Apparently frustrated with his bungled piece of work with the fully clothed Lowes' employees, this bum allegedly turned his sights to victims of the disrobed variety down at the area nudist colony (link at bottom).
Sans the Pepsi cans and classroom scissors, this tramp later in the day allegedly yanked out a big knife from his britches after breaking into the Cypress Cove Nudist Resort. And I guess this vagrant ain't too discriminating when it comes to the rides he prefers to jack, since cops say the hobo swiped a golf buggy at knife-point inside said nudist colony.
Cops tossed Hodges' wanderin' ass in the can, where he currently faces 10 charges from his "one-man crime spree" plus 28 months in the hoosegow from the Pepsi can incident (for which he was previously sentenced and had been on the run). But on the bright side of things: Homeless no longer.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2151232/Wanted-ex-breaks-nudist-resort-hijacks-golf-cart-knife-point-fleeing-failed-robbery-attempt.html
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See, now, the hobo puts the nudists at a distinct disadvantage...he can hide a big knife in his drawers....they got no drawers!
ReplyDeleteThe only way around that would be if you were a nudist and, at the same time, one of those circus side-show freaks who can squirrel away a big blade in the throat.
ReplyDeleteWell, nudists do tend to be freaky people! Do you think there really are nudist colonies out there? Do people really live life totally naked all the time? I wonder....it's hard to imagine.
ReplyDeleteI think the linked story called it a "nudist colony" in at least one reference. Although, I guess it was technically a nudist resort, meaning buck naked people don't actually live there (vs. I would envision a "colony" as having a bunch of permanent naked residents).
ReplyDeleteI'd visit a nudist resort. Probably. Maybe. If it was on the other side of the world with NO chance of me running into anyone I know. Yep, I'd do it!
ReplyDeleteI would want to be in high school shape (ripped and mean) before I'd do something like that. But since you're basically in that kind of shape, I can understand your sentiment.
ReplyDeleteI'd want to be in high school shape too, I should have clarified that! Pre-babies, for sure =) I always worry about swimsuit season and then I get out there and see what everyone else around me is wearing and showing, and I think, "what was I worried about?" It's pretty crazy....stretch marks and big bellies in bikinis...and it's like a train wreck, I just can't look away! haha!
ReplyDeleteSome things should just never rear their ugly heads when the sun's shining.
ReplyDeleteExactly! My eyes can't unsee those things you know. Stuff like that stays with you....haunts you at night when you're trying to sleep.
ReplyDeleteMost pictures of nudist colonies I've ever seen don't have many hot people; rather, a bunch of old and/or out of shape people. They can keep their colonies.
ReplyDeleteHave you ever seen those "Real Sex" shows on HBO? They inevitably have a segment on some earthy group of people that want to live life naked and/or roll around in the mud....and it's never (I repeat, never!) pretty! Train wreck time! ha!
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