It's among some of the first thoughts that naturally come to mind whenever a broad engages in a domestic dispute: Slap his face; Throw a shoe at him; Push him down; Mutilate him by chewing off his balls, etc. It's just a shame when things have to do down that way...
And cops in England say that just's precisely how 44-year-old Maria Topp went down on her old man during a fight between the girlfriend and boyfriend earlier this year. In particular, Maria (pictured above) has "admitted biting off her boyfriend's testicles."
Cops say the old lady was drunk during her late night shark attack on her old man's crotch, although I'm not altogether sure what led cops to that conclusion. And at least the old lady didn't go canniballs like so many of these deranged freaks recently:
Instead, Maria apparently spit out said genitals once she'd chomped them off, giving her old man the opportunity to collect the family jewels and have them "re-attached" at the local hospital. But before you say ball's well that ends well, there's still the little matter of the old lady's crime.
Maria might've wanted to keep her mouth shut about the incident afterward. It seems that if she had only twisted off the old man's scrotum with her hands, she would have faced a lesser criminal charge. But prosecutors say her admission that she bit off the nut sack means a tougher charge. "It is an aggravating feature that she used her teeth," prounounced one of the prosecutors.
Still, though, she's reportedly only facing a maximum of five years for her heinous little meatball feast. And listening to some of the judge's statements, I wouldn't be surprised if she never serves a day.
Following Maria's guilty plea, the judge basically threw up his hands and talked to the maniacal mistress as if she was the judge's 10-year-old daughter who'd just caught smoking in the shithouse. "I have no idea what I am going to do with you," lamented the judge.
One "option," the judge continued, may be to "lock you up." What a hardass! I guess a man's package is not his castle across the pond. Dine away, ladies!
My first advice to this psychopathic pairing would've been, "Stay away from that edge but if not, then don't look down, hang in there, and don't go anywhere." But these sick 20-somethings weren't paying any attention, as a photographer recently captured them shinnying their way down to the tiny, narrow edge of Australia's notorious "Hanging Rock." What a couple of goofs.
Hanging Rock stands 800 feet above Grose River Gorge in the Blue Mountains of New South Wales. There are no signs leading the public to it, since guess what: They don't want people doing what this deranged duo did, for cryin' out loud!
Hanging Rock was the subject of a 1975 AD movie, Picnic at Hanging Rock, in which a school teacher and several pupils had a little picnic on the dangerous rock overhang and were never heard from again.Gee, I wonder what ever happened to them?
These pictures, BTW, were reportedly snapped by a photographer named Michael Matthews stationed at a much safer lookout point in the area. Matthews says he was startled to see that these demented freaks had made their way down the very tip of the rock, which is only about a foot wide -- especially on a particularly windy day on which he says it would have been easy to fall off.
Just for good measure, he says, this twisted twosome did a little huggin' and smoochin' down at the end of that rock, followed by the coup de grace: An apparent attempt to reenact the old movie -- sans the fall to the bottom of the gorge -- by holding a damn picnic up there! No word whether bananas, nuts and crackers were on the picnic menu for these two batty bookends.
I'm just surprised these two kooks didn't try to have sex while juggling some bowling pins and whistlin' Dixie up on that rock. Maybe they're saving that for next weekend's act. As for this time, photographer Matthews says the crazed tandem eventually finished their lunch and make-out session and then made their way back to safety. One can only hope these two lunatics next made a beeline straight for the nearest booby hatch. And kids: Never climb in insanely dangerous and unsupported high places.
Is this finally the smoking gun that leftist 20 percenters have been looking for to prove their assertion that tea partiers' primary objective is to see all black Americans hanging from a tree? Impossible to tell, but one thing's for sure:
One Brooklyn homeowner has taken Halloween horror to the extreme this year with a freakish scarecrow -- complete with a black face and mysterious white hands -- hanging from a tree by a noose (pictures above and below). And the neighborhood's none too happy (links at bottom).
"This is not a trick or treat," exclaimed local city councilman Charles Barron, who says the sick display conjures of images of black lynchings from the past: "The scarecrow is offensive and reprehensible not only to the black community, but to all those who have a history of persecution or have been victimized by lynch mobs."
But other locals are defending the monstrosity, saying that all the rage is an "overreaction" and pointing out that the same scarecrow has been hung out on that tree for the past six Halloweens without any objections. "It's part of the Halloween spirit," crowed local woman Nicole Clemente.
Meantime the homeowner (political affiliation unknown) is apparently staying mum on the whole situation, while cops yanked down the twisted effigy on their own, saying the homeowner's tree "is considered city property."
Regardless of any racial motives (or lack thereof) here, I've got a quick suggestion for Halloween decorators everywhere: If you're going to put a scarecrow out there, make it look like a damn scarecrow and not a human being. And for God sakes, don't hang the damn thing by a noose from a freakin' tree! You know, pulling off your Halloween decorations without creating an international incident ain't exactly rocket science over here.
