HEADLINE: "Get a Locker Room! Why Do Beach Volleyballers Feel Need to Put on Such a Show?" ME: Why in the Freak Would You EVER Ask Why?!?

"Get a Locker Room"??  How 'bout, get a damn life. And a clue. Who wrote that headline, anyway (link below)?  Rick Santorum and Pat Buchanan down at a Texas tea party rendezvous?

Beach volleyball is my favorite Olympic sport, and I don't take too nicely to grouchy old curmudgeons trying to run it down...

I mean, just look at those broads!  They obviously enjoy what they're doing.  They love their teammates and ain't afraid to show it. Besides, what's a little grab-ass amongst girlfriends in the full spirit of Olympic competition?  It's a beautiful sight, I say.

And, in one of the hottest summers in the history of the civilized world, these dames are dressing accordingly.  I love these little numbers and how they conduct their business.

Just keep Mayor Bloomberg the hell away from these ladies.  He might try to milk 'em.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2182839/Olympics-2012-Canadian-Italian-beach-volleyball-stars-hands-other.html

Too Pooped to Pop: "Is Team USA Having Too Much Sex in London?" Disappointing American Olympic Performances Reportedly May Be Due to "Rampant Sex in Olympic Village." And I Think There's Little Doubt...

To wit:

-The US Team is way behind on the gold medal count list and is barely treading water on the overall medal count lead.

-Recently there's been the story that thousands and thousands of condoms ("emblazoned with the Olympic rings") have been "shipped to athletes' dwellings."

-Then there was the recent account by US soccer broad Hope Solo that "the Games are basically just one big, toned orgy."

This set of facts led right-winger website Daily Caller to conclude this week that "it's easy to assume that Team USA's head is buried in the bosom of a fellow athlete rather than focused on the competition."

But how rather crude! No need to pull out and insert sexual hyperbole here.

Rather, three simple words can finish the job much better than a Michael Phelps breast stroke and summarize why sex and athletic training and competition simply never mix (as originally snarled by the below-pictured grumpus Mickey Goldmill in the film Rocky):  "Women - Weaken - Legs!"

So word to the wise, young men: If you've got a game or a match tomorrow, lay off that pet shop dame.

http://dailycaller.com/2012/07/31/is-team-usa-having-too-much-sex-in-london/

Part-Time Stripper & Adult Film Star Octomom Calls for Online Donations to Help Buy Her a New Damn House!

...But you receive no opportunity to glimpse the Octomom naked (even the new enhanced version) if you do contribute.

Hard to say whether that factor will undermine, or actually increase, the number of donations.

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2012/07/octomom-nadya-suleman-seeking-online-donations-for-house-payment.html

Big Apple Mayor Bloomberg Ordains that Hospitals Should Lock Up Baby Formula & Give New Mothers a Good Talking To to Try to Coerce Them Into Breastfeeding: Dirty Old Man!

I think he's deranged. Just look at him.  But this is just the latest far leftist, nanny-state-style pronouncement from the "Independent"-in-name-only New York City mayor (first link below), but I'm also detecting another common theme in all of this "progressive" foolishness...

Today's edict  shows the Good Mayor is most def(initely) interested in seeing as many Mamas breastfeeding in public as possible.  Compare that with his recent decree to regulate and ban certain cup, jug and can sizes in Metropolis...

And then there were his statements following the Colorado massacre expressing support for new laws controlling the ability to buy, sell and possess guns and big bazookas.  Bloomberg's also on record as being a leading advocate of NYC dictating people's behavior when it comes to the two giant twins of so-called restaurant health vices (cigarettes and salt).

There's a pattern at play. If I didn't know any better over here (and I don't know any better), I'd say this grumpy old curmudgeon Bloomberg is obsessed with boobs!  I'm talking more infatuated with all things breast than Larry David spottin' a titmouse scurrying around in his pantry (second link below).

I mean, what's next from this guy Bloomberg?  Banning large headlights in the City?  Renaming the local NBA team the New York Knockers?  Replacing every cab and newspaper stand in Manhattan with a damn wet nurse?

