Monday, March 14, 2011

They Got This One-Year-Old Punk "All Liquored Up! All F*cked Up on Alcohol!"



Actually, that's a line from Susie Essman's vile, foul-mouthed character on "Curb Your Enthusiasm" after Larry David accidentally gets her 7-something daughter drunk on wine. But it seems to be precisely what some people at a recent baseball game did too, only this time with a one-year-old! (Links to story at bottom/video at top).

Apparently, it's quite the YouTube sensation video at the moment: Adults giving a Miller Lite brewsky to this little 1-year-old screwball. As the little tike downs the beer, the adults erupt into a wild chorus of inane laughter and catcalls, with one screaching, "You Got All Dat?!" (it's "THAT" BTW) and some dorky dude screaming, "WHOA!!!"

I thought I'd heard this sad chapter in human history before when we saw the video a year or two ago of the 3-year-old punk downing a beer bottle at a Phillies game (as pictured immediately below Susie Essman above), but this one takes the cake: This little rotten character is only 1-year-old for Jeezal Peezal sake! What did these so-called adults do after he chugged his beer? -- Offer him a cigarette?!