You won't see this one on the Drudge Report. Republic partisan New Jersey Senate candidate Phil Mitsch is in a caldron of hot water over deranged "advice" tweets that this advice columnist wannabe reportedly blasts out like stench from an Alabama shithouse -- "offering nuggets of advice on everything from finances, politics, relationships and sex" (links at bottom). And now his loose-lipped "generosity" may just cost him his political career...
Having been divorced for the past 20 years, this moron Mitsch is, of course, the best person to be handing out relationship pointers over the Net. So in a recent tweet, Mitsch advised the women among his 44,000 Twitter followers that if they want to keep their man, they should try to be "a lady in the living room and a whore in the bedroom." Now who in her right mind would ever want to divorce a charmer like that?
Mitsch has defended the tweet by saying he was just doling out a "relationship tip" in the form of a "time worn phrase" and was not trying to be disrespectful to women. He's also issued the typical non-apology apology ("I apologize if I offended anyone..."). But none of that has stopped fellow gop-ers as well as democrat party people alike from jumping all over his advice-imparting ass.
"This is the year 2011, not 1811," crowed one local democrat party politician in one of the funnier lines I've read this week. Continued the democrat pol (named Pamela Lampitt): "Mr. Mitsch should resign immediately from the ballot for his disgusting anti-women remarks."
And it's not like this is an isolated instance when it comes to Mitsch's bizarre "advice" and "motivational" tweets. Other tweets of his have ranged from the brain-dead to the just plain demented. An example of the former was a tweet containing a "leadership tip" from Mitsch that "great leaders" lead their followers "in the right direction." Gee, never thought of it quite that way. Sort of like how great athletes tend to, you know, play their sport real well.
Another example shows the more maniacal side of Mitsch's "advice" efforts: "Drinking draino and smoking dutch cleanser will only get a very few people through life." Where would Mitsch's Twitter followers be without him around to them these things? No doubt strolling down that dangerous road to ruin that's marked by drinking household cleaning products and failing to whore it up in the sack.
I saw a poll Thursday in which republic partisan presidential candidate Herman Cain now leads Mitt Romney by seven percentage points in the critical early nominating state of Iowa. This must have the gop-er "establishment" (which heavily favors Romney) absolutely perplexed, despite their habitual posturing that Cain has no chance at the nomination given his lack of organizational and fundraising apparatus in place in most states.
And seemingly adding to the current good (instant) karma for the "Cain Train" are the many remarkable emerging similarities and connections between the Hermanator and the late great John Lennon. Would Lennon have been a Cain supporter? Lift me up off the floor after I stop laughing. However, a strangely eerie connection is there, undeniably. To wit:
1. Everywhere a Number Nine: The number nine was very important to Lennon. It seemed like all of the important dates of his life always had a nine in them. Lennon used the number nine in a number of song titles and lyrics over the years. For example, check out sometime (at the very bottom of this post) the "number nine" chant in Lennon's "Revolution No. 9" from the Beatles' White Album. And what's Herman Cain's most significant proposal and buzz phrase? "9-9-9" of course, in reference to Cain's plan to overhaul the federal tax system. Lennon would liked the plan's name, if not (likely) the substance behind it.
2. Imagine That: Perhaps the ultimate Lennon signature song was "Imagine," a truly beautiful song regardless of what you think of the Utopian lyrics. And what song from Herman Cain has recently gone viral on YouTube? That would be Cain's 1991 AD version of Lennon's "Imagine" -- which Cain altered slightly (OK, a lot) to become "Imagine There's No Pizza" -- at a Godfather's Pizza convention. You just can't make this stuff up.
3. The Rumors of His Death Have Been Greatly Exaggerated: Lennon -- often as the inadvertent result of his own songs and lyrics -- had to entertain constant questions about "Paul Is Dead" rumors throughout the 60's and 70's AD. Cain had to entertain the issue of the Godfather's Pizza chain being dead when he took over as CEO in 1986 AD, proclaiming to employees at the time, "We are not dead." (True story)
4. The Kansas City Connection: Lennon recorded "Kansas City" with the Beatles and once (also with the Beatles) played old Municipal Stadium over at 22nd & Brooklyn in Kansas City. Herman Cain was previously chairman of the Federal Reserve Bank of Kansas City. In addition, Cain has been previously blamed by the American left for being a key factor in bringing down HillaryCare in 1994 AD after he challenged Bill Clinton on the proposed legislation at a town hall meeting in -- you guessed it -- Kansas City. This is really startin' to get weird.
5. We Were Poor, But We Had Love: Both Lennon and Cain grew up in "working poor" families and were raised by women in the services industries (Cain's mom a maid and Lennon's Aunt Mimi a secretary).
6. A Couple of Albert Einsteins: Cain grew up in the 60's AD on Albert Street in the Collier Heights neighborhood of Hotlanta. Lennon once sang about Albert Hall in the 60's AD, positing the question of how many holes it would take to fill up the joint (an historic English concert hall). Not to mention, there were two different Alberts (including one of the Einstein variety obscured over Lennon's right shoulder) amongst the motley crew of characters adorning the Beatles' legendary Sgt. Pepper album cover.
