The swan (and obvious Obama opponent) lives at England's exclusive Warwick University, and it's apparently the most intelligent feathered animal to land on the planet since Big Bird -- capable in its little bird brain of fully formed beliefs of racial superiority over humans of certain colors or nationalities...
The linked story (and no, it's not from The Onion) reports that Warwick students have "revealed that the swan only appears to target students from ethnic minorities." Say Indian and Italian students at the University:
- "It's bizarre, she doesn't seem to like foreigners and attacks them."
- "She's a true right-winger that's for sure -- they certainly seem to be racially motivated incidents."
- "My friend was on the bridge and he was eating and the swan just randomly started biting off his jeans."
And apparently this "white wing supremacist" has some bigoted buddies flapping around there as well:
- "I'm from India, and they [the swans] attack me especially, they focus straight on me."
- "These swans are very annoying, and the students feel as though they're being bullied."
- "I think they don't like too many Indians in England -- maybe swans here are a little bit racist."
- "We were warned that the swans will be a bit feisty this time of year, but they go for me all year round."
No word yet whether this web-footed grand wizard and her Nazi feathered friends have any known affiliations or connection to the American tea party or the gop-ers. Maybe MSNBC or CBS can get on that one?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/10758354/White-wing-supremacist-swan-attacks-foreign-students.html
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