Wednesday, June 11, 2014

Shot Heard 'Round the World: In an Historic Victory for Political Gridlock in DC, Virginia gop-er Primary Voters Kick gop-er House Majority Leader Eric Cantor's Ass to the Curb in Favor of Unknown Stammering Political Lightweight Dave Brat!












This big fat Brat had no money against the Cantor machine, but still won, signaling a complete grassroots revolt against beltway insider Cantor -- the like of which Attila the Hun could've seized upon to whip Cantor's ass in this primary.  At the heart of all this was the highly contentious political buzz phrase known as "amnesty."

But I won't bore the audience here with all the political particulars about that which I'm speaking.  Suffice it to say that democrat party leftists everywhere know exactly what the hell I'm talking about!  Looks like we won't have to be returning to the dark days of 2009 and early 2010 quite so fast, right leftists?!?  (Sing it with me:  "Gridlock, Sweet Gridlock, the Alternative to You is Hemlock!...").

Which to me is the funniest thing about last night's "political upset for the ages" in Virginia (a House Majority Leader losing in a primary has apparently never occurred before in American history):  One right-winger gop-er vanquishes another right-winger gop-er in a state primary, and it's the leftist democrat party minions this day who are the most upset and worried about it!  S-p-e-c-i-a-l!

So Ha Ha, leftist 20 percenters!  Eat your kooky little leftist hearts out!  And as this post demonstrates, you don't only have the right-wingers against you these days, you creeps. But allow me now to break back into song -- "Gridlock, Sweet Gridlock...!!!"!...

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_VIRGINIA_PRIMARY_CANTOR?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2014-06-10-20-05-45
http://independentrage.blogspot.com/2013/10/with-about-year-until-2014-midterms-i.html