This Is One Sick Man: "Paralyzed Base Jumper Knows No Fear As He Throws Himself Off 1,100ft Bridge in a Wheelchair"!

This guy needs some help. And BTW, I thought that landing in a parachute was the equivalent of jumping off a 2 or 3 story building? Meaning, you have to land by bending your legs and rolling or you risk a compound fracture. How the hell is this Lonnie Bissonnette character pulling that one off in the two-wheeler?!? (Link below/pictures above of LB wheeling off New River Gorge Bridge in West Virginia).

The most deranged part of this story is that this guy was paralyzed in the first place by pulling one of these crazy jump stunts. Ya know what -- that's it. That's enough already. I don't want to see anymore of this story. People need to keep their damn heights to themselves. I'm outta here...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2404171/Paralysed-base-jumper-Lonnie-Bissonnette-throws-1-100ft-bridge-WHEELCHAIR.html

Are You Ready for Some gop-Ball? "NFL Owners Spend Big on Campaigns and Political Action Committees," With gop-er Donations "Dominating"...

Hey all you right-winger NFL owners -- the democrat party has three words for ya:  I-R-S.

And if the taxing authorities don't kill ya, the democrat party's second favorite bullying tactic (errrr, word) probably will: 
R-E-G-U-L-A-T-I-O-N.

Going against The Man.  What the hell are these NFL owners thinkin'? 

http://washingtonexaminer.com/political-football-nfl-owners-spend-big-on-campaigns-and-pacs/article/2535157

"Outrage" Over Shithouse Labeled "Obama's Presidential Library": But C'Mon, Leftists -- This Ain't Even in the Same League With that Overblown Rodeo Clown!

If one must peruse reading materials on the life and so-called legacy of Barry Obama, then the crapper seems as good of a location to me as any. It's called multi-tasking. Dispensing with two raunchy tasks both at the same time. So I can see where this guy in New Mexico (links below) got the idea...

And what's so wrong with it? Why the reported "outrage," leftists? This sure as hell ain't the Missouri State Fair rodeo clown who wore the Obama mask last month. Although completely overblown by leftists, at least there they could cling to the nugget that the clown and PA announcer had incited the crowd to cheer for a bull to run over said Obama masked clown.

But I don't see (nor smell) any such bodily harm suggestion nugget in this southwestern shitter that's been erected to serve as Obama's Presidential Library. So what is it now, leftists? Any making fun of His Majesty is to be met with nationwide outcry, now matter the silliness or the harmlessness of the gesture or criticism? Talk about a cult of personality.

As for me, I will continue to criticize and make fun of Obama as I see fit. Dude's a jackass. I don't even need to head to the privy to figure that one out. I've already read all too much about it for five long years now.

http://www.wnd.com/2013/09/obamas-presidential-library-is-an-outhouse/
http://www.breitbart.com/InstaBlog/2013/09/04/Outrage-over-Outhouse-Labeled-Obama-s-Presidential-Library

Senator McShame: Leading gop-er Supporter of Obama's Neocon Plan to Attack Syria, John McCain, Has the Gall to "Play Poker During War Hearing"...

Tuesday's hearing -- of the Senate Committee on Foreign Relations -- saw top Obama minions like the completely hypocritical leftist SOS SOB John Kerry trying to lay out the bullshit case why the U.S. should attack a sovereign country that hasn't attacked us in order to help out a Syrian rebellion propped up by Al Qaeda terrorists...

But this subject matter apparently bored Tired Old Man McCain, who basically "voted present" at the hearing (as he was so fond of accusing Obama in 2008) and disgracefully sat there playing video poker on his iPhone (as pictured above). He later Tuesday on Twitter even had the unmitigated nerve to make light of his pathetic actions -- in essence also making light of congressional proceedings on the trivial issue of whether America should go to war (link below). Guess it's all just a game to the half-senile old man.

McCain is not only so old and worn out now that he has no business serving as a U.S. Senator (I question his basic competency to hold office, frankly). And he was not only (in 2008) one of the most sad, pathetic and ill-conceived presidential candidates that I've seen during all my years (a Georgia shithouse could've been the democrat party nominee and beaten McCain that year)...

More important than any of that, McCain's also been one of the greatest enablers of the absolutely destructive neoconservative foreign policies of W Bush and his successor, Barack "Bush-Lite" Obama. When the old codger should be seriously questioning those policies, he's instead more interested in ante-ing up at the ol' Texas Hold 'Em table. 

