Friday, May 16, 2014

Ass Is Out: "Pervert Dads" Reportedly Have 17-Year-Old Broad with "Big Ass" Booted Right Outta Prom Night For Allegedly Shakin' That Ass Like a Salt Shaker in "Provocative" Attire!

















She's 17-year-old high school senior Clare Hettinger of Richmond, Virginia, and that's her ass and pic above, from the Gawker website and a recent blog post by Clare.  She says a bunch of horny old dads at the senior prom absolutely ruined her prom night by causing her to get run from the joint simply for having too nice an ass!

These "pervert dads," apparently only too happy to stare at this underaged broad's ass, still reportedly complained that the ass was "arousing impure thoughts" in them because the ass wasn't adequately covered and the ass was shaking around in a most "provocative" fashion out there on the dance floor! So they promptly gave this muffin ass dame her walking papers right out the joint!

But False Accusations, says Miss Teen Ass! Clare claims her dress conformed to the school's "fingertip length" dress code rule, that other shorter broads had even shorter dresses (Clare is 5'7"), and that she wasn't even dancing for chrissakes!

Says this Bad Ass Offender:  "Goddamn I'm not responsible for some perverted 45 year old dad lusting after me because I have a sparkly dress on and a big ass for a teenager. And if you think I am, then maybe you're part of the problem!"

I've just three observations here:

- First, if these horny pervert dads were so damn enamored with this broad's ass, then why the hell were they complaining?  Shut the fuck up and enjoy the show, already, ya dirty old bastards!

- Second, if you must stare at a 17-year-old's ass, then keep your damn trap shut about it!  Case you hadn't a noticed, she's underaged, and that shit ain't cool.  At.  All.

- Finally, a little PSA:  Kids -- Never take the Lord's name in vain.

http://gawker.com/teen-girl-ejected-from-prom-because-horny-dads-cant-sto-1575694507?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_facebook&utm_source=gawker_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow
http://www.hannahettinger.com/fuck-the-patriarchy-guest-post-by-clare/