It's one way that a lot of crimes get solved: The fool perpetrator is so proud of himself after the fact that he just GOTS to tell someone! But this has to be the first time I've heard of a criminal boasting about his dirty deeds before even knocking over the joints!24-year-old Jesse Hippolite (a/k/a Willie Sutton Jr.) (pictured above) of the Big Apple pleaded guilty to three bank jobs late last week and reportedly admitted in court to patting himself on the back on Facebook even before hittin' the bricks to go pull the heists.
Hippolite is reportedly also a suspect in 16 bank capers in addition to the three he admitted, and it sounds like this "dopey delinquent" just couldn't bring himself to go out on a piece of work until he could first take to Facebook to blow his own horn about the job. Some of his top Facebook blasts (and my reactions) include:
(1) "What If We All Got Fed Up With This Recession and Started Running Inside Every Fucking Bank to Give Us The Money That Belong To Us???" [TIR: Uh, anarchy and the end of modern civilized society, for starters? Or am I just being obtuse over here?]
(2) "I Wanna Promote a Heist ... Who Wit It???" [TIR: More of a jewel man, myself -- plus bank jobs involve too many funny hats]
(3) "Crime pays my bills!" [TIR: Why even pay your bills? Just run inside every fucking creditor and demand they give you their money that belong to you]
(4) "I Gotta Get That $$$$$ Man!!!!" [TIR: Not merely four dollar signs, mind you, but the Big Enchilada 5-Pack Panoply! Fatman Mark Mangino would offer up a full bear claw salute!]
But alas, now Hippolite is gonna have to do his boasting from the confines of the hoosegow for a long time to come, as he faces up to three score years in the local freezer. Wonder If He Wid It?http://www.nydailynews.com/news/queen-man-called-willie-sutton-jr-facebook-pleads-guilty-bank-robberies-article-1.1034248
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2111488/Robber-bragged-Facebook-bank-heists-BEFORE-committed-admits-crimes-court.html
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