Anthony's Weiner to Porn Star: "I Need to Highlight My Package." But New Photos Show He Had No Problem Showing Off His Schlong in the Past...

THURSDAY A.M. UPDATE: WEINER TO RESIGN, PULL OUT OF CONGRESS. Just saw that on Politico.com. Well at least I had one last (until the next time) opportunity to have fun with this crazy story:

I still recall when republic partisan U.S. representative Chris Lee had his scandal earlier this year (link at bottom). It had similarities to Anthony's Weiner and Weinergate. GOP'er Lee also sent out cheesy shirtless photos to at least one woman (not his wife) on the Internet. But there were also differences which, if anything, made Lee's actions worse. Lee lied about his identity and marital status to the woman. Another key difference:

Lee resigned the very day the story broke. So I only got to have one day of fun with the story. I seem to recall it all going down late in the week and then by Monday, if was all gone and largely forgotten. Contrast that with Anthony's Weiner, who has so far defied calls (from some of the most powerful democrat party slimeballs in the country) that Weiner recede and resign.

This has only allowed the story of Weiner to grow, elongate and stick out for two long weeks now, seemingly with some entertaining new pictures or news coming out on the story every single day.

Democrat party minions have widely signaled over the past day that they are sick of this shit, as it has distracted the attention of the public and "mainstream" media and has muted the leftist 20 percenters' various current propaganda messages -- no small potatoes at the beginning of the 2012 presidential campaign.

And sure enough on Wednesday: Another day, more Weirdo Weiner. Where to start?

Keep Your Damn Mouth Shut On Anthony's Weiner!

Porn actress Ginger Lee (various pictures above; no relation to Chris) is apparently miffed that she hasn't been at the center of Weinergate since its early shaft stages -- when she coined the term, "Weinermania." So Lee held a press conference Wednesday to talk more about Anthony's Weiner, specifically accusing the Weiner of asking her to lie about their online communications.

Lee says that she and Anthony's Weiner exchanged around 100 e-mails this year, plus Twitter messages. After Weinergate arose, she says, Anthony's Weiner communicated with her further and encouraged her to lie to the media about the nature and content of their prior e-mails and Tweets. But Lee ain't servicing that Weiner! She's talking...

Lee says that she liked to talk online with Anthony's Weiner about politics, but that Weiner "would often turn the conversation to [what else?] sex." Lee, however, says she wanted no part of Anthony's Weiner: "Anytime that he would take our communications in a sexual direction, I did not reciprocate," she said.

And Anthony's Weiner was reportedly only too skilled in "turning conversations to sex." I mean, this guy could apparently take even the most mundane of topics and find some sort of strained connection to his brazen bratwurst. Such as when Lee would talk about clothing. Replied Anthony's Weiner: "I have wardrobe demands too. I need to highlight my package."

A Young Weiner Was Quite Skilled at "Highlighting His Package"

If Anthony's Weiner truly does have current concerns and problems with finding clothes that adequately "highlight" his package, he need look no farther than the new edition of National Enquirer, which sports new pictures of a younger Weiner "cross dressing" and all "oiled up" and "stripped down" (picture of Enquirer cover above).

The new pictures "show Weiner protectively posing in a pair of pantyhose and a bra as he smiles cheekily at the camera." And of course, as can be seen from the Enquirer cover, Anthony's Weiner is featured quite prominently in the tight get-up in which he was frolicking around.

"In another photo, an oiled Weiner [a truly frightening thought] poses in y-fronted swimming trunks in front of a Christmas tree." Britain's Daily Mail says the pictures "demonstrate Weiner's reputation [in college] as a flamboybant figure."

Flamboyant? One way of putting it, as I like to say. Another way of putting it: "He was a very odd guy," a friend of Anthony's Weiner told the Enquirer.

Is the Weiner About to Hit the Fan with Only His Winky in Hand?

S-h-e-'s B-a-c-k! Anthony's Weiner's wife -- Huma's Weiner -- was back in the country Wednesday following a trip abroad in her role as Hillary Clinton's valet. Anthony's Weiner has reportedly been "on the fence" about whether to step down from Congress in recent days, wanting first an opportunity for Huma's Weiner to look Anthony's Weiner "in the eye" before he makes any decision.

So we may finally be near the end of the totem pole on this story, as the CNN reporter's banner indicates above. Given that the scuzballs of the democrat party have been all out in full force this week encouraging Anthony's Weiner to resign -- including Barack Obama, Nancy Pelosi and democrat national committee chairman Debbie "Wasserman" Schultz -- I think Weiner's Roast (errr, Toast). There's also word late Wednesday that the democrats may strip Weiner of his House committee assignment as early as today if he does not resign.

