Welcome Back, Carter? Deranged Right-Winger Columnist Charges, "Welcome to Jimmy Carter's Second Term." But I Disagree...

I think the Obama presidency has in large part been little more than a W Bush third term. I know that earlier this year in this space, I said 2011 does feel a fair amount like 1979. Very true. But comparing the hapless president Carter to the sad likes of Obama and W Bush is a bit like comparing a common cold to advanced-stage, inoperable lung cancer (or, at the very least, a flaming case of gout of the right tit).

Did Jimmy Carter get us involved in (and/or kept us involved in) new and wholly unnecessary foreign wars and military incursions with untold costs both in terms of American lives and war expenditures? Did Jimmy Carter spend money like a drunken sailor to the tune of adding trillions of irresponsible new dollars to the already catastrophic national debt?

Did Jimmy Carter ever walk around in a tight suit all the time like he was Black Bart the wannabe cowboy tough guy? Did Jimmy Carter ever hold a phone backwards? Did Jimmy Carter ever forget how many states are in the union or what year it was? Was Jimmy Carter ever accused of being either the dumbest president or the most far leftist president in American history?

Barack Obama and George W. Bush are assclowns. They are the two worst and most destructive presidents of my lifetime -- far eclipsing the bumbling Carter on his worst day. What America has ever done to deserve such pathetic presidents back-to-back, I will never know. And the truly disquieting part: America may never fully recover from the wholly rotten experience.

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2011/jul/12/hurt-welcome-to-jimmy-carters-2nd-term/?page=all#pagebreak

Obama, Biden & the democrat party Get SERIOUS in "Debt Ceiling Negotiations," Proposing $2 BILLION in 2012 Spending Cuts!

Now this is what I call reasonable, good faith negotiating! Keep in mind the national debt is now $14.3 trillion (with annual budget deficits in recent years of $1.5 trillion or more). Keep in mind also that there are one-thousand billions in a single trillion.

A good analogy for what Obama, Biden and the democrat party are "proposing" here (and trying to hoodwink mainstream America with): This is like a junky bankrupt -- hundreds of thousands of dollars in the hole -- promising that one day next year he will save money by not ordering cheese on his Burger King Whopper; in the meantime and thereafter, however, he'll just keep borrowing and spending as he has been for years. Sounds like a plan! (For the suicide of America, leastways).

http://www.rollcall.com/news/mcconnell_outlines_three_step_debt_contingency_plan-207218-1.html?pos=hftxt

Obama Calls Getting Control of the Deficit a "High-Minded Pronouncement" By Opponents. He & the democrat party in the Debt Ceiling "Talks" Are Comical

The way they fight with every ounce of their being to ensure that the federal government spending cuts that result from the "debt ceiling negotiations" are just as tiny and miniscule as humanly possible -- even despite the stifling $14.3 trillion national debt. Budget and spending cuts are always a very bad thing, you see. An unnecessary evil.

Obama's and democrat party's "solution": Cut as very little from spending as politically possible; keep the massive size of the federal government in place and on the rise; and give lip service to being "serious" about debt and deficit reduction by pushing for as many tax increases as possible even during a dire recession (conveniently dovetailing, at the same time, into the much bigger and actually serious democrat party agenda items of redistribution of wealth and class warfare rhetoric).

I do thank Obama and the far leftist 20 percenter democrat party for reminding me on a daily basis why it is that I intend never to vote for another democrat party politician ever again in my life (absent the reincarnation of the last great American president, JFK, of course).

Not that I'll be voting for too many deranged right-winger republic partisans, mind you. Life's too short to do much of anything with respect to all of these partisans except just to curse at them, keep an eye on them, and always distrust them. But then again, maybe I'm just being "high-minded" and "obtuse"?

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2011/07/11/obama_on_deficit_talks_time_to_pull_off_the_band-aid_eat_our_peas.html

So Why Will the Most Far Left President in American History and One of the Two Worst Presidents of My Lifetime Probably Get Re-Elected in 2012?

Simple: The quality (for lack of a better phrase) of the republic partisan field of potential challengers. Case in point: Deranged right-winger GOP candidate Michele Bachmann. From the past weekend's headlines: "Michele Bachmann Promises to Ban Pornography, Gay Marriage." Good to see she really has her finger on the pulse of what's important to the nation these days. BTW, look up "unelectable" in the dictionary.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2012798/Michele-Bachmann-GOP-hopeful-sign-pledge-banning-gay-marriage.html

She Went Down on a Muffin, Literally: Just What Kind of a Human Being Puffs Drug Smoke Right in a Domesticated Cat's Puss (Allegedly)?

