The newest sexting/donging photos that have emerged over the past 36 hours on TMZ.com (shown above) have to be the most entertaining ones yet. Here you have this pompous, demented little man known as Anthony's Weiner in the U.S. House gym snapping Blackberry photos of he and his Cap'n Winkie in various states of undress.Then he sexted the pics out to young ladies on the Net. And it seems like he can't get enough of himself, in more ways than one or two, as he has his grubby little paws are all over his package in several of the new photos.
Obama Brings the Rancor to Anthony's Wanker
This as several democrat party powerbrokers over the past few days have joined the catcalls for Anthony and his main vein to step down, including House minority whip Steny Hoyer and the very latest: Obama himself on Tuesday's Today Show saying "I would resign" if Obama was in Weiner's same erect position.
These various voices giving Anthony's Weiner the shaft have joined the chorus that began on Saturday from former Creature of the House Nancy Pelosi and democrat national committee chairman Debbie "Wasserman" Schultz. The chokehold upon Anthony's chicken only continues to tighten.
Anthony's Weiner & Deranged Right-Wingers Sure Make Unlikely Bedfellows
But on Monday, Anthony's Weiner had at least one (albeit unlikely) supporter still out there: Conservative talk mogul Rush Slimebaugh. Slimebaugh's Monday broadcast came complete with the old bag of wind imploring Anthony's Weiner to stay the course and "don't let them [democrat opponents] lick you."
Of course, Slimebaugh's interests lie (and lick) in the continued embarrassment to the democrat party that Anthony's Weiner represents. In short, Anthony's babymaker has become more like a widowmaker for the democrat party in terms of ongoing barrage of negative publicity.
Anthony's Weiner Has Gone "Fencing," But It Has Little to Do with His Pork Sword
Following the announcement of Anthony's Weiner over the weekend that he planned to take a "leave of absence" from Congress to pursue "sex therapy," the further news on Monday was that he's actually "on the fence" about whether to resign (running contrary to reports over the weekend that his pole was toolin' around defiant in the ugly faces of Pelosi and "Wasserman" Schultz, to whom Anthony's Weiner expressed every intention of remaining in Congress).
Sources close to Anthony's Weiner (what does that mean, anyway, his drawers? His jockstrap? His Blackberry?) reportedly said Monday that his decision on whether to resign will be based on a come-to-jackhammer (errr, Jesus) conversation that he intends to have with wife Huma Abedin once she returns from a current trip as Hillary Clinton's valet.
Before making any final decision on whether or not to to step down, Anthony's Weiner reportedly wants his wife to look him "in the eye" as he speaks frank(furter)ly. That, of course, raises up a whole host of other issues and speculation as to which eye, precisely, he is talking about. But regardless...
Sch-Wanz Him Gone, But Anthony's Weiner Told Her to Pound Pole
If Anthony's Weiner does decide to "stick" around in Congress, he may come out with his Gun 'a Blazin' (at the very least, he won't be shootin' blanks) when it comes to Creature Pelosi. After the Creature Feature failed to force Anthony's Weiner under cover over the weekend, one democrat party lawmaker told Politico.com:
"She fired the shot. And if he doesn't resign, she fired and missed. He's not the kind of guy you want out there doing [sh*t] to retaliate." Especially if he happens to corner you in the House gym, it would appear.
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