THURSDAY A.M. UPDATE: WEINER TO RESIGN, PULL OUT OF CONGRESS. Just saw that on Politico.com. Well at least I had one last (until the next time) opportunity to have fun with this crazy story:I still recall when republic partisan U.S. representative Chris Lee had his scandal earlier this year (link at bottom). It had similarities to Anthony's Weiner and Weinergate. GOP'er Lee also sent out cheesy shirtless photos to at least one woman (not his wife) on the Internet. But there were also differences which, if anything, made Lee's actions worse. Lee lied about his identity and marital status to the woman. Another key difference:
Lee resigned the very day the story broke. So I only got to have one day of fun with the story. I seem to recall it all going down late in the week and then by Monday, if was all gone and largely forgotten. Contrast that with Anthony's Weiner, who has so far defied calls (from some of the most powerful democrat party slimeballs in the country) that Weiner recede and resign.
This has only allowed the story of Weiner to grow, elongate and stick out for two long weeks now, seemingly with some entertaining new pictures or news coming out on the story every single day.
Democrat party minions have widely signaled over the past day that they are sick of this shit, as it has distracted the attention of the public and "mainstream" media and has muted the leftist 20 percenters' various current propaganda messages -- no small potatoes at the beginning of the 2012 presidential campaign.
And sure enough on Wednesday: Another day, more Weirdo Weiner. Where to start?
Keep Your Damn Mouth Shut On Anthony's Weiner!
Porn actress Ginger Lee (various pictures above; no relation to Chris) is apparently miffed that she hasn't been at the center of Weinergate since its early shaft stages -- when she coined the term, "Weinermania." So Lee held a press conference Wednesday to talk more about Anthony's Weiner, specifically accusing the Weiner of asking her to lie about their online communications.
Lee says that she and Anthony's Weiner exchanged around 100 e-mails this year, plus Twitter messages. After Weinergate arose, she says, Anthony's Weiner communicated with her further and encouraged her to lie to the media about the nature and content of their prior e-mails and Tweets. But Lee ain't servicing that Weiner! She's talking...
Lee says that she liked to talk online with Anthony's Weiner about politics, but that Weiner "would often turn the conversation to [what else?] sex." Lee, however, says she wanted no part of Anthony's Weiner: "Anytime that he would take our communications in a sexual direction, I did not reciprocate," she said.
And Anthony's Weiner was reportedly only too skilled in "turning conversations to sex." I mean, this guy could apparently take even the most mundane of topics and find some sort of strained connection to his brazen bratwurst. Such as when Lee would talk about clothing. Replied Anthony's Weiner: "I have wardrobe demands too. I need to highlight my package."
A Young Weiner Was Quite Skilled at "Highlighting His Package"
If Anthony's Weiner truly does have current concerns and problems with finding clothes that adequately "highlight" his package, he need look no farther than the new edition of National Enquirer, which sports new pictures of a younger Weiner "cross dressing" and all "oiled up" and "stripped down" (picture of Enquirer cover above).
The new pictures "show Weiner protectively posing in a pair of pantyhose and a bra as he smiles cheekily at the camera." And of course, as can be seen from the Enquirer cover, Anthony's Weiner is featured quite prominently in the tight get-up in which he was frolicking around.
"In another photo, an oiled Weiner [a truly frightening thought] poses in y-fronted swimming trunks in front of a Christmas tree." Britain's Daily Mail says the pictures "demonstrate Weiner's reputation [in college] as a flamboybant figure."
Flamboyant? One way of putting it, as I like to say. Another way of putting it: "He was a very odd guy," a friend of Anthony's Weiner told the Enquirer.
Is the Weiner About to Hit the Fan with Only His Winky in Hand?
S-h-e-'s B-a-c-k! Anthony's Weiner's wife -- Huma's Weiner -- was back in the country Wednesday following a trip abroad in her role as Hillary Clinton's valet. Anthony's Weiner has reportedly been "on the fence" about whether to step down from Congress in recent days, wanting first an opportunity for Huma's Weiner to look Anthony's Weiner "in the eye" before he makes any decision.
So we may finally be near the end of the totem pole on this story, as the CNN reporter's banner indicates above. Given that the scuzballs of the democrat party have been all out in full force this week encouraging Anthony's Weiner to resign -- including Barack Obama, Nancy Pelosi and democrat national committee chairman Debbie "Wasserman" Schultz -- I think Weiner's Roast (errr, Toast). There's also word late Wednesday that the democrats may strip Weiner of his House committee assignment as early as today if he does not resign.
But also given the earlier reports that Anthony's Weiner lacks the skill set to do much of anything other than being a sexting politician (and thus he needs the job and money), I bet you dollars to ding dongs that Anthony's Weiner will first "negotiate" some terms of his resignation -- likely involving a guarantee of a job somewhere in the business sector (in which he has absolutely no experience or education, BTW).
For my part, I've only encouraged Anthony's Weiner to "stick" around and be the good Little Soldier, and I continue to stand beside my sword on that one. I, for one, am going to view Anthony's Weiner as a total tool if he just cuts choad and runs. That's correct: If he just takes his bat and balls and goes home, I'm going to very disappointed in this Weiner.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110615/ap_on_re_us/us_weiner_twitter_photos
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2003804/Anthony-Weiners-wife-Huma-Abedin-returns-home-cross-dressing-images-emerge.html
http://independentrage.blogspot.com/2011/02/oh-my-god-lame-goofward-gop-lawmaker.html
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