Here's the funny thing about me. Many on BOTH sides don't believe this, but I really couldn't give a rat's ass which party you're in. If you're a creepwad politician of either party and you say or do something stupid, then I'm gonna jump on you, laugh at you, and make fun of you. That's what I do here. If you don't like that, then my usual GFY invitation extends. Case in point from Louisiana this week:His name is Joe Stagni (pictured at the top and on right), and the 47-year-old GOP City Councilman (in Kenner City, La.) has apparently been reading one too many accounts of Anthony's Weiner (second picture above) tweeting out his chest and dong to various women, not to mention fellow republic partisan Christopher Lee (pictured immediately above) posting his topless torso on a dating website earlier this year.
Stagni seems to have wanted a little taste of this action. Not a big taste. Just enough to wet his beak. But I think he got a little more than he bargained for, as he's been caught with pants down (literally) this week.
Stagni has admitted to exchanging inappropriate sext "communications" with a female "colleague" with whom he admits having an extramarital affair. One such communication is the picture at the top which cuts off Stagni's head, but shows the rest of him posing in his underwear.
That picture was somehow forwarded to an unintended recipient at the ol' city council office, and all hell broke loose from there. Even funnier than that cheesy-ass picture is the message from Stagni that accompanied it:
"I'm n trouble - serious conversation w wife (sic)."
Let me try get this straight: Wifey had apparently gotten wind of Stagni's little affair with the "colleague," leading to Stagni being "n trouble" and having a "serious conversation" with wifey. And Stagni needs to communicate these facts to his mistress "colleague." OK, all of that makes sense. But the rest doesn't:
So Stagni needs to tell his lover what's going on and -- while he's at it -- he decides to just go ahead and attach a new picture of him in his drawers for good measure? Of course! What better time could there ever be to send that photo?
I'd hate to see the photo and message that Stagni might have sent if he ever officially broke it off with this "colleague." Maybe something like: "Sorry babe, it's over, but for your viewing pleasure, see the attached brand new picture of me and my Cajun whitesnake."
As for the aftermath of the Stagni scandal: He's praying and asking for "mercy and forgiveness" from everyone under the sun, including God above, his beloved wife, his family members, his constituents, his dog, his dearly departed grandma, etc., etc.
But unlike Weiner and Lee before him, this posing politician says he's "sticking" around (at least for the time being). Now, if we could just get one more slimy politician to have one of these sexting scandals, we'd have a foursome and a full potential cast for the new high-budget porn movie idea that I've been developing --
The Hungover.
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Ahahahahahahaha....hilarious!! I'd go see The Hungover, just tell me when and where =)
ReplyDeleteFirst I have to secure financing. I'm lunching with Ron Jeremy down in Laurel Canyon later this week to pitch the idea.
ReplyDeleteSweet! Once you get Ron on board, and you will, I'm totally available to create the soundtrack, by the way - really, I could rock that! =)
ReplyDeleteYou mean a cheesy musical score or natural sound (pants, grunts, groans and moans) for dubbing in?
ReplyDeleteEither one, or both =) I could do both =)
ReplyDeleteYou can start practicing. Some of the more common phrases, "oh yeah," "ooo baby," "yeah hit that ass," "don't stop," "yeah just like that," "faster faster," and "Geronimo!"
ReplyDeleteAnd don't forget 'sock it to me'! ha! What movie was that in?? Oh, that's going to bug me....I'll figure it out. I must!
ReplyDeleteWho are you, Aretha Franklin?
ReplyDeleteActually, that chorus might have been in Airplane when the stewardess is singing the sick girl a little song.
I only wish I had Aretha's pipes! I think you may have pinpointed the movie =)
ReplyDeleteI've always recall things from songs and movies. The other night, I was watching this really bad straight-to-DVD movie from the late 2000's called "The Shortcut." And it had a funny line I'll recall. The school principal tries to come over the tell the kid's old man that his kid has mental issues, and the old man goes ballistic. The principal spouts something like: "Mr. Johnson! I'm being serious -- I really do think the boy is deranged!" Classic.
ReplyDeleteThat's a new one on me, haven't heard of "The Shortcut" =) I learn something new everyday =)
ReplyDeleteMy cable On Demand always has a ton of those bad straight-to-DVD movies. I've watched so many, they all blur together unless I've watched one recently.
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