There's been much discussion in this space recently speculating how Anthony's Weiner is going to make a buck now that he's pulled out of Congress -- especially given that he has no particular talent apart from being an obnoxious partisan loudmouth. I dismissed very quickly the notion that he might simply take the Weiner into porn, since I found it hard to believe that his wife (and Hillary Clinton staffer) Huma's Weiner would ever allow that.The retort, however, was: Why couldn't Huma's Weiner join Anthony's Weiner in the porn industry, much like a political world's version of Evan Seinfeld and Tera Patrick? But I had a similar reaction to that one: A high-level political operative getting into porn? That would be virtually unprecedented...
Until now, leastways. With the same perfect timing exhibited by the democrat party's calls last week for Anthony's Weiner to shrink out of sight, the story comes out this week that a different former Hillary Clinton staffer named Sammie Spades (the blonde pictured variously above) is now a porn star. You just can't make this stuff up.
Spades worked for Clinton in 2006 before reportedly "swapping the pantsuit for panties and a career in porn." But while her "assets" may "include a 32DD bust and 26-inch waist," just take a look above at this broad. Seems to me to be proof positive that just about anyone can get into porn nowadays:
The last time I saw a nose like that, it was trotting around the bridle path. Message to Ms. Spades: Babs Streisand called; she says you can keep the hair, but she wants her mush back. I mean, if this dame walked into a Kentucky shithouse, even the flies would flee.
But all that aside, one cannot take away from Ms. Spades that her porn career has taken off faster than an Obama weekend getaway. Here are ten of her top porn titles thus far (alphabetized) -- limited to only titles that are repeatable in a family blog such as this one:
1. Big Butts Like It Big 8 (co-starring James Deen)
2. Bomb Ass White Booty 13 (co-starring Wesley Pipes)
3. Busty Nurses (co-starring Pat Myne)
4. CEOs and Office Ho's
5. Fresh Squeeze 2 (co-starring Mark Wood)
6. Internal Injections 7 (co-starring Alex Gonz)
7. I Love Ass Cheeks 4 (co-starring John Strong)
8. She Is Half My Age 12 (co-starring Joe Blow)
9. Sperm Receptacles 5 (co-starring Jessica Bangkok)
10. White Bubble Butts 4 (co-starring Mr. Pipes, Ice Cold, and Rico Strong, the apparent brother of John)
So I say go for it, Anthony & Huma's Weiner! You need to pounce while your five minutes of fame is still continuing to run. Don't do a Lewinsky and completely blow your opportunity, over there.
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