McCain needed to retire years ago. He does a continuing disservice to his country and home state by dragging his sorry old sack of bones and diminishing mental capacity into the Senate on a regular basis. And don't away mad, Old Man, but do please, please, please just go away. I mean, just think of all the time you'll have in retirement to yuck it up some more over the fun you have playing poker, blackjack and all the various games of chance!  Neocon Creep.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-politics-live/the-senates-syria-hearing-live-updates/?id=ed01ca14-222b-4a23-b12c-c0b0d9d4fe0a

Postscript:  Gotta love how, thus far, the leftist "mainstream media" and leftist blogosphere have mostly ignored or done their very best to downplay (i.e. join the Old Man in joking around about) this story about McCain's disgusting actions, since this story very much tends to undermine McCain's helpful propensity for backing the Neocon ways of a president who has a "D" next to his name.  Leftist hypocrites.  Same as it ever was.

Labor Day Ludicrous: "Boy, 11, Begins Freshman Year at College, Majoring in Quantum Physics"! Ya Know, I Can Certainly See Why There's a Rush to Get Into the Job Market These Days...

An incessant American unemployment rate at 7.5 to 8 percent is referred to by leftists in the media and elsewhere as "the new normal." Translation: get used to it and don't expect the democrat party to raise a finger to address it -- a lot of unemployed and destitute people, after all, give them ever more welfare recipients and a lot of potential voters. Or, as Obama might simply put it, "What Jobs Council?"

And that unemployment rate's actually much higher, of course, since it doesn't account for the millions and millions of Americans who have just given up and left the workforce during the Obama regime. What's left is a terrible American job market that has rendered so many new college degrees more worthless than the paper they're printed on, for the first time in American history.

Even some traditional careers previously viewed as safe and secure to pursue -- such as the legal field -- face a glut of new graduates who simply can't find a job this side of McDonald's. The jobs just aren't out there, and neither rotten party could seem to give a rat's ass about it.

So it's with this cesspool labor environment in mind that I get to this 11-year-old in Texas named Carson Huey-You (easy for You to say), who's just begun his freshman year of college at Texas Christian University (link below)...

You's parents should be commended. It's important to push a kid to skip as many grades as possible, graduate high school before the age of 12, and toss his teenage years in the garbage. The ultimate goal should be a college degree by 15, an age when most kids have developed a very distinct level of maturity -- even if they're not allowed to drive, vote, or buy smokes or a drink just yet.

These principles become especially important in a current job market best described as a graveyard. If I was a strappin' young lad, I'd just be a' itchin' too these days to break into the mighty American workforce. Roll me out there at age 16, I'd say! Or, as John Fogerty and Steve Buscemi once said, "Put me in Coach!" But better just hope Coach doesn't run out of money to pay your unemployment benefits.

http://dfw.cbslocal.com/2013/08/27/tcu-college-freshman-is-just-11-years-old/

The Key to Happiness & Success in Life, Courtesy of Big Apple's Nanny, Mayor Bloomberg: Cut Down on Them Damn Wasteful Shithouse Visits, Among Other Useful Suggestions!

Spewed Bloomberg in an interview this week:  "Work hard. Really hard. I always tried to be the first one in in the morning and the last one to leave at night, take the fewest vacations and the least time away from the desk to go the bathroom or have lunch."

There you have it. Deep. Profound. Want happiness and success? Don't eat, thereby reducing the amount of time you need to spend on the can. And avoid vacations, which are overrated. And be sure to log 80-hour work weeks, since you don't have anything important to do anywhere else anyway.

And as for everything else in life away from work, just let Big Brother Bloomberg and the government do your thinking for you. They know what's best. You need them to take care of you, and that's what they're there for. Lord knows you can't do it on your own. You're too tired and weak from those 16-hour days and 2-minute lunches, after all.

http://politicker.com/2013/08/mayor-bloomberg-take-fewer-bathroom-breaks-to-succeed/

"Who Made Barack Obama the Wyatt Earp of the Global Village?" Right-Winger Pat Buchanan Nails It -- Obama Has No Business Sticking America's Military Snout Into Syria...

Adds Buchanan (link below): "Who deputized the United States to walk the streets of the world pistol-whipping bad actors? Where does our imperial president come off drawing 'red lines' and ordering nations not to cross them?"