7. Well I'm Not Going to Try THAT One Again: Both men were heavily linked to two of the worst presidential campaigns in modern American history: (1) Cain worked for the Dole/Kemp campaign in 1996 AD; and (2) Lennon was a huge supporter of the 1972 AD campaign of George McGovern -- to this day perhaps the only major presidential nominee in American history to the left of Barack H. Obama.
8. The Walrus Was Paul: John Lennon once sang about "yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye." Herman Cain has experienced the same phenomenon up close and personal, having now watched Rick Perry's performance in the last several gop-er debates.
9. #9 Nightmare: Lennon was truly victimized by incessant bullshit efforts by the Nixon administration to harass him and deport him from the country. If Cain ends up being the gop-ers' nominee for president, he will likewise learn a whole new meaning for the word "victimized" as he experiences personal attacks from the campaign of the most Nixonian president since Tricky Dick himself, Barack H. Obama -- a man whose campaign has previously publicly vowed to "kill" the gop-er nominee next year through character assassination. Better be careful what you wish for, Herman. Imagine there's no decency...
Wonder if she'd just watched Saw 47? Regardless, something allegedly turned a 43-year-old Washington state woman into an amateur sawbones practicing without a license last Friday (allegedly). I've heard of an angry spouse trying to cut the other spouse down to size, but this is absolutely ridiculous...
Cops in Everett, Washington say that the woman's old man (age 36) awoke Friday night to the romantic sounds of a "power tool whirring at his neck." The guy says his old lady was trying to hack off his melon with a damn power saw! This deranged saw dame reportedly failed to pull it off, for lack of a better phrase, but still left her old man's "head and neck covered in bloody cuts."
The bloody victim says he foiled his old lady's attempt to stick his mush on the butcher block by quickly switching on the light, which he says revealed his old lady "menacingly holding" the buzz saw near his neck.
And if at first you don't succeed: Just for good measure, the dude says his old lady also tried to take off his head by coming after him with a hatchet that same night. Cops say they found the hatchet "wet" on a kitchen shelf, as if the old lady had tried to give it a quick wash down to try to spoliate the evidence (allegedly).
Cops say they also recovered the buzz saw plus a ton of blood splattered all over the joint's carpets and walls. Plus, they also have the old man's mangled head and neck as Exhibit 1.
And it's not like the old man's story has changed in this thing. From the moment cops arrived, he reportedly exclaimed, "It was you, it was you - you tried to cut my head off. You're going to jail!" Somehow I don't see this motley twosome burying the hatchet over this whole incident anytime soon.
Meantime cops have busted this saw-swingin' broad's (allegedly) ass on a charge of domestic violence assault (NOT attempted murder?!?), meaning her next hatchet job (allegedly) may have to go down inside the wood shop at the local hoosegow.
But the old lady is not without a defense over there. She says she grabbed the buzz saw that evening because she thought she heard an intruder trying to escape the house through a daughter's window (not enter, mind you, but escape). Which only makes perfect sense:
You hear an intruder trying to get away scot-free by leaping out a window in another room, and so you would naturally fire up a power saw right there in the bedroom and accost the old man with it! I have to admit that I'm struggling to grasp the reasoning here, but perhaps she was just really, really pissed off that the old man hadn't done more to thwart the alleged burglar's escape?
But it doesn't appear to matter much. Cops say there was no sign of any intruder. The home's doors were locked from the inside, and the daughter's window had a child lock that prevented it from opening more than a couple of inches. Maybe the old lady can claim that you can't blame her faulty hearing given the loud racket that damn power saw was making?
In a banner headline story this week (link at bottom), Politico.com used almost 1,500 words to try to explain why Independents in Virginia and elsewhere disapprove of Obama by wide margins in various polls that range from 20 percentage point disapproval all the way up to 2-t0-1 disapproval. In the process, Politico offers up every conceivable explanation under the sun, with the leftist 20 percenter side of things basically claiming, over and over again, "It's the economy stupid." But oh contraire.
It's a lot more than that, and I don't need 10 typewritten pages to explain it: Obama has been the consummate partisan leftist ideologue during his time in office -- arguably the most leftist president in American history. This is a center-right country, and Independents don't like that shit. If they did, they wouldn't be Independents.
This isn't some new phenomenon. Obama lost the Independents during his first year in office in 2009 AD, and his leftist toilings haven't won over any of the Independents since then. And the prospects of Obama recapturing any Independents between now and the 2012 AD election are grim and none, with grim presently locked up in a Mississippi shithouse with the key missing.
In short, Obama lacks the means of reconnecting with very many Independents. When Bill Clinton ran his centrist 1996 AD campaign, he had widely popular, center-right accomplishments to back it up (e.g., balanced budget, welfare reform). Three words: Obama ain't gots shit.
You see, Obama was only elected in 2008 AD because many Independents (me not among them, BTW) bought into the soaring "moderate" rhetoric that revealed not the first clue about what Obama actually intended to do if he was elected to office.
For 2012 AD, Obama can trot out all the same disingenuous bullshit rhetoric until the cows come home, and it ain't gonna resonate. Know why? Because, unlike Clinton, Obama has no accomplishments (other than leftist ones) to back any of it up.
