Whoops -- But She Does "Party a Lot": Big Apple "Hipster" Broad Allegedly Downs 15 Shots, Gets Behind the Wheel, & Destroys a Damn House!

Guess it beats running into a tree.  House got some give to it.  But also gots pesky residents too.  Luckily no one in the living room at the time. But no such luck for the house earlier this week...

Cops in the Big Apple (links at bottom) say the big night got started when Boyfriend (23-year-old Dan Sajewski; pictured below) heisted a Benzo from his Mama and Daddy's Long Island mansion.  Spying this alleged grand theft auto, Girlfriend (21-year-old "Brooklyn hipster" Sophia Anderson; pictured in custody above and below) naturally called the cops to rat out naughty Boyfriend, you'd think, right?  Well not exactly...

That's because Hipster Anderson was not without other options over there: Such as take the wheel of Dan's parents' car and go out on a booze bender with Boyfriend (allegedly)!  15 Liquor Shots later (allegedly), cops say this hammered Hipster was still behind that wheel when she came to one of those always navigationally challenging T-intersections.

Quicker than a drunk driver can yelp, "Hey, Where'd the Damn Road Go?", cops say Girlfriend (destruction pictured above) crashed into and completely through the Long Island home of two 90-year-old sisters.  (No word whether these were the same ossified old sisters who fought off that carjacker a few weeks back, nor whether this latest incident might have actually been some sort of deranged revenge job -- but I digress...).

Regardless, neither of the two old battle axes was downstairs at the time, and so houseslaughter (the home will now be condemned) -- and not manslaughter -- is Girlfriend's most serious crime here (allegedly).  Cops say this hammered homewrecker hipster Anderson was four times the legal limit at the time, blowing an incredible 0.30 BAC.

Nothing new for this well-oiled little number Anderson, says one neighbor, who describes the not-so-likable lush (allegedly) as a dame who's been known to get trashed (for some reason) on the roof of her own house and to show up passed out on the subway at 4:30 in the morning.  "She parties a lot," was neighbor's shocking revelation.

For his part, Boyfriend (unlike his moll) won't be charged in the incident, although his wealthy Daddy is reportedly none too happy that he had to break off his holiday on Long Island's North Fork.  "His dad is really upset," a relative told the venerable New York Post.  Says relative:  "He [Daddy] had to hurry back home from the North Fork to deal with this!"

Put another way:  Never mind the pulverized digs nor the swiped and massacred ride.  'Cause nobody, and I mean n-o-b-o-d-y, brings Daddy home early from vacation without there being hell to pay!  Knuckleheads of a feather sure as freak flock together, no?

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/brooklyn/punk_gran_theft_auto_xm2EAccG6TOphRuKHypFZO
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2152077/Woman-driver-totaled-house-drinking-15-shots-driving-Mercedes-boyfriend-borrowed-mother.html