Under the familiar dubious pretense of "weapons of mass destruction" and the allegation that Syrian dictator Assad himself ordered a gas attack on Syrian rebels and civilians (even though it would have been completely against his interests to do so), Obama is once again preparing to Go Libya and flex his neoconservative, W Bush-Light muscles by attacking Syria to accomplish the unstated neocon goal of regime change (or, at the very least, the goal of making a political statement that no one crosses Obama once he draws a red line!).

An American attack on Syria would now seem inevitable, but I hope it isn't. The United States has no business getting involved in foreign wars and military incursions (even if "only" short-term bombing is initially involved) unless it's absolutely necessary. And attacking Syria (which risks a much broader war or military conflict bringing in Iran, Hezbollah and Israel) sure as hell ain't that.

Buchanan, BTW, may be a devoted right-winger with whom I've often disagreed on many things, but he's always been consistent on this point regardless of the letter next to the president's name: You don't involve the American military abroad unless such a course of action (unlike attacking Syria) is vital to American interests. I can recall, for example, Buchanan's opposition (along with that old walking sarcophagus, Bob Novak) to both old man Bush's Persian Gulf War in 1990 and W Bush's terrible, ill-conceived and lie-premised Iraq War in the 2000s.

If Obama does attack, I'll be very curious to see how muted and silent of a response we'll hear from the leftist 20 percenters -- who typically (and hypocritically) only raise a ruckus over such things when the president has an "R" next to his name. I do expect a few of them will be intellectually honest and voice their opposition to a Syrian attack, but I ain't counting on too many of them acting like that -- ya know, like decent human beings and all.

http://www.wnd.com/2013/08/congress-should-veto-obamas-war/

#9 Nightmare: Deranged Dentist Yanks Old Rotten Tooth of John Lennon at Auction for $30K, Then Announces Diabolical Plan to CLONE the Ex-Beatle from the Molar!

This story (link at bottom) may be even more demented than that little hook dentists use to scrape around inside your mouth, but I'd be lying if I didn't admit the story has me a little bit intrigued...

My favorite work of Lennon came from around the time of his death in late 1980, with that year's "Double Fantasy" album and some of the posthumous material that came out. If he hadn't been whacked out like that, just "imagine" some of the great music that might have followed, possibly to this day.

But alas, even if Dr. Yankemstein was to create his fake Lennon clone tomorrow, we'd still have to wait 40 freakin' years for the clone to reach that point in his life where Lennon was in 1980.

So hows about we instead clone from some old tooth off of Anna Nicole Smith or Farrah Fawcett? Then I'd only have to wait 18 years before those hot little numbers would be up for grabs.

http://now.msn.com/john-lennon-tooth-michael-zuk-dentist-wants-to-clone-singer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cQdGq2y6_0 (This is a YouTube video of my favorite pre-1980 Lennon tune, "#9 Dream", which (who would've figured) reached #9 on the Billboard Hot 100 in 1974 -- a beautiful, catchy, transcending sort of song that always takes me back to the first time I ever heard it, circa 1985).

Weekend EXCLUSIVE That You Heard Here First: Hillary Clinton's 2016 democrat party Presidential Running Mate Will Be Current Newark New Jersey Mayor Cory Booker...

I read the first linked story this week about VP Joe Biden's delusional thinking that he actually has a chance against Clinton in the 2016 democrat party presidential primary, and then the thought occurred to me:  If Biden runs (probably will) against Hillary (who certainly will) and Biden loses (which he certainly will), might we be stuck with the gaffe-prone old fool Biden for 8 more years as VP? In other words, might Hillary select him to be her running mate?

But it immediately struck me -- no way in hell. Hillary will be a bona fide old codger in 2016 and will want some young blood to run with her. So that led me to consider -- what young democrat party punk will it be?

That's where the second WSJ link comes in -- an article making it clear that Hillary in 2016 will need to attract a very strong black turnout (it needs to approach Obama's high black turnout even if Hillary can't possibly equal it) -- along with a heavy dose of the other non-white and single female vote -- if she wants to ensure victory over the right-winger gop-er party candidate.

So what we're left with: (1) Young; (2) Black; and (3) Male (since Hillary will not peg an all-female ticket).  Now, who fits that bill and would also likely run well as a national candidate, appealing widely to voters of all races?

Booker's the only person I can think of to meet those criteria and to be somewhat known nationally.  Plus, by 2016, he won't just be the "Newark Mayor," but will then be a U.S. Senator (with a helpful limited Senate voting record, just like Obama had), since he's running this year for the Senate from New Jersey and will win.