But alas, all is not completely lost for Obama. Not by a long shot. He recently starting calling himself the "underdog" for 2012 AD, but that's pure bunk. He's still the slight favorite.
Chalk that up to: (1) The republic partisans nominating a stiff (likely Romney); (2) Obama having much more money than his gop-er challenger; (3) A complicit set of advocates in the "mainstream" media; and (4) The bully pulpit of the incumbent president and the advantages that go along with. Also, don't discount the distinct possibility of a third-party or so-called "independent" candidate (possibly the Trumper) splitting the right-winger vote and handing Obama the election.
So Obama hasn't lost in 2012 AD. Not yet, leastways. But he sure as hell has lost the Independents, and I don't see many of them coming back. And that may just be the deciding factor come next November. Not that I have a dog in the fight.
Good Grief. Just when I think I've heard it all when it comes to these school teacher sex scandals, a whole new apple gets polished on top of Teach's desk. The latest sick twist in these sagas comes from Texas, where the pictured bosomy PE teacher, Rebecca De La Garza (26 years old), stands accused of having an eight-month-long lesbian affair with one of her 14-year-old girl students (links at bottom).
Maybe the busty Rebecca had watched one too many Deauxma porn flicks. Either that, or she just really wanted to express her appreciation for the young lass's performance on the dodgeball field. But regardless, cops say the buxom gym coach went at it with the 14-year-old girl over and over at various times in Teach's office as well as in a storage closet in the school locker room. (On the bright side, there's absolutely no evidence that any school shithouse was involved in the alleged sexcapades).
To wit, "some of the school's employees reportedly told police that the girl spent an extensive amount of time in De La Garza's office." That's one way of puttin' it, I guess.
And when Teach and the little girl weren't "spending time" in Teach's office (allegedly), they were apparently spending every waking hour of the day on the phone with each other. It never ceases to amaze me how these accused student-bangin' teachers leave these incredible trails of evidence (photos, calls, texts, etc.) of their alleged dirty deeds:
Here that trail would reportedly stretch most of the way around the civilized world, as cops say that the shapely Teach Rebecca exchanged more than 22,000 text messages with her alleged highly underaged lesbian lover. Maybe Teach can pull an Obama AG Eric Holder or former Missouri basketball coach Quin Snyder and claim she was unconscious during all of those communications? Implausible deniability, Baby!
But still the chesty Teach may have to limit her future phone communications to one side of a plexiglass screen, since the Robust Rebecca faces 20 years in the freezer on charges of sexual assault on a child and improper relationship with a student. Not to mention, her alleged lesbian lifestyle may also take a huge hit since they have a rule against babe-on-babe sex in the hoochie hoosegow. Course...
This wasn't the typical case of the overbearing mom having baby Jane pose with a cigarette and cuppa joe as props for purposes of some dumbass YouTube video. Not only was this shit real (allegedly), but Mama even allegedly took things one step further by fully indoctrinating the two-year-old tot in the filthy habit of cigarette smoking and the adult behavior of coffee-drinking -- rendering Baby fully addicted to both (allegedly)!
Things reportedly headed south for this tokin' toddler when Mama (28-year-old Elena Ursu) and Daddy (30-year-old Gabriel Burulea) got divorced a year ago in Romania. Mama was awarded custody, and all hell allegedly broke loose from there. Daddy says Mama proceeded to teach and encourage the little tike to smoke cigarettes and (what's more) to always enjoy a smoke with a good cup of coffee.
Of course, Mama shot and posted the obligatory YouTube video (pictures above and below) of all this foolishness, but that's to be expected. What's more crazy to me is how Mama allegedly tried to instill cigarette smoking and coffee drinking as positive, habitual behaviors in Baby!
In particular, Daddy says Baby has so taken to her cancer sticks that she becomes quite the nicotine fiend when forced to go without her smokes. Said Daddy: "When I am allowed to visit her I can see that she is so desperate for a cigarette that she even grabs [cigarette butts] and puts them in her mouth. It's sick!
In fact, says Daddy, Baby doesn't seem to be overly interested in much of anything anymore except for her coffin nails and cappuccinos: "Our daughter doesn't want milk -- just coffee -- and instead of sweets she wants cigarettes. It's terrible."
Daddy says Mama's motive in teaching Baby to smoke and drink coffee was to "taunt" Daddy through deliberate mistreatment of Baby. But that little plan may be blowing up in Mama's face like a big blast of secondhand smoke, since Daddy's now suing to get custody. And I can see why. I wouldn't want my child support payments going towards cigarettes and coffee, either.
This news had to hit Obama and his minions like a sledgehammer wielded by Triple H. Like a fork right to the forehead from the "Madman from the Sudan," Abdullah the Butcher. Like a giant fireball from the hand of Jerry "The King" Lawler. Like a staple gun blast right to the kisser from "Original Gangsta" New Jack. Like a freight train bump from Rufus R. Jones and a 747 splash from the One Man Gang all rolled into one. And it couldn't have happened to a nicer leftist 20 percenter.
