You've probably seen one or more of the current genre of "apocalypse" films -- such as The Road and The Book of Eli. There's a big nuclear war, or an asteroid hits the planet, or whatever. Point being, the world's gone to hell in a handbasket and there's hardly any food since (and cover your ears, Michelle Obama) man cannot subsist on tree bark and leaves. So you get these gangs of subhuman slimes who go around hunting humans for food. But at least they can blame the apocalypse. What's the excuse of this cannibal creep in today's news (link at bottom)?:Cops in Switzerland say a 43-year-old sleazewad there actually took out an advertisement on the Net "seeking someone who would agreed to be killed, cooked and eaten." Even more specifically, the ad "wanted someone would would agree to be put to sleep then killed, cut up, cooked and eaten." ["Put to sleep"? Did this cannibal moonlight as a dog vet in his non-maneating hours?]
And that's not the worst part: Some perverted goof actually responded to the ad and accepted the offer! This potential "dinner guest" says he initially thought the ad and offer were little more than a kinky "macabre fantasy game" -- which apparently turned the guy on. Nothing says mass appeal, after all, better than a little macabre with some direct threats of murder and cannibalism garnished in around the edges.
But oh, those damn pesky changes of heart! The "would-be victim" says he changed his mind about the offer after he started talking in detail on the phone with the 43-year-old cannibal. It was at that point that the potential victim says he first realized the cannibal was "deadly serious" -- literally. And that's to be expected since how could one ever come to that realization by merely reading that advertisement alone?
Apparently not wanting to create one of those dreaded "jilted cannibal" situations, the potential victim didn't outright back out of the "deal" right there on the phone. Instead, he called the cops, who set up a sting operation on the 43-year-old anthropophagist.
As a part of the sting, the cops "sent in an undercover officer posing as the victim . . . to catch the suspected flesh-eater." When the cannibal realized that he wouldn't get a chance to put the cop to sleep, he reportedly turned to less humane devices -- brandishing a gun. The ensuing firefight resulted in both the cannibal and a cop being shot.
And lest there be any doubt, a cop spokesman wants to clear all of that up from the jump: "It appears the man was genuinely seeking to eat someone," confided the spokesman.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3574322/Come-die-with-me.html
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