They were just "horsing around," say a plumber and another maintenance worker in New Jersey following the shitty incident late last week. And it's difficult not to believe them, what with hog-tying little kids always being a regular barrel of laughs.This teasing twosome apparently had a big bundle of "CAUTION" tape which they were supposed to use to block off the Gregory Elementary School shithouse while the two of them worked on repairing it. But why put a good gaggle of yellow tape to waste on menial purposes when so much more fun can be had?!? Better to just throw Caution to the wind...
So these joking janitors reportedly went to work, and I don't mean on a faulty flusher. When four little grade school tots (all under 10) entered that crapper, they quickly became wrapped up in a lot more than just a little bathroom break.
The school says the two john jokers -- who claim they were just "having fun" -- used the caution tape to tie up the four lads like a pack of steers in the rodeo. And get this: Since the school and prosecutors say they've found no indication of physical or sexual assault in this little plumbing "prank," no charges have yet been filed.But these two powder-room picadors haven't exactly gotten off Scot-free, as they've both reportedly been suspended from their jobs. And now a wave of "devastation" has purportedly landed on everyone connected with this incident...
First, one parent of the kids described the event as a "devastating" one for the kids. And not to be outdone, the two washroom wiseguys got in on the act as well, as a source told NBC New York that they're "devastated" too! I just want to know if the shithouse feels "devastated" as well, since I betcha them repairs STILL haven't been done?!?
http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/Long-Branch-Gregory-Elementary-Students-Bound-Janitors-Tape-Bathroom-141352113.html
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