So it is this week that 2008 AD Obama supporter Hulk Hogan has renounced his support, telling Fox News that he's now looking for a new tag team partner from the political realm. (Link and video at bottom). No kayfabe involved nor maintained. Instead, Hogan laid it all out on the line:
Hogan says he's "no longer a fan of the president" because Obama's presided over a regime in which "nothing's happened" over the past three years. (Here I'd beg to differ with the Hulkster -- plenty's happened, which is much of the problem. But I digress...)
We may also need to book a cage match between Hogan and Obama since Hogan appears to have a real bone to pick with the Great One. In particular, Hogan's very clearly pissed that Obama used Hogan's old entrance song ("Real American" -- video below) to make Obama's entrance at the "White House Correspondents' Dinner" (a laughable name for that celebrity event) in late April 2011 AD.
Leaving aside the absurd fact that a sitting American president is using an "entrance song" when appearing at a public event (what's next, His Majesty wearing a robe and a title belt when he gives a speech?) -- Hogan says Obama should have asked Hogan's permission before using "Real American" as Obama's entrance song at the event.
(Interestingly, Hogan refers to "Real American" as "my music" -- therefore requiring Hogan's permission prior to use -- when actually that song was written and performed by Rick Derringer. In fact, the song was initially conceived and used as entrance music for the tag team of Barry Windham and Mike Rotunda. But let's not get too bogged down in pesky little details.)
As for whom Hogan might support now and in 2012 AD? He ain't naming any names, but since he says he's a big proponent of a "flat tax across the board," I'm assuming Hogan may soon be jumpin' aboard the Herman Cain Train and its 9-9-9 Caboose. But even if not, one thing appears certain: Hogan ain't gonna be stinking up Wall Street with anti-Semitic spew and incomprehensible drivel anytime soon. Even he's not that dimwitted!
WARNING: Viewer Discretion Advised from this point onward. I Got a Mouth Like an Alligator
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The Hottest Broad In The Entire "Friday the 13th" Movie Series...
That would be Kirsten Baker from Part 2. That's her ass above, but she is also gorgeous in other places. Can you believe Jason hacked her up? What a damn awful waste.
RIP Richard Hatch 2/7/17
As a kid, my values rose and fell with your utterances on Battlestar Galactica. But Don't Get Me Started on that Jan and Dean movie!
01/05/17 "Nashville" Season Premiere on CMT Has Blown Rager's Mind Away!
This episode packed full more bombshells than a Bill Cosby weekend at the Playboy Mansion!
F-U-C-K Nirvana...
In 1989 & 90, my Independent Rage & spirit was most captured & reflected in the music & lyrics of N.W.A. Hell Yeah, "Straight Outta Compton"!
The Secret Weapon: Slick Willy's Approval Rating Dives to Putrid 39%...
...as a new generation of young 'uns learn of Clinton's past antics. Couldn't happen to a greater slimeball.
No One's Listening: "Obama Hits Viewership Low in Final SOTU Speech"
BTW: His Majesty King Nothing gave a speech in January?
"Fuck Off? How Bout If I Fuck Off All Over Your Fuckin' Face!?!"
Robert Loggia will be missed.
A-L-L Lives Matter. Even Bernie Sanders & Martin O'Malley Agree...
At least until they were heckled off the stage by democrat party radicals (hit pic for latest). His Majesty King Nothing Be Proud!
Instant Paglia: John Lennon's Son Julian Has a Clever Thing or 2 to Say About 2016 Politics, U.S.A.
If I didn't know better, I'd think this dude is a 60s relic feminist with a huge Independent and libertarian streak. (Hit Pic for Jules Camille)
"Extremely Dangerous," Former Fed Chief Says of Huge Spending During Obama Years...
Methinks Mr. Greenspan could use a good IRS audit for such blasphemy.
Here Come the Ladies!
I Give You Rager's Ladies Panel:
I'd Be Very Afraid of Her!
For any married dude out there, this Ambra Battilana broad has big bowl-a-wrong written all over her!
All My X's Live in Missourah
That's Why I Hang My Hat In Kansas-ee. (And Don't Even Get Me Started on Allison in Galveston!)
I Need to Get My Doggie in the Park More Often!
Playboy Playmate Ana Braga enjoys a "good old fashioned bikini workout in the park"! (Hit that ass for link)
"The Independents" Becomes "Kennedy" on Fox Biz Channel Nightly at 9:00 Central...
I recall this broad Kennedy from college & like her new show: It may last or not, but it's fun watchin'!
Next Time I Want to See "Roll Over"!
Joanna Krupa ALMOST loses her whole top this week trying to teach Spot new tricks. SO Close. Damn!
"HOT Mom Boobs on the Beach"!
Kourtney's definitely the slack sheep of the Kardashians, refusing to go DD cup on her fake Kans & all, like Kim did (hit KoK for story).
"What in Theee F*ck Is She Wearing?!"
British glamour model Keeley Hazell gets taken to the cleaners for recent choice in red carpet threads.
Cover Them Cans: Social Con*er*atism Run Amok In, Of All Places, New Jersey?!?
A court in the heavily democrat party state rules topless racks in public "are a moral threat" and properly banned. Plenty of prudes on both sides, it seems.
