner back to his trowsers. Because the Weiner will surely be back -- and probably as a much more famous and more annoying embarrassment than he is even now (and don't call him Shirley).

Given the new-found fame of Anthony's Weiner and his notorious phallus, I think his employment possibilities might just be endless. And I'm not talking about the joke job offer today from Larry Flynt for Anthony's Weiner to work in Huster's Internet division. I'm also staying away from the obvious (and far-fetched) jokes about how Weiner could now become a porn star or a sidekick to the similarly disgraced politician (now with his own show), Eliot Spitzer.

Trying to Read the Tube Steaks: Prediction Time on the Future of Anthony's Weiner

I won't make any Hustler, porn or Spitzer jokes because I'm being serious over here. So much so, in fact, that I will be shocked if one or more the following ten job opportunities does not land in Weiner's groin area inside the space of one year:

10. Fox News tries to breathe new life into the rather stale presentation that is the "Sean Hannity Show" by teaming deranged right-winger Hannity with Anthony's Weiner in a new nightly show tentatively titled, "Wonk & Weiner."

9. Anthony's Weiner lands a gig as an advertising spokesman for Bar-S Weiners as that outfit puts on the full-court press to try to eat into the monstrous weiner marketshare of Oscar Mayer. Ad slogan: "We gots your Weiner right here."

8. Anthony's Weiner is cast in a cameo part in The Hangover III in a role written specifically for him and credited as, "The Walking, Talking Pr*ck."

7. Vince McMahon brings Anthony's Weiner into the WWE, putting him in a tag team with old-school wrestler The Brooklyn Brawler and giving Weiner the nickname, "The Bensonhurst Bratwurst."

6. Anthony's Weiner hits the network TV sitcom world by pairing up with Charlie Sheen on a new NBC show called, "Two and a Half Madmen (Longer Than Seven Inches)."

5. Anthony's Weiner becomes a YouTube sensation with a profanity-laced and schlong-filled video version of the old Chuck Berry novelty song, "My Ding-a-Ling."

4. Like Bizarro to Superman, the superhero Captain America needs a real arch-nemesis, and he gets one in Captain America II in the form of "Captain Winkie" -- played by a buffed and shirtless Anthony's Weiner in very tight britches.

3. Cash-strapped, Anthony's Weiner catches on with a Queens construction outfit as a jackhammer man (but quickly gets canned for being an overly obnoxious union agitator).

2. Anthony's Weiner enters the realm of daily kids' television by becoming the new actor to play the One-Eyed creature on "Yo Gabba Gabba" known as Muno (pictured above).

1. Anthony's Weiner turns franchisee, taking the life savings of himself and Huma's Weiner and risking it all by opening up a string of Long John Silver and Jack In the Box fish and burger joints up and down the eastern seaboard. Highly successful in the endeavor, Weiner becomes like a modern-day (if decidely ungentlemanly) Colonel Sanders, earning an appropriate new moniker of his own -- "Rear Admiral Schwanzstucker."

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2011/06/16/weiner_cheered_and_heckled_at_presser_announcing_his_resignation.html
http://www.tmz.com/2011/06/16/larry-flynt-anthony-weiner-hustler-congress-resignation-new-york-internet-group-job-offer/

Anthony's Weiner to Porn Star: "I Need to Highlight My Package." But New Photos Show He Had No Problem Showing Off His Schlong in the Past...

THURSDAY A.M. UPDATE: WEINER TO RESIGN, PULL OUT OF CONGRESS. Just saw that on Politico.com. Well at least I had one last (until the next time) opportunity to have fun with this crazy story:

I still recall when republic partisan U.S. representative Chris Lee had his scandal earlier this year (link at bottom). It had similarities to Anthony's Weiner and Weinergate. GOP'er Lee also sent out cheesy shirtless photos to at least one woman (not his wife) on the Internet. But there were also differences which, if anything, made Lee's actions worse. Lee lied about his identity and marital status to the woman. Another key difference:

Lee resigned the very day the story broke. So I only got to have one day of fun with the story. I seem to recall it all going down late in the week and then by Monday, if was all gone and largely forgotten. Contrast that with Anthony's Weiner, who has so far defied calls (from some of the most powerful democrat party slimeballs in the country) that Weiner recede and resign.

This has only allowed the story of Weiner to grow, elongate and stick out for two long weeks now, seemingly with some entertaining new pictures or news coming out on the story every single day.