So there you have it. No need for any further speculation in the next three years. Clinton will run with Booker. And that's not some sort of wishful thinking on my part, nor any kind of endorsement of Booker. He seems like a personable enough sort, but I know little about his total world view (which I assume is decidedly leftist).

Plus, once I get to know better just about any of these democrat party or gop-er politicians, I nearly always dislike them. Not to mention, no one votes for Vice President anyway (even if VP selection can help "turn out the vote" from one candidate's own voters), and I sure as shit won't be voting for the sleazy Hillary (nor likely for the gop-er party nominee) in 2016.

So no agenda here. Just a prediction that you can make book on.  Bank on it. Mark it down. Leastways, until I change, withdraw or modify it somewhere down the line. I reserve the right, after all, to let my opinion "evolve," as the current president and his followers are so fond of spouting.

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887323423804579020781151204004.html?mod=WSJ_hpp_LEFTTopStories
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887324139404579013144182779468.html?mod=WSJ_hpp_sections_opinion

Stop the Press: Even Left-Leaning Chicago Tribune Now Says Obamacare Was an "Ill-Conceived Law," "Strong-Armed" Into Effect By democrat party, & Which Now Should Be "Delayed & Re-Written"!

I don't mean to toot my own Independent horn over here from back in 2009 and 2010 when I did my best to crusade in this space against this huge far leftist 20 percenter monstrosity piece of legislation known as Obamacare...

Which was foisted into law (actually, I'm kinda liking "strong-armed" better) against the will of the American people on a straight party-line vote by the democrat party using every dirty trick, piece of corruption, and parliamentary gimmick known to man ("It was 'reconciliation', not the 'nuclear option!'", the leftist slimes once screamed at me on the Facebook, as if there's any meaningful distinction).

So I don't mean to toot my own horn over here, BUT:  TOOT, TOOT!  And then TOOT TOOT again. (Maybe The Trib could use a good IRS audit or something, right leftists?)

http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2013-08-18/opinion/ct-edit-obamacare-0818-jm-20130818_1_health-care-president-obama-ill-conceived-law

New Study: "Wolves Have a Unique Singing Voice," with Each Smelly, Snarling Creature Having an Individually Recognizable Howl. And I'm Here to Testify...

Stick a blindfold on my melon, and play me just a few seconds of such rabid creatures as Rush Slimebaugh, Bill Maher, Sarah Palin, Michael Moore, Sean Hannity, Rachel Maddow, etc., etc., and I'll identify each howl by the sleazeball's name in two seconds flat.

You see, those screeches truly are highly distinct, even if the underlying blather and substance is little more than garden-variety noise pollution.

And truth be told, using human political varmints to validate this new animal science must be fairly insulting to self-respecting real wolves everywhere, I'd admit. But then, I'm an insulting sort of guy.

http://www.upi.com/Science_News/2013/07/22/Computer-voice-print-recognizes-wolves-in-the-wild-by-their-howls/UPI-22831374529213/
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2373903/Wolves-unique-singing-voice-identify-howl.html

Fry 'Em: "Two Men Wrongly Convicted of Murder Receive $12.5 Million From North Carolina" YEARS LATER. Hard to Imagine a More Compelling Case in Favor of the Death Penalty...

If, after all, North Carolina was more serious about imposing its death penalty law, and if the state had just put these two men to death years ago when first convicted, then North Carolina would not now be on the hook for over $12 million in damages...

You cannot tell me in these rotten economic times that $12 million is small potatoes to any state, and I betcha this hit ain't gonna help North Carolina one iota. The inescapable truth is this: Fry these guys (Floyd Brown and Greg Taylor; pictured above) when given the opportunity, and you won't facing all this shitstorm years down the road. Nice one, Tar Heel State!

http://abclocal.go.com/wtvd/story?section=news/local&id=9203939
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2391517/Two-North-Carolina-men-wrongly-convicted-murder-imprisoned-total-31-YEARS-receive-12-5-million-state.html

"Obama Mask Gate" at the Missouri State Fair Last Weekend at First Had Me Lookin' to Start a Fair Boycott...

But alas, those Fried Green Tomatoes (with Ranch dipping sauce; my pic above) that they serve at the Fair are just too damn tasty.  So Bye Bye, Boycott.  And Hello Fair (which I attended Monday).