But also given the earlier reports that Anthony's Weiner lacks the skill set to do much of anything other than being a sexting politician (and thus he needs the job and money), I bet you dollars to ding dongs that Anthony's Weiner will first "negotiate" some terms of his resignation -- likely involving a guarantee of a job somewhere in the business sector (in which he has absolutely no experience or education, BTW).

For my part, I've only encouraged Anthony's Weiner to "stick" around and be the good Little Soldier, and I continue to stand beside my sword on that one. I, for one, am going to view Anthony's Weiner as a total tool if he just cuts choad and runs. That's correct: If he just takes his bat and balls and goes home, I'm going to very disappointed in this Weiner.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110615/ap_on_re_us/us_weiner_twitter_photos
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2003804/Anthony-Weiners-wife-Huma-Abedin-returns-home-cross-dressing-images-emerge.html
http://independentrage.blogspot.com/2011/02/oh-my-god-lame-goofward-gop-lawmaker.html

Your Honor, I Request a Recess; I Have a Client in the John Whom I Need to Service: Buxom Bombshell Lawyer Accused of Turning Tricks on the Street!

It's the economy, stupid. The rotten economy in Obama's America has really hit all sectors and parts of society. Virtually no one has gone unaffected. The legal industry is no exception.

Jobs are hard to come by for lawyers these days. Scores of new law school graduates can't find a job and in some instances have been forced to take such jobs as flipping burgers and bagging groceries just to make ends meet.

But even in the most dire of economic times, it's still possible to take things a bit too far. Case in point: You mean to tell me that things are so bad, apparently, that law school grads have had to resort to the world's oldest profession just to make a buck (allegedly)?!

A Working Girl in More Ways Than One (Allegedly)

Cops in Illinois have charged 25-year-old lawyer hottie Reema Bajaj (pictured above with the great rack) with going on some ho strolls -- one allegedly involving "offering to perform a sex act on a man for $50."

[Who says lawyers charge outrageous hourly rates? 50 bucks is a bona fide steal for this dame! I'd think that a lot of dudes would even buck up a retainer at that rate. Although truth be told, I can't even begin to imagine a law girl as a hooker ("OBJECTION, john! No glove, no love!"). And what was her pickup line, anyway? "Gimme 50 and I've give you your day in court"? Or maybe, "my closing arguments always come with a happy ending, sugar"? Regardless...]

Described as a "high-flying attorney," the bosomy barrister beauty babe Bajaj (she even looks good in her mugshot) is accused of multiple hookin' offenses, including meeting up with a potential client (of the john, not legal, variety) within 1000 feet of a school in August of last year (after Bajaj had graduated from law school and was waiting to get her law license).

Cops "linked Bajaj to prostitution after discovering emails between her and a man." (I just hope Anthony's Weiner doesn't insert his notorious unit into this crummy equation somewhere).

Bajaj has pleaded not guilty and her public response has been a rather cryptic statement on her website: "I am probably one of the few attorneys who knows what it feels like to be accused and in need of help. This action will only make me stronger and better able to understand what my clients are going through."

Near the Schoolhouse May Mean Hard Time in the Ice House

And Bajaj may really be in need of some good "help," given what she's facing. The legendary Fonzie once imparted the following jailhouse wisdom on the old-school TV show Happy Days (Season 2, "The Cunningham Caper"): "He who robs with gun in hand, gets twenty to life, in the can." Similar principle here:

She who hoes close to a schooler, gets a felony rap and possible time in the cooler. Yep, being within 1000 feet of a school (allegedly) makes one of the charges against Bajaj a felony in Illinois.

That means the only gavel this accused call girl lawyer may be swinging in the near future may be on a lady chain gang up river at the Menard hoosegow. So forget buying a little time with that motion for recess -- this broad better ask Judge Munster for a damn dismissal.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2003440/Attorney-Reema-Bajaj-25-charged-prostitution-performing-50-sex-act-man.html

While He Can't Seem to Keep His Hands Off His Own Unit, Anthony's Weiner Finds an Unlikely Right-Wing Supporter But Gains Obama's Full Wrath of Rod...

The newest sexting/donging photos that have emerged over the past 36 hours on TMZ.com (shown above) have to be the most entertaining ones yet. Here you have this pompous, demented little man known as Anthony's Weiner in the U.S. House gym snapping Blackberry photos of he and his Cap'n Winkie in various states of undress.