Someone really should get this leftist 20 percenter a little help.  He's sick.  Please, some professional help before Mayor Suckling next tries going out on the street and giving suck off his own breast.  In less than 16-ounce increments, of course.

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/mayor_knows_breast_WqU1iYRQvwbEkDuvn0vb1H
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbyH9w8zaWY ("Larry David's Obsessed with Breasts")

Filthy Frisbee Freak: Buck Naked Bozo Allegedly Makes Jackass of Himself, Raisin' a Ruckus on Disc Golf Course Before Hiding from Cops in the Hole of a Damn Portable Outhouse!

Let this be a lesson to the cops:  Anytime they're seeking a hiding suspect who just went on a berzerk rampage in a public place, then forget lookin' up them trees.  Forget peeking down the nearby manholes (errr, personholes).  Forget searchin' them vacants and flophouses a few blocks away on skid row.  Instead, before looking anywhere else, find the nearest portable shithouse and take a real close gander down that there poop hole.  Just be sure to bring along a barf bag. Oh, and also maybe a real long grabber pick stick...

Cops in Brunswick, Maine say this was one sick stinkpot (link to full story at bottom).  Instead of heading to the local frisbee (or "disc") golf course looking to work on his long game, the deranged 29-year-old suspect allegedly went short on sense and clothing, stripping down buck naked and going ape right out there on the damn frisbee fairway!

Yep, this demented disrobed divot dork allegedly "went on a tear" out there, gettin' his buck naked business on by first tossing over a bunch of smelly trash cans down by the Leaderboard.  And this daft denuded dufus apparently has a bona fide dirt fetish, since his next step on this rotten piece of work was allegedly to "roll around in the mud" for no good reason.

And what's a putrid depraved punk to do after expending that kind of underdone energy?  Have a seat, of course (and no, we're not even to the shithouse part yet).  Cops say this stitch-less stinkweed creep topped off his little lunatic-of-the-links act by depositing his kooky, bizarre bare-ass in a bunch of (appropriately enough) those diaper-looking little baskets where the frisbee golfers try to toss their big round things.

 Enter 5-0 (finally) right about that time, but ALAS:  Batty bare-skinned bum had made himself more scarce out there on the ol' golf course than Tiger Woods' putting game post-Elin Nordegren.  But luckily for the cops, one of Brunswick's finest (whom I can only assume really had to go) heard something or someone milling around down in the crapper tank of a nearby portable shithouse...

That's right, that was the maniacal malodorous madmen maneuvering around "in the bottom of the portable toilet," although truth be told I have no freakin' idea how cops could tell it was him from a giant stinkbug wallowing around down there in the stench-mired muck.

But regardless, check out this dilemma that was created for cops when their suspect was located down at the bottom of a shithouse!  Cops reportedly first had to "eventually" endeavor to "fish out" this stinky strange brew from his crapper crevice (what, did they let him stew down there for awhile first?).

Next up, they had to garner some garden hoses in order to "spray down" the nasty naked nut-job before they could haul his bonkers breakwind behind off to the hoosegow.  Yep, straight from the shithouse to the big-house.  I'm still pondering whether one would consider that a good or a bad trade for the perp (?).

http://www.nbcconnecticut.com/news/weird/NATL-Cops-Find-Naked-Suspect-at-Bottom-of-Port-a-Potty-161931475.html

"Man Buys 17-Pound Lobster at Restaurant, Releases It Into Sea." This Story Inspired Me Today...

...So I bought a couple of Monster Thickburgers down at the local Hardees joint, and then I tossed one of them out in a cattle pasture on the outskirts of town.  It really gives one a warm feeling inside, being ecologically friendly.

http://www.nbcconnecticut.com/news/local/Man-Releases-17-Pound-Lobster-from-Restaurant---163682766.html

Postscript: I might have instead grabbed some Chick-fil-A and then made a beeline for the nearest chicken coop, but patronizing Chick-fil-A just ain't politically correct these days.  (Or put another way, I'm just not much of a chicken sandwich dude, truth be told).

http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2012-07-25/news/ct-met-chicago-chick-fil-a-20120725_1_1st-ward-gay-marriage-ward-alderman

"I Love Abusing This Kid!" Is This Connecticut Broad the Worst Mom EVER After Allegedly Documenting Her Extensive Abuse of Her Toddler Daughter in Videos and Texts?

