Friday, May 23, 2014

Holy Juice Jugs: When Did It Become Newsworthy For Some Broad to Sashay Around in Public Holding a Bottle of Green Slime?!?


















ANS: When Kelly Brook recently left her front door wearing that outfit, that's when.

The British actress and model was photographed strutting around the streets of L.A. after reportedly purchasing her fill of green slime at some joint called The Pressed Juicer (link below).

Now, we here at T.I.R. have known for quite some time that this luxuriant lassie has a great rack, and it's evident from her choice of get-ups that she's quite apprised of the situation too.

And ya know, there are ways of not sellin' the whole farm there, Kelly. But NO, some people just gots to flaunt it, don't they?!?  OK then! We get it! We know! We're aware! You've got big tits! Get over yourself, already, Vegetable Cans!

And while you're at it, keep them bottles a green slime the hell away from this one.  Rager Don't Pound Puree.

http://fixmoneyy2minutes.com/tvshowbiz/article-2616901/Kelly-Brook-shows-curves-poses-outside-smoothie-shop-Los-Angeles.html