Then he sexted the pics out to young ladies on the Net. And it seems like he can't get enough of himself, in more ways than one or two, as he has his grubby little paws are all over his package in several of the new photos.

Obama Brings the Rancor to Anthony's Wanker

This as several democrat party powerbrokers over the past few days have joined the catcalls for Anthony and his main vein to step down, including House minority whip Steny Hoyer and the very latest: Obama himself on Tuesday's Today Show saying "I would resign" if Obama was in Weiner's same erect position.

These various voices giving Anthony's Weiner the shaft have joined the chorus that began on Saturday from former Creature of the House Nancy Pelosi and democrat national committee chairman Debbie "Wasserman" Schultz. The chokehold upon Anthony's chicken only continues to tighten.

Anthony's Weiner & Deranged Right-Wingers Sure Make Unlikely Bedfellows

But on Monday, Anthony's Weiner had at least one (albeit unlikely) supporter still out there: Conservative talk mogul Rush Slimebaugh. Slimebaugh's Monday broadcast came complete with the old bag of wind imploring Anthony's Weiner to stay the course and "don't let them [democrat opponents] lick you."

Of course, Slimebaugh's interests lie (and lick) in the continued embarrassment to the democrat party that Anthony's Weiner represents. In short, Anthony's babymaker has become more like a widowmaker for the democrat party in terms of ongoing barrage of negative publicity.

Anthony's Weiner Has Gone "Fencing," But It Has Little to Do with His Pork Sword

Following the announcement of Anthony's Weiner over the weekend that he planned to take a "leave of absence" from Congress to pursue "sex therapy," the further news on Monday was that he's actually "on the fence" about whether to resign (running contrary to reports over the weekend that his pole was toolin' around defiant in the ugly faces of Pelosi and "Wasserman" Schultz, to whom Anthony's Weiner expressed every intention of remaining in Congress).

Sources close to Anthony's Weiner (what does that mean, anyway, his drawers? His jockstrap? His Blackberry?) reportedly said Monday that his decision on whether to resign will be based on a come-to-jackhammer (errr, Jesus) conversation that he intends to have with wife Huma Abedin once she returns from a current trip as Hillary Clinton's valet.

Before making any final decision on whether or not to to step down, Anthony's Weiner reportedly wants his wife to look him "in the eye" as he speaks frank(furter)ly. That, of course, raises up a whole host of other issues and speculation as to which eye, precisely, he is talking about. But regardless...

Sch-Wanz Him Gone, But Anthony's Weiner Told Her to Pound Pole

If Anthony's Weiner does decide to "stick" around in Congress, he may come out with his Gun 'a Blazin' (at the very least, he won't be shootin' blanks) when it comes to Creature Pelosi. After the Creature Feature failed to force Anthony's Weiner under cover over the weekend, one democrat party lawmaker told Politico.com:

"She fired the shot. And if he doesn't resign, she fired and missed. He's not the kind of guy you want out there doing [sh*t] to retaliate." Especially if he happens to corner you in the House gym, it would appear.

http://www.tmz.com/2011/06/12/anthony-weiner-representative-congress-house-of-representatives-gym-locker-room-photos-pictures/

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2011/06/13/democratic-source-weiner-on-the-fence-about-resigning-in-state-of-despair/

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0611/56790.html

Ghadafi Thumbs His Nose at Obama by Having a Nice Game of Chess Over the Weekend. Yet the Costly Bush-Style Neocon Regime-Change Effort Goes On & On

It's detailed in my sidebar column daily. Obama's minions said that the current military effort in Libya would "recede" a "few days" after March 22, 2011. Almost 80 days later, there is still no end in sight. Matter of fact, Ghadafi's forces and so-called "rebels" have been bogged down in a stalemate for weeks in the eastern part of Libya. This thing could on for years, much like our involvements in Afghanistan and Iraq.

One of the few things less popular in the United States right now than Obama himself and the stale, uninspiring group of potential GOP presidential candidates is the Libyan war effort. A new Rasmussen poll today reports that just 26% of likely U.S. voters favor continued military action in Libya. But that comes as no big surprise, since Obama has consistently given us two-and-a-half long years of governing against the will of the American people.

The war in Libya has also been costly in terms of the dollars spent -- dollars that our $14.3 trillion national debt says we do not have to be throwing away. A report from recent days in the Financial Times says that the U.S., at a minimum, is spending $2 million a day on Libyan airstrikes. That adds up to a minimum cost of $60 million a month, even though Obama's defense department apparently lied to us last month by saying the war effort was costing only about $40 million/month.