I suppose it might have been tolerable if it was a wild cat -- like a lion or something -- and puffing deadly smoke in the feline's face was necessary to prevent a good mauling. But this was a house cat for crying out loud!

Cops in Boulder, Colorado have busted 21-year-old Danielle Blankenship (mugshot above) for allegedly blowing heroin smoke right in the mush of "Muffin" the neighbor's cat, which has since keeled over. Dead. Expired. Gonersville. Up in smoke.

Cops first showed up at the apartment of this broad's boyfriend on a domestic violence call. Boyfriend says that Blankenship started off one day earlier this week by busting him one right in the chops after he wouldn't let her use his cell phone.

While there to investigate that situation, the cops noticed little Muffin lying on the apartment building's steps highly "lethargic" and "unresponsive" to the touch. "It could not seem to get up," said cop Gregory Perry.

That's when boyfriend told cops that his lovely old lady had puffed a big bowl of wrong right in the kisser of the cat. But Blankenship says the opposite, telling cops she didn't blow any heroin smoke at little Muffin. Oh, how purrr-fect!

Cops whisked the little furry friend off to the vet, where intravenous treatment got Muffin to "rally" for a short while before the cat reportedly "crashed" and bit the bucket (or kicked the bullet, or whatever -- Muffin's dead).

An animal autopsy will be performed on the pussy to determine cause of death. Meantime Blankenship got thrown in the can on charges of animal cruelty (the cat) and assault and domestic violence (the boyfriend).

And if it's found to have been a heroin overdose that made little Muffin go down, then Blankenship could face felony charges -- meaning the only smokes she may be puffing on for awhile will be the tobacco variety down at the hoosegow. But serves her right for Ruffin' a Muffin (allegedly).

http://blogs.ajc.com/news-to-me/2011/07/07/secondhand-heroin-smoke-may-have-killed-cat/
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2012465/Danielle-Blankenship-Boulder-Colorado-accused-killing-cat-blowing-heroin-smoke-face.html

Objection, Your Honor! -- My Fly's Open: Female Judge Allegedly Follows Willie Jackson into Men's Shithouse to Snap Photos of His Willie Johnson!

Too bad this broad didn't preside over the Casey Anthony trial. It would have been a four-ring circus instead of just one of those three-ring jobs:

Cops in Florida say a local female judge recently followed a man named Willie Jackson into the men's john at the courthouse, snapped some pictures of him in the urinal, and then went batty bonkers nuthouse apeshit when cops tried to bust her!

I've heard of people being addicted to their cell phones, but this is rather ridiculous. At first, I suppose 47-year-old traffic court judge Rhonda Hollander (mugshot above) might have claimed that she was too busy looking at her cell phone to notice that "MEN'S" sign on the courthouse shitter. But such a defense probably departs by the wayside after what Willie Jackson had to tell cops:

Willie says he was standing at a urinal "getting ready to urinate" when Hollander "appeared at the adjoining urinal and began snapping away" pictures of Willie and his Wilson on the judge's cell phone camera. For good measure, Willie says Judge Hollander also starting snapping her "kooky candid camera shots" of another man who entered the men's crapper after him.

Soon after when cops tried to confront Judge Hollander out in the hall, business really started to pick up. First Judge Hollander allegedly refused to turn over her phone to cops. After all, she had some great schlong photos on there (allegedly)! Why share?

Judge Hollander also reportedly took to arguing the law with the cops, claiming "that it was a public restroom and she was not violating any laws." Think of all the male pervert slimeballs over the years busted for spying on ladies in the toilet: This dame would've been THE judge for them! (Allegedly). It's a "public restroom," after all.

But the deranged behavior only escalated from there (allegedly). Cops say Judge Hollander just couldn't seem to get her fill of taking cell phone photos, as she allegedly kept snapping photos even as cops were escorting her down the hall toward a private room for questioning.

And then the coup de grace! Cops say that as one deputy tried to gesture to Judge Hollander to stop snapping pictures, the overbaked judge went after the deputy and tried to bite his damn finger off! A big scuffle allegedly broke out from there, with cops ultimately slapping the ol' cuffs on the good judge.

Now Judge Hollander may have to trade the courthouse for the icehouse and may only have the hacks to follow into the shithouse (allegedly) for awhile to come, as she faces a possible bid in the big house on a felony charge of "obstruction with violence" and other misdemeanor charges.

I just hope she doesn't try to pull any of that "public place" routine (allegedly) with the "female" cons in the hoosegow. Because they might just be inclined to teach her a whole a new meaning of the phrase, "address the bench."

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2011/07/07/2011-07-07_florida_traffic_court_judge_rhonda_hollander_arrested_for_taking_cell_phone_pics.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2011980/Female-judge-faces-sack-following-man-bathroom-taking-pictures-him.html

Women Who Get Racked For Breastfeeding in Public Now Have Somewhere to Turn: The Pink & White Ice Cream Truck with the Giant Breast on Top!

Better watch out, Kim Kardashian (who's been known to fire out nasty little Tweets when she sees a mother breastfeeding in public). For that matter, any business out there having a problem with public breastfeeding had better watch out. That's because there's a new vigilante in town looking to protect "the right to breastfeed in public" -- and it comes with a huge boob affixed to the top of it!

"The Milk Truck" is the brainchild of one Jill Miller, an artist and teacher at (appropriately enough) Carnegie Mellon University in Pittsburgh. The idea is still in development, but Miller has reportedly raised almost half of the $10,000 that it will take to get "The Milk Truck" and its giant headlight(s) afloat.

Pledges to the cause have come through a website called Kickstarter.com. When the ride comes to full fruition, it will be "an ice cream truck with a giant breast on the roof."

The idea from there is rather simple: If a breastfeeding mother is getting hassled out in public, she need only call "The Milk Truck." It will then race to the location and park right outside the business. Then the driver will make a big production of it, "laying down a rug [and] setting up chairs under an awning on the side of the truck."

Meantime mama is free, if she wishes, to sit right down under the awning and start nursing "in an environment of support." Says Miller: "Thought the nursing mother created a spectacle? Meet The Milk Truck!"

Or put another way (as stated by the linked IVillage.com story): "If you think a nursing mama catches some attention, wait til a giant, nipple-topped van cruises your 'hood. There's not a nursing cover in town big enough to hide a boob like that!"

And another consideration: Do you really want to be the jackass restaurant owner who creates a media field day by having The Milk Truck show up at your joint? Put another way, the biggest help to breastfeeding mothers from The Milk Truck may just be its effect as a deterrent against lactation discrimination (an issue not exactly at the top of the list of political concerns of the leftist 20 percenters and republic partisans). Just what the knockers ordered, if you ask me.

http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2011/07/06/local-woman-envisions-mobile-breastfeeding-truck/
http://www.ivillage.com/need-breastfeeding-support-call-milk-truck/6-a-362972
http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-20076997-1/breastfeeding-truck-coming-to-a-city-near-you/

Armed with a Murder Acquittal and "Newfound Celebrity," Casey Anthony Gets Set to Cash In. But with a Porn "Money Shot"?!?

I paid scant attention to the sensationalistic Casey Anthony murder trial. I'm funny like that. If everyone and their mother is following something in the pop culture (which is where I put the Anthony story/trial), I tend to want to ignore it. In short, I don't care much for being like everybody else.

However, once the Casey Anthony story crossed over into the porn world, Stop the Damn Press: Newsworthy, baby!

It really came as no surprise. I expected it. Porn company Vivid Entertainment always offers a porn career to any scandal-ridden or notorious new "celebrity" -- most recently Octomom (on multiple occasions).

But what I didn't expect was for Vivid to make Casey Anthony a porn offer before the ink on her jury verdict was even dry! Faster than you can say, "beyond a reasonable doubt."

Reportedly within a few hours of Tuesday's verdict, Vivid was already in contact with Anthony's attorney Jose Baez, offering Anthony the party animal and formerly accused murderer of her own daughter a career in the illustrious world of pornography.

Vivid "head honcho" Steve Hirsch says Casey Anthony will be a "big seller" in porn. Said Hirsch: "We've all seen the pictures of her partying and having a good time with friends where she definitely looks hot." Or looking at it another way, and as TMZ.com put it, since Anthony "clearly has daddy issues," she'd "make a GREAT porn star."

But alas, there's the dilemma. Would Vivid try to "sell" her as a straight (for lack of a better term) porn star, meaning ordinary porn not grounded in themes tied to her background? Or would she star in pornos with themes and "storylines" that are connected to and try to capitalize on her infamous past (beyond merely her name recognition)?

Typically you would guess the latter from Vivid, but what about when it comes to a woman previously accused of murdering her own child? Is that something you really want to play up? I mean, even in our rotten society and pop culture, some things (not many) are still viewed as going a bit too far.

Case in point: My initial idea for this post was to come up with a Top Ten list of potential titles for Casey Anthony porn movies. But it quickly became clear that there was little way to accomplish that without being in incredibly bad taste in most instances. Even though I live in a world of bad taste (just glance around at this blog), even I have some standards. I wonder if Casey Anthony and Vivid do?

http://www.tmz.com/2011/07/06/casey-anthony-porn-movie-vivid-entertainment-xxx-movie-lawyer-offer/
http://www.examiner.com/pop-culture-in-hartford/casey-anthony-porn-movie-offer-already-from-vivid-entertainment

Baby Got Back Nine?!? I KNEW I Was Remiss in Not Taking Up Golf at Some Earlier Point in Time. Pebble Beach Should Have a Front Side So Nice...

Just wait until curmudgeony Kansas City golf legend and ardent traditionalist Tom Watson gets a load of this! He's liable to blow his bunker.

But to me, it's good to see a bit of the contemporary casual craze -- which has previously given us such blessings as bluejeans Friday, No-ID-necessary voting, and Casey Anthony -- make a new dent in the world of golf. Address that ass!

The above photo "gallery" shows former Spice Girl Geri Halliwell showing off her back lip over the Fourth of July weekend in Sardinia, Italy. Wearing little more than a two-piece "frilly pink bikini" with boyfriend Henry Beckwith, "Ginger" Spice showed that maybe they should have called her "Sporty" after she lit up the links with a healthy dose of T&A.

And it couldn't have been so easy to swing that sand wedge in a pair of "sky-high wedges" that looked to be straight out the old video for "Wannabe." Just to top off the bogey slice, Ginger wore a big straw hat reportedly to keep her skin "safe" from the sun and heat -- sort of like that little bikini was obviously designed.

The whole look most likely gave anyone else on the course at the time a good case of the yips, which would have personally led me to demand a penalty stroke from the British bombshell's back door. Either that, or a mulligan down in the rough.

No word on Ginger's golfing handicap, but I'd guess about a 34-D -- but no lay up. Regardless, there's nothing flat about that swing. I'd give her a course rating around 7 or 8, which makes the cut even on a bad day on the fairway. I bet Beckwith had no trouble with his long game or letting go of his five-wood...

Especially after he hit the nineteenth hole with his broad for a little vardon grip and scratch play out-of-bounds once their racy round of golf was over. No word whether Ginger nailed her snake (putt) at that point, but Beckwith definitely climbed to the top of her leader board before making his drop.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2011380/Geri-Halliwell-dons-frilly-pink-bikini-crazy-golf-course.html

Rhode Island Woman Must've REALLY Wanted to Make Sure She Didn't Turn Republican; Blasts Car Through July 4 Parade at 50 MPH!

I get the whole Harvard University study from last week. The "study" basically equated July 4 parades with GOP propaganda events and purported to find that if you attend July 4 parades, then you have a better chance of becoming a republic partisan than if you skip the Independence Day celebrations. But the so-called "increased chances" were miniscule -- to me, almost to the point of being statistically insignificant.

But don't tell that to 40-year-old Rhode Island resident Gloria Hodge. Cops in Randolph, Massachusetts say that once she and her car happened upon the local July 4 parade yesterday, this broad couldn't get away fast enough. And regardless of whether or not Hodge even saw the Harvard study last week, this much was clear: She wasn't gonna be sticking around for any damn July 4 parades!

Cops say Hodge "drove past a barrier and into the parade, narrowly missing spectators and continued for about 30 miles before crashing her car" across the state line in her native Rhode Island (pictures above). And this lead-footed dame wasn't just sashaying her way through the parade and the rest of two states (allegedly): Eyewitnesses say she plunged through the parade at 50 MPH and then was topping 80 MPH during the rest of her little joyride.

And the scariest moments of the whole ordeal had to be for those poor parade goers -- who not only had to endure the GOP propaganda event, but also the deranged speed demon who tried to rain on the parade (allegedly). Cops say that as Hodge "cut through the procession," "children lining the parade route had to scatter from the street as the woman careened through the busy streets."

According to one parade goer: "She was just barreling down the street at least 40 or 50 miles an hours." Said another: "She was just going into the parade, people were just dipping and dodging out of her way." When Hodge's alleged little race of horrors ended with a crash 30 miles later, she was reportedly rushed to the hospital in stable condition.

Once she recovers, she may have to start avoiding her GOP propaganda from the confines of a cell at the local joint, as cops have busted her for assault with a dangerous weapon, driving to endanger and failure to stop. I wonder if Harvard (being the liberal, enlightened institution that it is) offers online correspondence courses for cons?

http://www.boston.com/news/local/rhode_island/articles/2011/07/04/police_mass_parade_crasher_to_face_charges/

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2011320/People-dodging-way-Woman-skips-barrier-barrels-50-mph-July-4-parade.html

On a Fourth of July Weekend Dreadfully Slow & Low on News & Optimism, the Rager Goes Pictorial: My Sense of Duty for the Greatest Country in History!

I (as well as Harvard University) only hope that I haven't just turned some little kids into republicans. It's the American Flag on the Fourth of July: Look away, look away, young children!

http://www.usnews.com/news/blogs/washington-whispers/2011/06/30/harvard-july-4th-parades-are-right-wing