This maniac is even nuttier than a Donald Trump "birther" theory. Even loonier (if that's a word) than just about any Obama appointment (no small accomplishment).This psycho's name is Justin Massler, and he's absolutely (and literally) "bonkers for Ivanka" -- Donald Trump's gorgeous daughter Ivanka, that is. And this crazed casanova Massler really knows how to go after a girl.
He reportedly once gifted a picture to Ivanka showing himself drenched in blood, and he also allegedly once tried to flatter Ivanka by threatening to commit suicide in her Madison Avenue jewelry joint. Quite the cuckoo's nest romantic, you might say.
But for all of his best maniacal efforts, the 28-year-old Reno, Nevada native stands accused of stalking Ivanka. And just get a load of some the deranged things this lunatic has to say!
The "wild-eyed" Massler (a diagnosed schizophrenic) was in a New York courtroom this week as he faces the specific charge that he violated an earlier court order by continuing to try to contact Ivanka. His shrinks says he's mentally unfit to stand trial, which was the issue before the judge.
And this madman Massler got the proceedings off to a nice creepy start when he was overheard proclaiming to his lawyer that "extraterrestrials were messing with his head." But this demented whack job was just getting warmed up at that point!
Next he demanded that the judge let him make a statement ("Am I not allowed to make a statement?," he needled to judge). The creep had some things to get off his chest, after all. The following "statement" ensued:
"Well, what it is, is the psychiatric system is corrupt! I'm under supernatural influence. Aliens could have been involved."
In a startling twist, "following Massler's outburst, the prosecution and defense quickly agreed with the psychiatric findings" concerning the loon's unfitness for trial.
The judge also agreed and sent Massler's batty ass right back to the bughouse at Bellevue Hospital. The judge also ruled that this psychopath "should be brought back to court in a year, unless shrinks find that he's fit for trial before then."
The funny thing is that the funny farm and Massler apparently do not mix. Rather than wanting to head back to the nuthouse, he seems to want to wet his beak with a little taste of the hoosegow instead. Silly strange brew!
Specifically, after the judge rendered his ruling, Massler spouted, "So I'm going to the psych ward?" When the judge nodded, a visibly disappointed Massler did his best impersonation of a third grader who just lost his milk money. Said Massler: "Oh, man!"
Which only reinforces the correctness of the judge's decision: Since you really know a man's bananas when he'd prefer a cold cell in the icehouse to a padded room at the booby hatch. "It's unfortunate," spouted Massler's lawyer in the understatement of the new century.
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/he_bonkers_for_ivanka_8ueFVSxBTQ2o0sEmZvXwsN
http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2011/05/12/2011-05-12_ivanka_trumps_accused_stalker_justin_massler_ordered_back_to_psychiatric_ward_fo.html
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