Sorry leftist 20 percenters.  Feel free to call me racist, if you must, but don't you dare call me a "fairgoer from rural Missouri."  I haven't lived in Missouri for 13 freakin' years over here!

http://www.kansascity.com/2013/08/11/4403626/shameful-missouri-state-fair-stunt.html

Father Fellatio in Grave Trouble: Big Stick Catholic Priest in Boston Gets Busted For Paying Hooker to Blow His Holy Horn Down at the Damn Graveyard!

I guess there are worse places to do the deed. Inside the undertaker's workshop at the funeral parlor for one. Or in the church vestibule right before mass. And I don't even want to ponder inside the confessional. I mean, why not the graveyard? It's quiet. Just don't let the cops spot your preacher ass on that sarcophagus with a hoe...

If only "Monsignor" Arthur Coyle (pictured above) had heeded my warning. Cops in Boston this week say they caught the good reverend (a high-ranking priest in the Boston Archdiocese) with his pants down (literally) as a "known prostitute" was speaking into his mike in a local cemetery!

And this sex-starved servant of God is also apparently one cheapskate churchman, after he confided to cops that he had paid a whopping 40 bucks  to the trumpet-playing strumpet to get her knees dirty on hallowed ground.

But this life-like Oral Roberts says he didn't even get his paltry money's worth, since cops broke up the brain salad surgery before this call girl of the crypt got a chance to finish off Minister Gobble Gobble's communion wafer.

Now Padre Polish Knob should have plenty of time to hang out in the graveyard, since in addition to facing a prostitution charge, the church has put him on indefinite leave. So if you see that mausoleum a' rockin', DON'T GO a' knockin'!

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/08/06/boston-area-priest-busted-with-a-prostitute-in-a-graveyard/
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2385156/Senior-Catholic-priest-arrested-caught-red-handed-paying-40-dollars-oral-sex-known-prostitute-cemetery.html

Out of Touch: Right-Winger Drudge Report & Left-Leaning Politico Go Ape This Week on Washington Post Being Sold -- a Story That Most Americans Couldn't Give a Rat's Ass About!

Drudge Report may get a ton of page views.  But at what price? And guess how?  By linking a full panoply of right-winger and political numbnut (see WaPost sold) stories all the time, coupled with typically misleading propaganda headlines, and then incessantly drawing in a bunch of loony leftist 20 percenters who are constantly "monitoring" the same sick situation! Meantime Politico masquerades as an objective source on the same dreary, boring slate of stories but puts its own left-leaning slant on them.

Both websites bore the living hell out of me with the overwhelming majority of their content. Only in Washington DC, and only within the American political establishment (tossing in some tea party lackeys and mama's basement leftist 20 percenters just to round out this demented equation), could two such websites be so successful due to little more than the small sliver partisan and wonk audiences that prop them up.

For the record, most of us (whether Independent or whether affiliated with the awful democrat party or gop-er party) here in middle America could not give a Georgia shithouse about the Washington Post being sold to some Amazon.com lout.  But on the most highly viewed political websites amongst "beltway" leftists and right-wingers in Washington DC (such as Drudge Report and Politico), the WaPost story was the biggest story in the world (!!!) on Monday and Tuesday -- sitting completely atop those sites both days. Fools.

I swear, without my own (this) website, the UK Daily Mail, and a few other sporadic sites to entertain me, I would have little reason to even have an Internet -- sort of how it was with old Missouri head football coach Larry Smith, sans the white hair and short stature. Maybe the old dead coacher was on to something there.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/washington-post-to-be-sold-to-jeff-bezos/2013/08/05/ca537c9e-fe0c-11e2-9711-3708310f6f4d_story.html

Rainy City Renobs: Seattle Seeks to Ban "Potentially Offensive" Language Such as "Citizen" and "Brown Bag." And For Good Reason...

I'm not sure why anyone would be up in arms over this ban. "Citizen" is so stereotypical. Just because I live here and somewhat blend in does not necessarily make me a "citizen." I could be an illegal alien, or a hobo just passin' through, for all you know. Do not just go around making suppositions about me. That offends me. And it's me that matters.

Same for "brown bag." What if you schedule a "brown bag" lunch and I feel like calling out for a hot meal to be delivered in? Or what if I do bring my eats from home, but in a lunchbox instead of your "brown bag." What then? Am I gonna ruin your freakin' lunch?! Oh, and Heaven Forbid if I feel like channeling my inner wino and gettin' my drink on outta a damn "brown bag"!

