Couldn't he have gone for a filthy five-play and added some whiskey and riding crops into this demented mix? One thing's for sure: Rather than being as healthy as a horse, this man's as sick as an old plug after eating a bushel of apples (allegedly).He's 46-year-old Kenneth Acebal (pictured on left and on the horse above), and he's known as a "distinguished horse trainer" from Apharetta, Georgia. Apparently spurred on by angst stemming from recent attempted child molestation charges, cops in Georgia say this four-eyed foal man recently kicked up his heals in a big way on the Georgia highways.
This Old Nag Moves Faster Than Secretariat Through a Feed Bag
Cops say this brazen buckaroo was first spotted driving his car with fewer clothes on than a bareback bronco. But if that was his only (alleged) crime! Cops says this hard-chargin' horseman was going for the Triple Crown.
Acebal was allegedly tokin' on a meth pipe as he merrily raced his way around the last corner in his birthday suit. But what really had this kooky equestrian champing at the bit? Porn! What else? (Allegedly).
Cops say this deranged roughrider (allegedly) had "an array of pornographic magazines spread out in the car" as if they were so many racing forms down at the Belmont. (Cops also found the "pipe with methamphetamine residue in it.")
So what gives with all that damn porn? Well, it seems that Acebal was trying to beat his dead horse (allegedly). Or you might say he was just trying to feel his oats (allegedly). This is one instance where the man should not have held his horses (allegedly).
More to the point, and straight from the horse's mouth: Acebal reportedly admitted "he had performed a sex act on himself while driving." At least he didn't try to change horses (errr, stories) in midstream. And no word whether any horsey sauce was among the physical evidence collected by cops from the car.
This Batty Broncobuster Is Knee Deep In More Than Just Clover
A close friend of Acebal reportedly blames the whole incident on stress caused by Acebal being arrested in April "over attempted child molestation charges." Acebal allegedly engaged in online chats with an FBI agent posing as a child and then allegedly tried to look a gift horse in the mouth. The FBI says Acebal next drove his car (apparently fully clothed) to meet the "child" for sex.
Acebal's friend is really on her high horse over Acebal's daily double of arrests, actually referring to the attempted molestation charges as a "victimless crime." The friend crowed that Acebal will be "fully exonerated" for both incidents. But methinks the friend may be backing the wrong horse.
Regardless, after the latest incident, Acebal ponied up some cash to get out of the pokey on bond. He'll soon have to hoof it back to court, since he stands accused of meth possession and indecent exposure. But I think he better worry about those attempted molestation charges first, lest he wishes to put the cart before the horse.
http://www.ajc.com/news/forsyth/horse-trainer-arrested-for-985495.html?cxtype=rss_news_128746
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2007737/Renowned-horse-trainer-arrested-smoking-meth-looking-porn-driving-naked.html
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