Even the apparent liars at the defense department admitted last month that the total tab for Libya is now approaching $1 billion (translation: it's actually much, much higher).

And for what? To pursue a George W. Bush-style Neocon dream that it's America's role to go around getting involved in foreign wars in order to try to spread American-style democracy to the world's various peoples. How has that worked out in Iraq and Afghanistan, BTW? Hardly with flying colors. And how many American boys are dead (and still dying) as a result?

Not to mention, Obama, the complete disingenuous hypocrite that he is, ran against the Neo-con notions of W. Bush in 2008, only to fully embrace them when in office. In addition to the war in Libya, Obama hasn't gotten us out of Iraq and he's ratcheted up troop levels and spending in Afghanistan far beyond the modest increase that he campaigned on in 2008.

And just look at Obama -- the self-described personal and mighty slayer of Osama Bin Laden (what a laugh) -- getting his lunch handed to him over the weekend by slimeball dictator Ghadafi, who actually had the gall to invite the president of the international chess federation (Kirsan Ilyumzhinov) to Libya for a photo op and relaxing game of chess. Yep, sure looks like that Libyan dirtbag is real scared of "regime change" occurring anytime soon.

Meantime, despite the immense unpopularity of the Libyan military effort throughout U.S., the silence is almost deafening when it comes to the sleazebucket partisans on the left and right.

The leftist 20 percenters -- who would be out on the streets in droves every weekend protesting Libya if a republic partisan was in office -- have either run for the hills or have actually joined in rounds of applause for Obama's Libyan initiative.

The republic partisans, meanwhile, say very little as well because, truth be told, they love this kind of shit. If one of their own was in office, most of them would want that president to have us involved in Libya. Therefore, they largely keep their mouths shut too out of necessity and ideology.

Maybe next weekend, Ghadafi, Obama and John Boehner can declare a Saturday ceasefire and the three of them can get in a refreshing round of golf in the northern sands of Libya. I bet even Obama hasn't played that course yet.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2002910/Libya-As-fighting-intensifies-Gaddafi-appears-state-TV-game-chess.html

http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/general_politics/june_2011/just_26_favor_continued_military_action_in_libya

http://www.voanews.com/english/news/usa/Report--US-Costs-for-Libya-Soaring-123543159.html

http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/03/22/usa-russia-gates-libya-idUSLDE72L14I20110322

Noose Tightens Around the Head of Anthony's Weiner, As Top Democrat Party Slimeballs Call on Weiner to Put Away His Power Drill...

I don't see any way that Anthony's Weiner can "stick" around now. Maybe the "leave of absence" he announced Saturday (for "sex therapy") will buy him some time, but I think ultimately he's done. And I really want him to stick around. I really d0. He's a walking poster child for the sleaze that inhabits the realm of the leftist 20 percenter "American" politician. (And yes, there's just as much sleaze slinking around amongst the republic partisans, for the record).

Leave it to top dog democrat party sleazebuckets like Nancy Pelosi and democrat national committee chairman Debbie "Wasserman" Schultz (pictured above with Obama and below Pelosi) to rain all over my parade and Anthony's Weiner by turning on him this weekend. But then again, raining all over our parades is just one of those things at which leftist 20 percenters completely excel.

Pelosi Puts the Schlong to Weiner After Revelations of Online Contacts with an Underaged Girl

Yep, the big news this weekend first has former Creature of the House Pelosi flip-flopping in the space of 24 hours (perhaps a new record for "her") and calling for Anthony's Weiner to resign his Member(ship) in the U.S. House less than a day after saying that said Weiner should stick around.

All of this came on Saturday after news that some of Weiner's online "contacts" had been with an underaged 17-year-old girl (although whether any of those contacts were sexually explicit in nature is not known, at least publicly). Even that angle turned into a sideshow this weekend, when a topless man brandishing a big red axe threatened reporters when they showed up at the 17-year-old girl's house (as pictured above)

Tag-Teaming the Tallywhacker: "Wasserman" Schultz Gets in on the Act

And if all that wasn't bad enough, "Wasserman" Schultz (the top spokesman for the democrat party) is also calling on Anthony's Weiner to shrink (errr, step) down this weekend. The behavior of Anthony's Weiner has been "indefensible" and "untenable," spouted "Wasserman" Schultz. (BTW, who uses words like "untenable"? Couldn't she find a way to fit the word "robust" in there somewhere for good measure?)