Democrat party minions have widely signaled over the past day that they are sick of this shit, as it has distracted the attention of the public and "mainstream" media and has muted the leftist 20 percenters' various current propaganda messages -- no small potatoes at the beginning of the 2012 presidential campaign.

And sure enough on Wednesday: Another day, more Weirdo Weiner. Where to start?

Keep Your Damn Mouth Shut On Anthony's Weiner!

Porn actress Ginger Lee (various pictures above; no relation to Chris) is apparently miffed that she hasn't been at the center of Weinergate since its early shaft stages -- when she coined the term, "Weinermania." So Lee held a press conference Wednesday to talk more about Anthony's Weiner, specifically accusing the Weiner of asking her to lie about their online communications.

Lee says that she and Anthony's Weiner exchanged around 100 e-mails this year, plus Twitter messages. After Weinergate arose, she says, Anthony's Weiner communicated with her further and encouraged her to lie to the media about the nature and content of their prior e-mails and Tweets. But Lee ain't servicing that Weiner! She's talking...

Lee says that she liked to talk online with Anthony's Weiner about politics, but that Weiner "would often turn the conversation to [what else?] sex." Lee, however, says she wanted no part of Anthony's Weiner: "Anytime that he would take our communications in a sexual direction, I did not reciprocate," she said.

And Anthony's Weiner was reportedly only too skilled in "turning conversations to sex." I mean, this guy could apparently take even the most mundane of topics and find some sort of strained connection to his brazen bratwurst. Such as when Lee would talk about clothing. Replied Anthony's Weiner: "I have wardrobe demands too. I need to highlight my package."

A Young Weiner Was Quite Skilled at "Highlighting His Package"

If Anthony's Weiner truly does have current concerns and problems with finding clothes that adequately "highlight" his package, he need look no farther than the new edition of National Enquirer, which sports new pictures of a younger Weiner "cross dressing" and all "oiled up" and "stripped down" (picture of Enquirer cover above).

The new pictures "show Weiner protectively posing in a pair of pantyhose and a bra as he smiles cheekily at the camera." And of course, as can be seen from the Enquirer cover, Anthony's Weiner is featured quite prominently in the tight get-up in which he was frolicking around.

"In another photo, an oiled Weiner [a truly frightening thought] poses in y-fronted swimming trunks in front of a Christmas tree." Britain's Daily Mail says the pictures "demonstrate Weiner's reputation [in college] as a flamboybant figure."

Flamboyant? One way of putting it, as I like to say. Another way of putting it: "He was a very odd guy," a friend of Anthony's Weiner told the Enquirer.

Is the Weiner About to Hit the Fan with Only His Winky in Hand?

S-h-e-'s B-a-c-k! Anthony's Weiner's wife -- Huma's Weiner -- was back in the country Wednesday following a trip abroad in her role as Hillary Clinton's valet. Anthony's Weiner has reportedly been "on the fence" about whether to step down from Congress in recent days, wanting first an opportunity for Huma's Weiner to look Anthony's Weiner "in the eye" before he makes any decision.

So we may finally be near the end of the totem pole on this story, as the CNN reporter's banner indicates above. Given that the scuzballs of the democrat party have been all out in full force this week encouraging Anthony's Weiner to resign -- including Barack Obama, Nancy Pelosi and democrat national committee chairman Debbie "Wasserman" Schultz -- I think Weiner's Roast (errr, Toast). There's also word late Wednesday that the democrats may strip Weiner of his House committee assignment as early as today if he does not resign.

But also given the earlier reports that Anthony's Weiner lacks the skill set to do much of anything other than being a sexting politician (and thus he needs the job and money), I bet you dollars to ding dongs that Anthony's Weiner will first "negotiate" some terms of his resignation -- likely involving a guarantee of a job somewhere in the business sector (in which he has absolutely no experience or education, BTW).

For my part, I've only encouraged Anthony's Weiner to "stick" around and be the good Little Soldier, and I continue to stand beside my sword on that one. I, for one, am going to view Anthony's Weiner as a total tool if he just cuts choad and runs. That's correct: If he just takes his bat and balls and goes home, I'm going to very disappointed in this Weiner.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110615/ap_on_re_us/us_weiner_twitter_photos
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2003804/Anthony-Weiners-wife-Huma-Abedin-returns-home-cross-dressing-images-emerge.html
http://independentrage.blogspot.com/2011/02/oh-my-god-lame-goofward-gop-lawmaker.html