I get angrier that a midget stewardess in a manhole when I hear people using these kinds of offensive words and phrases. It's so not P-C.  And thus Viva La Seattle, I say! Besides, I always credit cities and locations that put me on advance notice of why I likely would never want to visit them.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/10219389/Seattle-bans-words-citizen-and-brown-bag.html

What a Boner: Startling Revelations from Anthony's Weiner's (Carlos Danger's) Latest Sext Mate Concerning this Prick's Proclivity for Phone Sex -- Several Damn Times a Day!

Do not ever give this dick a hand. He's got it all covered himself, and then some.  To the ding dong song of 5-15 times per day!...

I haven't until now talked about the recent string of sexting/donging revelations to spank Anthony's Weiner of the democrat party. That's because, truth be told, his wanker antics are growing a little short. But then I saw this new stuff Tuesday from Anthony's Weiner's latest sext broad, 23-year-old Sydney "Elaine" Leathers (pics above and below), and I could no longer ignore!

Weiner (known in sexting/donging circles as Carlos Danger) may be refusing to pull out of the Big Apple mayoral race, but Anthony's Weiner apparently has no trouble pulling out his congressional member over and over again every single day...

Ms. Leathers tells Howard Stern that Weiner, "the peter-tweeting pol, used to call her up to five times a day - and almost every day - to have phone sex, and that still wasn't enough!"

"He could have 12 girls talking to him, beating off 15 times a day and that wouldn't be enough," marveled Ms. Leathers. "You would think his dick would hurt by the end of it!" (Indeed.)

Ms. Leathers is also questioning Anthony's Weiner's ability to grow into the mayoral position, since his "obsession with sex" might not leave him much time to govern. "How are you going to be mayor of New York City if you're c*ming five times a day?," inquired Ms. Leathers.

Ms. Leathers' other complaints include the fact that Anthony's Weiner "was just this needy little bitch -- he needs his ego stroked" (and a lot more than that, baby!). Moreover, she says, Anthony's Weiner on the horn was a "wham bam thank you ma'am" sort of phone sexer. "Conversation over, I came," Ms. Leathers recalls their conversations ending.

For her troubles, Ms. Leathers is looking to cash in on Anthony's Weiner's one-eyed notoriety. In addition to doing Stern (and showing him her "T&A" during the show), Ms. Leathers has hired a publicist and has a photo shoot in the works soon...

She's even toying with the idea of breaking into porn (and currently in discussions with porn producers at Vivid Entertainment).  But in case you're waiting with bated breath for that one, Ms. Leathers says she'll need to get a big boob job first before she'll allow any porn cameras to roll.

As for the subject of Anthony's Weiner's wife, Huma's Weiner (whose Hillary Clinton "Stand by Your Man" victim routine at hubby's presser last week seems to have backfired -- Huma being a former Hillary lackey), Ms. Leathers says she's willing to lend a hand there on Huma's Weiner too...

In particular, when asked if she would sleep with Huma's Weiner, Ms. Leathers chimed in, "Sure, she needs it."  Now if they stick THAT action in the porn picture, then I'm a' buyin'!

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/weiner_obsessed_times_dozen_raunchy_8dDkPjIWCFRr6ZDmyKurWK?utm_source=SFnewyorkpost&utm_medium=SFnewyorkpost

The Forgotten War: Saying "They Deserve Better," Obama "Calls On Americans to Remember Sacrifice of Korean War Veterans on 60th Anniversary of Peace." Don't Say I Never Agree w/ Obama...

...because I certainly agree with Obama's sentiments here. Amen. But Obama's the classic broken watch.  He's right twice a day.  It's the other 86,398 times a day that have always concerned me.

http://abclocal.go.com/kgo/story?section=news/national_world&id=9187220
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2380116/Korean-vets-deserve-better-President-Obama-says-ceremony-honoring-60th-anniversary-stalemate.html

Crown Fools: This Brit Crown Line of Succession Thing Is REALLY F*cked Up! Elevating Newborn Grandson Above Future King's Youngest Son? This Has Big Bowl of Wrong Written All Over It...

Counterintuitive. Archaic. Mindless. And just plain not makin' much sense. I'm talking about the British Crown's Line of Succession, which I was startled to read this week suddenly elevates "Prince" William's newly born little shit George straight above William's younger brother Harry to become the new King if something happens to Old Queen Elizabeth and her notorious offspring Charles.