Uh, I Think You Missed a Couple of Big Spots There
Website worries Celebrity Big Brother's Amy Childs might splatter warm water on herself this way. Isn't that the whole point?
"Outrage Over Model's Post-Sandy Photo Shoot in Wreckage"
Who's looking at the wreckage? (Hit Nana Gouvea for link)
OH MY! Supermodel Kate Upton Contributes to the Contributor!
"Upton is posing in a series of photos at times wearing clothes that barely cover anything, other times wearing nothing at all." Is That a Complaint?!?
KATE UPDATE:
Well, there isn't one. Hasn't been one in awhile. But she still looks -- not so bad.
Hubba Hubba: She Could Be Sweet Child of "HIS"!!!
50-year-old GNR lead singer Axl Rose is reportedly dating half-his-age 25-year-old hot broad Lana Del Rey! Good Grief.
If You're Left, You're Bereft. If You're Right, You're Too Tight. But If You're Me, Oh Brother: Get Back, Get Back!
Democrat party chairman Patty "Wasserman" Simpson Calls Elementary Students "Little Democrats"
But oh contraire, leftist 20 percenter: Any young offspring of mine will be Independents. WTF is your lyin' Simpson sister ass gonna do about it, you extremist freak?
She Goes Out on the Street in 40 Degree Weather With Barely a Top On!
That's Welsh glamour model Imogen Thomas, who blames the misstep on the stress of new digs. She should move out more often!
She Loves Her New Fake Boobs So Much, She Bought the Damn Store!
British reality star Jessica Wright enhances up to 32DD and opens her own lingerie shop since she'll now be needing a fresh set of much larger bras (hit JW for story).
7th Grade Hormones Erupt! Here's Leggy, Busty Hostess Jan Speck from 80s Game Show "Treasure Hunt"!
She drove all us 13-year-olds crazy! Check out 4 minutes 10 seconds into the linked video: Oh My!
Still Curvy After All These Years...
Jenny McCarthy struts her stuff in Miami this week. Her secret for staying in shape? "Watching what I eat, and lots of great sex!" Hit!
You Drive a White T-Bird?
"It's Not Important."
Get Big Boobs, Wear a Crown, Name Magazine After Yourself...
Seems like the current American dream, if only Katie Price wasn't another one of those bosomy British babes (hit KP for story).
First Strip Joints, Next (You Watch) Porn: "That's One Way to Make a Buck!"
"Octomom mugs for the camera inside a strip club." Let me guess: The 8 were locked outside in a late model Ford Fairmont?
She Can Put the Full Long Con Sting on Me Any Time
TV con artist Jessica-Jane Clement shows why it's no wonder she's so good at swindling people.
"Sexy Senorita" Helen Flanagan Worries "Her Bum Looked Big in Her Jeans"
But who's looking at that Bum? I never got past the British soap star's two Hobos.
Dangerous Play: Soccer's Jermaine Pennant Dumps Fiance/Baby Mama for Busty Glam Model Alice Goodwin
Guess he figured he could better perfect his heading skills with a much bigger pair of fun bags.
The Record Shows. I Took the Blows. And Did It My Way.
Sarah Palin Nixes Idea of "Getting in the Mud & Engaging in Some Catfighting" with Michele Bachmann
She shouldn't be so rash. Not even in the race yet, and already she's putting the kibosh on this idea?
NYC Hottie Blogger Tionna Smalls Remains Relevant, as Her New Boutique "Loveys" Hits in a BIG Way..
I still recall 2009, when Tionna put a shout out on this blog. I covered the 1st season, but missed the 2nd, of What Chili Wants, but only b/c work kicked my ass that year.
Hell Revisited?
"Great" Lake Bell talks of reuniting the band GNR & filming an orgy scene in her new film. Oh my!
Real or Fake? (And I Don't Mean Her Kans)
Kim Kardashian sues Old Navy for using an imposter Kim in ads. I THINK the picture above shows the fake Kim and not the real one, but does it really matter?
Democrat Party Strategist Victoria Soto Calls Obama a "Deficit Hawk" Over & Over on 8/2 FoxNews!
Any leftist hottie who can keep me rolling like that for 10 damn minutes straight deserves a spot on my Ladies Panel! That's classic.
Vicky Ward of Vanity Fair
What's my point? I don't have one. I just saw her on CNN, & she's hot.
My Name Is Cookie, and "I'm an Aquaholic"
Bosomy TV chef Nigella Lawson says she needs to put down the (water) jugs and stop drinking so much H2O. Seriously.
Flunking Advocacy 101: Never Ask an Accusatory Question If You Don't Know the Answer
MSNBC hottie leftist Contessa Brewer tries to grill GOP congressman, asking "do you have a degree in economics?" Turns out he does, from Duke: "Yes ma'am, I do, with honors." Ouch.
A New Take on Man Bites Dog: "Woman Gropes TSA Agent's Breast at Security Checkpoint"
Not only did this broad allegedly grope the rack, she allegedly "squeezed and twisted the agent's breast with both hands." BTW, look at the suspect pic -- Yoko Ono?
Missouri Leftists Lament Late-Term Abortion Ban Going Into Law...
