Friday, September 30, 2011
Did Ashton Kutcher Really Bang Some Other Broad On His Sixth Wedding Anniversary with Demi Moore? If So, That's a Fine How Do You Do...
Gee, you could never see this coming up Main Street! 40-something dame marries 20-something man. Of course the young guy's gonna love her forever and never get bored, right? What a great idea, cougars marrying young men. Or not.
And so it is that we get this new story from the New York Post (link at bottom) that new "Two and Half Men" star Ashton Kutcher (now 33) was going at it hot and heavy with 20-something Sara Leal (pictured above and below, reportedly, with Kutcher) on the night of his sixth wedding anniversary with his old lady, 48-year-old Demi Moore. Kutcher and Sara have reportedly been "partying" together for three months now.
Prior to the past week's alleged Kutcher-Sara sex hook up, the two were reportedly partying at the Fluxx Club in San Diego. In perhaps the biggest understatement of the new century, one club patron observed: "Ashton didn't look like someone who was celebrating a wedding anniversary."
That viewpoint, BTW, is so shortsighted and obtuse. Kutcher's obviously so in love with Demi that he just wanted to express all of that joy to the barely legal Sara. He just wanted to show Sara what it feels like when he makes love to his adoring wife. What a fitting tribute to Demi on the couple's sixth anniversary!
(Now I think I know what if feels like to be a partisan tasked with positively spinning every bad story and situation, now matter how bad. How partisan slimeballs live with themselves, I'll never know. But I digress.)
Meantime, the very young lady Sara has obviously been boning up on (among other things) her Barack Obama speeches, as she reportedly now wants her "fair share" from Kutcher for keeping her big trap shut on the details of the alleged affair.
Specifically, Sara's reportedly looking to score a cool $250,000 as the price of not spilling all the beans -- although, truth be told, isn't the damn cat pretty much out of the bag at this point?
I really love how one anonymous source to the Post almost seemed to try to portray Sara as the good girl here who really just wants to spare Kutcher from any embarrassment! Said the Post's source:
"Sara is talking to multiple media outlets for a deal. [But] what she really wants is to get a pay-off from Ashton. She has reached out to Ashton's team."
Ah yes: That wonderful spirit of reaching out, cooperation and compromise! Let's strike a Grand Bargain, Ashton! It's great to see that these Hollywood types, at least, are still listening to Obama.
Anyway, Demi has not been seen with Kutcher in months, and reportedly a divorce may be in the works. Her apparent reaction to the Sara Leal story has been rather oddball, to say the least -- including a series of "dark" Tweets. First "she posted a picture of her face with her eyes closed and the words, 'I see through you.'"
Then on that sixth anniversary night in question (and as pictured above), Demi reportedly turned into Caine from Kung Fu and started spouting proverbs from Greek philosophers. Fair enough, but I've got one for her:
"She was August, he was May, and when September arrived, he and a much younger broad hit the hay." -- TIRetus.