You know things are pretty bad when a scuz like "Wasserman" Schultz is calling you out for being too much of a dirtbag. You may recall "Wasserman" Schultz as the rather scary broad who once purported to order all of us not to use the term, "Obamacare." Her brief and (so far) ongoing four-week tenure as the chairman of the democrat national committee has seen a slew of stupid, over-the-top and sometimes outright dishonest (and easily proven so) statements spewing out of her mouth.

Who's the REAL Snake Here: "Wasserman" Schultz or that Thing in Weiner's Pants?

What statements, you might ask? As detailed in Politico.com this week:

-"Wasserman" Schultz recently "asserted, somewhat nonsensically, that the GOP wants to make illegal immigration -- by definition against the law -- 'a crime.' "

-She has been "called out by four nonpartisan fact-checkers for mischaracterizing" Paul Ryan's debt reduction plan (in particular, the Medicare portion of the plan). Specifically, she tried to scare seniors by saying that Ryan's GOP plan was "going to throw you to the wolves and allow insurance companies to deny you coverage and drop you for pre-existing conditions" -- patently false and dishonest statements that drew a "swift and merciless verdict" from independent fact-checking websites such as FactCheck.org.

-"She's accused republicans of wanting to reinstate segregation and waging a 'war on women.' " Her particular quote concerning segregation was that republic partisans "want to literally drag us all the way back to Jim Crow laws," which absurdly equated "state legislatures' efforts to require voters to show identification with laws that required separate schools and water fountains."

-"She's also been mocked for driving a foreign car after pounding republicans for not supporting the American auto industry."

-And she's been openly mocked on the Internet as being a living version of the "buzz-killing Saturday Night Live character" known as "Debbie Downer."

A regular ray of sunshine, this leftist broad!

I Can't See Anthony's Weiner "Lasting" Much Longer

With a top mouthpiece for the democrat party like "Wasserman" Schultz, who needs deranged right-wingers? And when even such a rabid partisan ideologue as her calls for the resignation of Anthony's Weiner, you know his days are likely numbered.

Hell, before he bought himself some time with his "leave of absence" announcement on Saturday, I fully expected to see Anthony's Weiner shrivel up and step down as soon as today or Monday. But "sex therapy" or not, I think he's now toast in the end. Damn cryin' shame.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43365868/ns/politics-capitol_hill/#

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0611/56666.html

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2002583/Anthony-Weiner-asks-temporary-leave-absence-Congress-following-scandal.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

Sarah Palin Herself Ain't the Only Bombshell When It Comes to Her Newly Released E-mail Ocean: You Will Not Believe Some of This Stuff!!!

Before getting to the moose meat of the 24,000 pages of newly released Sarah Palin e-mails, a few quick observations:

First, why is the Deranged One being singled out to release her e-mails? She's no threat to ever be elected president, and very little threat of garnering her own party's presidential nomination. Hell, she probably won't even run in 2012. Boring white male retread GOP candidates Mitt Romney and Tim Pawlenty are former state governors. Where are their e-mails from office? Where are Obama's e-mails from his time in the U.S. Senate and the Illinois legislature? I don't get it. I really don't.

Second, I very much feel sorry for the peon staffers at some of these so-called "mainstream" "news" organizations who have doubtlessly had to spend hours upon hours this weekend wading through the six banker's boxes of Palin e-mails. You know what? The higher ups (editors, producers, etc.) at these "news" outlets ought to get that shit detail. Give the little men and women the weekend off, for chrissakes.

Those points out of the way, let's get down to the heart of the matter -- because these Palin e-mails do contain some shocking revelations if you're willing to really pick them apart with a fine-toothed comb. My own personal review (although admittedly at this point preliminary) has already dug up these Top 10 total jawdroppers:

10. Palin sought staff help in the Alaska governor's mansion to keep alcohol away from young people there. (MSNBC) [TIR: The right-wing prude!]

9. Palin tells an aide to remind a reporter of office perks that as Alaska governor she declined to use or accept. (CNN.com) [TIR: The unmitigated nerve of the babe!]

8. Palin complains that as governor, she doesn't have as much time as she'd like to go for jogs. (Huffington Post) [TIR: Putting herself before her office -- the B*tch!]

7. Before being named as John McCain's running mate, Palin got her dates wrong concerning the republic partisan National Convention, thinking it continued until September 5, 2008, when it actually ended on September 4. (CBS News) [TIR: This is telling: This ditzy broad can't even read a damn calendar!]

6. Palin encourages aides and friends to vote in an online poll to disagree with an Alaska Supreme Court decision regarding abortion rights. (MSNBC) [TIR: Truly damning!]