As Bad Parent Month continues on TIR, I can't imagine the sort of subhuman slime would do and say some of these things to a 10-month-old kid. Maybe the sort of scuzball who would wear a "The Best Things In Life Are Expensive" T-Shirt? (Links to full story at bottom)...

This sleazy lout (allegedly) is 20-year-old Kellie Park of West Haven, Connecticut (Facebook and mug pics above and below; the infant in question in not pictured).  She was arrested earlier this month after her little daughter's Old Man turned over an assortment of videos and texts to the cops which allegedly show Mama repeatedly going to town on the little tot.  Actually, that's an understatement:

-At one point, Mama's allegedly says about the kid, "I'll fucking break her face in!"

-At another point, Mama reportedly rejoices and takes heart in the fact that "I love abusing this kid!"

-Mama's also allegedly heard "yelling at the baby to eat stuff off the floor" like some sort of domesticated pet.

-And apparently the kid eating anywhere but from the floor was a big issue with Mama, since the videos also purportedly show Mama "throwing food at the baby while she is still in her high chair."

-After that awful treatment, the video allegedly shows Mama next putting the tike in a crib, "which she then proceeds to shake until the baby falls out."

-At another juncture, Mama allegedly kicks a big gate on top of the crying little girl -- just for good measure, apparently.

But good news for now, as the kid's been taken away from Mama, who faces charges of "assault, cruelty to persons, and risk of injury and threatening."  Here's hoping that Mama's next Facebook pose sports a nice bright orange set of new threads.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/connecticut-mom-kellie-park-arrested-abuses-infant-sends-videos-torment-dad-article-1.1102634
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2165681/I-love-abusing-kid-Mother-videoed-assault-torment-month-old-baby-sent-childs-father.html

"Mysterious Goat Man" in Utah Confirmed (By Authorities) to NOT Actually Be Part Goat. Boy That's a Real Load Off...

Apparently this has been quite the mystery out in Ogden, Utah in recent weeks (link at bottom):  A strange creature exhibiting both man-like and goat-like traits and tendencies while he milled around amongst a herd of wild goats up in the Wasatch Mountains...

Well, mystery solved this week, reportedly:  State wildlife cops say the odd beast is really just a male hunter decked out in a "goat suit," fleece and all (where does a person go about finding such a suit, anyway?). (None of your business why I'm askin'). 

Cops also confirm that the man is 100% human and not at all (or in any part) goat -- not even in a 1/32 Elizabeth Warren hokey ancestry claim sort of way. 

So as for his story, this non-Giles Goat-Boy in Utah reportedly told cops he was just "testing out" the goat suit because he wanted to "prepare for an archery hunt of mountain goats next year." Course, that goes nowhere towards explaining why he felt compelled to root around within a pack of wild goats while sporting said suit.

And if you're planning to participate in a hunting season on a particular animal, wouldn't disguising yourself as the animal perhaps be the last thing you'd ever want to do?

But I maybe I'm being a little hard on the goat boy. As an anonymous "agitated" caller implored cops last week, "Leave goat man alone. He's done nothing wrong."

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/07/24/mysterious-goat-man-identified-as-hunter/?test=latestnews
http://lasvegas.cbslocal.com/2012/07/24/goat-man-in-utah-mountains-identified-as-hunter/

Almost Four Years into Obama Presidency, a New Poll Shows 18% of Likely Voters Blame Bush for the Rotten State of the Economy...

...In case some wonder what I mean when I use the phrase that I coined, "leftist 20 percenter"...

http://thehill.com/polls/239377-the-hi

Drunk Meth-Head Mayor in Missouri (Allegedly) Pisses Away Taxpayer Dollars Down at the Strip Club: But Give Me This Cat Any Day Over the Politicians in Washington...