So let me clear my throat, and let me get this straight: Say the Old Lady jets off to India or somewhere tomorrow for a Big Royal Appearance, with her nefarious son Charles and bald William in tow? And say something happens along the way (Heaven forbid) and the jet goes down (ever seen "Nightmare at 20,000 Feet" from The Twilight Zone?).

You mean to tell me that in that situation, a little 5-day-old punk would suddenly become the King of England? OVER a 28-year-old Harry who would at least be able to make coherent decisions over such important matters as how to spend the Royal budget, where The Family will be appearing in person this year, and what to do with those crappy Region 1 DVDs that the Obamas completely insulted the Royal Family with back in 2009?

Sorry, but I just don't get this whole Limey Succession List thing. Sounds like something straight outta the year 1525. We don't have such issues over here in the States, BTW. When one of ours departs, we just annoint a new Bush, Clinton or Obama as the new Monarch...

That's a tradition here that's been goin' on for 25 plus years now in the Good Ol' U-S-of-A! Although very suddenly now, I take back the derogatory things I said above about the Brits' Royals. At least their royal assholes don't have any real power.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_George_of_Cambridge

Under Pressure: "Despite Uncanny Physical Resemblance, Sacha Baron Cohen WON'T Play Freddie Mercury" in Upcoming Queen Biopic Film. Good News!

It seems that Cohen had "creative differences" with the surviving Queen band members that led him to "remove himself" from the role (link below). Translation: Cohen wanted a more filthy film that would be all about him (i.e. centered exclusively on his Mercury character), while the band wants a PG picture focusing on the entire group.

I, for one, am glad that Cohen hit the bricks. I don't like it when clowns play serious characters in films. See, e.g., Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson in "Starsky and Hutch"; Johnny Knoxville and Seann William Scott in "Dukes of Hazzard"...

Freddie Mercury was one of the most dynamic and memorable performers and vocalists in rock music history, and he led a highly complex life that tragically ended due to the AIDS disease in 1991. His legacy deserves a serious actor to play him, and not some zany comedian more interested in hoggin' the screen with wild sexual antics aimed at shocking the audience.

In terms of my nominations for this role, Obama's an outstanding thespian, but he doesn't look the part and would be handicapped by the fact that he wouldn't be allowed to read from prompter. Or, I might nominate Ryan Reynolds or Ryan Gosling, but those dudes' films have recently been bombing out worse than a Glade can in a Georgia shithouse.

I'm actually at a bit of a loss, because the actor can't be too old. Hows a' bout a relative unknown 30-something?  Maybe Mike Vogel ("Under the Dome," "Bates Motel"), Charlie Hunnam ("Sons of Anarchy"), or Joel Kinnaman ("The Killing")...

Or what about a real wildcard -- Avan Jogia from ABC Family Channel's "Twisted" (too young at 21?). Regardless, anyone but Cohen is the bottom line over here. Buzz off, Borat.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gpn8MANhdLU
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-207_162-57595107/sacha-baron-cohen-exits-freddie-mercury-biopic/

Alley Oop: "He Was Just a Neanderthal Type of Man -- He Used My BBQ Grill as an Ashtray & Drank Out My Milk Container, w/ Unusual Proclivities in Bed," Spouts Caveman's Old Lady!

Methinks World Wrestling Entertainment needed to sign up this alleged old lady-stalkin' Cro-Magnon Man (link below) yesterday.  What, with Doink the Clown and Buzz Sawyer now Gones-ville, and Abdullah The Butcher pushing 90, Kamala the Ugandan Headhunter hobbling around on half a leg, and Original Gangsta New Jack not so visible anymore -- who's gonna fill the hardcore entertainment void?

Gotta take a risk, WWE.  Take a chance.  Betcha this crazy Caveman, in return, will take a stab himself (in more ways than one), and reward you only too well with his crazy antics. Leastways, that's the way I'd run a wrestling federation -- sign the Caveman.

Gotta entertain the People, after all. Without that, the People are left to their own resorts, and find themselves watching the likes of "Under the Dome" and "Siberia" on Monday nights.  I don't think even Vincent K. McMahon is so blind. Look at that Caveman go!

http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/i-live-in-fear-of-anyone-coming-to-my-door/2013/07/14/26c11442-e359-11e2-aef3-339619eab080_story.html
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcNSGFeUIV0