Demented Days: "Man Camps Out for Black Friday 33 Days Early," While "Nearly a Third of College Students Describe 1st Amendment as 'Outdated,'" Too Permissive of Free Speech...

No word yet whether the nation's bright young college students will call for this patient shopping camper to be imprisoned for supporting a date emanating from offensive hate speech. (What, no crackers ever go shopping on the day after thanksgiving?!?)

But I do implore you, you wonderfully enlightened younger generation, you -- at least allow this poor shopper to wait and get his big screen TV before you set out to ruin his life. He, like you, deserves his fair share of being able to behave like a moron, too, no?

http://www.clickorlando.com/news/man-camps-out-for-black-friday-33-days-early/36048996
http://dailycaller.com/2015/10/26/college-students-say-campus-is-too-pc-but-also-love-trigger-warnings/

THE KINGS OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!

I've never seen a team as resilient and mentally tough as this one, and I've been watchin' this stuff for over four decades.  No Outs to Go, and a Team for the Ages!

http://www.theguardian.com/sport/live/2015/nov/01/world-series-2015-royals-mets-game-5-live

Don't Make Book: Right-Winger Slimeball Newt Gingrich Gives "One to Three" Odds Hilary Clinton Will Be Indicted! Highly Wishful Thinking...

Fortunately for all of you, I'm a much better handicapper than fat old deranged right-wingers.  Hilary ain't gettin' indicted over anything, I gots news for ya all. It's a 100-1 shot, and 1's about to get locked in Vince Foster's mausoleum. "One to Three" when the democrat party controls the executive branch and bureaucracy?!? Are ya freakin' kidding me over here?! Why the freak do you think Dizzy Biden wanted no part of runnin'?

But if Sleazerich is such a fan of betting propositions, I have one he can try on for his big plus size: There's a 75% chance Hilary is the next president. (This is today's prediction, of course, and it's subject to "evolving" as days pass like so many Hilary and King Nothing positions on gay marriage).

Why 75% chance, Rager, you may ask?  Ans: Because while the gop-er field may be stronger than 2012, that ain't exactly saying much, and I don't see anyone in the current field strong enough to overcome the sizable demographic advantage the leftist party has in national elections these days. There's a reason why the gop-ers have won only one popular vote in a presidential election since 1988, folks.

I could go on, but you get the gist; besides, methinks me has a few bets to get down, come to think of it. And I heard that I might find my bookie down to the student union playing cards here in a few. I gotta catch him in person, don't'cha know, since he ain't much for talkin' on phones.

http://mediamatters.org/video/2015/10/29/fox-contributor-newt-gingrich-baselessly-specul/206501
http://dailycaller.com/2015/10/29/gingrich-one-to-three-odds-hillary-clinton-will-be-indicted/

Biff the Lout from the "Back to the Future" Films Was Based on Donald Trump? So Says the Films' Writer, and Indeed Many Politicians Have Inspired Fictional & Real-Life Characters & Places...

The Biff/Trump connection doesn't seem like so much of a stretch to me. And certainly no more so than the Hilary Clinton/Nurse Ratched comparison that the right-wingers enjoy conjuring up (also to my amusement).

But what about all the other political slimeballs this election season? They deserve equal time and equal treatment as well, lest they not receive their fair share of attention, as King Nothing in the White House might say.  So here goes:

- Ben Carson: Had to have inspired the "low talker" character on the old "Seinfeld" episode. I've little doubt Carson gets away with spouting his share of deranged right-winger platitudes because no one can make out so well what the hell he just said.

- Bernie Sanders: The grumpy old rumpled-suited Sanders clearly influenced the creation of Larry David's exaggerated self-character on "Curb Your Enthusiasm," not to mention A.A. Milne's Eeyore-the-jackass character from the "Winnie the Pooh" series. I'd personally rather back Piglet for President.

- Marco Rubio: National landmark Niagara Falls was obviously conceived with Rubio in mind, what with its constant perspiration of thousands of cubic feet of liquid per minute, as well as its sourcing for countless refreshing bottled water products nationwide.

- Carly Fiorina: Reminds me a little too much of Demi Moore's bosslady cougar character from the film "Disclosure." Only difference being: That Demi broad can feel free to hit on me any damn time. Carly just needs to keep her paws to herself.

- Joe Biden (even if he ain't runnin'): Serves as a constant inspiration for feeble-minded, onset-dementia peoples everywhere -- even for dead ones like Ronald Reagan.

- His Majesty King Nothing himself: I thought Barry was almost assuredly the basis for the eavesdropping school principal character who later turned into a zombie on the recent season of "Fear the Walking Dead." At least Principal Artie (played by Scott Lawrence) exhibited mostly lucid intervals of humanity prior to becoming a full-fledged ghoul.

http://www.ew.com/article/2015/10/22/donald-trump-biff-tannen-back-to-the-future

Holy Coffin Nails: This Broad & Two Other Ruskie Nicotine Fiends Admit to Robbing a Grave So They Can Get Their Smoke On After Boiling the Stiff's Head to Use as an Ashtray!

For good measure, this tobacco-tokin' threesome also hacked off the dead body's fingers for use as "fortune-telling runes"!

Apparently the authorities over in Russia frown upon this sort of thing.

But not overly much:  These three graveyard goofs won't even have to go cold turkey in the local hoosegow, since they've been set free on suspended sentences.

Relatives of the stiff, however, ain't being quite so lenient, hitting the tombstone trio with a 900,000-rouble (about 15,000 bucks) compensation claim.

Which may make that souped up skull the most expensive fag tray of the modern era.

Next time try hitting the corner smokes store or the Dollar Tree, you zany cancer sticks pricks, ya! I'm bettin' 5-10 bucks will have ya rolling in more ashtrays than a Stalin purge.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3263043/Students-dug-woman-s-corpse-severed-head-boiled-use-skull-ash-tray-sliced-fingers-use-fortune-telling-runes.html

So THIS Is What Lamar Odom Was Tryin' to Hit In That Nevada Ho House?

This guy couldn't do any better than THIS?! And now he's lying in a hospital and could die over THIS?!

Talk about some S-L-I-M Pickens! Good Grief.

http://www.cnn.com/2015/10/15/us/lamar-odom-condition/
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3271659/Lamar-Odom-Dennis-Hof-s-Love-Ranch-Ryder-Cherry-Monica-Monroe.html

CNN Changes Debate Questioning Approach & Debate Length to Make Things Easier on democrat party Candidates Tonight! As a Result, I Won't Be Wasting My Time Watching...

I had planned to watch tonight's democrat party debate and weigh in with the same "Up" or "Down" votes for each candidate as I've done for each of the first two gop-er party debate spectacles.  But then CNN (even for a left-biased "news" outlet) completely insulted my intelligence over here. And now I'm out.  To wit:

1. After 3 hours last month of grilling gop-er party candidates with questions calculated to get the candidates fighting and arguing amongst themselves, CNN announced this week it won't take that approach with the democrat party.  Rather, the democrat party candidates will be handled with kid gloves and softballs, as CNN says it won't use any questioning that "pits" democrat party candidates "against each other." How completely pathetic. Hypocritical lackeys.

2. Adding insult to injury, CNN won't make the democrat party candidates endure the same exhaustingly long 3-hour format that CNN imposed on the gop-ers. CNN announced this debate will only be 2 hours. (This change I actually predicted back in September, since the democrat party field is ancient, with stale old candidates who may be lucky to go even 2 hours without falling asleep at the podium).

I could've stomached the time reduction (hell, I predicted it), but not the astonishingly biased resort of making the questioning easier for the democrat party candidates. So I won't be watching. And I have a sneaking suspicion not too many other people are going to be watching either. Have fun with your continued irrelevance, CNN.

http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/cnn-wont-pit-dems-against-each-other-in-tuesdays-debate/article/2573885

Another Day, Another Installment of Bums Gone Wild: "Homeless Man Chases Girl at Bus Stop"...

If this was typically a crowded bus for the time of day, maybe this hobo was just trying to ensure he'd get a spot? Who are we to judge what this tramp's motivations might have been?

Regardless, cops say they're all over it. They vow to "remain in the neighborhood until he [the hobo] is caught."

But that begs the question: Isn't this vagrant, by his very nature (ya know, homeless and stuff), not wed to any particular neighborhood, let alone this one?

This loafer could've already hopped a train for Jersey for all we know. Or more likely a bus, as the case may be.

http://www.wgal.com/news/police-homeless-man-chases-girl-at-bus-stop/35677940

Braless Dakota Fanning, Michelle Dockery & Pixie Lott! Braless Is Truly Beautiful...

...So why can't the American leftist 20 percenters ever try to end the bra industry like they target so many other slivers of the private sector? Bras burn with just as rotten a smell as coal, after all! 

No More Bras = A Possible Rager Vote for a democrat party Which I Will Otherwise Never Vote For Again.

And I ain't even 75 years old yet.  Meaning, you need all the voters like me you can get, democrat party, Golden Girls (Hilary, Bernie, & Joe).

So lets ordain those threads off them tatas, leftists!

I'll even entertain and support a topical executive order from you louts and your mentally challenged O Messiah.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3203367/Chic-Dakota-Fanning-goes-braless-loose-fitting-nude-vest-skinny-jeans-runs-errands.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3199502/Michelle-Dockery-wows-daring-dress-joins-Leah-Carmichael-Downton-Abbey-stars-wrap-party.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3202077/Pixie-Lott-flashes-hint-thigh-split-skirt-plunging-blouse-enjoys-late-night-friends.html

Low-Energy Loser: "Jeb Bush Sees Himself as the John McCain of 2016." No Wonder the democrat party Wants Bush to Be the gop-er Nominee!

Not only is "Jeb" Bush an energy-challenged, mealy-mouthed, stand-not-for-much, aging old relic of an awful American political dynasty. Nope. Now I think you have to add to that description the word "Idiot" -- same as brother W!

Because only a bona fide moron would try to compare himself to and emulate the 2008 presidential campaign of Tired Old Man John McCain.

McCain was one of the absolute worst nominees for president that I've seen in my lifetime, right up there with the inept likes of Fritz Mondale and Eyebrows Dukakis.

I mean, Farmer Brown's jackass from the spread down the road could've beaten McCain and his weak-ass campaign in 2008 (unfortunately for all of us, the leftists instead nominated the jackass we currently have as a president, although I digress).

But at least if Bush ends up getting the gop-er nomination (which I see as a long-shot as this point), his Tired Old Man act will have plenty of company from the democrat party nominee -- which is assured to be one of the three Golden Girls (Hilary, Bernie, or Joe) from the classic age of television. (And, BTW, Trump's just as ancient).

To which subject, I've today had an epiphany: Forget term limits; we need to impose some age limits on these two rotten, corrupt political parties.

This ain't so unreasonable in 2015, is it? If you were born in the Big Band Era, then go celebrate that era in the nursing home or hospice or something, and leave presidential politics the hell alone.

And if you would have to gum your state dinner, then please do your gummin' out in a pasture somewhere, sans the White House. Don't worry, you won't be lonely -- Farmer Brown's gotta a great companion for ya, right out there in the same field.

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/jeb-bush-sees-john-mccain-2016/story?id=34156877

Scare Pie: Tinder & Grindr Dating Apps Reportedly Increase Risk of STDs By "Making Casual Sex as Available as Ordering Pizzas"...

...So THAT's why the joint smelled like anchovies the morning after my last Tinder/Grindr Bender!?!

From now on I think I'm just gonna stick with ordering the Veggie Broad.

http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2015/09/27/dating-apps-like-tinder-and-grindr-come-under-fire-on-new-billboard-suggesting-they-promote-stds/
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3252570/Tinder-Grindr-dating-apps-increase-risk-chlamydia-gonorrhea-making-casual-sex-available-ordering-pizza.html

Ben Breaks Even Badder After His Muslim Statements, Says "Big Bang Is a 'Fairy Tale' & Darwin's Evolution Theory Is Work of Devil"! But Is There Really Anything to See Here?

So Ben's a little old fashioned?

Is that really worth a Federal Case?

Name one bad thing that ever happened at a Best Buy parking lot?

But to get down to ass tacks, and for the record, I could never vote for Ben, even if he was to sport Charles Darwin White-Bearded-Face at the next debate while working in a "survival of the fittest" reference every third sentence...

Dude's a devout right-winger, and as about my cup of tea as any of the Geritol-poppin' ancient candidates of the tired old democrat party.

But I do like Ben and am thoroughly enjoying how he's currently driving the leftist 20 percenters nuts, not to mention their lackey "mainstream" media acolytes...

And it's not because Ben's the best looking and best dressed candidate in the gop-er party field, either (which, as I've observed before, ain't saying much).

Rather, I enjoy watching Ben play because he represents everything that the leftists loathe to the highest degree...

In short, Ben ain't conforming with the leftists' black person monolith.

Ben, as a black man, is SUPPOSED to be either a leftist group-thinker or, at the very least, an enthusiastic devotee and voter for the current leftist incarnation of the democrat party.

And I struggle to think of a human being that American leftists hate more than a minority member or female who breaks the monolithic mold that bedrocks the leftist world view...

Indeed, in my experience, the leftists see their chief enemies in this world (forget Islamic State, Iran, Al Qaeda, etc.) in THIS order: 

Third, American Independents such as myself who refuse to ever vote for them;

Second, American gop-er party members who will never vote for them; and

FIRST, American minority members like Ben who go off the democrat party reservation, buck the monolith, think for themselves, and just refuse to *** damn act like they're supposed to (like good little minority voters).

So God Bless Ya, Ben Carson.  I won't be votin' for ya, but we sure as hell could use a lot more of ya, truth be told. You ain't supposed to be actin' like this, man!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3245656/It-s-ridiculous-Ben-Carson-believes-Big-Bang-fairy-tale-Darwin-s-theory-evolution-work-devil.html

Grace Jones: "I'm 5000 Years Old!" This Is BIG...

...Because methinks the democrat party might now have another presidential candidate up its sleeve!

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/09/20/fashion/the-power-of-grace-jones.html?_r=0

Second (& MARATHON) gop-er Debate: Who's UP, DOWN, or Exactly the SAME From the First Go-Around? And Ponder This: Can Any of You See a Fiorina/Carson Ticket?...

-Donald Trump: DOWN.  First, I'll answer the question none of these candidates would answer: I for one "would not feel comfortable with Trump's finger on the nuclear button." But I've already said I ain't votin' for this crazy circus performer, even if he does often make me laugh. As for tonight's performance: Not so funny.

-Carly Fiorina: UP.  Presents well, and looks and talks fairly presidential. Her critique of the gruesome Planned Parenthood videos was easily the best and most effective passage of the night. And she handled well her retort to Trump's recent first grader comments about her appearance, as well as Trump's other attempted salvos tonight. This definitely seems like a candidacy on the rise.

-Ben Carson: UP.  Not only the best looking person in this debate (as in the first), but also the best dressed in the joint! He had me at hello tonight, even if the moderators (just like the first debate) seemed to hardly ever call on him.

-John Kasich: DOWN.  I thought Kasich wasn't nearly as on as he was in the first debate (maybe he just ain't so good outside of Ohio?). And saying that as president he may not touch Obama's terrible Iran deal sure as hell ain't gonna improve his current down lot in the polls.

-"Jeb" Bush: DOWN.  "I Am Not a Puppet!" Thanks for clarifying, Tricky Dick. More resembled his idiot brother tonight, stuttering and stammering around like a skid row wino. And, like some sort of Obama-style wimp, he repeatedly allowed Trump to interrupt him. Can we just put the Bush Dynasty (and its Clinton Twin, for that matter) out to pasture already?

-Marco Rubio: UP.  I liked his poking fun at his previous, notorious Water Bottle Speech as well as his granddaddy story, how he held his water (pun intended) against Trump, and (inexplicably) being the ONLY candidate to raise the repulsive $18 Trillion Obama/W Bush National Debt. Also seemed to get stronger as this grotesquely long debate got even longer, showing a better stamina than most or all of the others.

-Rand Paul: DOWN.  I didn't think it possible -- his hair actually looked worse tonight than in the first debate!  This guy's gotta go from the main debate stage next time around. He has J-V written all over his beaver pelt melon.

-Scott Walker: SAME.  An unlikely character to get in Trump's face tonight, and I thought he held his own. But otherwise bored the living hell out of me.

-Chris Christie: UP.  Came across as personable and in control, for the most part, rather than as the hothead that is his stereotype. And he was the only candidate that I heard invoking in any way the plight of the American worker during the Obama years (even if he missed, at the same time, the opportunity to specifically raise the dreadful household income and wage stagnation of those same Obama years).

-Ted Cruz: SAME.  Same ol' Slick Willy with a Joe McCarthy mask on.  Still unelectable.

-Mike Huckabee: DOWN.  Boot this fat old has-been from the stage at the same time that Paul gets the axe.

-Finally, the ENTIRE gop-er FIELD: DOWN.  I thought tonight was, mostly, a real snoozer (even before CNN carried it into its third excruciating hour). Very few "Yeah!" and "Damn right!" moments. And not a ton of bona fide entertainment. Yawn. And why not even one of these candidates would say moderator-be-damned and talk about today's "news" (already known) that American workers have not gotten a raise during the Obama years, I have no clue. That's red meat for every American out there who is not named "leftist 20 percenter"...

Instead, these candidates accepted -- hook, line, and sinker -- Tapper/CNN's incessant questions from the left-wing agenda (pot legalization, vaccinations, Trump insults, and "anchor babies" -- REALLY?), which were mostly aimed at getting the candidates to fight each other rather than addressing the leftists louts who've been running amok in America for 7 long years now. Always ones to play by the imposed rules, these gop-ers. And that is one of the principal reasons why they fail.

[Postscript:  Anyone think that any of the few democrat party debates that the cowardly Hilary The Hoary will participate in will go on for 3 freakin' hours, like tonight's endless event? Nope. Hell, all 3 of the Golden Girls (Hilary, Bernie and Joe -- sounds like a bad late-60s folk song) would be fast asleep, like Reagan or something, at around the 90 minute mark!!].

"LET THEM EAT CAKE!"

...Or, sans cake, I assume a tortilla shell, 3-tater-tot, bacon bits Michelle ObamaMeal will do just fine, no?

http://eagnews.org/schools-scramble-to-deny-responsibility-for-paltry-michelle-o-breakfast/

Washington Post Hack: "The Amazing Honesty of Joe Biden!" But That Ain't Honesty You're Smellin' There, Numbnut...

...Rather it's the feel, taste, and diagnostic certitude of at least Stage One Alzeimer's.

But there he is, Biden -- Dan Quayle's Daddy, and the new Great (and REALLY Old) White Hope of the democrat party for 2016!

I swear that if these leftist 20 percenters next conjure up a death bed Jimmy Carter to garner the "D next to his name" vote in 2016, I'm gonna be clamoring for the good ol' harmless days when Teddy Kennedy forgot why he wanted to be President, but at least exhibited a basement-level literacy level somewhere under the age of 72.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2015/09/10/the-amazing-honesty-of-joe-biden/

Labor Day Lunacy: Hilary Losing by 9% to Bernie in N.H. & by 5% in General Matchup with Trump, Who (BTW) Is Getting 25% of the Black Vote! Can Hilary the Hoary Right the Ship?

Hilary may truly need a Hail Mary very soon to save her foundering candidacy. Since I think a sudden jaunt into granny porn is out (Hilary ain't no Sarah Palin, let's face it), methinks some real outside-the-pantsuit thinking will be required. A few quick ideas:

- Since Hilary really needs to shore up that black vote (I doubt any gop-er has won 25% of the black vote since Bell conceived the telephone), she needs to announce NOW that the first black president of the U.S. -- i.e. Hilary's old man Bill -- will be her V.P. running mate. Not to mention, I can't imagine any other running mate who would actually be considered a bigger slimeball than Hilary herself. She'd shine in comparison!

- Hilary should also consider making no further campaign appearances for at least 6 to 9 months. Talk about a drab, dry personality that's about as connecting and warm as a Mount McKinley ice cap. She does herself no favors going in front of cameras. So just don't do it anymore! It sure as hell can't hurt.

- Hilary should use that time away from things to engage in some hijinks to soften her image. I'm thinking of a YouTube channel in which Hilary stars in a new madcap skit every week or two. The first one could be entitled, "Server? I Need an Assistant to Wipe My Own Ass With Like a Cloth or Something!"

- Speaking of whom, top Hilary flunky Huma's Weiner (pictured above) needs to be more front and center in the campaign. That broad has a great body, and I'd always prefer to see and hear from Ms. Weiner instead of the Hoary One. Let's get Huma in a bikini and Hilary in a cave, I say, and you just watch this campaign get right back on track!

[Postscript: I still can't believe I dish out this kind of Grade-A campaign and political advice to these sleazewad politicians free of charge. I do hope these louts realize that my charity does have its limits over here.]

http://www.nbcnews.com/meet-the-press/bernie-sanders-leads-hillary-clinton-9-n-h-gains-iowa-n422111
http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/presidential-races/252825-poll-trump-beats-hillary-head-to-head
http://www.theamericanmirror.com/shock-poll-trump-receives-25-of-black-vote-in-general-election-matchup/

Nice (Lamp)Posts! If More Social Media Postings Looked Like Gabi Grecko's, I Might Show Up In Person on the facebook, etc., More Often Than Once Every Year or Two!

On a separate note, why can't more broads wear them little shorts like that, where the bottom of the ass hangs out?

To me, it's scant different than showing some cleavage with the ol' bazooms...

It gives a dude a little taste. Just enough to wet his beak over here.

http://www.smh.com.au/entertainment/tv-and-radio/gabi-grecko-geoffrey-edelsten-blake-garvey-stars-of-new-celebrity-apprentice-20150720-gigow5.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3174832/Making-boob-Gabi-Grecko-strips-birthday-suit-wears-nipple-coverings-DAY-walking-Sydney-exposing-breasts.html

Denali Distraction: I For One Welcome Obama's Focus on Renaming Mountains and Running Wild on Reality TV Shows in Alaska...

...If these things are the kinds of foolishness with which Obama is going to consume his presidential time over the next 17 months, His Majesty is doing us all one heck of a favor.

Hell, let's sprinkle in even more vacation and golf course time while you're at it there, King Nothing!

But alas, never fear: I'm sure he'll go right back to wrecking the country and giving America its just comeuppance as soon as Alaska's in the rear-view in a few days...

Plenty of time for sleepin', after all, when he's out of office and fully entrenched in D.C. as the most obnoxious ex-president the country's ever seen before.

http://blog.seattlepi.com/seattlepolitics/2015/08/31/the-renaming-of-denali-ohioans-denounce-jettisoning-of-mount-mckinley/
http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics/wp/2015/08/31/obama-takes-a-turn-at-reality-tv-in-alaska/

Murderer of Reporter In Virginia Was "Censured [By His TV Station] for Wearing Obama Sticker While 'Reporting' on Election Day": But Why Such a Harsh Indictment For that Offense?

As Jorge Ramos would proclaim, "We have a right to act however the hell we see fit as shill, activist, advocate, flunky ideologues who call ourselves journalists!"

Maybe next the Supreme Court can write that one into the 14th Amendment too? Any means that it takes, after all, to get to those desired leftist 20 percenter ends, no?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3212142/The-human-tape-recorder-TV-murderer-criticized-bosses-appalling-journalistic-standards-reprimanded-wearing-Obama-badge-report-elections.html

As Mentally Challenged Joe Biden Inches Towards Presidential Run, It's Easy to See Why democrat party Prides Itself on Being the Party of "progress"...

What we're dealing with here, after all, is truly groundbreaking...

1. Biden gives the democrat party a great shot of putting up perhaps the most dimwitted presidential candidate in American history not named W, not to mention the most dementia-drenched dupe not named Reagan. Moreover:

2. The democrat party would also be fielding (I gotta think) the most ancient field of presidential candidates in American history, with Biden's entry boosting the average age of the front-running democrat party candidates (including Hilary the Hoary and and Bernie B. Old) to a hip, cool, smooth old age of 72 on Election Day -- no small feat given that no one in American history has ever been elected president for the first time in his 70s.

Now if all this shit ain't exactly your "progress!" cup of tea, you still sure as hell can't claim it's not, at the very least, astoundingly historical.

We'd then only need Elizabeth Warren as the VP selection to round out this exciting piece of history, as the first American Indian ever to run on a major party ticket.  And to think Chief Left Fist would only be 67 -- a welcome younger face to compliment whichever one of these old pasty-white graybeards that ends up topping the democrat party ticket!

http://www.cnn.com/2015/08/24/politics/joe-biden-obama-blessing-2016/index.html

How's About THESE Anchor Babies?!?

If that's politically incorrect, scoop me up a big bowl a' wrong over here.

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/the-political-fight-over-the-term-anchor-babies/