OK, so maybe he drinks a little too heavily and then gets behind the wheel. OK, so maybe he's a meth addict. OK, so maybe he uses a city credit card to run up thousands of dollars in tabs down at the local strip joint.  At least dude's so involved in his extracurriclar activities that he has no time to screw up the business of government. I say we run this crazy freak for president!

His name is Nathan Grellner (pictured above), and he's the mayor of Valley Park, Missouri. And the Mayor's reportedly been very busy lately. Just not with his mayoral duties (link at bottom)...

I mean, this guy's been out there partying like a damn rock star (allegedly)!  To wit:

-Last month the Good Mayor checked himself into the hospital, claiming exhaustion. Turns out, however, that he was reportedly there to be treated for methamphetamine abuse.

-Two days earlier, he was hospitalized after being arrested on suspicion of driving while intoxicated and resisting arrest. But he was allegedly able to escape police custody by fleeing the hospital when no one was lookin'!

-The Mayor is also in hot water for allegedly using his city credit card to charge up thousands of dollars at the aforementioned strip joint (often when he was supposed to be at public meetings). But those charges were just for starters...

-He also allegedly used the card to buy a $2,500 washer and dryer, a $575 Bosch shop vacumm, and also a "miter saw and hammer drill" to renovate his home.

-Then, apparently being famished by that flurry of activity, this Mayor McCheese allegedly ran up $2,000 more in charges at local restaurants, ranging from grub at McDonald's to $80 in eats down at the local TJ Wings joint.

But at least for the credit card business, the Mayor does have a defense. Or, at least, I guess you could call it that. He says he mixed up the city credit card with his own credit card (apparently over and over again) because he "was 'not in a state of mind' where he could distinguish between the two."

For his efforts, the Mayor is now facing a vote of no confidence -- which I find to be a bit short-sighted. Since oftentimes, the very BEST kind of politician is the one that you can't count on to do much of anything.

http://stlouis.cbslocal.com/2012/07/13/more-problems-for-the-mayor-of-valley-park/
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2173114/Mayor-exposed-METH-ADDICT-escape-custody-following-drug-driving-arrest-spent-city-money-strip-clubs.html

Dumb Control: Colorado "Dark Knight" Movie Theater Massacre Garners the Pat, Predictable, Exploitive Response from American Leftists & Their "Mainstream" Media...

It's as predictable as the sun coming up in the morning.  Whenever one of these sub-human slimes like James Holmes goes on a shooting rampage, the leftist 20 percenter reaction (typically almost instantaneously) is always the same, always involves political exploitation of a terrible tragedy, and is always two-fold: (1) Try hard to blame the murder spree on gop-er right-wingers; and (2) Even if that fails -- Gun Control, Baby!

And that's precisely what we saw today.  First, there was the attempt by ABC News to tie this creep Holmes to the right-winger tea party.  The reporter, Brian Ross (a decent reporter in general who tends to embarrass himself whenever he sticks his snout into political angles), pointed out that a Colorado tea party member is named James Holmes.  Only problem? So are a lot of people, and the scum who murdered the 12 people at the movie theater was not the tea party "James Holmes."  Ouch.  ABC News was later forced to issue an apology.

So when Avenue #1 didn't exactly pan out too well (what, wasn't Sarah Palin available?), there's always reliable #2, i.e. widespread calls from the leftists and their media today for "national reflection" and a new "national debate" on gun control.  Now, while gun control is a very legitimate issue on which I often find myself somewhere between the leftists and the right-wingers, it has very little (if any) relevance to a situation when some skunk-wad like Holmes decides he's going murder a bunch of people.  It's pretty simple:  A calculating sleazebucket like Holmes determined to go on a first degree murder spree is likely going to get a hold of his guns no matter how many "gun control" measures you have on the books.