Damn pesky Roe v. Wade -- not reaching babies who can live outside the womb and all. What was the Supreme Court thinking?!
Ablaze in Spain!
32-G British glamour model Nicola McLean spotted in Marbella!
I'll Take Some Cream with Those Two, Sugar
Topless "sexpresso" bars are hotter than headlights in Washingon State.
She "Exposed a Little Too Much Flesh"
Something about "loose skin on her midriff," although does it really matter when it comes to 27-year-old British glamour model Nicola McLean?
Didn't I Watch This Crazy Scene in an Old Star Trek Picture?
Deranged 36-year-old Russian marine biologist Natalia Avseenko strips Buck Naked to go swimming with whales -- and with no signs of Art Vandelay shrinkage.
Who Says Charlie Sheen's the Demented Lunatic?
Sheen's Ex, Brooke Mueller, is seen walking the streets of Maui this week "engaged in conversations with random people in cars while clutching a wad of cash."
Advice: If This Hot Babe Wants Your Taxi Cab, Then Give It the Hell Up. And Walk the Other Way...
"Gorgeous swimsuit model Jessica White has been ordered to go to anger management sessions for an alleged cat fight with another woman over a cab."
"Yummy Mommy"
Kate Gosselin reportedly "looks better than ever as she prepares for [debut of] new season of reality show" on Monday night.
Give Me a Double Helpin' a Cream Cheese!
Ivanka Trump says she's craving cream cheese & bagels as she announces she's expecting a kid this summer. I'll expect to see a birth certificate, BTW.
No Wonder I Can't Stand These Partisan Broads...
"Politics May Trump Looks, Personality in Matters of the Heart" (hit Broads for story).
"I'm More Like the Guy When It Comes to Girls. I'm the Dominant One."
Actress Evan Rachel Wood confirms she's bisexual, not that there's anything wrong with that (hit ERW for story).
If There's Also a Ken Doll Version, I Do Not Want to See It!
New life-size Barbie measures 39-18-33 (hit pic for story). No word whether Heidi Montag or Kim Kardashian was the designer.
"Postpartum Bikini Body"
Aussie supermodel Miranda Kerr, just a few months after giving birth, hits the Malibu beaches this week for a Victoria's Secret photo shoot. (Hit MK for story)
I Could Live Under a Monarch If She Looked Like This...
Queen Rania of Jordan is facing allegations of "corruption" from some of her country's "tribes," but they better watch their mouths: In Jordan, they toss critics of the royal family into the pokey!
Scarlett, You Could Do So Much Better!!
Busty actress Scarlett Johansson is reportedly "smitten" & involved in a wild "fling" with nutjob actor Sean Penn, who's twice her age!
Heidi Montag to Join "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"?
She's been making a lot of noise about it on Twitter, but it seems this "story" is about as real as Heidi's [pick any body part].
"She Just Wants to Concentrate on Becoming a Serious Actress"
That means no more nude shoots, announces British actress & model Gemma Atkinson. Damn it!
She's One Tall Drink of Water!
Amazon Eve, who at 6'8" is the "world's tallest model," was reportedly "one model who stood above all the rest at a fundraiser at the Playboy Mansion last week." (Hit AE for story)
"Plunging Dress Causes a Situation" at the SAG Awards!
"Because I'm Latin, I'm expected to be voluptuous," said "Modern Family" star Sofia Vergara. "I think they want me with a little bit of meat." (Hit SV for story)
The Hottest Bob Barker Beauty of Alltime, Lanisha Cole, Is Back in the News!
Two words: Say No More! (Hit Hottie for story!).
Even Those Two Pairs Can't Help Piers Morgan's New Show on CNN!
His ratings are already in the tank, even w/ guests like Kim & Kourtney Kardashian (hit pic for story).
Exposed Again?!
Less than a year after "Kendra Exposed," "Girl Next Door" star Kendra Wilkinson has a second sex tape "on the way," and this time it's all-girl action w/ friend Taryn Ryan! (Hit KW for story)
He'd Be A Lot Better Served Just to Stay Home Alone!
Macaulay Culkin is reportedly now dating the pictured Spanish porn star Irene Lopez (hit pic for story). What's w/ these has-been movie stars hookin' up with porn babes?
"Have You Seen a Diamond Bracelet?!"
Beloved D-Cup Celebrity Christina Hendricks loses an $850,000 diamond bracelet at the Golden Globes, forcing the "curvy 'Mad Men' star" to scurry out of the awards & back to the red carpet to look for it! Luckily, an event staffer had found it (hit CH for story).
"JWoww Kalls Out Kim Kardashian"!
Fresh off pushing around Sammi on this week's "Jersey Shore," JWoww also blasts Kim Kardashian for not "manning up" about her new bigger lips being the result of plastic surgery (hit pic for story).
Deranged Hottie: "It's a Girl!"
Model Michelle Marie Gopaul allegedly abducts a baby girl at a casting call for a fake movie, then declares on her website that she's just given birth! She's sick. (Hit MMG for story)
"Sex Toy Queen" Straps On the Feed Bag, Gets More Than She Bargained For...