5. A political consultant tells Palin to "hook up with a guy named Pete Rouse," and Palin says she's "game to meet him." (ABC News) [TIR: Only one small problem here: They were to meet to talk about boring political issues, nothing else. Damn pesky surrounding details!]

4. Palin's e-mails are "sprinkled with mentions of God." (New York Times) [How typical and sad: After all, you can't spell "GOP" without G-O-upside-down-d.]

3. Palin didn't care for reporter questions about a tanning bed located in the governor's mansion. (LA Times) [TIR: This is Palin in a nutshell: The press is just doing its job, asking the hard-hitting questions, and Palin fights them tooth and nail every inch of the way.]

2. Palin paid "significant attention" to how her administration was portrayed in the press, and she was "often blunt and frequently impatient," and had "often strained" relations with fellow politicians. (Washington Post) [TIR: This stands in stark contrast to most other politicians out there, who are routinely indifferent to media portrayals of their records, are patient and beat around the bush to the last, and nearly always get along with their fellow politicians.]

1. Palin would sometimes use such terms as "unflippingbelievable" and "Holy flipping A." (MSNBC) [TIR: Right There -- Palin's political future is T-O-A-S-T.]

Well, that's it so far. But back now to my review of these e-mails. I plan to spend hours on this over the weekend, and I will be providing live blog updates (just like the aforementioned "news" outlets) throughout the weekend. (Or not.)


AND A PALIN ENCORE LATE FRIDAY NIGHT: The Latest From MSNBC (no surprise they were the only "news" outlet with multiple entries on my Top 10) -- the Real Smoking Gun from them!: "Palin aide spread rumors about Troopergate investigator's wife!!!" (MSNBC) [TIR: I might just be doing MSNBC a disservice over here, since I'm going from memory and it's possible I actually saw that one on TMZ.com or TheHollywoodGossip.com. Regardless, only a leftist 20 percenter goof would even recall the particulars of "Troopergate" or care about them. I sure as hell don't, and I remember Everything (important, anyway). Good Grief, what a yawn! The leftist 20 percenters' total obsession with this largely irrelevant woman still to this day makes me laugh on end! Dumbasses.]

Weingergate Could Be One Expensive Boner for Anthony's Weiner. Report: Weiner Lacks the Jack(hammer) to Afford Quitting Congress...

I was very amused to read over the past day that Weiner's decision not to resign from Congress was reportedly driven by little more than poll numbers (a majority of people in his New York congressional district want Anthony's Weiner to stick around). So never mind what the right or wrong decision might be -- let's just look at the polling data!

But Hold On to Anthony's Weiner for a Second

But alas! There may be more at play here for Anthony's Weiner. That's right, more than meets the one-eyed Willie. The New York Post reports today that Anthony's Weiner, simply put, "can't afford to quit the DC day job."

Equally simply put, Anthony's Weiner just doesn't have the background or skill set to be much of anything except a politician (or -- maybe -- a porn star). Says The Post, "unlike many of his peers in the House, Weiner doesn't have a business or even a law degree to fall back on."

Anthony's Weiner Ain't Exactly What You'd Call a Going Concern

The 46-year-old Anthony's Weiner made $156,000 in 2010. That isn't a bad salary here in middle America, but it barely tops the weiner with mustard if you're going to live in such pricey locales as Washington DC or the Big Apple.

And The Post reports that "according to his most recent financial-disclosure forms," Anthony's Weiner is carrying at least 10 or 15 grand in American Express credit card debt -- so that's an additional several hundred he has to come up with every month (sort of like a shylock's vig) just to make a minimum payment.

Bottom line: Doubt dude wants or could afford to have any period of unemployment. Weiner needs to keep earning that Jack-in-the-Box. It's not like Anthony's Weiner can just wave his magic wand and make dead presidents appear.

Other Opportunities for Anthony's Weiner Are Shriveling Up Faster Than a Tallywhacker Police Lineup on Porky's

Even though he couldn't afford it, Anthony's Weiner would probably be staring at an unemployment period if he just "up" and quit Congress. As The Post notes, "with Weiner's reputation in ruins, other lucrative jobs may be hard to get."

What about the financial sector? Looks like nothin' doing. "He would most likely have to go to friends in the business sector, but he doesn't have a financial background," observed a political consultant named Joseph Mercurio.

What about the regular appearances of Anthony's Weiner on HBO's leftist 20 percenter circle jerk show known as "Real Time with Bill Maher"? A paltry 825 summer sausages (errr, clams) per appearance!!! That would barely pay for a year's worth of long-distance phone sex and Internet Twitter access for Anthony's Weiner!

