Now this is what I'd call the girlfriend from hell. And probably the criminal justice system from hell to boot. Please remind me again never to visit bass-ack-ward Australia anytime soon. Geez, you can't even say "BC" and "AD" down there, and they also apparently like to reward people for conjuring up fake criminal accusations and false reports to the cops...This rather pathetic story began when 28-year-old Australian Navy Seaman Warren Clark (pictured above) broke up with his girlfriend and asked her to move out of his apartment. Can't have that, now can we?!? So his old lady -- 22-year-old Kira Lee Gould -- naturally tried to take out her revenge (and then some) by doing a makeup job on her melon to make it look like the old man had slapped her all 'round the joint.
Next up was a trip down to the local police station, where the old lady -- full phony makeup get-up and all -- allegedly reported to cops that the old man had raped and beaten the shit out of her. Based on those allegations, cops tossed Clark's ass right in the hoosegow and raided his apartment, where they found weed (AKA la paca lolo!) and an illegal stun gun.
Cops slapped the old man with gun and drug charges (to which he pled guilty), and Australia's "Royal Navy" in all of its wisdom gave Clark his walking papers right off the plank. So now the shocked sailor's not only in need of a new girlfriend, but also a new job and his clean record back.Never mind that the old lady's makeup masquerade and rape-and-battery tale were reportedly found by cops to be a "complete fabrication." And the saddest part of this story ain't even the old man's plight. Possess and get caught with illegal weapons and drugs and be prepared to pay the piper, young man.
Nope, the most pathetic thing here is that Aussie cops declined to level any charges against the old lady for her completely fraudulent and false felony police report! So apparently crime and falsehood pretenses pay in Australia, boys and girls (just like everything else that's backwards and upside down there). Just so long as you don't toss a "Before Christ" into the equation.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2094000/Warren-Clark-Woman-uses-make-accuse-ex-boyfriend-rape-dumped-her.html
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/dumped-girlfriend-faked-rape-injuries/story-e6frf7jo-1226257012718
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That girl is evil, and there should be some kind of punishment for what she did! I'm not just saying that because I have sons, she's a real Skunkwad! They should at least fine her the amount of city funds/resourses used on handling her fraudulent claim. That's the way I see it, at least.
ReplyDeleteMaybe since Australia is on the opposite side of the earth, everything there is just Bizarro World. I wonder if they toss people in the hoosegow down there for complying with the law too closely for too many years.
ReplyDeleteEither way, it doesn't sound like a place I would ever want to visit.
ReplyDeleteI likely overstated my hand on that front. I wouldn't mind getting there someday, truth be told. I just have to watch my P's and Q's, plus my BC's and AD's.
ReplyDeletePut some shrimp on the barbie when you get there! Oh, and G'Day Mate! There....I think that's all the dorky Australian stuff I know =)
ReplyDeleteWell I do know that among the non-aboriginal population of that former penal colony, they go around eating vegemite sandwiches and buttery shrimp all day and night until their BC-hating gills almost explode. They come from the lard down under.
ReplyDeleteWhat IS vegemite?! I've always wondered about that.....
ReplyDeleteWithout looking it up, my recollection is that it's basically crap (probably not unlike spam) that you can spread all over a sandwich if you have nothing else. It was famously referenced in the 80s in "Down Under" by Men At Work.
ReplyDeleteEw, ew, ew......I would have to be really friggin' hungry to eat that....never could do spam either. (shudder)
ReplyDeleteThe old timers (mostly dead now) talk about eating lard sandwiches back in the Great Depression. Sorry, but keep the lard, keep the vegemite, and keep the mustard (if that's all you have, like in the film "A Perfect World") -- just give me the two damn pieces of bread and I'll eat that!
ReplyDeleteI LOVE bread! I could live for months on bread - NO problem!
ReplyDeleteActually, you could live forever on bread. I still recall my crazy uncle who told me that people in the hoosegow get fed nothing but bread and water all the time. For the longest time, I actually believed that shit! God Love Uncle Eddie!
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