Jacqueline Gold's nanny stands accused of spiking the soup of the "sex-shop magnate" with wiper fluid and extra sugar & salt. What a Dildo! (Hit JG for story)
"Secret Boob Job?"
That's the question they're asking about country crooner LeAnn Rimes after new pics like this one this week. Sorry, but she might want to ask for a refund on that job (hit pic for story).
"Fire That B**ch"!?!
That's the headline from TMZ, which reports that Lindsay Lohan wants the Betty Ford clinic to can the staffer with whom Lohan had a physical altercation earlier this month (hit LL for story).
"You can't send small junk to a woman and expect anything!"
From the Brett Favre & Jenn Sterger sexting/donging scandal: Charles Barkley questions the size of Favre's junk: "If you’re going to send a woman a picture of your junk, it should be huge," he said. (Hit Jenn Sterger for story)
"Boobie Model"?!
That's the description leveled at the pictured Danielle Lloyd by a British website, which is celebrating the model's "return to posing for lad magazines" (hit Boobie Model for story).
Report: An Average Woman Kisses 29 Men Before She Gets Married...
...but who cares about any of that: I want to know how many LADIES the average woman smooches before she gets married! (Hit smoocheroo for story)
Long Live the Queen!
That's Italian glamour model Marika Fruscio bustin' out her royal duds for a new 2011 calendar (hit MF for item).
Where Did I Put Those Damn 3-D Glasses?!
Hot cookie Rachael Ray is taking her TV show 3-D starting on Friday (hit Double R for story).
"Sloppy Seconds"?!
That's the braggadocious description leveled by "the most hated man in the NHL," Sean Avery, in reference to his allegation that other NHL players are always dating his ex-girlfriends, including the pictured actress Elisha Cuthbert. Nice guy.
"Mammary Monday"?
I recall when we used to have so much more innocent phrases, such as "Manic Monday." But those were in days before the likes of Kacey Barnfield Hit the Internet (and before the days we even had An Internet)! Hit KB for some of the latest from the newest British Bombshell & Internet Sensation!
The British Invasion, Mark 3!
The past year has seen the arrival of British hotties Keeley Hazell & Sammy Braddy in the American pop culture, and now the trifecta is complete, with the most mainstream British bombshell yet amongst the 3: Resident Evil Afterlife's Kacey Barnfield! Hit KB for item on her new Maxim shoot.
Heidi vs. Kelly Rowland?
Now that sounds like a grudge match for the ages (hit HK for item). The "Smart Money" is on staying the hell out this one!
Move Over Kim Kardashian: Mayra & Reggie Becoming Quite the Item!
Word from Hollywood is that supermodel Mayra Veronica and Reggie Bush are becoming fairly serious in their relationship! (Hit MV for story). Kim Kardashian Must Be Fumin'!
Cia! Wish I Could Be-Ya!
Does any fashion outfit in the world have a hotter continuous stable of models than Brazilian swim brand Cia Maritima? This week the brand debuted its Moroccan-themed 2011 line to full houses in Florida & North Carolina (hit pic for story).
Buona Visione!
I think that's Italian, and I have no idea what it means, but it sure sounds like an apt description of British model Sammy Braddy, who continues to rival Keeley Hazell for the title of Hottest Brit Ever Invented (hit Sam for story).
Chalke One Up For a Great Cause
Actress Sarah Chalke takes a stroll in the park this week to benefit the fight against breast cancer (hit Chalke for item).
Rager's Grown a Bit Tired of the democrat party's War on Men...
So I give you the ultimate anthem of Real Man Liberation: "Wrapped Around Your Finger" by The Police. It gets in full Sting at 3:19, BTW.
Obama Girl Gettin' Bored!
Amber Lee Ettinger (of "Obama Girl" YouTube fame) (hit pic for video) appears on Fox Thursday night, says that she's started to sour on Obama. She actually struck me as refreshingly Independent, questioning both sides but also not taking things too seriously.
"...as I look back over a misspent life, I find myself more and more convinced that I had more fun doing news reporting than in any other enterprise. It is really the life of kings." -- H.L. Mencken, 1953 (emphasis added)
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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment." -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
It's among some of the first thoughts that naturally come to mind whenever a broad engages in a domestic dispute: Slap his face; Throw a shoe at him; Push him down; Mutilate him by chewing off his balls, etc. It's just a shame when things have to do down that way...
Cops say the old lady was drunk during her late night shark attack on her old man's crotch, although I'm not altogether sure what led cops to that conclusion. And at least the old lady didn't go canniballs like so many of these deranged freaks recently:
Maria might've wanted to keep her mouth shut about the incident afterward. It seems that if she had only twisted off the old man's scrotum with her hands, she would have faced a lesser criminal charge. But prosecutors say her admission that she bit off the nut sack means a tougher charge. "It is an aggravating feature that she used her teeth," prounounced one of the prosecutors.
Following Maria's guilty plea, the judge basically threw up his hands and talked to the maniacal mistress as if she was the judge's 10-year-old daughter who'd just caught smoking in the shithouse. "I have no idea what I am going to do with you," lamented the judge.
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