And another thing:  Where are these calls for gun control from the leftists when there hasn't just been some gunman massacre?  Nowhere.  The leftists (most namely, their politicians) frequently go around avoiding the gun control issue like it was the plague since they perceive it as a non-winning, unpopular issue for them.  Now there's some real courage and conviction for ya!  But much like some drunk old man hittin' on the younger ladies down at the bar on Friday night, the leftists sure manage to work up that courage once some scuzjob whacks out some folks.  Pretty pathetic, predictable, and putrid.

http://www.politico.com/blogs/media/2012/07/abc-news-tea-party-connection-incorrect-129588.html
http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Journalism/2012/07/20/CNN-Explots-Batman-Tragedy
http://blogs.wsj.com/speakeasy/2012/07/20/salman-rushdie-sparks-furor-with-colorado-shooting-tweets/?mod=e2tw 
http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0712/78756.html

"Michelle Obama's Luxury Weekend Ski Trip Cost Taxpayers at Least $83,000." But Ann Romney Rides a Horse, Damn It!

Obama's minions have been spending millions in TV ads recently trying to portray King Flipflopper gop-er presidential nominee Mitt Romney and his wife Ann as being rich, aloof figures who are out of touch with the American people. Featured, for example, is Ann Romney's love of riding horses (Can't have that! How so completely aristocratic!)...

And truth be told, I don't feel much connection to the filthy-rich, say-anything Romney (and don't intend to vote for him), whom I would not exactly describe as being overly connected-in with the average Joe out there on the street.  I credit his lifelong financial success -- but, you see, that sort of wealth (we're talking quarter of a billion, folks) makes it nearly impossible for a man to be overly in tune with Harry the Shoe Cobbler down in the trailer park.

But someone please tell me how in the holy hell Barack Obama and wifey Michelle are any damn different!!!  Obama doesn't have Romney's level of wealth, but he's still worth at least a cool $10 million.  And when he's not attending seemingly never-ending Hollywood fundraisers, the Ivy League "academic" Obama (whom I also will not be voting for) spends taxpayer money like it's going out of style on his far leftist agenda...

Meantime, wifey Michelle spends like a drunken sailor any time she leaves DC.  We've seen her extravagant vacations over the past four years (e.g., link at bottom concerning the new final tally on her February skiing excursion), not to mention her completely tone-deaf penchant for spending big money on taking a different Air Force One than hubby so that she can meet him a few hours later at the latest vacation destination.

Tossing away that kind of taxpayer jack (whether it be on policy or pleasure) in unending terrible economic times does not smack of two people in touch with the rest of us in any way or with whom we should feel any kind of connection -- that BE the Obamas.  But also not a whole hell of a lot unlike Mitt and Ann Romney, sans the spendthrift insanity.

Ultimately, either of these two couples trying to claim they're more in-touch and "ordinary" than the other one is very much akin to a skid row wino claiming moral superiority over a passing hobo.  It rings hollow. And many of us just ain't buyin' it, "Mr. President."  But go ahead and spend your millions. Since that's what you're best at.

http://dailycaller.com/2012/07/18/michelle-obamas-luxury-weekend-ski-trip-cost-taxpayers-at-least-83000/

Honest Obama Deserves a Few (Belated) Kudos After Spouting: "If You've Been Successful, You Didn't Get There on Your Own . . . If You've Got a Business, You Didn't Build That!"

Like most of the leftist "mainstream media," I largely ignored these quotes from Obama when I first saw them over the weekend. (After all, I already had a Monday post written about other foolishness that Obama's been spewing.)  But the story's sort of taken on a life of its own this week as the gop-ers have been hammering His Majesty over his above-quoted (off-prompter) comments -- which get at Obama's world view that federal government is (or should be considered to be) at the very heart of almost everything in life and should get most of the credit for (in the form of always higher taxes from) any individual who has success in the private sector.

So since everyone's talking about it, I suppose I'll weigh in.  But not to blast Obama all over the block. I credit his honesty (if half facetiously), since he rarely has any, and he's one of the most talented leftist 20 percenter politicians in history at hiding what he truly believes...

Obama's inane quotes from over the weekend -- apart from showing the very sophomoric, petty and condescending nature of his personality ("I'm always struck by people who think [their success] must be because I was just so smart!"; who talks like that!) -- really demonstrates little more than the fact that he's a far leftist.  Gosh, like there's something new about that!