Anthony's Weiner might make a decent talking head (for lack of a better phrase) on MSNBC, but with the network's 7 or 8 viewers on average at any given moment, just how much is that gonna pay?! Weiner's probably better off sticking with Maher, truth be told.

Democrat Party Stuck Handling Anthony's Weiner

So Anthony's Weiner is in a real pickle. A boner fide pork sword of a predicament. A veritable baloney poney of monstrous proportions. As The Post observes: "Even if scandal-stained [Anthony's Weiner] didn't want to stay in office, he needs to stay in office."

So I'm sorry democrat party. Because it looks like you may be stuck with Anthony's Weiner in your rump for quite some time to come. It may be well after 2012 before you can unload that Weiner and his Congressional Member. Damn pesky no-talent, loud-mouthed, sext-loving Weiners!

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/brooklyn/can_afford_to_quit_the_dc_day_job_bW10b5FRwsvEJxDTyi7MYI

I've Never Said Obama Is Not Without Certain Dubious Talents. For Example, He Certainly Has a Penchant for Yucking It Up with Slimeball Dictators...

I doubt any president in American history has exhibited quite the same propensity for being willing to meet and greet just about any sleazebucket third world authoritarian slime who rears his ugly head.

So, just for example, we've seen Obama glad-handing Venezuelan socialist dictator Hugo Chavez when he wasn't giving a big smile to walking sarcophagus and murderous pig dictator Moammar Gadhafi of Libya (before Obama then found it prudent to get us involved in a third W. Bush-like, Neo-Con style, regime-change war in Libya, which we cannot afford and in which we should not be involved).

And on Tuesday, far from being any type of change that we can believe in, it was just more of the same, as Obama laughed it up with the heartless dictator Ali Bongo (a.k.a. Ali Bongo Ondimba; pictured at the top) -- a dirtbag known for having "stolen billions from his impovished African nation" of Gabon (link to full story at bottom).

This Bongo character is a real sweetheart. To wit:

-Bongo's "appalling track record" and "reign of corruption" has included being a central figure in his infamous family which has "ruled the impoverished African nation with an iron fist for five decades and has used its oil riches to fund a life of outrageous luxury."

-"Meanwhile one-third of people in Gabon live on less than $2 a day and thousands starve to death each year or are forced to pick through garbage to find food."

-This despite the fact that Gabon, with a mere population of $1.5 million, "is the third-largest oil producer in sub-Saharan Africa."

-And don't ask this Bongo creep and his crumb-bum wife to live on $2 a day, 'cause that ain't happening: "The Bongos have dozens of luxury homes in places like the French Rivjera and a $120 million, 14-bedroom townhouse in Paris."

-During a "shopping spree" in 2006, Bongo and his scuzball wife "balked at the idea of moving into a property that cost a mere $25 million." Said wifey: "I need something really big, really, really, really big. I would think for that amount of money, I would expect a bit more grandeur. I tried to downsize, but it's just not in my character."

-In the United States, $500,000 shopping sprees by the wives of such republic partisan scumwads as Newt Gingrich have the "mainstream" media going apeshit, but Obama having a high ol' time with such a spendthrift dictator in the White House garners nary a mention and only scant attention (I only saw this story featured on a British website on Thursday, which was the first time I even noticed the story despite me perusing American news websites all Thursday long).

-The linked story details how Jack Blum, a UN consultant and expert on offshore banking, says that "over the years the Bongos have siphoned off a quarter of Gabon's GDP which has made them 'incredibly rich.' " In a rather nice line, Blum accused Bongo of "grand theft nation."

-Even the eyebrows of some in Obama's leftist 20 percenter democrat party have looked upon Obama's Bongo meeting with utter disgust. U.S. Senator Carl Levin (D-Mich.) says that, "Ali Bongo [and previously his old man] have for more than 40 years run a regime in Gabon which diverts their country's wealth for their family's personal use."

The linked story says that Obama's reason for meeting with Bongo is "to curry favor with an ally to secure America's fuel supplies -- regardless of who it is." Indeed.

This from a president who's been more antagonistic than any other president in American history towards America developing its own domestic oil sources. A man who put roadblocks in front of drilling in American waters while paying for oil drilling in socialist Brazil with huge subsidies of American money (which we, again, cannot afford).

Have I ever phrased it quite like this before (?) -- Obama makes me sick. He truly does. On nearly a daily basis. See a slime, call it one. That's what I do here. And if you don't like it, you know what you can go do. [Gimme a G, gimme an F, and gimme a Y].

