So THAT's why her breath always reeked of a meat lovers' pie! Broad really loved the ol' hand-tossed! As reported this week in the legendary SmokingGun.com (link at bottom), a Cali middle school teacher has now had her future sliced eight ways after her students reportedly discovered a series of porn flicks online in which Teach gets further down in the dough than a Godfather's pizza cutter...Some of the videos reportedly show 31-year-old Stacie Halas (pictured above & below) and her sizable onions inviting into her pad a pizza delivery man from the "Big Sausage Pizza" joint -- where else, right?!? Then (as shown above), "instead of accepting a tip from Stacie, the delivery man opens the pizza box and -- surprise! -- offers her a tip of his own."
That second tip was accepted (and then some), apparently, because then "the duo engaged in a variety of sexual acts on the couch of Halas's apartment." No word whether Teach doled out an "B" or an "F" (or both) to the brazen meat pie man before he headed back to the pizza parlor with a stupid grin on his face.But regardless, and leaving aside the whole issue of how and why these little teenage punk students are getting access to online porn, their little porn discovery over the past week has placed Teach on indefinite leave and has "removed her from the classroom."
Yeah, that's just great: Teach at home with nothing better to do than to get "Big Sausage Pizza" on the blower again. Must we enable and encourage this chesty pepperoni popper?
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/teacher-stars-in-porn-768912
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