I just wish Obama would show some of this honesty a little more often.  Dude's such a damn leftist bore most of the time.  (He does make me laugh, but for all the wrong reasons).  Besides, politicians who entertain me do score brownie points with this Independent. And few things do I find more entertaining than a radical politician or other individual lettin' us all know how he really feels!

http://www.washingtontimes.com/blog/watercooler/2012/jul/15/picketvideo-obama-if-youve-got-business-you-didnt-/

I Heard Absolutely Disturbing Stats in a News Report Monday Night About Startling Increases in the Rate of Unwed Mothers in the American Black Community Over the Past 70 Years. We Need Independent-Minded Solutions...

The stats I heard (going from memory) were a 19% rate of African American children being born to an unwed mother in the 1940's, as compared with about 25% in the early-to-mid-60s, as compared with over 70 percent today.

Where are the leftist "mainstream media" and their right-winger blogosphere counterparts ever talking about these kinds of terrible stats?  The silence is deafening.  And that's very much to their discredit, since the fastest way for any kid of any race or nationality to go down the wrong path in life is to have the presence of only one parent in his/her life.  Even if marriage doesn't follow a pregnancy, a presence by both parents in the life of the child is completely essential.

Getting back to these tragic and sorrowing numbers in the African American community:  I don't purport to have the answer, to say that there are easy solutions, or even to claim that I've given the issue a great deal of thought in the past.  But I know this:  This is a dire issue that needs serious-minded people of good will to tackle.

What this issue does not need are right-wingers and leftist 20 percenters coming anywhere near it with all of their doctrinaire, extremist, ultra-divisive, partisan Bullshit ('cause guess what, it ain't workin'!) -- their BS always being spewed out of political interests first and foremost, incessantly placed far ahead of doing any sort of good and right for decent human beings in this country.

Obama Says that By Not Supporting His Push to Raise Taxes on People Making Over $250,000, "republicans Are Not Serious About Reducing the Deficit" -- a Quote that in Obama's Beloved Hollywood Circles...

...would be a lot like Lindsay Lohan telling Charlie Sheen that he's not serious about reducing the amount of blow he snorts up his snout.

You know, I largely stopped getting upset at Obama a year or more ago.  Anymore, I just laugh (literally, and out loud) at most of the things that come out of his mouth.  He's that insulting even to my rather modest level of intelligence (yet also comical, in a gallows sort of way).

But even if he knew that I laugh at him, I wonder if he could really care less? Doubt it. After all, to Obama and the modern incarnation of the democrat party, people like me are an anachronism:

I'm in the middle class. I work. In the private sector. Not in a minority. Not in a union.  Not gay (not that there's anything wrong with that).  Have no need for free contraceptive or abortion services. Shit, I don't even play golf! I guess Obama and I could chat about the weather, but what the hell else are we gonna talk about?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/obama-gop-not-serious-about-deficit-reduction/2012/07/13/gJQAMwLKiW_video.html

"dems, gop Bash Olympic Outfits" & Are "Equally Upset." But No Bashing Over Here: I'll Take Those Outfits Any Day...

From this week's Politico.com comes a story (link at bottom) about loony leftist 20 percenters in the democrat party and deranged right-wingers in the republic partisan party purportely being "equally" outraged over the new U.S. Olympic team uniforms designed by Ralph Lauren and the fact that those uniforms were made in China. (Slimeball Harry Reid, for example, called for all the new outfits to be "burned").  But hold on one damn second over here...

By my way of thinking, if you've got ANY issue (and there are never many) on which both the leftists and the gop-ers can agree and which throws both of their rotten, pathetic political parties into a hissy fit, then you probably want to seriously consider being on the opposite side from them on that issue.  Or, more simply put, when the creeps on both sides passionately agree on something, I get nervous.

So, despite my somewhat unfavorable initial reaction upon first getting a gander at these new outfits, I've now flip-flopped faster than Mitt Romney and Barack Obama on a Missouri boat ride.  I'm even using Creature Pelosi's favorite word and am dropping any "robust" opposition that I might've otherwise had to the made-in-China angle.

And I'm thinking our American athletes are going to look real spiffy with them white britches, double-breasted navy jackets and funny little hats.  You Go, Olympic athletes!  And thank you, as well, in the process for pissin' off all the damn partisans.

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0712/78445.html