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2001593/Barack-Obama-invites-Gabon-dictator-Ali-Bongo-White-House.html

Woman Dressed As Zany Circus Clown Pulls Bank Job: What Do Some of These New Age Criminals Have Against Traditional Garb Like Ski Masks?

We've seen it before. Criminals in all sorts of crazy get-ups when they pull their heists. We've seen Santas. Dead presidents. Various wild animals. Men dressed as grannies. And then all of the assorted creatures from the horror pictures (Frankenstein monsters, vampires, wolfmen, zombies, etc.). And for what reason?

They're Gonna Put Me in the Movies!

Seems pretty obvious. They figure they can get their crime on and get some major pub in the process. Sort of like the third grader who tells his teacher, "Teach, someday I'm going to be rich and famous!" But that's where the third-grader logic of these stupid criminals breaks down faster than a partisan's "yeah but, you guys did it too" argument.

That's because in addition to a crazy costume being fairly easy to spot after the job, the more notoriety and publicity your crime garners, the more attention and emphasis you can be damn sure the local cops and prosecutors are going to place upon it. And those things tend to be rather bad news for your garden-variety, nickel-and-dime criminal.

Just like the wise mafia hood always tries to stay invisible to the public at large, the non-stupid criminal eschews the fancy wigs and makeup for the tried-but-true simplicity of the ski mask or perhaps a panty hose disguise. Even a caveman could understand that.

"No Laughing Matter"

No, a circus clown suit ain't cuttin' the smart mustard, either. But that didn't stop a 44-year-old Pennsylvania woman from knocking over a bank for 7,000 bucks "clad as a clown" (pictures at the top). This week Carolyn Williams (mug shot above, sans the clown makeup) admitted to pulling the bank job in clown garb and pleaded guilty to felony robbery in Northampton County Court.

So what prompted this married mother of two to don "a clown suit, red nose, [multicolored] wig, leggings and a white scarf" and then hold up a bank? Williams said some kidnappers had nabbed her kids and forced her to pull the job. Right! And I'm sure they insisted on the clown costume too. I can only imagine:

"Look, broad, not only are you gonna go hit that bank for us, but you're going to wear this here clown attire, damn it. And if you don't wear it, and if you pull this piece of work in some other kind of costume, then you're never going to see these two little punks ever again," the kidnappers must have told her.

And never mind that by kidnapping the kids and conspiring on the bank job, these kidnappers were suddenly in on two major crimes, whereas they'd only be on the hook for one if they'd simply hit the bank themselves. I realize a lot of these criminals are stupid, but downright imbecilic?

The Kind of Getaway Only a Circus Clown Could Come Up With

Anyway, so much for gratitude, as those pesky kidnappers didn't even provide Williams with a decent getaway plan, apparently. After the job, cops say she drove a mere mile away to a park, where she proceeded to park her car and light up a damn cigarette! (Apparently she had removed some of the clown suit, but I doubt she had time to remove her makeup by then).

Cops found this madcap nicotine fiend right there in the car suckin' down her cancer stick. That's when Williams tried to throw the cops off their game by first feeding them the kidnapping story and then claiming there was a bomb in the car.

But those antics only delayed the inevitable. After evacuating the park and calling in the bomb squad, the cops discovered there was no bomb. Instead, they found "the clown costume, two loaded handguns, a large amount of money and the phony explosive, which was fashioned from a can of soup and bagged rice."

The Funny Farm or the Prison Farm?

Now having pleaded guilty, this bank-rolling buffoon and her hijinks face 20 years in the state hoosegow, where the only thing colorful about her outfit will be its bright orange consistency. At least there, however, she should get plenty of her favorite grub of choice -- canned soup and rice.

But alas, there appears to be one trick that may just spoil that prison punchline: At Williams' sentencing in a few months, her lawyer reportedly may try to argue that Williams is deranged and should be tossed in the bug house instead of the big house. But I'm not so sure about that one:

Just like (as Winston Wolf says) being a character does not mean that you have character, the same holds here: Just because you committed a stupid crime with a crazy story does not mean that you are, literally, crazy. Besides, I'd think that Williams would prefer the joint, where her access to her beloved smokes should be much more readily available.

http://articles.mcall.com/2011-06-08/news/mc-bethlehem-township-clown-bank-robb20110608_1_clown-suit-kidnapping-plot-williams

http://www.lehighvalleylive.com/bethlehem/index.ssf/2011/06/knbt_clown_robbery_bethlehem_t.html